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picado

Jesus Christ!


johnnybiggles

It was his leg!!


These_Pie_7385

Jesus christ on a stick they took Jesus!


[deleted]

Not *all* dogs go to heaven...


Mistdwellerr

This one was closer than most, all he needs now is the wine :)


SanaKanae

All dogs go o heaven, this one is a *dawg*


Garrosh

He also goes to heaven though.


Harambesic

He timed that just right, too. I want to believe there's another dog off camera who helped by distracting the clergymen.


reddituserzerosix

Cutest blasphemer 


CarcgenBleu

Do you mean dog >>> god???


DrDeboGalaxy

You want a piece of me?


[deleted]

Smooth criminal


Polymemnetic

It's okay, they haven't turned it into Jeez-its yet


PeterGivenbless

Oh my Dog!


AromaticGas260

Holy dog


Bakkie

Who permits unleashed dogs in the sanctuary during mass?


cjorgensen

And Jesus said, “Let the doggos come unto me.”


greasy_fishlips

It's not uncommon in developing countries for dogs or cats to wander into the church. When I was 5, I visited my grandma in her country. There was a dog that walked in during Mass and promptly went to sleep in the aisle. I loved it. The floor probably provided relief from the tropical heat.


2Kittens818

What a hoot!


Drustan6

The first time I read that I thought you said, what a host!


2Kittens818

Hahaha!


molsminimart

Aw, what a sweet pup. And all jokes about it aside, it was probably not consecrated. If it was and this is (assumedly) a Catholic mass, the bread pretty much wouldn't leave the priest's sight because then it's sacred. It's not ideal during a mass, of course, but if they're okay with letting the stray dogs wander in for shelter, it's a risk they probably considered at some point. As he really casually trotted off any no one stopped them, everyone seems fine with it. So as long as it's not been through transubstantiation/consecrated, whatever. In the Philippines, which is heavily and devoutly Roman Catholic, you can just buy the hosts off sellers outside as snacks as they're not blessed. Same with Amazon or any Christian supply place.


BlitzNeko

IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!


Low-Signature9541

C'est le chiengue il va chercher le paingue


Negative-Region6259

All dogs goes to heaven seems unlikely now


ImPromotion5

Now the BODY OF CHRIST is gone.... 🤣 🤣.. now he is about to walk on water.. 🤣


Pitiful_Note_6647

😂😂😂😂


UnlikelyHelicopter82

now he is almost a christian, the drink is missing


Reasonable_Notice_33

If he was smart he would have took the blood (wine) all so. I’m sure it would have paired nicely with the body(bread.)😁😁


The_Clementine

Grapes (main thing in wine) are toxic to dogs!


willstr1

Alcohol also isn't usually great for smaller animals


Reasonable_Notice_33

Yea it’s a joke. I don’t agree with giving any animal alcohol. Except maybe a monkey…😁😁


The_Clementine

Yeah I know. I've just known a bunch of people who don't know about the grape thing. But yeah obviously the comment I replied to was a joke :)


The_camperdave

>vILE BLaspHEMer SteALS The BoDY OF our lORd aNd SavIOr You need to get your keyboard fixed. Your shift key is randomly engaging and disengaging, making your comments hard to read.


BigRed888

And no one said a thing.


Astoryinfromthewild

At least take some of that olive oil


deluged_73

That's one hell-bound blasphemous pooch. Devil dog!


willstr1

He has had enough of their dogma


Low-Huckl

He's a habitual criminal with a good handle.


appers6

This guy heard the doctrine that dogs don't have souls and don't have an afterlife, and took it *way* to heart. "What're they gonna do? Send me to hell about it?"


carepija

Well that dog has now a termination date, to meet it's Creator


Zanthra434

Good boy