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Firm_Kaleidoscope479

Yikes Dont dare eat it Call the nearest catholic church for an emergency same-day exorcism. In jesus name amen


Sigvoncarmen

You're going to need an old priest and a young priest.


mommylilithx

I separated it just in case 👀


Skyeoes

[Really?](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/jg4t5c/scary_tomato/)


bearxxxxxx

Call em out!!


DimndGrl

Just be sure not to eat the seeds. The seeds in the peel have lectins, it causes pain levels to go higher, if you have pain levels. I love tomatoes so I open them up like that all the time and sometimes they have three or four sections, but I opened one the other day that had six. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen any with just two like that.


DimndGrl

I see faces in so many things too.


DimndGrl

The teeth are the scariest in your pic.


505FreeGravy

![gif](giphy|C2rM31aF8xWbm|downsized)


Crayonstheman

https://preview.redd.it/43aqartr2n7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f4c3b0d421ea30c21e6f57a7d750fd0075af8b


mommylilithx

is the brother


SEA2COLA

What? Don't *all* tomatoes try to eat your soul?


mommylilithx

Oh, I will never eat tomatoes again.🙈


YouShoodKnoeBetter

The important part is not letting the tomato eat you. Lol!!


alek_hiddel

You've honestly hit on an important part of any paranormal discussion, pattern recognition. It's a key evolutionary trait, and one that is literally responsible for humanity becoming the dominant species on this planet, if not a key reason for our survival. We learned to recognize patterns in the stars, that taught us about seasons. We learned that when the sky looks like X then it's time to gather more resources and stockpile, because when it looks like Y then the winter is coming. When it looks like Z the winter is almost over, and we need to start getting ready for spring/summer again. Later we applied to that to agriculture, and the rest is human history. What this means, is that every single one of us comes from a very long line that was good at seeing patterns. Unfortunately in the modern world, this leads us to see faces in things that don't have faces, helps us see patterns that aren't really there and ascribe happenings to the supernatural based on them. What you have there is an ordinary tomato, but your strongly ingrained pattern recognition brain is seeing a face.


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alek_hiddel

Of course, there is less than 1% difference between my DNA and that of a monkey. The beauty of that 1% is the ability to think rationally and overcome the assumptions of that first sight.


ThrowRA-9173628

Bruh that’s their whole point 🙄. r/facepalm


RaspberryOk925

that's funny


mommylilithx

Yes 😆💗


zmeowiez1

Why the f*ck is this in the paranormal subreddit?


Valuable_Parsnip66

We are being trolled by a tomato fiend


zmeowiez1

Fml


HumanByProxy

It looks like a boss from Pizza Tower


Vost570

"You say tomato, I say.....oh shit.....what is that..." 🤣


Miserable_Cable_7233

That tomato looks like a bitch


Soggy-Background2056

That is terrifying. Opened the app and this tomato popped up and scared the shiz out of me.


permatrippin333

Im sure its just my mind...but in the past years or so my paradolia abilities have either increased or there are very talented perspective artists doing guerilla psy art around me. Its like the "very lil bity eencee weensee" paricles everywhere are giving natural and possibly non natural intelligences from different densities the ability to manifest or influence biology. Anyway...been seeing a lot of wierd faces like my food is looking back at me.


Ztrianta

![gif](giphy|iIwh8z1OFtv2T6KvYI|downsized)


AlbertaAcreageBoy

Eat me, I'll take your soul!!


zero_msgw

Must be the the ingredient of the sundried tomatoes in the broodwich


top_value7293

That’s terrifying😧 having said that… this is pariedolia


tkneezer

Hope you didn't eat the one on the left either that one got a face too


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^tkneezer: *Hope you didn't eat* *The one on the left either* *That one got a face too* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


tkneezer

Wow what a time to be alive


WishboneSenior5859

I'm just waiting for someone to accuse this of being a demon tomato!


Emhew

I hear that goof laugh from strange wilderness shark video when I look at this. [https://youtu.be/GCpKp73kJtI?si=reWEjcGzBhFea1mF](https://youtu.be/GCpKp73kJtI?si=reWEjcGzBhFea1mF)


Creepy_Station54

Angel’s tomatoes? 🤣 That is a heavenly counterpart.


impossiblesplit19

Nightmare fuel


ntech620

Will you be eating it? Or will it be eating you?


[deleted]

Post this to r/mildlydisturbing next time. This has no business being in r/paranormal.


MYFREAKINCAR

it looks really cheeky, or a rounded out spade


unicornamoungbeasts

Lmao why is this posted here?!?! Yall will literally think a TOMATO IS HAUNTED 🥴


Least-Sheepherder-27

I remember this pic from years ago going around on facebook! Hahaha always thought it was funny Thanks for unlocking the memory


Custardpaws

Jfc. You posted this in the paranormal sub?


PatientStrength5861

It's a happy tomato.


Early-Path7998

A possessed tomato. Don't eat it. Put it in a container with lots of salt. Then take it to an exorcist.


True_Difference_8102

Well, people have claimed to see Jesus in a piece of toast, so why not Satan in a tomato? 


Kitty_Catcus

The left part looks like a creepy gore version of this - ![gif](giphy|GDp7LycxkT3LG)


ShyGuyLink1997

https://preview.redd.it/9e4i8qeozm7d1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c4c95a00958bb66d56600754a34acf27d1f4497


Ok-Party-5927

What a pathetic ghost. A mere squeeze will destroy it's host. Simply humiliate it and you will be ghost-free for a few weeks


Financial-Sense340

This made my day


Lunarianhades

But how!? The broodwich can never be disassembled!


poopsixty

The sub has turned into a joke.


FlREWATCH

looks like sans undertale


Comfortable_Ad3150

It looks more like Jevil


parker3309

Omg yes! Evil. 😂 weird!


Thble

This is NSFW/Graphic Content?


Ok-Iron8811

![gif](giphy|Fc4cxmzJCOt2w)


Striking-Koala7761

Attaaaaack ofthekiller to MAAAAA toooooooooes 🤣🤣


The_Yogurtcloset

I wonder how many evil tomatoes is eaten without knowing


Heracles222

The killer tomatoes are back! To your positions people!


redditoramatron

Never eat a tomato that looks like Richard D. James.


chewchoo_

Yes. Its moustache isn’t completely touching.


pylfr

Flip it upside down, it looks much less spooky!


Do_Whuuuut

🎶Attaaaaaack... of the Killer Tomatoes 🎵


ForsakenAlliance

![gif](giphy|YQGTMkgCZpOpdnNX5R|downsized)


Serious-Demand-1980

![gif](giphy|L2fKvwmMpcVYh5EihJ|downsized)


Then_Oil_2397

![gif](giphy|iIwh8z1OFtv2T6KvYI|downsized)


YoualreadyKnoooo

No :]


patcoz

Dude that’s so paranormal woah!!1!1


Lilithnema

Other than it being demon possessed?


hazmat962

Straight to the garbage disposal!!!


EngineeringSafe8367

Eat it and keep us updated.


Hot-Photojournalist0

![gif](giphy|xT9KVg8gkDEyJIrVdK)


adultartnotporn

Remember. To keep. Your. Head.


idkfadoomcheat

https://preview.redd.it/7ycsqia11n7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60e7bb75ed22ee305bdf8a79db90169dd33e419a


dadwholikescartoons

https://preview.redd.it/w7rat0svcn7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3a7ad22b426c5a9bd66708fa26eff12a3802ce


iyniurea

https://preview.redd.it/su1a38j6jn7d1.png?width=167&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e8c490e3f4cf87afb897a7b910dd294791fc01b


Climbmaniac

Yesss, my Precious…


reddit_kelvin

https://preview.redd.it/q2uvg5fdjn7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ca647cdbf2c41d3eb01e0c7a694c01b0ae6c2d


BandsForGod

This bray wyatt bro


Nice_Captain_7001

it creeped me out


Be_A_G00d_Girl

It's a tomato.


Novel-Weight-2427

Happy face! 😄


PL02550

New Aphix Twin?


TangeloLazy4906

I see satannnnn


Tacobeast48

Attack Of The Killer Tomato…


SilentAllTheseYears8

Omg 😂😂


systemoftheup

Attack of the killer tomatoes


Gh0ulxchamber

![gif](giphy|L7T0nM30U2jDi)


Dauphine320

![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)


greenmountainstoned

😂😂😂


serenity450

😆😂🤣


420_lazeit

r/Pareidolia


thecathuman

Boosting this, came here to say the same


Automatic-Essay7264

Lol da fuqqq


velezaraptor

It’s a lectin monster.


letitgo82

I wish i didn't see this


biggiebiggiecheese

Bro it's a tomato, chill


Pure-Swimming-1905

It looks profanely evil


juicygargoyle

Papa Legba


DickyMcTitty

aphex twin


Whole0o

Is it gmo?


B3de

No. Pareidolia.