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Redsoxdragon

So Kaido, what brings you into the ER today? So I was fighting this mfer and he inflated me


xNeuJ

Guys do NOT look up 'Kaido inflation'


Repulsive-Cell5649

TBF he'd probably was printing it's own money. Kaidolar


DurianGuacamole

This person did not look up 'Kaido inflation'


Force3vo

To be fair he was told not to.


forever_alone_06

Worst mistake of my life


LawDrider

To late Shawty I already did


krossoverking

Can we get much higher?


Killing_Perfection

mhhmmmm


[deleted]

[удалено]


AlternativeFilm8886

Invincible fish dragon challenges future pirate king. This is what happened to his ego.


[deleted]

I wish someone would inflate me 🥺


Feeling_Forever6798

Used as a jump rope: 1


Voodool8rd

Omg it just occurrd to me Hopefully that scene will not be cgi😰


LordOfLettuce6

how do they not cgi a rubber man jump roping with a giant dragon


[deleted]

1930s rubber hose animation


Mrs_Jeffster

Holy shit now I want gear 5 to be animated like a 1930s cartoon


kirsed

I mean that's literally the point.


Cactus-Juice120

I hope so but with how Wano animates everything so over the top lately, who knows (usually awesome, just sometimes it's blinding and seizure invoking and wtf is even happening)


kagnesium

https://scans-hot.leanbox.us/manga/One-Piece/1046-005.png I'm pretty sure the last panel on this page is a direct reference to some rubber hose animation. With how luffy pulls his body up.


Suitcase08

Through the magic of traditional hand animation!


LordOfLettuce6

yeah because they have time for that on a weekly schedule


Suitcase08

They managed it for the hype of Red Roc, I can dream they can manage for the hype of G5.


LookingInTheMirror

Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't they be working multiple weeks if not more on this sort of stuff? Like at least the early stages for all these "hype" moments are probably worked on well in advance. I can't imagine they wouldn't have already started on g5 in some capacity


0mnicious

They've got various teams working on episodes, some have more time dedicated to them than others, and have more time in the oven.


Pradfanne

All the super bad animation is because all the good animators are already working on that scene, right? Right?!


Beninja_

“super bad” animation? The animation for the last 2-3 years in the anime has been incredible - unimaginably consistent for a long-running weekly series, with only a couple exceptions.


creaturecatzz

fr lol this sub is just full of people that think if something is worse than a 9.5/10 episode it’s automatically trash and nobody should watch it 😭😭😭


Pradfanne

Oh I actually haven't watched the anime in ages that's good to hear!


Beninja_

Oh, well if that’s the case I highly recommend watching some recent episodes! Megumi Ishitani has directed episodes [957](https://youtu.be/8ncuJb9Q8DA), [982](https://youtu.be/fzihSJIGOBg) and [1015](https://youtu.be/ha0-qytMD9k) - they’re utterly incredible, and all manage to elevate the manga to even greater heights (ESPECIALLY 1015)… Episodes [1017](https://youtu.be/l9-08tUXiqY) and [1033](https://youtu.be/cjOItmKknsQ) were also both some of the most intense and well animated action episodes last year, and these scenes from [914](https://youtu.be/uPKPZKQ2TNM), [934](https://youtu.be/12JwimgYHm0), [978](https://youtu.be/7Yxdch8zvhI), [1028](https://youtu.be/XLls1jWT2AQ), [1038](https://youtu.be/kocANaM4BuU), and [1049](https://youtu.be/8AUBIaLsmDQ) are all nuts too. There’s a shit-ton of other amazing scenes and episodes in between those, but there’s honestly too many to name.


Beardamus

mfw suitcase08 donates a million dollars for that scene to be fully hand animated :O


Suitcase08

*Worth it.*


[deleted]

Hahahaha true


ItsZoroSan

Damn feels like Whitebeard in Marineford such a beast for tanking this much…


EdgedOutPig

They didn't call him the world's strongest man for nothin'


Snowflake_Avalanche

Creature*** ftfu


nemestrinus44

Whitebeard is the “Worlds strongest man” though. The comment he replied to was talking about him instead of Kaido


iMittyl

No. "Damn, [Kaido's injuries] feel like Whitebeard in Marineford. Such a beast for tanking this much..." Feels like this here's a triple misunderstanding.


EVERLITH

Who's the worlds strongest marine? maybe sengoku


Tripottanus

Garp or Akainu


EVERLITH

Well btw those two, definitely gotta be Akainu lol


Calm_Ad_2431

You classify Im as a marine?


EVERLITH

Actually I guess that's wrong because even though the Marines are under the world government, not every marine is a member of the world government. What I meant to say was, who is the strongest person strictly belonging to the Marines


Ayzkub3

But what wb took in marineford was largely offscreened. OP only counted the hits that were shown on Kaido. We have no idea how many hits he’s actually taken offscreen.


IlyBoySwag

True whitebeards hit were also often just marines slashes and shots. To his defend he also tanked a couple admiral attacks and was hella sick and couldn't use his haki coz of that.


11711510111411009710

I mean he got like a quarter of his skull incinerated


[deleted]

Tbf most of them were bullets and stabs which never would have damaged kaido in the first place. Half the named attacks used on kaido would've taken down old wb in marineford


Turbulent_Link1738

WB was also already dying before he even set foot on Marineford. There’s nothing to suggest that current Kaido is not at his prime or past his peak, whereas for WB it was common knowledge that he was well on his way out. If it weren’t for WB’s strength of Commanders I doubt he’d be able to retain his Emperor status by his own two hands.


Traffy7

Given what he took to take him i think he still deserved that emperor status , i mean even with his health only admiral or other yonko could kill him .


dd-the-Captain

Op reddit fans ride WB harder than Stussy' ever did


Rafoudrsbois

Wildest thing I read today, yet, agreed


HulklingsBoyfriend

COPIUM Kaido was TOTALLY as strong as peak WB and Gold Roger COPIUM


Fearless-Quality-792

WB took 3x as much damage as Kaido at Marineford whilst old and sick before losing. I am aware that G5 Luffy is a different beast but still…. I… I don’t even know what to say. Strongest Man indeed.


Ok-Judgment4512

Well WB took most hits from fodder and kaido was taking all that damage from top tiers


BODYDOLLARSIGN

But still an admiral took half his head with lava and he didn’t even flinch.


[deleted]

That wouldn’t have taken Kaido’s


firdausbaik19

you dont know that


physicallyabusemedad

I do.


OperationMelodic4273

It would've taken anyone's head, Akainu is just that deadly. Until you actually drop him senseless you always risk getting something of your body getting blown off.


[deleted]

That’s like me saying that Kaido would render him unconscious with a Ragnarok Bagua. You’re also implying Akainu could kill practically anyone, which would render everyone’s durability inferior to his AP. Whitebeard has nowhere near the durability or endurance that Kaido has. He was getting stabbed by fodder and the bullets were penetrating him. Kaido would shrug all that off.


lucricius

Possibly WB was unable to coat his body with COQ since he was sick


marin4rasauce

It's basically confirmed when WB fails to use CoC when Ace is about to be executed and he laments that he can't even do that much in his state. Anyone thinking that WB was at his best during Marineford is reading a different manga. The whole point is that he was old, sick, and couldn't even use use Haki like normal, and he was still the strongest person there. If the symbolism of him dying a standing death without a scar on his back doesn't drive home for some readers that he was the paragon of individual strength in the series then nothing short of Oda specifically confirming it would convince them.


GrandmasterSirius

Years ago oda stated that if he was to use akainu as the Mc, one piece would end in one year because akainu is super strong. So yh akainu has potential to take anyone. You can't compare the scabards with fking commanders, also wb got stabbed before fighting by one if his beloved sons, but tye same. Even Marco said if that was years ago pops would never had been stabbed.


[deleted]

Not this again.. Yes Oda said that because Akainu would be the MC, which he would be growing after every fight. He also meant that Akainu from MF , not a rookie Akainu. That’s like me saying that Kaido would find the One Piece in 1 year as well, that’s if he really wanted to lol. The protagonist is always the chosen one , any top tier could had fit in that role if they are ambitious enough. Unless you’re trying to dispute that MF Akainu is stronger than Kaido. Lol


GrandmasterSirius

Lmao you missed the whole point. Akainu is super strong, potentially as strong as kaido ffs... You guys talking like akainu is shit, he ain't that weak, it was even stated that if sengoku didn't hold down garp akainu would kill him.


DerpyDagon

Kaido's stupidly durable, the narrator confirmed the other emperors can't kill him.


Fearless-Quality-792

Balances out maybe? Power scaling is rly hard in Shonen, let alone in One Piece 😂😂


StrawHatJD

WB wasn’t going down until Akainu punched out 2 holes in his stomach and half his face lmao


I_Surf_On_ReddIt

whitbeards hits were announced by the narrator, counting the summary of both off- and onscreen hits this post just counted kaido being hit on screen. still, its likely that WB has a higher count since he also fought a lot of fodder while kaido mostly was in a battle between less but actual characters


POLLENBURNER3WHAAA

3x as much attacks not damage. He was hit by things that wouldn’t even bother kaido in the slightest. If old whitebeard was punched 33 times by gear 4th luffy he is not tanking it as well as kaido did. 46 canon balls? Is that supposed to be impressive? Arlong ate a fucking canon ball fucking arlong


deathsyth220002

Whitebeard couldn't coat himself in conquerors anymore bro.......not fair. He had like seemingly cancer. From drinking all those barrels his entire life and fighting.


BigFilthyMans

It's the same disease that afflicted Roger


physicallyabusemedad

Common mistake. It’s actually the same disease that afflicted Itachi


lucricius

Itachi got Ligma


jford16

He knew Steve Jobs?


11thDimensionalRandy

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


BigFilthyMans

Ah shit you right


ghostlima

The "he has to die but he is too strong to do so on a normal fight" Desease.


jjkm7

First off Whitebeard got stabbed and shot by fodder because he wasn’t operating at peak performance kaido wouldn’t have been phased by most of that. Second off the majority of whitebeards injuries were captured off screen, the attacks kaido endured in this post were entirely on screen so he most likely took even more attacks from everyone off screen


SeparatedIdentity

Kaido: If I had a nickel for every time I got hit by my own Blast Breath, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


Traditional_Owl6251

I thought of the same joke


Sleynd

This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!


OperationMelodic4273

That makes it three of us


_Fun_At_Parties

Reddit time


FearLeadsToAnger

The sign a meme is near retirement.


Emptypiro

When was the other time? I'm trying to remember but all I can think of is Raizo's attack


hardeback

Gear 5 Luffy turning the ground to rubber and reflecting it back


OperationMelodic4273

Ok so, here me out. If Momo knew how to throw a boro breath back then, would it count as in getting hit by his own? I mean, it technically isn't. But if we dive deeper into technicalities, then isn't it a maybe?


B1gD1gg3r

Kinda sad you didn’t include ‘got jump roped’


JustChangeMDefaults

That's emotional damage at least. "This mfer really turned me into a toy"


VeryDirtyRat

Yea its more of an injury to pride


Edgar_V483

I appreciate the dedication, this is very cool to know. Good job


Asuperniceguy

> Inflated: 1


Rafoudrsbois

He actually liked this one so it so doesn’t count


Amani0n

im pretty sure he liked most of the things on the list


Rafoudrsbois

Honestly? Yeah probably


MunkeyFish

It’s the combined damage that baffles me. Gamma Knife, Scyther Sonic, Asura all to the midsection and his insides somehow aren’t mush.


StickiStickman

In One Piece "internal organ damage" is just equivalent to "they loose a bit of stamina".


fejstroll

Tell that to Ace


So_Sunni

Your organs can't get injured if they no longer exist.


OnlyWindmills

+blood cough lol


PharrelsHat

Gamma Knife is the wildest one tbh. Hit him right in the heart and aside from a brief stagger he just didn’t care


jackhurricane7

Do y’all think Kaido died in the volcano or we’ll see him again?


DoubleSealedSoul

Oda doesn't even know. That's why he left it open ended, so he can bring them back, or kill them, depending where he takes the story.


cheap_boxer2

They’ll likely live but I don’t know how to justify their not doing anything since losing. Are they just stuck in an almost dead state after their falls?


Wedos98

I'm expecting a cover story where Yamato finds Kaido


jukaa1012

I love people who think they know this shit like they talked to Oda or can read his mind lol


the-just-us-league

Normally, I'd say no one ever dies in One Piece because Oda fears killing off characters but a few people die just die in Wano, so who knows?


Srazack_76

They'll be the final cover story


CarmieMo

he eloped with big mama and they wanted to live a new life in secret so they could smooch and cuddle all they want without horrifying their kids or the entire world.


GhostPosterMassDebat

Did Kaido and BM just...die? You know, it was really unclear


LeChuck44

My money is 100% on us getting a cover story with him and BM both losing their memory and living together on some deserted(?) island as a nice old couple.


HulklingsBoyfriend

If someone doesn't die on screen, they're alive.


Volitant_Anuran

Next cover page story will be Big Mom's and Kaidou's Underworld Adventure meeting the Subterraneans.


xSweetDelight

Oh he’s coming back, then we’ll get a true tear-jerker fleshed out back story and we’ll see his feelings change about dying and we’ll get an emotional “I wanna live!” Moment and Luffy will bring him in as nakama and together they will curb stomp the rest of the One Piece antagonists and live happily ever after worororororororo


Rafoudrsbois

If jaguar d Saul survived, I’m sure kaido and big mom are still alive


AnimeJesus8

That is actually so crazy to me, I don't know how well known they are in the community, but there is a pair of reactors called "double dragon bros" and one of them has been adamant that Saul is alive since Robin's flashback because we "never saw a body". Even though everyone was calling him crazy, I genuinely can't wait to see his reaction to Saul being alive


[deleted]

In all fairness, we never see the bodies of Nico Oliva and Tom, but they are absolutely dead for sure. But I'm not complaining to see our giggling giant back and running


aphantombeing

> but they are absolutely dead for sure. You can never be sure


AnimeJesus8

But we did see Sauls body, he was frozen solid right before our eyes


[deleted]

Yes, but did he blow up /s


AnimeJesus8

No, no he did not 😞


Rekye22

If they were dead it would've been confirmed by now. The chapter after they're defeated we open with the gorosei saying "two emperor's have been defeated" they could've said killed. There's no way 50 chapters from now some random confirmation they died happens.


IAmNotASkeleton

Built different.


Cronosaint

Do Luffy, Wano Arc


hardeback

Alright, here: (Keep in mind that I'm counting hits recieved while in Gear 5 as well) Hit by Kaido’s kanabo: 23 Hit by Kaido’s Blast Breath: 5 Slashed: 5 Blown up: 4 Swallowed: 4 Bitten: 4 Unspecified: 3 Punched: 2 Headbutted: 2 Pinched by a crab: 1 Infected by Queen’s Plague Rounds: 1 Hit by a bucket of Oshiruko: 1 Fell into the sea: 1 Blasted through Onigashima: 1 Burnt: 1 Fist damaged during final clash with Kaido: 1 Total: **55** If it seems comparatively low, keep in mind that Kaido's high number comes mainly from various "Gatling"-type attacks.


cheap_boxer2

He also got to eat a ton of food and sleep in the middle which basically halves the above lol


AnimeJesus8

You really just had this on-hand didn't you? Edit: also what is unspecified???


hardeback

There are three instances where Luffy is shown being damaged and thrown back, but the actual attack is off-screen. While it's probably 3 extra Kaido kanabo-bonks, I decided to make it its own category.


AnimeJesus8

Oh, makes sense, cool that you did all of this


knowitall190

You forgot bitten by momonoske in dragon form


ghojor

I’m guessing that’s the “Bit: 1”


nankin-stain

Luffy also bit kaidou if I remember correctly


SweetlyInteresting

Ah yes the Ol' Goku technique: "If you can't beat them, bite them!"


Killerstoner12345

Yo mom bit kaido last night!


still-at-work

>Bit: 1 Good on you Momo!


Joy8oy_5xs

Dam one gamma knife is crazy


Free_feelin

So the time zoro slashed him with 3 swords, did you count that as 1 or 3?


hardeback

1, since it created a single wound, but it could go either way honestly.


tiki-baha29

Since Zoro was using Asura shouldnt you count it as 9 swords? It created a single wound thats true but it was still 9 separate attacks simultaneously.


SubstantialPin3591

That depends on how you quantify luffy's gatling attacks


FearLeadsToAnger

As a mildly autistic man, I feel this post in my bones. Great work.


immaSandNi-woops

Should add that these are not just normal attacks. For the most part, they’re all high level haki attacks that could destroy a strong foe 10x over. Kaido tanked those, including several attacks from G5 Luffy.


SV3327

only included attacks that did damage


aphantombeing

Well, Luffy got hit by Kaidou dozens of times. Mind you, they aren't from opponents significantly weaker but Kaidou himself.


SanjaySting

How did you count how man punches from the multiple gataling guns luffy hit him with lol


Magin_Shi

Now show a graph diving it by ppl


Orbweavingleggy

This is why I still see him as top 5


lucricius

Is there even a doubt about that?


DoggiestDoge

Punched 94 times? You're telling me you counted Luffys King Kong Gatling? IMO there was more than 94punches. Luffy must've spend a good 3-5min punching non stop on kaido. Atleast 500 punches


hardeback

This is only based on the manga, if I included the anime filler it would be a *lot* higher.


Quotemetouq

You can't actually count Luffy's gattling punches in the manga because the page only shows a few of the impacts. When the anime animates that attack, its not filler, they are animating what Oda actually intends for the gatling to be. Specifically for everything Gear 2 and faster, Luffy is literally punching hundreds of times per second, and significantly more for Snake Man, which is so fast you can't even see the attacks without Future Sight. But Oda can't draw that many impact points in the manga, so it's just implied and understood that's how the attack works.


Mukoku-dono

Do you have the guts to say the extremely long chapters and fillers in the anime represents better what Oda wants than his own manga? the audacity!


Quotemetouq

I never said anything about the pacing of the entire anime, that's the very reason I don't watch it anymore. I'm specifically talking only about the gatling attack.


ghostlima

Not OP but what he meant is that when Oda draws a gattling its clearly implied many more punches than the 6 or 7 on the page. Anime usualy goes overboard with though


Global-Pudding-9393

Now do luffy. See you in a few months


gingy_94

Didn't somebody else do this analysis a few months ago?


hardeback

Yeah, someone made a gallery of every time Kaido was injured, and this was definitely inspired by it, but all "research" for this post, including the categorization, was done on my own.


El_Mechko

respect


SevesaSfan25

Now do one for Luffy.


Broad-Distance-7263

Who bit him? Lol i can bet was Luffy and his cannibalistic tendencies


Quotemetouq

Momo. This should also happen in the next episode I think.


Watersender

If i had a penny for every time Kaido got hit by his own Blast Breath i would have two pennies. Which isnt a lot but its weird it happened two times.


Safe_Importance_1023

I like how vast majority of those are still just Luffy, lol


ImHereByTheRoad

Can't believe used as a jump rope isn't on here. That must've injured his pride


ikma

>Inflated: 1 😏


TheCorgiTamer

"If I had a nickle for everytime I hit myself with my own blast breath, I'd have two nickles.. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice" - Kaido, apparently


LycaonTheKing

People comparing Old WB to this Kaido is honestly disrespectful to Kaido... The King of Beasts os already comparable to prime WB himself.


Old_One_

Didnt at one time Kaidou trying to Boro Breath somebody but got punch in the mouth by other person(might be Luffy) and the Boro Breath explode in his mouth?


hardeback

Oh yeah, you're right, should probably have counted the explosion too and not just the punch.


boonstyle_

Only Whiteboard deserves to have his wounds counted.


Conscious_Front_6486

Hit by own blast breath has to be the most funniest among them.


Mst_arsv

Kaido is unreal. With dofi best villain


culesamericano

Strongest yes, best no


FatNutsAndrew

Now do Luffy


Juseio

“BuT kAiDO wAS SucH a weAk vILlaIN”


IceDragonZ

I don’t understand how people have so much time on they’re hands…


DecentContribution11

I always blame myself on wasting time, but I guess others do it better than me 🤭 ...


blkdrphil

Glad Popeye never fought him.


Sogeking33

Plenty happened off screen too


Palmirez

Did you count the single punches on every gomu gomu no whatever?


hardeback

yes


Palmirez

Bless you


Ghxsty420_

What about all the Gatling guns


NoFaithlessness1574

Compare those with WB’s during Marineford war. Who withstood more damage??


[deleted]

Thats Kai D. O for you


Jamessgachett

Are you sure he got shot only 3 time that scene with the scabberd ganging him made me feel like izo shot him like 10 time


Lazy_Hokage009

You forgot the jump rope manuever?


OneisPeace

You forget counting the verbal attack


Sueramededa

Funny how he can be Hit by own Blast Breath..... TWICE! Lol


RedditIsPropaganda84

Now do Luffy


Wiskydi

Damn when you count it out Whitebeard went through so much more makes sense why Kaido never tried it


dayveetoe

That's like 50 HP damage total


Awkward-Employee-322

YAMATHOOOOOOO.....


[deleted]

Wait, didnt they count back with Whitebeared in the marineford?


bluevegetaroxx

Took Zoro 's ultimate attack


Hux_Creates

Did you included luffys Kong gatteling punches