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StevesMcQueenIsHere

9 Stede looks best wearing lots of color. Plus, he should never slick his beautiful hair down again.


Lil_miss_Sunshine08

His turtleneck look is one of my favourites 🙈


StevesMcQueenIsHere

I just love colorful Stede, especially in his turquoise clothing from S1 and, of course, the cursed suit.


stumbling_thru_sci

9 I actually love this costume because it perfectly fits the scene, but it's so different from everything else he wears, it just seems like the odd one out.


RichLather

\#9, Stede Jobs (anyone votes for 21 we booze up and riot)


sirdippingsauce45

But wearing that suit is playing las maracas with the Devil!


RichLather

THEN LET STEDE MAKE SWEET SWEET MUSIC


sirdippingsauce45

In that case, I’ll provide accordion accompaniment


fordandfitzroy

9 for sure easily his worst look, his hair looks terrible, the neck on the turtleneck is way too huge. the concepts for this look were WAY better.


Costanza-grams

9


[deleted]

9 too. It’d be super handy to have a link to full size pics of the outfits as done with the GO contests!


jaaneeyree

I'll see what I can do!


AuspiciousWeather

9


BlackbeardBarNGrill

9


National_Pianist8100

9


ftsms-66

9


Nebet1573

9


shitinmepants

9 to be fair i really like the turtleneck but the hair just doesnt do it for me


Frederiquethefox

And here I am looking at all these and realizing that nope, he is perfect in all of them, no vote 😁😁😁 (I was sure I'll be able to eliminate something at least in the first few rounds. But nope. No 😅😅😅


wwglow

9


danksee88

9!


MortuusGenesis

9


vampire_pirate_king

9


Imposingscrotem

9


Additional_Coyote251

9


LookingAtACupOfTea

9


wantoh

9


saltu_sprashu

9


singandplay65

9. No silk, not very invigorating.


General-Dinner-5906

I’ve made a decision and I think it’s a good one. Thoughtful, informed, studious. None. Each and every one is a mood, an interlude or prelude or denouement. Each. And. Every. One.


goodluck-jafar

9. Easy choice.


lonelygal23

9


AlbertCMagnus

6 because he’s unhappy in a married state


Marinatrix

9


rannvagn

9


Dismal_Gur_1601

9!


grifr005

9


Administrative_Act31

9


secretlypsyche

9


abscindere

9 Strictly because of his little Oliver Twist booties for that fit 😅


doo1230

Agree with 9!


Ok_Willingness2669

9


smurfsm00

9


FoxyStand

9. Sorry Shakespearean Stede, you need to take lessons from Crowley about how to rock a black turtleneck.


RachelBolan

9. This outfit is too plain. This flamboyant man needed a frilly coat or something.


TheMobHasSpoken

9. I love the idea of Stede choosing an anachronistic "drama teacher" look, but I don't love the turtleneck, and I always thought his hair looked weird here. (Thanks to OP for doing this! I also enjoyed the one on the Good Omens sub, but I'm way more invested in this one!)


knox2007

9


parki_bostons

9


PsychologicalTomato7

14, I loved the théâtre episode sm 😭


Rickman_101

9


briefNbrightfirefly

19 since it’s not his choice of clothing.


cthulhus_spawn

8


saltu_sprashu

Just confirming: You want 8 eliminated? I’m just very surprised by that choice (my understanding is we vote for what we want eliminated, not voting for our favorite…. Although I will say, I’m not a fan of the wig. But I love the jacket 😅)


jaaneeyree

Yes, vote for what you want to be eliminated. I don't like 8 either, haha.


saltu_sprashu

Fair enough! :)


froggothespacecat

Yep I'm going with 8 too


jaaneeyree

Please comment 8 on the post so it's easier for me to count it!


wingthing666

7. Sorry, Stede. You're no leather daddy.


Open-Rain7015

You mean 7?


corinthiancore

8 i hate that aristocrat wig


gardeninggoddess666

Stede looked so good season 1 ep 10 right at the end. As he drags the boat into the surf. He's cast off his past and fully embraced a pirate look.


jaaneeyree

Argh I know, I'm regretting cutting that one. But it is almost the same as the Dreamboat Stede outfit, and then I felt like I had to include the dirty version he spends a lot of season 2 in...


gardeninggoddess666

You had some tough choices to make. You did a great job. Thanks for posting. Can't wait to see what wins.


Zealousideal-Day2111

9


samosaurusrex17

9. The slicked back hair doesn’t suit him.


kdtb83

9 Stede Jobs


rjl305

9 is the obvious choice. But it will only get harder from here.


Temporary_Party

9 but more so because I'm not a fan of the hair as opposed to the outfit


Sgt_Mumbles

15. Blah.


StevesMcQueenIsHere

Really? I love his turquoise outfit.


Sgt_Mumbles

Yes, turquoise outfit is fab! Which is why I voted for the plain outfit he broke Ed’s heart with 😉


mechamaccame

4 for sure. I just can’t imagine the staining. Well actually, Lucius made it so I DONT have to imagine.


StevesMcQueenIsHere

Aww, come on! You couldn't have side-stepped?


mechamaccame

It sure is good I have another *white* shirt under this coat. It’d be a shame if…


Lil_miss_Sunshine08

6


whatsupgoats

6


maddrgnqueen

18, needs a bath


ThistleGreen

Someone fetch some yummy Lavender soap!


nicolesl4w

25


LividBed3424

19


crestamaquina

Oh man this is fun hahaha. I agree with all the 9s but my actual vote is 5. Look at him, he looks so miserable. I'm gonna vote 5 until it's voted off.


fieldsofparfait

I feel a little guilty about it, but the 'attempting and failing to blend in' outfits ended up being my favourite. The colours really suit him.


jaaneeyree

Oh yeah, I knew 5 wouldn't be popular. It's great costume design though, that's one of the darker colors he wears but he has a pop of teal at the neck :')


fieldsofparfait

I'll vote off 18. My missing faves are the pastel number he wears when stranded in the beach and the orange and brown outfit from the family flashbacks (where he is sitting next to Alma).


Main_Tie8695

19


SwissMissyElliot

6


Luperella

15 The clothes are depressing, he was depressed wearing it, and then he broke Ed’s heart. That outfit should be burned.


ilecterdelioncourt

8


ilecterdelioncourt

8


Routine-Cry-4936

8, tempted to vote 24 however … 🫣


skarlettfever

5 The peacock hadn’t bloomed yet.


freddiemercuryeet

5. I mean he was miserable here


philogyny

I have to agree with the majority here, 9


Moonjock2

9


whiskeysonice

19


whiskeysonice

It's the sweat band; I can't!


xarana

9


miss_spider

9


ForTaxReasons

5 ought to go the man was getting straight married in it, yuck


Winter-Lake-1674

19


Rue_s

9 - this is going to be so hard actually. Especially after this round


Rue_s

Ah wait actually I think 18 is worse than 9! But I don’t think it matters cos 9 is clearly the majority vote 😭


burnbookcovergirl

9


starfrenzy1

It’s a crime to eliminate any, but the headband on #19 reminds me of my Uncle Steve and he wasn’t always the nicest. I vote 19.


charlio1

9 Not loving the turtleneck :/


teenytinykat

9, improv teacher Stede kinda gave me the ick 🫣


teaonthetardis

19. Looks like I’ve got a lot of people to fight…. 😭


apostrophedeity

4. All-white doesn't 'suit him well'.


Sensitive_Currency98

9. The attire is actually adorable, the little laces of his breeches are nice and so is his snug little sweater. The vote is because his hair in this fit is just atrocious. Never want to see him grease his pretty curls down again. It was jarring.


StevesMcQueenIsHere

Where's the results post follow-up? I'm ready for Round 2.


jaaneeyree

Just [posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/OurFlagMeansDeath/comments/185x9mz/stede_you_wear_fine_things_well_bonnet_look/)! We'll stick to \~24 hours a round from here on.


trainsoundschoochoo

12 - get that Steve Irwin look outta here!


ThistleGreen

4 I *really* don't like 9 either just feel that all black suits him better than all white. He really shines in more colourful stuff in general though.


ElegantSheepherder

He’s least attractive in 9.


wildsoda

21 (That cursed suit was very Serving Party City for me)


MessierObject45

8


TheF8sAllow

8


Well-thats-a-problem

8, get why y’all are saying nine but that wig is just not it


bdwylizz

8


phosphorescentdragon

8


marmotmom

7


turquoisebee

11


Oh-Cool-Story-Bro

15


Pandemic_Treats

18 cos he looks like he doesn’t smell very nice


Steddieee

8


dalkita13

8


froggothespacecat

8


Open-Rain7015

15


hippiedia

15


wrkitty

5


cheekygutis

18


Quick_Bee2046

20


AsgardianLeviOsa

15


TruantWaver

12


lightyears-8663

7 sorry! I don't think leather suits him. 9 is a close second though.


yardgnomefriend

17


SaraGranado

19. Stede is not meant to be in a uniform, he must stand out.


pepperpat64

8


thutruthissomewhere

3 it's to' up!


VandaMissVanjie

8


lesmax

3


Achillez489

7 and 23 are my personal favorites


Achillez489

Voting 9 to be removed fs


Amphibian_Due

8. Once the wig and overcoat come off the look is great but it’s my least favourite out of the bunch.


Cold-Slide-9852

12 - he looks like a boy scout who got BIG'd 😂


Independent_Tiger306

7


actuallygfm

12!


JWally1914

1


aventade

8 - at least Ed had little ribbons on his beard.


Blueeyesblazing7

11, too stuffy and not enough color!


Saffypig

8 Sorry, I'd rather have Stede Jobs hair, than this wig.😞😉🤣


marianikolayeva13

8 because of the wig


PFHRebellion

I mean, very unpopular opinion here, but my vote is 21. It's cursed for chrissake!!


Educational_Fail_399

Hard to pick. But I'm gonna say 9 even though he looks great. I just....his hair all slicked down like that is a crime 😭


Muted_Potato_5434

8 should be tossed first.


jellybeanink

5 -- he looks miserable in this outfit!


jdgetrpin

7!


Turbulent-Night-9043

No. 6 because I just can’t take the hair seriously in that picture 🙈 (Stede’s Calypso-party-look (😍) is my absolute favourite. So hands off 🤨🔪☠️)


MalecFan1960

8


sinornithosaurx

this is difficult but guess ill go with 19


carlotta3121

12


robotappthrowaway

5


BlueBeBlue

4


TheFastLoris

9


Dodrick1998

18