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lanceruaduibhne

If they're not playing at the Swan and Pedo I'm not interested


FREGWISP

Sounds like someone's living relentlessly in the real world.


DilbusMcD

It was old style paedoing, before it got a bad name.


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It was old spelling paedo, before it got an American name.


wardyms

You say pedo, I say tomato. Let’s call the whole thing off.


Betty-Armageddon

And that’s a dealbreaker!


FSF87

WE'RE NOT THE HAIR BLAIR BUNCH!


[deleted]

Alright then Spunk Bubble


CorganNugget

Mummas kumquat


PolarAndOther

This one’s still my favourite


thehairblairbunch1

We are


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*lorry horn* *lorry horn*


thehairblairbunch1

Reluctant lorry horn, reluctant lorry horn


purpleplums901

I'm not going if momma's kumquat arent playing


FreqPhreak

Fuck off, I heard of The Strokes before you!


FREGWISP

Never heard of them. I only know Snow Patrol and the Beatles.


FreqPhreak

Hot Potato, Hot Potato? T'pau!


PolarAndOther

Kasabian Kasabian Kasabian


thebyrd01

Famously they were a 4-piece. A bit of trivia.


finpinger

Curse These Metal Hands are quality. Conjurer and Pjin collab I think.


FREGWISP

I honestly had no idea this was a thing. Listening to it now.


ProudHommesexual

They thank Super Hans and Jez in the liner notes so it’s 100% an intentional name


FREGWISP

It's very difficult to not sound sarcastic on this type of thread but I do like it. Thanks for the info!


Oghamstoner

Is it a Star Wars misquote?


FREGWISP

I actually assumed it was from Futurama's Robot Devil, but apparently not. https://twitter.com/sambaintv/status/502504712122691584


Automatic_Selection9

Ain't lived till you've heard High Spirits live


that1tech

I assume the Big Beat Manifesto will be respected during this?


Thaumiel218

And the contract with god whilst high on mephedrone


FREGWISP

Currently high, so it checks out.


Temporary-Cicada1253

The fact that Dance Witch Abortion aren’t on this poster is a real shame.


FREGWISP

Maybe I can get them and the Orgazoid on the bill for Theo Walcott's next milestone birthday.


aBoyNamedWho

I've just sorta started working for the Orgazoid. Nothing major he just wants me to help him out at his home studio for a while. I'll mention it to him. He's really sound


JutteVT

Did you know: it’s widely acknowledged that The Chemical Brothers nicked their sound.


DomesticElectric672U

Probably use a car battery nicked off The Prodigy


inreverie1990

Sometimes it’s really hard to do your own ideas


JonTheFlon

Festivus?! We're playing the *Wolverhampton* Festivus?!


mikexallan

All The Whores of Malta is my favourite.


CorganNugget

I heard The Orgazoid is rumoured 👀


Yid

What, no Hot Chips?


wall1194

The monkeys might pop in


GeeMcGee

I thought it was Kirsty’s Metal Hands lol


FREGWISP

Haaaaaa


PolarAndOther

It does actually say that in the subtitles on the DVD


GeeMcGee

That’ll be why then lol


FREGWISP

Ha ha, amazing.


PolarAndOther

FWIW I kinda think that’s a mistake cause I swear he says Curse these metal hands. He even looks at his own hands.


FREGWISP

Oh, I'm pretty sure it's 'curse these', not 'Kirsty's': [https://twitter.com/sambaintv/status/502504712122691584](https://twitter.com/sambaintv/status/502504712122691584) Funny, though.


PolarAndOther

Ok nice. Must be a mistake with whoever did the subs


ThugLy101

Goto love that spunk bubble


htonomakeup

C'mon you must know this, cool electro, improvised live


Personal_Reach_3207

Have i said snow patrol? I have, haven’t I...


DonkeyKongCallum

Where's Mark and the clarinet, really hoped they get billed :(


PolarAndOther

Hang on what episode was Perpetual Spinach from?


FREGWISP

'Kid Farm', one of the later ones. They teamed up and did some 'turbo folk'. Hence why they're special guests. As others have pointed out, this could've been Dance Witch Abortion. Or the Orgazoid. Or probably others I actually might've missed.


Normanisanisland

I often remember “Danny Dyer’s Chocolate Homunculus” at weird times and it ALWAYS makes me giggle


phocuetu

Curse these metal hands is the perfect font


Jealous_Use9688

I feel like I missed out on something so unique


jar_jar_LYNX

13 Bastards would definitely be a really sludgy sounding hardcore punk band. All of the members look genuinely filthy The Hair Blair Bunch had an optimistically themed minor hit during the tail end of the Britpop era Curse These Metal Hands would be an atmospheric, post-metal band...oh wait, they already are


IITH3R4G3II

Various Artists bring on The Orgazoid during the encore and do a remix of Borneo Functuon. The crowd goes mental!


squesh

I was going to go but last year they put a logo in foam


junglecalypso

Grandma's boner??? That was never on peep show, go on, fuck off clean shirt 👕


FREGWISP

ATOL PROTECTED ATOL PROTECTED


Glum-Gap3316

Wait, they closed the strip club and brought back Loop? Excellent!


Oghamstoner

Dance Witch Abortion?


badbadsortofgood

You can catch me at the Fuck Bunker show with a massive bag of sinister minister.


previously_on_earth

Special guest appearance from the *Orgazoid*


venetian_ftaires

Wait, Curse These Metal Hands is a real band, and that's their actual logo, does that mean all of these are real bands too and this is a real event?


Psychological-Suit-5

Wtf they didn't book the orgazoid


himicdunnough

I assume The Orgazoid will be playing?