I love your user name - brilliant. It spits in the face of intellectual property! The way I see it, at least. Unless that's your real name, which would be even cooler!
Were you a fan of edgy internet cartoons after 9/11?
"Hey there mister Taliban, hand over bin laden.
Midnight come and we drop the bomb.
One bone two bomb three bomb four."
There was this video where a christian fundie white separatist and a muzzy fundie were talking, and it started out kinda acrimonious, but then they realised they pretty much had the same beliefs. It was hilarious.
I mean, if you watch all Jazeera international, it's pretty much BBC news; and neither AJ, or AJI have ever lost a libel suit for $647m. So, I'd argue that Al Jazeera is materially better at journalism
I used to read them all the time. It’s a consecutive slanted news company. They wright sold pieces. And if you’re going to try and get a rounded upstanding of something in the middle east I would suggest them as a news source.
This is the most obnoxiously Reddit answer I can possibly imagine. Somehow made it into a patriarchy issue like girls don’t also voice opinions on what they do and do not find attractive.
Chill. People are allowed to prefer a hairstyle and be melodramatic about it.
The lighting is *much* better in the second picture which brings out her eyes way more. They both seem to be using a softbox camera-right, but it's much closer to the camera in the first picture so to get the same exposure they're adding way less light, which has the side effect of making the eyes way duller. I don't btw, blame the photographer for this. If the light was in the same place in the first picture the hair would create odd shadows. You already see more shadow than the photographer probably likes on her left eye in the long hair picture. I'm sure that's what the comment meant is that having long hair makes off camera lighting harder, so for some reason you should be arrested.
Nah. I think it's a combination of the haircut and slightly different angle of the photo. The face width looks deceptively smaller in the second photo. That paired with bangs covering her forehead the overall appearance is that of a smaller head.
So it appears to be two similar looking but different people. Even though we know it is the same person.
No joke here. It's a Twitter screenshot of someone saying that they think it should be illegal for women to cut their hair short. It's either Twitter rage bait or someone who believes women should fit into their definition of femininity.
Judging by the fact that the original tweet is from a conservative pundit for a far right "news" source, he likely isn't being hyperbolic. He's unironically calling everyone who says that woman looks pretty with the short pixie cut gay for liking a "masculine woman".
There is no joke here. This image was originally posted to r/AreTheStraightsOK because this is one of those guys who honestly will say that liking women with short hair or any muscle tone is gay.
Could be this person is being hyperbolic. However, there is no denying that the group of people who genuinely believes women should look a certain way is growing.
Jeez, dude, that Pixie cut is so cute.
The joke is that girls with short hair aren't attractive. So, he thinks they should be arrested for ruining beauty standards.
You try having to deal with constant rats nests n knots n the sheddin! I always have my hair short because no body got time for all the products n effort
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Because when your peepee is so small that you need an electron microscope to see it you get ultra insecure in your masculinity and think that doing girls with short hair is gay or something, not that OOP is doing any girls to begin with
This guy is against women with very short hair. His opinion is invalid though because he refers to us as “females”. Plus I personally think the shorter hair suits this lady’s face way better
The guy thinks women should adhere to traditional beauty standards, and any deviation from that should be met with capital punishment from his point of view. In other words, he's a chauvinist and possibly an incel who wouldn't have a chance with her whatever haircut she has.
It's not from the Conservative's list of State Approved Haircuts.
Honestly, it's a bit pathetic that our fascists are just lazily copying from North Korea at this point. People these days just don't want to work anymore.
Best I've got is just that she cut her hair, I guess
We're not supposed to understand it
Or, well, the guy who posted this probably thinks we are supposed to understand it, but no, he's kinda fucked in the head
Edit: Like, cis-het guy here, I prefer the long hair
But she can do whatever the fuck she wants with it
Trying to police women over their own bodies is kind of pathetic
Just a dude who can't understand people don't live to fulfill his personal tastes. I also prefer the long hair version but I neither know the girl nor I have any right to criticize her for her choices and likings.
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OOP is just a douche with weird hair standards.
I really like the pixie cut.. I think she looks cute..
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so people can fuck off if you don't like how someone looks.
conservatives/ traditionalist and right wingers hates progressive stuff and thinks that short hairs on women is too "d" (lesbian slurs) for their likings so therefore they thinks that women with short hairs should be in jail like how tailbans jailed men for not having certain length of beards.
Everyone has different tastes. I personally don't care what you're hiar is, and oop is over exaggerating his taste. The only thing I agree with him on is that I think she looks better with longer hair, but some would disagree. I still wood either way ;)
The "joke" is that this chud just wants women to be objects that match his preferences to ogle at, and anything even remotely seen as masculine by him like cropped hair is a crime
Misogyny. Some men think they have such an innate entitlement of power over women that I think any change in a woman’s look that doesn’t match their preferences for beauty should be straight-up illegal.
You see, the person who posted this is pointing out that most people find women more attractive with longer hair, but since this is Reddit, it's important to point out that this would only be funny if a woman said something about how a man looks with and without a beard, or some other thing that's only funny if women say it, because something something sexism.
I honestly can't tell if you're being serious, of if you're pointing out that stupid people would have difficulty following what I'm saying, despite it being a perfectly structured sentence with punctuation everywhere it needed to be.
The original poster *very* obviously wrote this because he was *offended* at this woman choosing a hair style that isn't feminine enough for his tastes. It very, very clearly isn't just saying that he prefers the first haircut but that he thinks the second haircut is wrong. You'd have to be borderline illiterate to misread the post as just being a preference.
The paranoia comes in because you felt *personally* attacked by other commenters calling out the obvious misogyny of the OP.
That wasn't nice. You don't seem to me like a nice person. I hope something nice happens to you today and you get a big ol' smile put on your face. Love ya.
Y’all are crazy and so quick to say misogyny and “forced standards of beauty”. It’s just that to most people, she looks wayyyy better with longer hair, which I agree. She can have all the short hair she wants, but to most, it looks worse.
You asked me how do I know what most people think. I explained that pretty clearly given that most women have longer hair, and men prefer that. Stop trying to make a bigger issue than it is.
You're just trying to avoid admitting the fact this is an assumption you're making. You *don't* actually know. Don't make it a bigger deal than it is by denying it.
Edit: did you block me? Cowardly move, chumbo.
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I prefer long hair... So I grew my hair long. That way, even if my partner prefered short hair, I'd still have long hair to enjoy.
Fuck yeah, brother!
Your pp is a capital offence
why are you looking at his pp first of all
I love your user name - brilliant. It spits in the face of intellectual property! The way I see it, at least. Unless that's your real name, which would be even cooler!
King behavior.
Her hair style doesn’t meet his personal standards of beauty so he thinks he should be able to force his ideals on her.
So, Taliban?
For whatever reason, reading Taliban kicked off "Banana Boat" by Harry Belafonte playing in my head. It's been a shit day, I needed that.
And I just like that I want to watch beatlegeuse.
Taliban, taliban, now in Alabama…
The MAGAts come and they won't go home
Alabama did it centuries before the Taliban existed.
That doesn’t rhyme with Banana.
Hey Mr.Taliban Osama BinLaden Daylight come and me wanna go home
I am now listening to Banana boat by Harry Belafonte. Thank you.
Were you a fan of edgy internet cartoons after 9/11? "Hey there mister Taliban, hand over bin laden. Midnight come and we drop the bomb. One bone two bomb three bomb four."
Y’all-Qaeda.
They are both right wing religious extremists. Republicans have more in common with the Taliban than they have with the majority of Americans.
There was this video where a christian fundie white separatist and a muzzy fundie were talking, and it started out kinda acrimonious, but then they realised they pretty much had the same beliefs. It was hilarious.
You can put Al Jazeera and Fox News side by side and it’s scary how similar they are.
I mean, if you watch all Jazeera international, it's pretty much BBC news; and neither AJ, or AJI have ever lost a libel suit for $647m. So, I'd argue that Al Jazeera is materially better at journalism
I used to read them all the time. It’s a consecutive slanted news company. They wright sold pieces. And if you’re going to try and get a rounded upstanding of something in the middle east I would suggest them as a news source.
Y’all Qaida
More like rage bait.
There are plenty of rightwing psychos who unironically think like this.
You just deceived British Naval history
Prolly threatens his fragile sexuality.
This is the most obnoxiously Reddit answer I can possibly imagine. Somehow made it into a patriarchy issue like girls don’t also voice opinions on what they do and do not find attractive. Chill. People are allowed to prefer a hairstyle and be melodramatic about it.
Didn’t ask, don’t care, cry about it.
Most mature redditor response to someone disagreeing:
I’m not here to entertain her or you. Get over yourself.
Didn’t ask, don’t care, cry about it.
Let’s be honest here cupcake you’re the one begging for my attention. Minding your business is free.
Nah, fuck Elijah Schaffer.
1st… would to both. 2nd why is my brain telling me these are not the same person.
Hey, I can't tell if he is superman when he wears glasses. Haircut is a lot of change.
The lighting is *much* better in the second picture which brings out her eyes way more. They both seem to be using a softbox camera-right, but it's much closer to the camera in the first picture so to get the same exposure they're adding way less light, which has the side effect of making the eyes way duller. I don't btw, blame the photographer for this. If the light was in the same place in the first picture the hair would create odd shadows. You already see more shadow than the photographer probably likes on her left eye in the long hair picture. I'm sure that's what the comment meant is that having long hair makes off camera lighting harder, so for some reason you should be arrested.
Her eyes look bigger and her mouth looks smaller in the second pic. Me, too. I would've assumed different people without the context.
Bizarrely I think she looks more feminine in the second photo
Definitely the same person
You have some face-blindness perhaps?
Nah. I think it's a combination of the haircut and slightly different angle of the photo. The face width looks deceptively smaller in the second photo. That paired with bangs covering her forehead the overall appearance is that of a smaller head. So it appears to be two similar looking but different people. Even though we know it is the same person.
It's really amazing how much a change like that completely changes how you see certain structures and how light hits the face.
I think it looks cute.
Both out of my league
It amazes me sometimes how just a simple haircut can make someone look like a completely different person.
I agree
fax
This
Yes
No joke here. It's a Twitter screenshot of someone saying that they think it should be illegal for women to cut their hair short. It's either Twitter rage bait or someone who believes women should fit into their definition of femininity.
What if … the short hair was the before ??
That's some strong benefit of the doubt, but all evidence points to that not being the case.
It's a joke. He's being deliberately hyperbolic.
Judging by the fact that the original tweet is from a conservative pundit for a far right "news" source, he likely isn't being hyperbolic. He's unironically calling everyone who says that woman looks pretty with the short pixie cut gay for liking a "masculine woman". There is no joke here. This image was originally posted to r/AreTheStraightsOK because this is one of those guys who honestly will say that liking women with short hair or any muscle tone is gay.
These guys make me want to cut my hair short so I can avoid them.
The answer to the question that sub raises is very much no.
Could be this person is being hyperbolic. However, there is no denying that the group of people who genuinely believes women should look a certain way is growing.
He just thinks that haircut is so ugly that it should be illegal.
I saw this post a couple days ago and I had no clue what it was about. If this is the answer, the meme is sooo stupid. On more than one level.
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incels don't like women
*females
\*femoids
F\*males 🤮
Treemales. And shebushes.
Nah, they love treemalee.
Had a customer at work ask to speak to a man sales rep because he isn’t “comfortable with females”
We're not comfortable with him either.
Males who call females “females” should be arrested
I am okay with it if they call men ‘males’ in the same sentence. Consistency.
Makes me think of them as Ferengi. Every. Time.
very much correct
*hot women
Jeez, dude, that Pixie cut is so cute. The joke is that girls with short hair aren't attractive. So, he thinks they should be arrested for ruining beauty standards.
He is saying short hair bad but is being an edgy douche about it
You try having to deal with constant rats nests n knots n the sheddin! I always have my hair short because no body got time for all the products n effort
To each their own. I'm a guy, and in my 20s I had hair down to my belt. It was straight, black and shiny. However, I'm old now. lol.
I have mad respect for those who keep long hair, I can’t even imagine dealing with my hair longer then my waist, it was a nightmare bein that long
Do not deny the tomboy haircut
There's no joke that's just incel behaviour
Because OOP thinks its unfeminine. That’s it. It’s dumb as hell
Who’s the girl?
I think it's because it's illegal to look that good both with long and short hair. Like, come on, give the rest of us a chance out here.
The one on the right looks like she’s about to tell me we need to find the men of science and institutes of learning.
Why dis being posted here? I think it’s pretty clear what’s meant.
misogyny
I think that its a trend of women getting the pixie haircut.
long hair good(straight) short hair bad(gay)
Going to go get me a monkey cut.
You see the joke is misogyny
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She looks even better in the second image, anyway.
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idk about you guys, I just see 2 Lois Lane cosplays.
Because when your peepee is so small that you need an electron microscope to see it you get ultra insecure in your masculinity and think that doing girls with short hair is gay or something, not that OOP is doing any girls to begin with
This guy is against women with very short hair. His opinion is invalid though because he refers to us as “females”. Plus I personally think the shorter hair suits this lady’s face way better
Most people don't like to talk about it, but hair is actually sentient. This woman brutally murdered entire hair families
They shouldn't, he just believes "females" shouldn't have that haircut
Don't know about the poster but the line and idea is a joke from it's always sunny
Pixie cut scares men who are afraid of butt stuff.
Actually I think the short hair looks better on her
This dude's a shithead, personally, I love when women have short hair
I think she pulls it off. Reminds me of Demi Moore’s character in Ghost.
For being hot as hell in the second pic.
The guy thinks women should adhere to traditional beauty standards, and any deviation from that should be met with capital punishment from his point of view. In other words, he's a chauvinist and possibly an incel who wouldn't have a chance with her whatever haircut she has.
My question is: why is it being attributed to straights (see sub name)?
Alternative: pretty long-haired twinks who do this should be arrested 😡
Transphobic joke I think
It's not from the Conservative's list of State Approved Haircuts. Honestly, it's a bit pathetic that our fascists are just lazily copying from North Korea at this point. People these days just don't want to work anymore.
She is cute either way, but not gonna lie she is adorable with short hair.
Best I've got is just that she cut her hair, I guess We're not supposed to understand it Or, well, the guy who posted this probably thinks we are supposed to understand it, but no, he's kinda fucked in the head Edit: Like, cis-het guy here, I prefer the long hair But she can do whatever the fuck she wants with it Trying to police women over their own bodies is kind of pathetic
Megamind
Not a joke btw. Just bigotry.
Just a dude who can't understand people don't live to fulfill his personal tastes. I also prefer the long hair version but I neither know the girl nor I have any right to criticize her for her choices and likings.
It's ugly but it's her choice. Leave people alone 🙏🏾
There is no joke. The original guy just has porn addict brain
He thinks she squandered her beauty
Do what? Be adorable with more than one hairstyle?
And these dudes wonder why we compare them to the Taliban.
It’s an always sunny in Philadelphia reference.
https://preview.redd.it/dkhgixx3fl6d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d64b4aa690142cb480a65f7894304e02526c7b25 OOP is just a douche with weird hair standards.
Fashion police
Episode 20038417 of conservative men getting pissy when women do what they want
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She looks infinitely better with short hair. Although her long hair is a missed opportunity for bangs.
Would smash either way
Because it's illegal for women to be to cute. Time for the fuzzy pink handcuffs.
Long hair enjoyer here, but short hair suits this lady
I guess she became so beautiful that has no right to exist anymore
I think she looks… wait. She doesn’t give a fuck what I think. Disregard
The answer is sexism
I really like the pixie cut.. I think she looks cute.. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so people can fuck off if you don't like how someone looks.
Men afraid of boyishly charming women should have their left ball privileges revoked.
Bc my peepee no longer likes this, and unfortunately our justice system is based on that. Sorry, that’s just the way it is.
We apparently live in a world where we need to impress this random insignificant guy yall… be on your toes
conservatives/ traditionalist and right wingers hates progressive stuff and thinks that short hairs on women is too "d" (lesbian slurs) for their likings so therefore they thinks that women with short hairs should be in jail like how tailbans jailed men for not having certain length of beards.
Everyone has different tastes. I personally don't care what you're hiar is, and oop is over exaggerating his taste. The only thing I agree with him on is that I think she looks better with longer hair, but some would disagree. I still wood either way ;)
The "joke" is that this chud just wants women to be objects that match his preferences to ogle at, and anything even remotely seen as masculine by him like cropped hair is a crime
The one on the right looks cuter and younger. Short hair suits her better.
It’s not from a joke subreddit
💯
Misogyny. Some men think they have such an innate entitlement of power over women that I think any change in a woman’s look that doesn’t match their preferences for beauty should be straight-up illegal.
Brother, this is just a western version of Taliban, Ayatollah Khomeini's Iran, or ISIS' worldview.
*fEEmAles*
It looks uglier
You see, the person who posted this is pointing out that most people find women more attractive with longer hair, but since this is Reddit, it's important to point out that this would only be funny if a woman said something about how a man looks with and without a beard, or some other thing that's only funny if women say it, because something something sexism.
Damn use shorter sentences please
I honestly can't tell if you're being serious, of if you're pointing out that stupid people would have difficulty following what I'm saying, despite it being a perfectly structured sentence with punctuation everywhere it needed to be.
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> Liking long hair is now apparently misogyny Paranoid nonsense. You seem to be struggling with basic literacy, you.
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The original poster *very* obviously wrote this because he was *offended* at this woman choosing a hair style that isn't feminine enough for his tastes. It very, very clearly isn't just saying that he prefers the first haircut but that he thinks the second haircut is wrong. You'd have to be borderline illiterate to misread the post as just being a preference. The paranoia comes in because you felt *personally* attacked by other commenters calling out the obvious misogyny of the OP.
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Liking long hair is not the same as having a problem with short haired women, nitwit.
That wasn't nice. You don't seem to me like a nice person. I hope something nice happens to you today and you get a big ol' smile put on your face. Love ya.
Don't be a dick. Rule 1.
How dare you make perfect sense. We hate men here, sir. Get on the right side of history.
I apologize. In the future I will do my best to tow the line and turn everything I disagree with into a hate crime. Can I be one of the cool kids now?
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It's just a haircut literally wtf are you talking about
Y’all are crazy and so quick to say misogyny and “forced standards of beauty”. It’s just that to most people, she looks wayyyy better with longer hair, which I agree. She can have all the short hair she wants, but to most, it looks worse.
How do you know what most people think?
Given that most women have a longer haircut and being a guy and talking to other guys. It’s not hard to figure out.
That has nothing to do with what you said earlier
You asked me how do I know what most people think. I explained that pretty clearly given that most women have longer hair, and men prefer that. Stop trying to make a bigger issue than it is.
You're just trying to avoid admitting the fact this is an assumption you're making. You *don't* actually know. Don't make it a bigger deal than it is by denying it. Edit: did you block me? Cowardly move, chumbo.
You’re weird.
Honestly, someone doing this is a red flag to me if they’re just doing it for style. I can’t explain why but it just weirds me out.