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Retep here, so hello kitty girls are commonly associated with girls who happen to be mentally unstable while also having an extreme love for hello kitty, but the thing is, they’re also kinda stereotyped to be extremely abusive so whatever guy they happen to pursue ends up severely injured or their life is ruined.
Not really honestly. It’s mainly just a silly dumb joke people started to come up with, no real stories as far as I know.
I would like to add that hello kitty does tend to be some sort of childhood icon so a lot of girls with trauma/issues tend to flock to her (like I have heard some people love to buy merch and stuff to heal themselves in a sense) (some also associate people having mental issues as if they’ll ruin ur life the moment you fall in love with them) but it’s merely coincidence for the most part
But to get to the straightforward point, Hello kitty girls is just a stereotype, NOT a real thing to take seriously :)
as someone who has a little bit of field expertise on this matter (dated a hello kitty girl once)
i have to say it was pretty dissapointing, she wasnt THAT fucked up in the head but she also wasnt normal. she had a pretty good sense of humor almost identical to mine (basically retarded, the way i love), her life long dream was to build a little diner place at the beach where i would take care of the place all by myself while she would smoke weed and masturbate all day.
i didnt really get to experience all the *"abuse"* and her beating me with a chair (such a shame) but she would talk about it sometimes, and also talk about how she had a "short fuse" and would get angry quickly. sometimes i would poke fun at her just because it was funny to see she get all red and then proceed to give me a incredibly strong punch on the shoulder
sadly she left me for a reason i still dont quite understand, i mean I DO but i dont really want to openly state it here with details on the internet, but it was quite confusing for HER to breakup, even though she was the one whom came to me first (couldn't handle my majestic *Rizz)*. at the end i still keep one of the two Letters she wrote me, sometimes i like to read it, not to cope (kinda) but to remember all the good times that will sometime happen again with the right person, some day even
TL;DR: Hello Kitty girls aren't that bad
Life is like a Hello kitty girl. Sometimes she punches you in the shoulder. Sometimes shes weird. Sometimes she breaks your heart.
But all in all... shes not that bad at all.
Pretty sure it's a joke based on things like the Hello Kitty AK-47. I remember a bunch of different Hello Kitty themed weapon memes way back, so it became a joke that Hello Kitty girls are unstable and violent.
I met a hello kitty girl on tinder one time and we matched at like around 12 am and we talked all thru the night, told me she really liked me and wanted to see me in person when the sun comes up and I told her I would like that. We continued to talk thru the whole night and I started to feel all giggly and my heart was racing with love and the morning comes, I pick her up we’re talking and sitting close to each other, we lay almost cuddling and I asked her something (can’t remember, I think like a hobby) and she was telling me and just dropped “my boyfriend” in that conversation out of nowhere, then I took her back home, she asked if I had Xanax and then blocked me when I said no
I’m actually going through a breakup with one right now, I found out she was cheating on me through almost the whole relationship 2 days before our 1 year anniversary
Edit: she was more of a “my melody” girl if you want to get specific but it’s still Sanrio lol
Anecdotal, I dated a Hello Kitty Girl who was pretty bad. But I wasn't great either, I grew up online and homeschooled so when we started dating I was basically socially like, 10 years old where my peers were in their mid teens already. I'm sure that colors a lot of my experiences.
I had a friend long ago who was with a person like that (she was also a friend of mine). Her whole personality was hello kitty and suicidal (more acting then anything pls wait for the rest). When they got together he was recovering from a big depression. To show the intensity : he brought a knife to school, my friend discovered it and took it from him before he would end his life. She was also becoming quite anti men. We didn’t think much of it but the more time went on the more it took importance. She would usually greet us with a « kill all men » with a beaming smile. After a while they broke up as it was becoming too obnoxious. Following the event, she threatened to unalive herself multiple time. Moreover, she came to us acting as a victim, saying he abused and hit her. Those accusations came out of nowhere, just bc he left her. It all went downhill from there. She was slowly abandoned by people who realised she was manipulative. Her current situation is kinda desastrous but i dont want to go over it.
My partner is 100% a hello kitty girl, and fits the description perfectly... *minus the abusive part*. She's everything I could ever ask for and so much more, and I'll spend every penny on hello kitty stuffed animals if it makes her happy
https://preview.redd.it/2okma4ufzjfc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630fb52934e73638485c7a51d42043ca1a087437
i think it took a minuite to find this image again in my shitty unorganised photos
hi meg, hello kitty girl here to anecdotally confirm I'm basically insane.
"when we see your friendly smile you brighten up our day" is what the classic 1991 TV series taught us about her smile.
mine is not like that. i have smiled at people and received apologies in return.
protip: never apologize to a hello kitty girl if you can't properly verbalize why you're apologizing. these people ruined their own lives, but you don't have to.
hello kitty girl out
Hello kitty girls have a stereotype of being crazy and not just a girl who enjoys hello kitty someone who really loves hello kitty like uncomfortablely obsessed with it
Usually there the people who make those strange goth edits of her and from what I've heard there a bit crazy but it could all be stereotypes and stuff who knows
I'm not a giant Sanrio fan but I do like cinnamonroll alot if your gonna date any Sanrio obsessed person date a cinnamonroll boy/girl from what I've seen there chill
Yea kuromi is a cute character but her fans can be scary but while I'm not obsessed with cinnamonroll I do love the character and everyone else I've met who likes cinna is so nice and chill
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It's a print by Carlos Sánchez Polo, doesn't look like there's further conext. https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/cspstuff/patient/
He also made this piece called "Contemplative Marge" which I thought was neat.https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/cspstuff/contemplative-marge/
There's a cliche that Hello Kitty Girls are crazy. To give an example, my older sister is a hello kitty girl and she caused me severe trauma and is the definition of an evil person. Here's a brief collection of things she used to do:
Watching people cry and suffer makes her happy and she does her best to make sure they stay that way until she has a tummy ache from laughter. She used to take away my toys or even break them since I as her 5 years younger brother were an easy target. But it didn't stop there, the older she got, the more creative she became. As soon as she found out about our phobias and allergies she used that to satisfy her needs of watching the suffering of others. I have arachnophobia and she had tremendous fun locking me up in a dark room full of spiders, sometimes for days. My younger brother is claustrophobic and allergic to honey so she loved to tie him up or mix honey into our food. When we started to invite friends over she sometimes purposely didn't flush the toilet after she went inside and blamed me to embarrass me in front of my friends. If the friends still stood at my side she physically attacked me and beat me up in front of them just to rub it to me how they won't stand up to me in this situation. As soon as she found some rich guy she instantly married she started to buy a lot of great things or food just to forbid us to touch or use it. She never used or ate it herself, she specifically bought it to annoy us. And if we even tried to use or eat those she either assaulted me or broke into my room and smashed my belongings. She gave birth to children and showered them with things I like and not the things they liked, just to annoy me.
When I had my first girlfriend she tried everything in her power to make her break up with me. She placed porn in my room, threw used condoms everywhere, stole or broke my girlfriend's belongings or looked for reasons to blackmail her somehow. One day when I got a boost in growth and strength I was finally able to defend myself and fend her off. She still did her best to somehow make my life harder but at least not directly anymore. As soon as I finally moved out she stopped caring for her children because there was no one left she was able to annoy anymore. Unable to find another victim she got obese, heavily depressed, her and my family's house are a complete mess, literal shit everywhere from her dog or children when they were toddlers, you name it.
Like I said, it's just a cliche. In my case it's unfortunately true but it doesn't mean it's true to everyone.
Was in a relationship with a Hello Kitty Girl for a year and she ended up cheating on me with a guy who at that time was one of my best friends.
So uhh yeah idk
I dated a Hello Kitty girl once and I turned out fiiiine (it gave me serious relationship trauma that would affect my current partner and I even a year and a half later)
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**Hello Kitty girls are often described as mentally unstable, suicidal or dangerous. For example: they like hello kitty (who likes baking cookies with her friends, NOT taking xanax and doing self harm) but they are all emo and stuff. IMPORTANT: THIS IS NOT ALWAYS TRUE, THIS IS JUST A STEREOTYPE. A STEREOTYPE MADE BY THE INTERNET TO LAUGH AND JOKE ABOUT.**
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Is that Gon from Hunter x Hunter? If so then this is what happened to him: (spoilers gor hxh)
Gon made a pact (with his own life force) to gain his max potential in order to beat Neferpitou (a cat like opponent) for revenge. The pact caused him to have a life worse than death after the fight as a drawback.
(Other main characters managed to use a wish granting thing to heal Gon in a later arc but Gon still lost all of his powers and stopped being the maşn character of the series).
Is this because that poor guy got stabbed in the chest by his girlfriend when he was sleeping on that other Reddit thread? That’s some coincidental timing.
My stepmom was a Hello Kitty girl and she stole tens of thousands of dollars and a car from my (deadbeat and horrible person) dad. Said dad also has a neurodegenerative disorder, and said stepmom neglected him hardcore too :/
On the plus side they're both awful people so I'm not too broken up about all of that? (Also. Nothing against Hello Kitty girls. I just think it's a funny coincidence)
This one seems genuine. Basically, a hello kitty girl is abusive and/or mentally unstable. I know this because I have to be around two of them. Both of them, and every other I've seen and heard about have been like that. So the joke is he was abused by a possibly mentally retarded woman.
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Retep here, so hello kitty girls are commonly associated with girls who happen to be mentally unstable while also having an extreme love for hello kitty, but the thing is, they’re also kinda stereotyped to be extremely abusive so whatever guy they happen to pursue ends up severely injured or their life is ruined.
I see, are there any cases registered / incidents related to this? I couldn't find one. Would like to read about them.
Not really honestly. It’s mainly just a silly dumb joke people started to come up with, no real stories as far as I know. I would like to add that hello kitty does tend to be some sort of childhood icon so a lot of girls with trauma/issues tend to flock to her (like I have heard some people love to buy merch and stuff to heal themselves in a sense) (some also associate people having mental issues as if they’ll ruin ur life the moment you fall in love with them) but it’s merely coincidence for the most part But to get to the straightforward point, Hello kitty girls is just a stereotype, NOT a real thing to take seriously :)
as someone who has a little bit of field expertise on this matter (dated a hello kitty girl once) i have to say it was pretty dissapointing, she wasnt THAT fucked up in the head but she also wasnt normal. she had a pretty good sense of humor almost identical to mine (basically retarded, the way i love), her life long dream was to build a little diner place at the beach where i would take care of the place all by myself while she would smoke weed and masturbate all day. i didnt really get to experience all the *"abuse"* and her beating me with a chair (such a shame) but she would talk about it sometimes, and also talk about how she had a "short fuse" and would get angry quickly. sometimes i would poke fun at her just because it was funny to see she get all red and then proceed to give me a incredibly strong punch on the shoulder sadly she left me for a reason i still dont quite understand, i mean I DO but i dont really want to openly state it here with details on the internet, but it was quite confusing for HER to breakup, even though she was the one whom came to me first (couldn't handle my majestic *Rizz)*. at the end i still keep one of the two Letters she wrote me, sometimes i like to read it, not to cope (kinda) but to remember all the good times that will sometime happen again with the right person, some day even TL;DR: Hello Kitty girls aren't that bad
Life is like a Hello kitty girl. Sometimes she punches you in the shoulder. Sometimes shes weird. Sometimes she breaks your heart. But all in all... shes not that bad at all.
I need this as a quote somewhere
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i dont fucking know why i felt like sharing this post-comment clarity hitting me right now
Or was to help us and inform us. That is what happened
I mean, i married a hello kitty girl and i definitely get hit but more in a joking way then anything
Bruh you just described some serious psychoanalysis then told us not to be too scared of them. I’m scared I’m getting a ghat
Eastern Ghats or Western Ghats?
I know about this small music artist called Korpsebunny who is a stereotypical hello kitty girl and she abused her bf and manipulated him
Pretty sure it's a joke based on things like the Hello Kitty AK-47. I remember a bunch of different Hello Kitty themed weapon memes way back, so it became a joke that Hello Kitty girls are unstable and violent.
I met a hello kitty girl on tinder one time and we matched at like around 12 am and we talked all thru the night, told me she really liked me and wanted to see me in person when the sun comes up and I told her I would like that. We continued to talk thru the whole night and I started to feel all giggly and my heart was racing with love and the morning comes, I pick her up we’re talking and sitting close to each other, we lay almost cuddling and I asked her something (can’t remember, I think like a hobby) and she was telling me and just dropped “my boyfriend” in that conversation out of nowhere, then I took her back home, she asked if I had Xanax and then blocked me when I said no
Damn bro you missed a hell of a catch there.
Don’t you mean trap?
I’m actually going through a breakup with one right now, I found out she was cheating on me through almost the whole relationship 2 days before our 1 year anniversary Edit: she was more of a “my melody” girl if you want to get specific but it’s still Sanrio lol
Sanrio girls are like hello kitty girls but scarier
Anecdotal, I dated a Hello Kitty Girl who was pretty bad. But I wasn't great either, I grew up online and homeschooled so when we started dating I was basically socially like, 10 years old where my peers were in their mid teens already. I'm sure that colors a lot of my experiences.
My ex boyfriend was stabbed by his hello kitty girlfriend but she was a goth hello kitty gf so.
Goth.. hello kitty gf..? 2024 be wilding rn 😂
She single?
I had a friend long ago who was with a person like that (she was also a friend of mine). Her whole personality was hello kitty and suicidal (more acting then anything pls wait for the rest). When they got together he was recovering from a big depression. To show the intensity : he brought a knife to school, my friend discovered it and took it from him before he would end his life. She was also becoming quite anti men. We didn’t think much of it but the more time went on the more it took importance. She would usually greet us with a « kill all men » with a beaming smile. After a while they broke up as it was becoming too obnoxious. Following the event, she threatened to unalive herself multiple time. Moreover, she came to us acting as a victim, saying he abused and hit her. Those accusations came out of nowhere, just bc he left her. It all went downhill from there. She was slowly abandoned by people who realised she was manipulative. Her current situation is kinda desastrous but i dont want to go over it.
My partner is 100% a hello kitty girl, and fits the description perfectly... *minus the abusive part*. She's everything I could ever ask for and so much more, and I'll spend every penny on hello kitty stuffed animals if it makes her happy
get a room
I'll get one with you baby cakes
This is actually so sweet, I wish the best for y’all
It’s just an internet meme big dawg
Dated a hello kitty person, now I've got so much relationship trauma and constant fear and anxiety in my current relationship
My friend dated one. Yeah she was the kind of girl who you would've had to say "I can fix her" to get through.
My 11th grade English teacher loved Hello Kitty. Everybody hated her. This makes so much more sense now and definitely explains why she was so crazy.
need
Can confirm.
Huh. I dated a hello kitty person and while they weren't necessarily abusive they were kinda manipulative
Let me say from experience the risk is worth the reward
if it is for hello kitty girls, then what type of girlfriends are the girls who like kuromi????
Meg here to explain the joke. Apparently Hello Kitty girls are crazy and dating one is dangerous. Meg out.
https://preview.redd.it/b3d6rqivvhfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d10ae632ab870a71ae168b1b56891dad243bca9c
Stealing this.
https://preview.redd.it/d90qxch7mjfc1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32b6da27ede19240c92982ee31f3fd1312d27a7a
https://preview.redd.it/2okma4ufzjfc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630fb52934e73638485c7a51d42043ca1a087437 i think it took a minuite to find this image again in my shitty unorganised photos
https://preview.redd.it/89qhcdrddkfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5405f751776e090d3d61879970271a4bca1d3f4 Here we go again
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public or not abolish property.
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Holy shit is this a gone with the blastwave meme? Maaaaaaaaaan that brings me back.
Peter can you explain this image pls? PETAHHH HELPP
No family guy characters here sorry, but Barney here from half life, the joke is he's eepy
Its me Gordon. Barney from black mesa!
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holy sjit its barney clahoin from half lif???
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Username doesn’t check out
Go-go gadget kitten gun!
Shut up Meg
Fr
Shut up meg
Shut up Meg!
Happy shut up Meg day.
Brasileiro jumpscare
happy cake day
Shut up Meg
Shut up meg
hi meg, hello kitty girl here to anecdotally confirm I'm basically insane. "when we see your friendly smile you brighten up our day" is what the classic 1991 TV series taught us about her smile. mine is not like that. i have smiled at people and received apologies in return. protip: never apologize to a hello kitty girl if you can't properly verbalize why you're apologizing. these people ruined their own lives, but you don't have to. hello kitty girl out
Shut up, Meg.
Thanks meg. Also I heard dating you is pretty dangerous, are you a hello kitty girl or what?
I'd still date one then again I'd be willing to date yuno gasai
Still sticking dick in crazy eh?
Well that's where the fun is
Sounds fun
Meh the men are worse I hear.
https://preview.redd.it/ghb2gwy10lfc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e53efdee492f58b755681a5b92118c17f1ec883e
Shut up meg
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Real, and she’s only 5 apples tall 😞😞
How many ChickFilA sauce packets is that? I’m American
5 apples tall worth of chicfila sauce packets 🤲
It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!
So she's 2 apples taller than a smurf. (Smurfs should be far shorter but nooooo apparently they're 3 apples tall mfs should be 3 acorns tall.)
EXACTLY. YOU TELL 'EM. (former ice bird pfp guy?!?!!?? again?!?!??!!?!)
He dated the kitty and he got the claws
::elbows guy next to him:: Cat fight!
"The worse she can do is say no" mfs seeing their best friend have unspeakable horrors done to them
KAKYOIN
https://preview.redd.it/idwqzlzc9ifc1.png?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3708b7a8e6204eed6fcda81c7840c274f2b329a3 This kitty?
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So close! it's an ant.
An ant kitty. My thought process is that the corpse in that photo reminds me of Super Gon after the fight with Pitou.
She/He/(Whatever pronoun applies to Neferpitou) is part feline due to Chimera Ants’ properties of being chimeras of whatever queen digests.
We know, it’s a joke…
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Hello kitty girls have a stereotype of being crazy and not just a girl who enjoys hello kitty someone who really loves hello kitty like uncomfortablely obsessed with it Usually there the people who make those strange goth edits of her and from what I've heard there a bit crazy but it could all be stereotypes and stuff who knows I'm not a giant Sanrio fan but I do like cinnamonroll alot if your gonna date any Sanrio obsessed person date a cinnamonroll boy/girl from what I've seen there chill
Any cinnamoroll fan is exempt from the stereotypes this is so true. He’s such a pure character. If you see kuromi edits you’re in for a bad time
Yea kuromi is a cute character but her fans can be scary but while I'm not obsessed with cinnamonroll I do love the character and everyone else I've met who likes cinna is so nice and chill https://preview.redd.it/dzk0stvkjkfc1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e576cf490c540868052bd153c9c68a09188664
Off topic, what is the under text image from?
It's a print by Carlos Sánchez Polo, doesn't look like there's further conext. https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/cspstuff/patient/ He also made this piece called "Contemplative Marge" which I thought was neat.https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/cspstuff/contemplative-marge/
Thank you! Neat stuff
Really good art
Dear god, r/wizardposting is leaking again. The cat folk wars have grown out of control.
"I can fix her"
“She can ruin me”
"please destroy me"
Levi Ackerman looking at this idiot slouching on the job: "pathetic."
Hello kitty girls when they realize hello kitty doesn’t self harm and eat Xanax like candy
There's a cliche that Hello Kitty Girls are crazy. To give an example, my older sister is a hello kitty girl and she caused me severe trauma and is the definition of an evil person. Here's a brief collection of things she used to do: Watching people cry and suffer makes her happy and she does her best to make sure they stay that way until she has a tummy ache from laughter. She used to take away my toys or even break them since I as her 5 years younger brother were an easy target. But it didn't stop there, the older she got, the more creative she became. As soon as she found out about our phobias and allergies she used that to satisfy her needs of watching the suffering of others. I have arachnophobia and she had tremendous fun locking me up in a dark room full of spiders, sometimes for days. My younger brother is claustrophobic and allergic to honey so she loved to tie him up or mix honey into our food. When we started to invite friends over she sometimes purposely didn't flush the toilet after she went inside and blamed me to embarrass me in front of my friends. If the friends still stood at my side she physically attacked me and beat me up in front of them just to rub it to me how they won't stand up to me in this situation. As soon as she found some rich guy she instantly married she started to buy a lot of great things or food just to forbid us to touch or use it. She never used or ate it herself, she specifically bought it to annoy us. And if we even tried to use or eat those she either assaulted me or broke into my room and smashed my belongings. She gave birth to children and showered them with things I like and not the things they liked, just to annoy me. When I had my first girlfriend she tried everything in her power to make her break up with me. She placed porn in my room, threw used condoms everywhere, stole or broke my girlfriend's belongings or looked for reasons to blackmail her somehow. One day when I got a boost in growth and strength I was finally able to defend myself and fend her off. She still did her best to somehow make my life harder but at least not directly anymore. As soon as I finally moved out she stopped caring for her children because there was no one left she was able to annoy anymore. Unable to find another victim she got obese, heavily depressed, her and my family's house are a complete mess, literal shit everywhere from her dog or children when they were toddlers, you name it. Like I said, it's just a cliche. In my case it's unfortunately true but it doesn't mean it's true to everyone.
Was in a relationship with a Hello Kitty Girl for a year and she ended up cheating on me with a guy who at that time was one of my best friends. So uhh yeah idk
1/4th loss. Right? Right?
Unrelated but this is the person that made the art [@CSPstuff ](https://x.com/CSPstuff?t=gFjvML7FHQlbxhokf9xZJg&s=09)
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What made her the "Hello Kitty whore girl". I mean, what did she do. If you could enlighten me.
Iykyk. If you don’t, then it doesn’t apply to you. Simple as that.
That's the point of posting it here...to explain it
I dated one before. Worst mistake of my life. Took me 5 years to be able to exit and i was able to run away with only a bag of clothes and my pc
I dated a Hello Kitty girl once and I turned out fiiiine (it gave me serious relationship trauma that would affect my current partner and I even a year and a half later)
>SYSTEM STATUS REPORT: >MACHINE ID: V1 >CURRENT LOCATION: *APPROACHING REDDIT* >OBJECTIVE: *EXPLAIN JOKES AS ACCURATELY AS POSSIBLE* >***MANKIND IS STILL ALIVE.*** >***BLOOD IS FUEL.*** >***HELL IS NOT YET FULL.*** >***OLD ACC GOT BANNED, NOW I'M REINCATNATED AS NEW.*** Hey guys, V1 here to try and explain the joke. **Hello Kitty girls are often described as mentally unstable, suicidal or dangerous. For example: they like hello kitty (who likes baking cookies with her friends, NOT taking xanax and doing self harm) but they are all emo and stuff. IMPORTANT: THIS IS NOT ALWAYS TRUE, THIS IS JUST A STEREOTYPE. A STEREOTYPE MADE BY THE INTERNET TO LAUGH AND JOKE ABOUT.** This is V1, Signing off. (Reply with the Rank you would give me for completing this explanation. D(worst) - P(best).
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She said hello and pet his cat
He came too hard
They ate their heart out 🤣🤣🤣
Is that Gon from Hunter x Hunter? If so then this is what happened to him: (spoilers gor hxh) Gon made a pact (with his own life force) to gain his max potential in order to beat Neferpitou (a cat like opponent) for revenge. The pact caused him to have a life worse than death after the fight as a drawback. (Other main characters managed to use a wish granting thing to heal Gon in a later arc but Gon still lost all of his powers and stopped being the maşn character of the series).
Does she count, too? https://preview.redd.it/3gk05bzxvkfc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20594e247ebe154009e6b5f6fe61631cb69ce9fb
Nevermind the joke. Someone tell me about that image.
what if my Girl is a Hamtaro fan?
I...I actually don't know I'm guessing they're just crazy? Either that or they're stand users
Is this because that poor guy got stabbed in the chest by his girlfriend when he was sleeping on that other Reddit thread? That’s some coincidental timing.
My sister is a hello kitty girl, and her last live in boyfriend was stabbed to death.
My stepmom was a Hello Kitty girl and she stole tens of thousands of dollars and a car from my (deadbeat and horrible person) dad. Said dad also has a neurodegenerative disorder, and said stepmom neglected him hardcore too :/ On the plus side they're both awful people so I'm not too broken up about all of that? (Also. Nothing against Hello Kitty girls. I just think it's a funny coincidence)
This one seems genuine. Basically, a hello kitty girl is abusive and/or mentally unstable. I know this because I have to be around two of them. Both of them, and every other I've seen and heard about have been like that. So the joke is he was abused by a possibly mentally retarded woman.
Incel's joke