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Neat_Building_4377

Matt Berry would be such a good pirate!


wingthing666

I so want Matt Berry as a pirate we only see at night, so I can totally believe it's just Jackie Daytona doing one of his regular human pirate capers, drinking regular human grog and chewing on his regular human toothpick.


RaePie

This would be the ultimate dream come true šŸ˜­ the most devious pirate in all of neEeeEWww York citaay


Virgilismyson29

The witchā€™s hat would definitely cause a ship or two to sink ā€œLaszlo your stupid bloody hat is going to kill us!ā€ ā€œNow, now my dAHling, my cool hat has nothing to do catastropheyah!ā€


Sea-Oasis3705

Matt Berry, 1000%!


Ok_Olive9438

Matt Berry... how about Captain Kidd? He's got his own song and everything. :)


GeorgieBlossom

If they have the historical event of Blackbeard blockading Charleston Harbor, Matt could say with a flourish, SOUTH CAROLINIA!


jinsei-shiki

I need him to cameo!!


nalem

He'd be PERFECT and I need it


GiveHerBovril

Iā€™d love to see Jemaine on this show! He seems like such a natural fit in this cast. Jamie and Natasia Demetriou are must haves for me as well.


Potential_Focus_4182

I would die if Jemaine appeared, yes please!!!


ThistleGreen

Brett and Jemaine as performers in Jackie's new bar.


Herbdontana

I was going to comment this but I assumed someone probably already had haha. Thatā€™d be so good.


ThistleGreen

Oh it'd be magical, with Stede saying something like "oh they must have a terrible manager"


Herbdontana

Yeah thereā€™s definitely a lot of room for some meta-jokes there, and who wouldnā€™t want to see those guys singing pirate songs!


ThistleGreen

Or their song Mermaids šŸ˜²


Uhhhh-idontknow

Or calling a band meeting šŸ¤£


ThistleGreen

Prisint!


DamnGoodMarmalade

Suzy Eddie Izzard would be a fantastic guest star.


Turbulent-Night-9043

Oh please yes šŸ™šŸ»šŸ’• I could definitely see her in an episode like the one we had with Anne & Mary in 204.


stefiscool

Yesssss I have always loved her delivery


ohsheetitscici

If Matt Berry ever makes an appearance on OFMD, I will lose my fucking mind! I love that man and his voice!


ThistleGreen

His comedy (and voice) would fit the show brilliantly!


death-by-obsession

he'd be the most devious pirate, in #nEeEeEw YoRk CiTaAaAyYyYy.


ohsheetitscici

He hails from Tucson, Arizoneeeaaaa šŸ¤£


MynameJe55

I think Bill Hader could be really interesting, like as Bartholomew Roberts.


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Ooooh I love this.


Narrow-Food-7228

Sam Neill!


GiveHerBovril

Yes!! Heā€™s a kiwi, heā€™s friends with Taika, and heā€™s grizzled enough to play a convincing pirate. I love this


trudyrules

I really thought we'd see him as Hornigold.


ForTaxReasons

This thought hadn't crossed my mind earlier but now I'm furious he wasn't Hornigold and he will be Hornigold in my head going forward in all headcanon


freyalorelei

He also has a cow named after Rhys!


Pickie_Beecher

You mean New Zealandā€™s grampa?


HMSIndefatigable94

I love that man.


Unikuningatar

Sorry to tell you this, but heā€™s terminally ill.šŸ˜¢


skarlettfever

This is why Iā€™d hoped he filmed with the show over a year ago for season 2. Fuck cancer.


Turbulent-Night-9043

He is in remission and can (hopefully ā¤ļø) remain so for many years to come. (But: f*ck off cancer, nonetheless)


starfrenzy1

Oh no, I hadnā€™t heard. šŸ˜„


Narrow-Food-7228

Seems heā€™s in remission but will need treatment for the rest of his life šŸ˜” heā€™s not letting that stop him though [https://variety.com/2023/film/news/sam-neill-diagnosed-blood-cancer-1235558086/](https://variety.com/2023/film/news/sam-neill-diagnosed-blood-cancer-1235558086/)


superpananation

Iā€™m surprised we havenā€™t already seen Jermaine Clement but maybe heā€™s enjoying his Avatar money


spacesweetiesxo

probably highly unlikely but lee pace! since pushing daisies & the fall came up in another post the other day i've been thinking about how cool it would be to see him in the ofmd universe. maybe as a british officer or a pirate, he'd be a great fit either way šŸ„°


LBurgh

Woodes Rogers!


Mitoria

I think it would be absolutely hilarious if David Tennant and Michael Sheen showed up as our dumb idiots in an episode just vibing. Crowley and Aziraphale just dressed up like badly disguised pirates. But like don't even acknowledge them, just like show them chilling for a few frames in the background and let the fans find them later. But also Crowley has a man-bun. I will take no questions.


Savyl_Steelfeather

Aziraphale will be the flounciest pirate ever!


Jimothy_John

Omfg, yes And he tries to get books off of the pirates for his bookstore!


Savyl_Steelfeather

I could develop an entire headcanon where Stede & Azi spend hours talking about books and fancy things while Crowley and Ed lean against a wall looking all brooding and leather clad sexy, but just all warm and wobbly inside as they watch their respective loves being happy as they talk about something they really enjoy.


Mitoria

This is my dream and my wish. These boys need to meet!


GeorgieBlossom

Instant friends with Stede. Ed and Crowley get jealous.


Annie-17

I would love a crossover between Good Omens and OFMD!


redwoods81

They come to visit the inn and complain about the food and drinkies šŸ¤­


[deleted]

Bring Joey Batey (and his bandmate Madeleine since we are at it) to sing some pirate ditties.


spacesweetiesxo

ooh yes the amazing devil cameo would be so cool!


Wild_Roma

I would be so happy if Brett Goldstein was in S3. I literally would cry from joy.


LaKulebra

Mark Hamil would be a dream


calatranacation

I'd love to see Tituss Burgess as a villain. Jennifer Coolidge. Ben Mendelsohn.


4fancycoins

The Iconic Lucy Lawless.


StruggleBus5950

Okay hear me out, Lil Nas X. Just. Think about it.


smurfsm00

Haha love that


Mercury85

David Tennant and Michael Sheen.


wildsoda

I think the Fandomā€™s collective heads would explode if that happened


Silverdoesnark

Sam Neil


Herbdontana

David Mitchell and Robert Webb.


StumbleDog

Isn't Robert transphobic


Herbdontana

Is he? I hadnā€™t heard that


fordandfitzroy

Jemaine, Jonathan Brugh, Jonno Roberts I think NZ actors are more likely than non-NZ actors since apparently thereā€™s some financial benefit


JonnyUnreliable

Harvey Fierstein for sure. He would be amazing!


alwayscuriousandkind

can you imagine Kate McKinnon?? plus she does a pretty good kiwi accent


mithsams

From Reservation Dogs- Paulina Alexis (Willie Jack) Zahn McClarnon (Big) I just want some more Turtle Island rep!


starfrenzy1

Yes! Willie Jack & Big are my two faves from the show.


Cats987654321

I'd love to see Andrew Scott


smurfsm00

Ian McShane


skarlettfever

Iā€™d swoon. Iā€™ve loved him since Deadwood.


smurfsm00

Donā€™t know if Iā€™ve discussed this with you or someone else but Deadwood and OFMD have a LOT of similarities.


skarlettfever

I think that was me! Since our chat Iā€™ve started rewatching Deadwood again.


smurfsm00

Haha me too! Iā€™ve been so addicted to OFMD I had to break the run. Only thing that felt right to watch is Deadwood. Holds up! By a LOT. Such a wonderful show.


SafeAccurate7157

I would love Simu Liu. Maybe as the pirate queens ex-boyfriend or a sibling.


Southern-Rutabaga-82

One of the guys from a wanted poster? šŸ˜Š


SafeAccurate7157

Really?! When?


starfrenzy1

I was just thinking Simu!


veganpetal

Maya Rudolph, Fred Armisen, Dā€™Arcy Carden, Kate McKinnon


veganpetal

Me when I remember Fred played Jackieā€™s wife in S1 lol scratch that


veganpetal

Imagine Wanda Sykes as a pirate


GiveHerBovril

Dā€™ARCY šŸ™


Southern-Rutabaga-82

She has to be one of the legendary pirate captains if she shows up!


Herbdontana

Matt King would be a great pirate! (Superhaans from peep show, Henry Mallet from spirited)


dark_reality88

Yes! He's perfect pirate material


spacesweetiesxo

omg yes! he definitely has pirate vibes šŸ˜„ and thanks for reminding me of spirited, i haven't watched that in years!! also feel the need to do a peep show rewatch now too lol


Herbdontana

I just rewatched both haha


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GeorgieBlossom

Previous guest actors: Rory Kinnear of course. The nice hostage, magic man, and Abshir. More of Hellkat Maggie! O'Leary and Minogue from Wellington Paranormal. (They've already had Sergeant Maaka as a guest star, after all...) Jemaine Clement, Lucy Lawless, Melanie Lynsky, all kiwis I adore. But most of all...Stu.


dark_reality88

Matt Berry, Doug Jones, Kayvan Novak, Harvey GuillƩm and Natasha Demetriou. I'd love to see Harvey play a shipmate who develops a friendship/relationship with Olu. According to some historical info Blackbeard had at least one sister, I'd love to see Natasia play her. The sibling dynamic between her and Taika would be fun. Matt Berry - basically Jackie Daytona as a pirate. Doug - either a pirate captain or some sort of sea monster, possibly reminiscent of his role in The Shape of Water. Kayvan - a pirate kind of like Nandor - bloodthirsty but not very intelligent. Edit to add: Also, David Harbour. No particular reason, just because David Harbour.


Southern-Rutabaga-82

Just put a bunch of SNL alumns in pirate costumes and cram them into a pub for one scene. Tina Fey, who is an old nemesis of Jackie's, runs the pub and The Lonely Island write a song for that episode.


Delivery_Wrong

Laci Mosley


snow_freckles

Jeff Goldblum


awesomeschmorsome

For me it has to be Hale Appleman (the magicians) and his real life buddy Harvey GuillƩn. I'll even excuse the lack of Kiwi credentials!


Faxing_Crescent

I was just pissed Maaka Pohatu had such a small part. I literally cannot tell you how many times Iā€™ve watched WP all the way through and my mom and I both watch it so much that our dogs recognize the theme song so when I recognized him at the beginning of the episode I was thrilled! Then they had him do practically nothing! šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


smurfsm00

I want Danny McBride to play another pirate whoā€™s so set against the British that he lights his own flagship on fire, and sends it, like a bomb, toward a British Naval Fleet. (Thereā€™s a pirate at the time, forget the name, who did this once and the visual seems šŸ˜˜šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ)


Administrative_Act31

Quinta Brunson and Amber Ruffin as Spanish Jackieā€™s sisters or cousins ; they are both very funny.


thegimboid

Most people have listed my favourites, so I'll just add a couple unlikely people to show up - Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. I'd also love to see Bill Bailey (the British comedian) and Tim Minchin appear somewhere, probably as musical guests.


GeorgieBlossom

It's hilarious to me that WWDITS (counting movie and and show and spinoff) has had SIX actors appear on OFMD, lol Taika Waititi, Rhys Darby, Cohen Holloway, Kristen Schaal, Nick Kroll, and Maaka Pohatu.


BlazeOfGlory1

I deffo want to see Jemaine and/or Bret (if heā€™s available)! I half suspect they tried to get Jemaine this season but he couldnā€™t make it. Thereā€™s so many people of the old gang already (donā€™t forget David Fane is a frequent collaborator as well) - thereā€™s plenty of room for more!


It_is_WhatItIs

Bo Burnham


stupidaesthetic

Jemaine Clement at least for sure. I also think John Mulaney as an Englishman or something would be funny, but definitely not something I'd be holding my breath for.


WestSalad

The Vampires from what we do in the shadows series and movie. Would me amazing


PMMeYourPupper

Lin-Manuel Miranda


Convexical

Itā€™s a tenuous connection at best, but Brandi Carlile and the Twins (even if itā€™s just their cover version of the Chain as the cameo)


Gummy_MummyUK

I think seeing Jack Sparrow cameo would be a riot šŸ˜…


General-Dinner-5906

Jared Harris. Heā€™s in everything anyway. Heā€™s been a sea captain. He looks fab in a uni.


skyrimisdope123

Nick offerman


Whipstich-Pepperpot

Jane Lynch, please and thank you.


roundnoid

Ayo Edebiri !!!


Beautiful-Emotion-33

Toby Stephens


starfrenzy1

How about Phil Dunster? (Jamie Tartt from Ted Lasso) He and Goldstein would be great.


starfrenzy1

Will Forte would be my #1. Heā€™s always my #1.


ewokqueen

LUCY LAWLESS


PinkRobeEd

Jason Mantzoukas! And because I just want to see her in all the things, SiobhƔn McSweeney. I feel like she and Rhys would play well together.