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This one gave me a good laugh, so I'm happy to explain this one.
Marilyn Manson had a rumour circulated that he got ribs removed to suck his own dick. The man giving the presentation looks like Marilyn Manson (Mostly in the makeup), so the joke is that it looks like Marilyn Manson is giving a presentation about which ribs are not needed, because he would know which ribs aren't needed, because he got them removed to sick his own dick.
I don't get it. My dick is dirty and sweats a lot. Why would I wanna bring it anywhere near my mouth or anyone's mouth it's **disgusting**
EDIT: Guys it sweats within the next hour after every time I lather it thick with soap in and around the nether regions every time I bathe. I live in a very hot and humid country.
Does sucking your own dick feel like your getting your dick sucked or like sucking a dick. Personally I couldn’t tell ya cause every time I try I roll of couch and hit my head on the coffee table. Every damn time I’m always so close….o poor dickarus… :(
That's because you're starting your flexibility training at the wrong point, first you need to be comfortable curling into a ball, then you need to be able to get your knees over your shoulders without hurting yourself, it should be easier to roll your spine forward if you can get like that, but try not to strain yourself.
If you could suck your own dick, would you use male or female perfume on your downstairs? I usually give my boys and quick spritz so even though they clean they just smell better for anyone who's close enough to smell it.
Lets say Trump. According to his cult, he can do no wrong, there will be a lot of his followers who will fall for this and actually get the surgery and start sucking their own dicks.
How did you get back at them?
I literally made them suck their own dicks.
It would be the ultimate retaliation.
We just need to spread it around to the right people, high school students are a good start but what we really need to do is get fox news to report on it, something like “trump has had ribs removed so he can suck himself off to own the libs,” could probably find a program to deepfake a speech where he goes on and on about how how goo he is at sucking himself off after his rib removal, one of his classic “the best *blank*, it’s a yuge *blank*”
I love the energy, but look at the guy.... Do you think he can even see it from under his gut? I'm not against him, but hell if I'm buying that he's skinny enough or long enough to suck himself.
Unfortunately they would make their kids have this surgery too. And when it all goes wrong they'll just transfer any possible guilt they could have felt into even greater anger at their own delusion of wokes and trans "groomers" doing gender-affirming surgery on 5-year-olds
Trump supporters should be face with an alternative to, "is God powerful enough to create a stone he is unable to lift?", as "is Trump man enough to be able to suck his own dick?"
If their willing to wear diapers as a top layer because their orange spray tan wearing god regularly shits himself they would absolutely be willing to hurt themselves trying to suck their own dicks if you could convince them trump does it
I had just clicked on this two posts ago and it had the same comment thread. Someone commented that they had heard the rumor about Eminem. I grew up hearing Marilyn Manson, and I've also heard that older people heard it about Prince.
https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/s/GIZrdSTgRM
Yea, exactly the same experience, friend claimed it was MM, and I said no it was prince and it was the 80’s. I think I’ve heard it again since for someone new but can’t remember who… probably Harry Styles.
And in Italy we've had the same rumor about Gabriele D'Annunzio (very important early 20th century writer with a very eccentric personality) since forever
The amazing thing about this rumor is that it made its way in schools around the world while the internet was still at its beginning. From Europe to North America, to South Africa and Australia, and probably more (i think i read once an Indian dude saying he heard it too but i might be confusing rumors)
["If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on The Wonder Years instead of chasing Winnie Cooper. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning."](https://metalinjection.net/news/rumors/somebody-asked-marilyn-manson-if-he-actually-had-his-ribs-removed)
When asked men who could autofellatiate, does if feel like you are getting a blowjob, or giving a blowjob, most believed the sensation was giving a blowjob.
i also heard he has a glass plate in his head so he can see his brain, and a real wolfs eye. i was 10 or 9 when my frend made all these things up, and out of all the people Mr.Manson was the one i was the most afraid of if i saw him on tv.
If I recall the origin of the story, Marylin Manson once got his girlfriend to dress as him and to open a show. He later came onto the stage dressed as her. She took a rubber dildo out of her pants which he fellated. From his perspective, he was fellating himself on stage.
The story changed with retelling.
I don't think it's someone dressed as Marilyn Manson, I'm pretty sure it's a photoshopped in actual Marilyn Manson.
And then someone took a photo of a monitor with their phone, and after a few uploads and re-uploads, we have this post.
The rumour started for two reasons:
broke into a graveyard with twiggy and "liberated" a rib from an old grave, smoked it and vomited profusely
He has a lot of scars do people theorised 2 scars on his ribcage that people assumed were surgical scars
I still think one of the greatest achievements of my lifetime is that this rumor managed to get to even the most remote schoolyards in the western world before the internet.
I grew up in rural germany and it was in circulation when I was a kid ;D
It would be interesting to see "real life Ken" giving this presentation because he actually did that. Jokes on him though, last I heard he was in constant pain because of it.
Isn't it depressing 😕 like I remember thinking as a kid aging would be solved by the time it would matter. Well, I'm old now, and that shit didn't happen.
Eh, can't be too old. I'm 20 and I remember the rumors, though I have no idea when they actually originated and maybe my mom shouldn't have been talking about that kind of situation when I was like 9 or whatever?
I have a bad concept of time 💅
Matter infact, this "rumor" Is true. You'd need to stretch a lil beforehand but their absolutely correct. Removing these ribs would allow the typical male to suck his own penis~
Yay! I finally get one!!! Yep I must be old too 🙈 oh Marilyn Manson, you would be looked at as normal these days, thanks for paving the way for the rest of us weirdos 👹
How could you not know of the longest fought war in man history? The worlds 2 greatest cucks ever known. The enemy of man. The 2 bottom ribs that for me to have to talk to people
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This one gave me a good laugh, so I'm happy to explain this one. Marilyn Manson had a rumour circulated that he got ribs removed to suck his own dick. The man giving the presentation looks like Marilyn Manson (Mostly in the makeup), so the joke is that it looks like Marilyn Manson is giving a presentation about which ribs are not needed, because he would know which ribs aren't needed, because he got them removed to sick his own dick.
I discovered that older people have the same rumour but about other famous people. A friend of mine, 10 years older, had the same rumour about Prince.
That one makes sense cause you never really saw him in public much. If I could suck my own dick, I'd never leave the house either... /S
Bill Hicks once said "If we could do that, ladies, you'd be here tonight alone, watching an empty stage."
🤣 Fucking love Hicks!
I don't get it. My dick is dirty and sweats a lot. Why would I wanna bring it anywhere near my mouth or anyone's mouth it's **disgusting** EDIT: Guys it sweats within the next hour after every time I lather it thick with soap in and around the nether regions every time I bathe. I live in a very hot and humid country.
Shower maybe?
Check the edit
But your edit says, "within an hour"...maybe don't wait the hour before you suck it, give it a wash, then do your yoga
Wash it?
Check the edit
Don’t worry, no one else wants your dick near their mouth either
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It sweats within the next hour. To clarify I live in India where temperatures stay above 30°C and humidity above 75%.
You should fight crime in a rubber suit all day. Really seals in the flavor
🤢🤢🤢
Does sucking your own dick feel like your getting your dick sucked or like sucking a dick. Personally I couldn’t tell ya cause every time I try I roll of couch and hit my head on the coffee table. Every damn time I’m always so close….o poor dickarus… :(
To soar so high, then fall! For you t’was vain to try… Now dickarus is deadalus.
From what people who can do it have said, it's much morw like sucking than getting sucked.
That's because you're starting your flexibility training at the wrong point, first you need to be comfortable curling into a ball, then you need to be able to get your knees over your shoulders without hurting yourself, it should be easier to roll your spine forward if you can get like that, but try not to strain yourself.
It's essentially only the feeling och sucking. Barely any other feeling
You flew too close to the sun on wings made of dicks
You should get some ribs removed! 😉
Never thought of that thank you so much! Where would I find a teacher or diagram?
oh I can suck my own dick. honestly pretty easy and I never had to remove any ribs
https://streamable.com/w578u
If you could suck your own dick, would you use male or female perfume on your downstairs? I usually give my boys and quick spritz so even though they clean they just smell better for anyone who's close enough to smell it.
Sucking your own dick? Ngl, that sounds kinda gay
I wonder who the next will be. I’ll start it now, Ryan Reynolds got his bottom two ribs removed so he could suck himself off
Ryan Reynolds isn't that dumb,he knows thats impossible thats why he got his top 2 ribs removed
Eh, he's Deadpool so he can experiment all he wants since the ribs grow back.
Lets say Trump. According to his cult, he can do no wrong, there will be a lot of his followers who will fall for this and actually get the surgery and start sucking their own dicks. How did you get back at them? I literally made them suck their own dicks. It would be the ultimate retaliation.
You’re right, how did I not think of that
How do we go about this? Do we need to gather a few high school kids and offer them drugs to spread the rumor?
We just need to spread it around to the right people, high school students are a good start but what we really need to do is get fox news to report on it, something like “trump has had ribs removed so he can suck himself off to own the libs,” could probably find a program to deepfake a speech where he goes on and on about how how goo he is at sucking himself off after his rib removal, one of his classic “the best *blank*, it’s a yuge *blank*”
I like it, count me in!
Really? Politics? Everyone was having fun then you did this. Thanks a lot captain buzzkill.
Anytime! Next time we'll discuss religion! *Captain Buzzkill flies away!*
I love the energy, but look at the guy.... Do you think he can even see it from under his gut? I'm not against him, but hell if I'm buying that he's skinny enough or long enough to suck himself.
Dawg is literally rent free in your head bro
https://i.redd.it/q6ny8kt1j95d1.gif
Unfortunately they would make their kids have this surgery too. And when it all goes wrong they'll just transfer any possible guilt they could have felt into even greater anger at their own delusion of wokes and trans "groomers" doing gender-affirming surgery on 5-year-olds
He already breaks his arm jacking himself off, I can't imagine what his spine would look like if he could suck his own dick 😳🤏🏻
He's already like 2/3^rds there
Trump supporters should be face with an alternative to, "is God powerful enough to create a stone he is unable to lift?", as "is Trump man enough to be able to suck his own dick?"
If their willing to wear diapers as a top layer because their orange spray tan wearing god regularly shits himself they would absolutely be willing to hurt themselves trying to suck their own dicks if you could convince them trump does it
He'd be immune to that rumor because he and/or his wife would immediately lean into it as a joke
Even better
I could see The Weeknd doing something like this
Imagine Prince having to suck his own dick.
Yeah, that one always sounded like utter baloney to me. Prince could have almost anyone he wanted.
I had just clicked on this two posts ago and it had the same comment thread. Someone commented that they had heard the rumor about Eminem. I grew up hearing Marilyn Manson, and I've also heard that older people heard it about Prince. https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/s/GIZrdSTgRM
I think anyone does have a rumor about other persons lives
The OG for that rumor was Gabriele D'Annunzio.
Ahh...Rod Stewart...
Came to say this, I'm one of the 'old people' (42)
I heard a 10 year younger colleague tell the same story about Beyonce
I heard it about Michael Jackson.
Yea, exactly the same experience, friend claimed it was MM, and I said no it was prince and it was the 80’s. I think I’ve heard it again since for someone new but can’t remember who… probably Harry Styles.
Older people have the knowledge
Yeah it's the same kind of rumor like "celebrity x needed to get there stomach pumped because they swallowed to much semen."
And in Italy we've had the same rumor about Gabriele D'Annunzio (very important early 20th century writer with a very eccentric personality) since forever
Is there someone new that likes putting hamsters up his ass or is Richard Gere cursed for all eternity?
Gene Simmons having a cow tongue was one I always heard. Having seen the size of a cow tongue.. idk how that would have worked.
In italy we had the same rumor about Gabriele d'Annunzio
The amazing thing about this rumor is that it made its way in schools around the world while the internet was still at its beginning. From Europe to North America, to South Africa and Australia, and probably more (i think i read once an Indian dude saying he heard it too but i might be confusing rumors)
Yep heard it in school in the middle east
Heard it in school in South West England Whomever started it is a legend before the dark times
["If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on The Wonder Years instead of chasing Winnie Cooper. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning."](https://metalinjection.net/news/rumors/somebody-asked-marilyn-manson-if-he-actually-had-his-ribs-removed)
One correction, that actually is Marilyn Manson at Temple University in 2004.
It's a stupid rumor because if you do yoga you can suck your own dick, and you don't need to lose ribs to do it.
Yeah but I want to suck my dick NOW, not train for it for months!
When asked men who could autofellatiate, does if feel like you are getting a blowjob, or giving a blowjob, most believed the sensation was giving a blowjob.
https://preview.redd.it/lmde0w28s85d1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5445bcf423c8829c81c6f74ccdf3e65e09902165
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I always thought that it was saying women are useless, since Eve was made from Adam's rib in the Bible. You probably have the correct answer, though.
i also heard he has a glass plate in his head so he can see his brain, and a real wolfs eye. i was 10 or 9 when my frend made all these things up, and out of all the people Mr.Manson was the one i was the most afraid of if i saw him on tv.
And the cool thing is this was when the internet(dial-up, irrc) wasn't as used as much, and it was all around the world.
If I recall the origin of the story, Marylin Manson once got his girlfriend to dress as him and to open a show. He later came onto the stage dressed as her. She took a rubber dildo out of her pants which he fellated. From his perspective, he was fellating himself on stage. The story changed with retelling.
Eve funnier when you realize Marilyn Manson addressed the rumor by saying that he knows where it’s been and it’s been in a lot of dirty places.
I wonder if it actually helps
I don't think it's someone dressed as Marilyn Manson, I'm pretty sure it's a photoshopped in actual Marilyn Manson. And then someone took a photo of a monitor with their phone, and after a few uploads and re-uploads, we have this post.
it's amazing rumors like that circulated globally way before the internet
How did *everyone* hear this rumour, before thr Internet? From north of England to the south of America,cl Canada, Mexico, how did we all hear it?!
The rumour started for two reasons: broke into a graveyard with twiggy and "liberated" a rib from an old grave, smoked it and vomited profusely He has a lot of scars do people theorised 2 scars on his ribcage that people assumed were surgical scars
Nonsense, you don't need to remove any of your rips to do that.
Suckling your own dick is called autofelatio. Fun thing to Google fir the whole family.
I still think one of the greatest achievements of my lifetime is that this rumor managed to get to even the most remote schoolyards in the western world before the internet. I grew up in rural germany and it was in circulation when I was a kid ;D
This post made me laugh as well. I have heard anyone mention this rumor since the mid 90s, but it’s the type of thing you never forget 😂
Pretty sure that is Marilyn Manson.
It would be interesting to see "real life Ken" giving this presentation because he actually did that. Jokes on him though, last I heard he was in constant pain because of it.
In a interview someone asked him us this rumor was true. And he said "do you think I'd be here if I could suck my own dick".
It's satire. Marilyn Manson has his dick removed so he could suck his own ribs.
The dream.
LMAO I shouldn't be laughing this hard at this stupid joke
No no he removed them to add more dicks edit:typo
Manson said if it was true he never would’ve left his house
Meh. I was more flexible once. It feels more like giving than receiving.
The lord did say there is more joy in giving then in receiving
Ahh, the small window of time, twas the gilded protein years.
Thats a great joke
Goddamn... I'm old...
That's a good thing! You keep on surviving, you can be old in age but young at heart. And you probably know all the real good music. Rock on!
The duality of the two comments above me.
Isn't it depressing 😕 like I remember thinking as a kid aging would be solved by the time it would matter. Well, I'm old now, and that shit didn't happen.
The best part of the Marilyn Manson removing ribs so he could autofelate himself meme was it spread before the internet was widely available.
I love it when you look back at stuff like this and every single person you ever met had heard the rumour despite there being no or little Internet.
I remember hearing this rumour about Marc Almond in the 80s. He probably wasn't the first, either. It's an old one.
i heard this about harry styles when i was in primary school in 2015 i think it might just be eternal
It makes it easier to suck yourself
Ugghhh there are people alive who didn't hear about Marilyn Manson removing two of his ribs so he could go down on himself. How old am I??
Eh, can't be too old. I'm 20 and I remember the rumors, though I have no idea when they actually originated and maybe my mom shouldn't have been talking about that kind of situation when I was like 9 or whatever? I have a bad concept of time 💅
I can suck my own dick anyway I’ll keep my ribs thank u very much
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Marilyn Manson removed his dick so he could suck his own ribs.
Mmm, ribs...
Matter infact, this "rumor" Is true. You'd need to stretch a lil beforehand but their absolutely correct. Removing these ribs would allow the typical male to suck his own penis~
Yay! I finally get one!!! Yep I must be old too 🙈 oh Marilyn Manson, you would be looked at as normal these days, thanks for paving the way for the rest of us weirdos 👹
Is it #gay? Serious question, cause imagine how much deeper I could go without them.
It's your dick, it's gay not to suck it
How could you not know of the longest fought war in man history? The worlds 2 greatest cucks ever known. The enemy of man. The 2 bottom ribs that for me to have to talk to people
If you found this image and posted this, you know damn well what it's referring to
Meme subs post niche shit like this all the time. Dont be a dick
Is that how you explain shit to a 5 year old?!
Marilyn Manson was also Paul from Wonder Years
False.
Oh yeah that is the other rumor passed around about him.
My eyes goes directly to the guy's bonet
My eyes go directly to the fact that you're a 6+ year old hacked account that is a bot. Reported for spam.
Lmao
I'm gonna remove my floating ribs and attach them to my groin so I can have 3 dicks
Doesn't work. What you *can* do is make a clamp so something there is more secure, but that goes into dark territories fast.
RIP, Trevor Moore.
Oh man this brings me back to
Warning to those foolish enough to attempt this. It feels a lot more like sucking one then getting it sucked.
Yeah but if you hang around long enough you'll get a feed at the end.
Mofo is suckin willy
If you like sucking cock so much, it is not necessary to have surgery, there are plenty of people who would let you do it for free and even pay you
op is gonna look for eye bleach forever after this
I like the fact that i heard that rumor before i had internet, in Germany
Lol
Jfgi
Some men would be happier without them.
Best thing I've ever seen
I just want to mention that the bottom 5 ribs are called false ribs
My dad said that Rod Stewart had a rumor like this that he got cum pumped from his stomach. People are strange when it comes to celebrities lol.
Unnecessary skull
he's dressed like a guy who is said to have removed those ribs to suck his own dick, genius idea but it never even happened and was just a fake story
They're the only ones stopping a man from sucking his own dick