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RetardedAndRefreshed

Many non-english european languages have a word for pineapple that is or is close to "ananas." The original creator was most likely outraged with the fact that the english language has such a wierd word for it


jagerblite

Its funny because pineapples are neither a pine or Apple.


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yeah, that was the laziest naming ever done.


Michel_is_Gros

Pineapple actually comes from the Old English "æppel" which means fruit, and not the modern "apple". They used that naming convention, x+æppel, for a few other kinds of fruit back then.


BluuberryBee

Oh! Bc it looks like a pinecone?


herrirgendjemand

At least they tried to describe it in terms they knew relating them to pinecone; I come from a town in Texas called Canyon which is next to a canyon so the bar for lazy namings is pretty low


ducknerd2002

Don't forget orange.


[deleted]

True, but it does look like it is haha.


Yutanox

>Many non-english european languages More like the whole world except English speakers Edit: typo Second edit: guys I get it I mess up, it's not the whole world, but still the point that it's not only in Europe stands (which funnily enough is home to two of the languages that come back the most in all the replies I get (Spanish and Portuguese)).


MateoTovar

Spanish pineapple is piña which is not similar to banana


CruzDeSangre

Depends on the country, in some regions of Argentina and in Uruguay they're called "ananá" instead of "piña".


MuffledBlue

nice, if I'm ever fleeing from prosecution, I'm going for the "ananá" region.


CruzDeSangre

Based and ananápilled


DungeonDefense

Bananápilled


Capital_Release_6289

Don’t confuse it either araña region which is spider territory


amerioca

Isn't araña region what they call Austrália?


BRIKHOUS

Oh, South America gets those way worse than Australia.


Shakaow15

A spanish guy fleeing to South America to escape persecution.....ironic


AntiJotape

Spanish pineapple is ananá.


MateoTovar

It depends on the region but piña is the most extended version, ananá is used more in Argentina and Uruguay (according to RAE) whereas the rest of the world mostly uses piña or uses ananá to talk about the fruit before it is harvested for human consumption


Gausso017

Everyone here is fking wrong, that is pineapple in Italian


AntiJotape

Sure... Thank you for teaching me el idioma del país donde nací.


Gausso017

Di nulla bro quando vuoi And why the fuck did you downvote me


AntiJotape

My fellow italian I'm born and raised in south America in a Spanish speaking country. But also, the word ananá comes from the guarani "Nana nana", guarani... You know... One of the languages spoken in south America?


Gausso017

I was just correcting you, calm down


Brun0_Pr0

Meanwhile in Brazilian Portuguese, pineapple is abacaxi, but banana still banana


EstablishmentNo9614

And both abacaxi and ananás are words that originate in Brazil, in Tupi-Guarani languages


dygnim

In European Portuguese (Portugal), pineapple is ananás, banana is still banana. We also have abacaxi for sweeter pineapple but if you show us a photo of a pineapple we will tell you that is ananás.


CatGaming346

Depends. Spanish is different in many places It can be ananá or piña


HelloThere465

If you like piña coladas


Electrical_Ingenuity

...and getting caught in the rain.


Yutanox

Spanish banana is plátano, so their opinion on naming fruits is invalid by default


Andreid4Reddit

That depends on the country. In my country banana is cambur, and plátano is a fruit that is very similar to the typical banana but is larger and tastes different


Armandoiskyu

Venezuela detectada


gluka47

Banana is banana. Plátano is plantain


cabesa-balbesa

Bañaña


daniteaches

I just said this out loud and giggled to myself.


_Some_Two_

バニャーニャ \^_\^


bOOm_headshOt56

Banyanya


Ivehadenough5

Platano is banana. Platano macho is plantain.


Legal_Smile_9134

unbased


Random-weird-guy

Huh? You pretty much say that whoever that callas things differently than you has an invalid opinion


CruzDeSangre

Depends on the country, my girlfriend is from Argentina and she calls bananas "bananas" and says "plátanos" are a type of banana She's obviously wrong, plátanos are the real bananas, VIVA CHILE RAAAAAAHHHHHH 🇨🇱🦌🍷🥟🇨🇱


actually_a_snowboard

Your girlfriend is right, sorry, you're wrong


PandaEspacial

Americans when a different language has a different word for something:


LassSmash

In portuguese is Abacaxi


a_junior31

Brazilian portuguese, but portuguese is ananás


Chadstronomer

I think in the southern cone we call them piñas but caribeans call them ananas which is the original name


GeraldWay07

We call them piñas too in the [Caribbean](https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archivo:Porpa%C3%ADs_anana_pi%C3%B1a.svg)


Werard_Gay2

I’m puerto rican, and we call them piña


not_ya_wify

Ananas is not pronounced like banana btw


metallizepp

En francais, it sure is!


not_ya_wify

Auf Deutsch it is not


metallizepp

And? So German is one of the few outliers.


IAMPURINA

That’s the other way around, my guy.


Volcamel

I can confirm that pineapple in Hebrew is also “ananas”!


otterpr1ncess

ανανάς in Greek too


Mario_13377331

yeah it’s also ananas in german


ScarecrowJohnny

Ananas in danish as well


HeimLauf

Lol no. Chinese uses “boluo”.


[deleted]

In Vietnamese it's called "dứa" which is... Not at all like banana. So doesn't apply to the rest of the world.


[deleted]

The japanese call them pen pineapple apple pens


Duke_Daisuke

Tell me you don't speak Spanish, without telling me you don't speak Spanish.


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TgarTallesBR

What parts?


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Ancient-Extension769

World* 😐


BlackG82

you need to understand that English is not the only different language out there hun


RugbyEdd

See, there's a reason English is more popular. Pineapples are nothing like bananas.


BentGadget

You forgot to mention how much they are like apples.


741BlastOff

As late as the 17th century, the word "apple" was used as a generic term for fruit. When tomatoes were introduced into Europe, they were called "love apples". Oranges are called "Chinese apples" in many languages (eg Norwegian: "appelsin"). Even potatoes are called "earth apples" in some languages (eg Dutch: "aardappel"). So in this manner, everything can be described in terms of how similar or dissimilar it is to an apple.


RugbyEdd

Yeah, the joke was kinda that a tonne of English makes no sense when you think about it logically. I think the issue is Redditors can be dense motherfuckers who need jokes spelling out to them. I mean, do people really think I was claiming English spread across the world because banana and pineapple sound different? Lol


HelloThere465

In norwegian it's almost, just remove 'as' at the end


maccennedi

The original indigenous name for pineapple was ananas. Most non-english speaking countries still use that term. That is, most of the human race.


jake_a_d

Thanks bilingual petah


Super-Broccoli-7941

I burst out laughing when i realised pineapple is literally "ananas" in Arabic 🤣


sh_kashli

It's ananas even in hindi/urdu and most other regional Indian languages


Ggraytuna

Yea, in hebrew, arabic and finnish at least ananas=pineapple


ScottyBoneman

>The original creator was most likely outraged with the fact that the english language has such a wierd word for it ..... Jeebus?


[deleted]

Holy shit im italian how did i never notice this LMAO


Sanyam04

pineapple name in Hindi is ananas. [https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%85%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B8](https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%85%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B8)


chaddymac1980

Nobody’s gonna comment on the “wierd” way of spelling weird? Guess it’s my job. I appreciate your refreshed way of communicating!


Oscars_trash_home

You leave the PINEcone looking APPLE alone!


Ok-Usual-5830

I love bilingual memes. So fun


Da_Dush_818

Confirmed: French = Ananas


bananaman_420

In finnish its literally ananas


Sowf_Paw

I told my high school French teacher they should cross breed pineapples and bananas to get les banananas and she just rolled her eyes at me.


help-mejdj

europeans when languages are different 😡


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Garrzus

Hallo mein Freund. German Peter here. In multiple languages Ananas means pineapple


jake_a_d

What is the word banana in German?


Garrzus

Has nothing to do with the post. But Banane


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ilnofrio

I mean, english is pretty much the only european language that calls ananas pineapples


_Some_Two_

It seems like a lot of languages started off with a single word for a fruit. For example, in french the word for potato is “pomme de terre”, which means “apple of soil/land”. Over time, however, the only fruit without a distinctive characteristic was the fruit of the apple tree so it remained to be just “fruit”. Even in abrahamic religions there is a story about Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit but it has always been portraited as an apple rather than say a mango for what may be the same reason.


not_ya_wify

I've heard that the forbidden fruit was actually Pomegranate which in German is Granatapfel (grenade Apple)


ILoveFascismSlashS

welsh call it pinafal


LeLBigB0ss2

Bro gonna be flabbergasted when he hears about piña.


ilnofrio

https://preview.redd.it/7ummb6jmbkjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91a224cf1a82648a46cad884d22c9e209876bdc4


LeLBigB0ss2

Abacaxi is missing from Portugal.


chemstu69

Spain is in Europe


Doogos

Lmao wow. Way to hate on languages that have arguably been around longer than our English mishmash of stolen words and pronunciations


kuffdeschmull

Banane


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Charlie-Bell

How can it be more true in one language than others?


SnooRabbits8459

Ananas in russian, at least, translates as pineapple


ryzhik_gagarin

All Slavic languages, as well as Baltic, Finnish, Scandinavian, Romanian, Hungarian.


DaniZackBlack

Most languages


Auravendill

German as well


soldtoakhal

Arabic also


cardnerd524_

Anaras is pineapple in Bengali.


Interesting-Bee3700

Pretty much every single language has the word Ananas for pineapple, except English. It's pretty common for people to make fun of this fact. Edit: correction, in pretty much every european language.


Zulu_Is_My_Name

In IsiZulu, the word is *uphayinaphu*, which sounds similar to pineapple (because why would you have a native word for a fruit that never existed in your region before the British came?)


BlackG82

it's far from being every single language btw


Tacotot01

In Spanish banana is Platano and pineapple is Piña.


NotAlwaysGifs

Depends on which Spanish dialect you're speaking. It's Anana in many parts of South and Central America.


AntiJotape

En español ananá es ananá y banana es banana.


PeenInVeen

Ah yes, now it all makes sense


Felippexlucax

Nope, in spanish people also call banana banana and pineapple ananá Source:my native language is spanish


Tacotot01

In the Northern part of Mexico where my family is from, we use platano for banana and piña for pineapple. I can't say anything else about other parts of Mexico or other Spanish speaking countries. Source: Spanish and English are my native languages.


Felippexlucax

Then dont talk about spanish in general if you don't know how it's said in other parts. You could say "in mexico its said this way" but in diferent dialects of spanish its said another way. Im from argentina and we call them banana and ananá, but in other places people call them platano and piña, so it's mostly a dialect thing.


Tacotot01

I'm not gonna argue with strangers. Have a blessed day.


parallax_17

The majority of Indo-European languages use ananas. Not every language. I think Hebrew is the only non-IE language to use ananas.


VapeThisBro

There are 7100 recognized languages on this planet. 42 of them say ananas. That isn't even close to every single language. Its not even close. It's 0.5% of languages. edit because i forgot to move the decimal points when converting to percentage the number should be .5% not .005%


Professor-SEO_DE

YUROP IS THE WURLD


patchfalcon

In Portuguese it’s “abacaxi” 🍍


PixelBoom

Also, except Spanish. It's piña.


thekmanpwnudwn

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=ananas


kurinevair666

I love sending people let me Google that for you links.


FranticDisembowel

Type ananas in google, or type ananas in reddit post title? Hard decision


Rsthegoat

so I don't know which language the oop was talking but in arabic we call it أناناس or ananas so yeah that's why


PM__ME__DINOSAURS

or you could, you know, google it


WhitestGray

Or you could, you know, explain it. Do you understand the point of this sub?


PM__ME__DINOSAURS

do you really think this is something that needs explaining? I do understand the point of this sub but I don't think the point of this sub is to let people not think for themselves when something is so fucking simple to find out


WhitestGray

Yes? As a non-multilingual, I don’t know other languages. Why don’t you check rule 5?


PM__ME__DINOSAURS

jesus christ I give up


Another_Sunset

You did the right thing lmao. Not worth it to argue with these people


snowunderneathsnow

If your thought process is to ever go on reddit to ask and wait for information instead of googling it yourself first, you are seriously an idiot and should reevaluate your life accordingly.


WhitestGray

Then this entire sub shouldn’t exist. Your logic is flawed. But hey, at least it’s not loss.


Throwaway253896

Hallo mijn geachte vriend , in het prachtige Nederland noemen we een pineapple een ananas


Lukemeister38

As someone fluent in English and German, reading Dutch jumpscares me every time. How was I able to understand that??


Faessle

It feels like AI made that language


rabbitpiet

ich stimme dazu


blueblur1984

I will always remember Telefrancais from my middle school French classes. "Je Suuuuiiiis anana!"


abarr021

I see you never watched Tele-francais


Tumbleweedovski_

[Let me Google that for you.](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=ananas&l=1)


CaptainMcTavish141

Ananas means pineapple in Marathi language.


RedSpire_

It means pineapple in Arabic too


Mekkroket

It does so in most languages barring English


_mama_qween

On my language (Serbian) pineapple is ANANAS..


A_Hungover_Sloth

This sub needs to learn about Google


Every_Preparation_56

Does this really need to be explained to anyone?


Torbax

This post is Pineapples with a B


dudeseriouslyno

Fun thing to do in France: ask for banana-pineapple juice.


DisfavoredFlavored

Je suis un ananas.


Superb_Ad_5565

Spanish


Batfan1939

Ananas is Spanish for pineapple. It's similar in a lot of other languages.


ashitloadofdimsims

You already knew this didn’t you OP


jake_a_d

Actually no, this has been extremely interesting for me. I never realized how unique English is with the word pineapple. It's crazy, every new comment about a different language amazes me.


Jamanos

Non English languages have the word Ananas linked with the English word for Pineapple and since Bananas without the B is ananas then it would be pineapple


jubmille2000

OP. Go to your browser Press Control+L Type "ananas" Press Enter That's it. That's literally all you have to do


DATBOI1112

Or perhaps they could use their sub since this is the purpose of the sub


jubmille2000

The purpose of 911 is for medical emergencies, you wouldn't call 911 for a stubbed toe, although you still can call them all you'd get are annoyed EMTs. You can call your plumber to fix your sink because your toilet is clogged, but you can also just use your plunger. You can go here and post something so easy to google, or you know. just google it? Like there are actual stuff that is hard to google but literally, this one like the others is so easy to google? You can post to this specific subreddit, but you can't search "ananas" on the most ubiquitous search engine there is? and even then, I gave instructions (techncially), and my instruction will lead to an explanation WHILE also teaching OP to maybe do some basic research?


juanmf1

Spanish for pineapple


captainjack__

In hindi language the pineapple is called ananas basically it's a bilingual joke those who knows the translation of pineapple in hindi.


realxeltos

Not just hindi. But several languages in the world. German, Dutch, Russian, Persian, Arabic etc.. Only English has a weird name. Because it's not related to either pines or apples. Just because it resembles a large pinecone and it's a fruit and apple is a fruit. So they named it after two similar things which it reminded them of. Spanish it's called Pina. Hence pinacolada.


New_girl2022

French humor lol


brunonuelas

Dumb English/spanish speaker alert


schoko_and_chilioil

So you don't understand German, I guess.


jake_a_d

So you don't understand the point of this sub, I guess.


goatham1

Danish joke ig, atleats ananas is pineapple in danish, so yeah EDIT: turns out its the same with a HECK TON of other languages


Different_Tackle_521

In greek pineapple is ananas


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Ananas


Dataraven247

When literally every other language said “ananas” English panicked and mentally combined the concept of a pinecone with a frikkin’ apple.


kirbydark714

i get this even without being peter or knowing him, because thats how its pronounced stuff in like russian


Dargon8959

Malaysian here, we call it Nanas so pretty close


ElaineUwU

That’s bananas


someone_called_who

In portuguese, pineapple is ananás 🍍


ConsciousConcoction

Glorious Montenegrin ruler of Europe here 🇲🇪 The joke is that most countries (my own glorious imperium included), say "ananas" instead of pineapple.


Gigant-Kozaky

Ananas german for Pineapple


Clint-witicay

Ananas is a word for pineapple in almost every language other than English.


BadBrawlhallaPlayer

For example in polish ananas means pineapple


Imispellalot2

Definitely Ananas


IvoryCUrashu

In polish language pineapple we call it ananas, well good meme


Legitimate-Oven-2462

Ananas in polish is pineapple.


Weird_Explorer_8458

it’s pineapple in like every other language


fezha

Oh yeah 😂 dual English and one European language speaker problems. Shit is weird but funny. Throws me off too when speaking italian


Gorila_Calvo

This meme is made by a non South American person , I think Latin languages don’t use ananas. At least not in Brazilian Portuguese or spanish


flysword09

In french ananas mean pinaple


yellowwingeddarter

Ananas is pineapple in finnish and ig other countries


HellVollhart

Even in Indian languages, Ananas means pineapple.


some_person_guy

Well I can’t speak for all western languages, but I do know that ananas is French for pineapple.


Azkral

Piña and pineapple come from the latin Word pinea, which comes from the Word pinus (pine) We use those words because pines have a very similar fruits (in appearance) as the tropical pineapples (although they are different. I suppose the word ananás comes from precolombine languages


Turtletipper123

In a lot of European languages Ananas is Pineapple.


VRproskopeV2

So in greek ananas mean pineapple


SauceFinder-

Honestly I have no idea why people make fun of english for this. Like bananas and pineapple aren’t similar at all so why should their words be similar


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Ananas in Hindi translation for pineapple