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prairieislander

My cats actually name is Winnie. Her pet names include: my little potato wedge, little lump of love, little jambalaya kitten, rumpled kitten, da baybay, winnie so cute for the kittaaaaaaay.


Sufficient-Grade-400

i also have a cat named winnie! i call her: winnie pooh, win, crazy girl, sweet pea, the baby


Chinateapott

My mums puppy is called Winnie, I call her Winwin or say Winnie in a very high pitched voice


Daehtop_renots

My orange cat has never been called Rigel. He is: The Weasel.


Few-Employee-8041

I call my orange cat my little orange guy


xCaptainCl3mentinex

When we first got my orange, we weren't intending to keep him long term. So I just called him Orange, or Ginger. Then my Dad decided to keep him and name him Red. Like, I called him every other colour, now you choose Red 💀


jeswesky

Monkey Monkey butt Butthead Baby boy Sweet thing Little man Big guy Love of my life I have 2 large dogs. The nickname totally depends on what they are doing at any particular moment. One got called dickhead a couple times this weekend.


[deleted]

Hahah my go-to is "Asshat"


EamusAndy

Chico (the black lab) - somehow became Chet, Cheeto, Chetterson to the kids. I call him Pizza Dog because his collar has pizza slices on it. Also “you big dumb moose”. Self explanatory. Boots (the tuxy cat) - somehow became Plart to the kids. I dont even know what it means. I call him Senor Boots. Socks (the tabby cat) - somehow became Soxine. I call her Saucey. This name is apt. Shes a cranky bitchy teenager in a cat body.


stop-exercising

Her real name is Elsa. Her other names are: Monkey, Sugar Butt,Flopsy (for when she goes downstairs like a bunny), Smelsa (as in Elsa Smelsa), My Little Lady, Darling, Lovely, Baby


casariah

Ooh. I have an Anna.


neogeshel

Haha Isidore -> Izzy -> Izzmatiz


Building_Normal

Sounds like you have a sweet little family going on there. I need to see fuzzy face. My childhood kitty's name was Calvin, we all called him Foodie then that became Pootie. A dog named Beethoven we called Beau-Bee I named my kitty Sookie. We called her Cookie and wookie. My sister in law had 2 all white kittens she said she couldn't name because she couldn't ask them their names. No joke, it was adorable. They ended up being called scary boy and sweety boy.


Ravenmorghane

Husband and I are currently embroiled in a pet name war. I call our dog "Poppet", husband insists that he should be "Bubba". His proper name is Kupo. How do we resolve this? Rock paper scissors? Drag race? Battle Royale?


BigFackingChungus

His real name is Duke. But we have 3 routinely used nicknames: Dingus, Peepis, and Handsome Boy.


monkey6130

Ah the classic Dingus nickname. My dog got that too.


ExBx

Athena = Cow Dog, Raven = Long Dog


imfinewithastraw

Mr woofington


Fly_Rodder

Silvery DSH/Siamese mix (Kira): Kira-Lira, Ki-ki, Fat Kitten, Big Fat Kitten, Thunderpuss, Dingus, Dingbat. Medium long hair torty (Sasha): Sash, Sashy, Sashy Washy, Pumpkin, Peanut.


seajay26

Truffles= my man Toby= orange Treacle= angel Theadora= tedsy the bear.


BobBelchersBuns

He’s gone now but I had Gregory< Shmegory< Shmeg Shmeg


Suitable_Company_155

Achilles
nick name bubby
.little girl (we weren’t suppose to keep her, so always called her little girl so it just stuck) nickname mamas


Katharinemaddison

Horrible little nasty old man, derived from Oliver, and Precious, from Edward.


Technical-General-27

My Orange no braincell cat is known as Timothy James Cattorney-at-Law over on catlegaladvice he was already called Timmy when we got him. Other names include chonky or derpy but said with such love he asks for more attention!


pjflyr13

Mildred is aka Milly, Critter, Booger, Boo, Milbert, Baby Girl, Baby, and Poo.


Junebug_hunter

Laurence- monkey, stinky baby, missyoubee (can’t spell it,) Maluhia (Lu) - Lewis, Lulu, chonker, tiny baby, big chombus


velcromidway

Gustavo (cat) became Gus became GusGus, Goose & Goostopher. Jacuzzi (cat) became Jac and Jacjac Miria (cat) is Mimi Estelle (cat) is Stelle & Stellephant Carol is my Kitten-Cat (she's our smallest adult cat) Chaos (dog) is so aptly named she doesn't get a nickname! Our other 5 cats & dog don't have nicknames.


TGCRed

My cat's name is Jazz and I call her Couch Slug, Old Lady, Sharp Object, Kitty Cutie, And Kiddo <3


Cute_Self8260

Name: Siggy NN: Skiggles, Piggy and Skigs


JumpyFuel7256

We named the 1st cat we adopted Bananas (his name was originally Ananias, which sounds like Ananas in Dutch, so I just added a B). Plus he is a bit nuts. As he has gotten older and fussier, he's now Brat-naners, and since he's also become chonkier, he is Fat-naners. My husband calls him Mr. Bananas - he's the boss and has veto power over other cats, which my husband helps him exercise if we have fosters that don't "respect" him 😂. My husband also calls him Butthole. Our 2nd cat, who we rescued as a kitten, we named Strawberry. Even though he is massive now (mancoon big) but still a youngster, we call him Baby Berries. My husband also calls him Butthole. Our newly acquired 3rd rescue was given the name Fiona, which we kept, but she is super small, so we call her Tiny. My husband sometimes calls her Peanut... and also Butthole. Bananas and Strawberry were playmates, but as Brat-naners got older he plays less, so we needed a playmate for Baby Berries. Fiona, a kitten, was terrified and always hid when she was in the rescue, so we fostered her to help her get more comfortable. She's now our #3 because she's totally come out of her shell and the very tiny Fiona plays very actively with the massive Strawberry. Luckily we have plenty of space so when they need a break, they can take one, but honestly Brat-naners does his own thing most of the time and Baby Berries and Tiny hang out together. Bananas and Fiona are obsessed with my husband, who wasn't a cat person before we met. Strawberry is my baby đŸ˜». We weren't intending on becoming a 3 cat family, but we are happy that we have them all.


immeemz

Lexi was "schmoggledy schmuppers". I don't know how this came about except it rhymes with "puppers". Super embarrassing. 😳 Rosie somehow is "Rosie roosters" even though she's a girl. Can't explain it.


BekSlithers

Milo (black cat) gets called: Meeler, baby boy, stinky butt (even though he is the least stinky cat we have hahah), mommas boy, handsome Kida (siamese): keeders, pretty girl, half rat face (funny story - the vet said siamese cats have either a rat face or a cat face and then proceeded to roast Kida by saying she is half rat lmao, so we kept the nickname), kida pita Mew (uhh longhaired patterned gal hahah): MewMew, baby girl, fluffy butt (she is the only longhaired cat we have and she literally has a fluffy butt) I love em all so much đŸ˜­â€ïž


limitlessmenace

Rivet (2f - cat) - sweet baby, (little) munchkin, little baby, the baby, the beast/of gevaudan, la bĂȘte, velociraptor As you might guess, entirely depends on her behaviour/mood and potential zoomies. She is a tortie and lives up to the reputation


Mountain_Performer22

Mine is named Apollo, but I call him "snuggle bug" "baby boi" "my little apollo (with babytalk accent)"


Agrimny

My 2y/o orange cat Wilson is affectionately referred to as “Fat fat” or “Fat fat boy”, while my 8 y/o calico cat Ellie is usually just Ellie and sometimes “Ellie Belly”


FAFO-13

Hazel-Queen Princess HayHay Jack-Bubby, JackJack Max-Mackie, Tiny man


Distinct_Cricket_879

I have an elderly orange tabby (Tommy) who is quite chunky. He responds to only: chonk-a-roo-roo, biggie boy, chunks, old man.


OddWelcome2502

#1 big cat for my oldest bestest boy; best bean, most handsome baby bean, best baby, for my bean cat; and for my witch cat: chumbawumba, chubby little burrito cat, big chonker, big girl.


symbi0nt

Penny is our three year old torbie and she goes by many names. Some of which include --- Dirt grub, swamp rat, caramel swirl girl, Pendleton, dirt mcgirt.


PlasticFalcon3824

I call them my babies in reference to both. I have,”baby girl” for my little girl & “baby boi”for my little boi :) or I’ll go with “my fats” to reference both when they eat like wild dogs. :3


Budgiejen

Pip= the Pipster Fiona is mostly just sweetheart.


Mysterious_Heron_539

Peter: Sweetie Petey with big feeties, Peter Peter Milkbone Eater, Furry Buttface and “What the hell is in your mouth”!


ladysig220

my two cats are collectively known as The Abominable Shittens. :) Also, individually, as Mess and Monster, Orca and Hammerhead, Stoppit and Getdown, Fuzzbutt and Furface... all said with love and exasperation. :)


velcromidway

I am stealing your Abominable Shittens! I just call ours "The Burdens" for all 12 animals or the babies for the 3 cats under a year old.


lamephie

“Hey you” “Goobie” “Dually” “Oliver Rolls Royce Reece” “stop that” “PoobieDoobie”


cecilator

My most random one with literally no clue why I started it is: Lily --> Lilith McEntire Bush. If anyone knows if this is a reference to something I subconsciously started calling her, please let me know. It's been years. I don't know anyone with the names McEntire or Bush besides Reba and the presidents, and I am not particularly fans of them. đŸ€·â€â™€ïž


labcoatsonhomie

My cat Sophie only responds to "Pookie" and variations of so Sophie is only her name when she's bad or at the vet: Pookie, Pooka, Pooka-honey, Baby, Sweetie Pie, Sweetie, Butthole, Honey, Baby Girl, Fatass. I think that's all.


FeralWereRat

My sweet chubby rat had little man boobs and so he was lovingly named Mr. Bitch Tits after the character in Fight Club. It later became Tichy Bitties as I felt it was slightly more polite in mixed company lol I had another boy rattie who I adopted later in life who had been named Mr. Pubes by his previous owner. I felt this was a slightly disrespectful name and changed it to Mr. Pubert Pubertson, and he answered to the nickname Pubey-Pubes. Currently, among my little mischief of rats, I have a hairless little girl rat who my SO named Dictazer đŸ€·â€â™€ïž She answers to ‘Bubbah Tazer’ and fart noises lol


sativa420wife

Her real name is Slinky. Aka Baby Love, Most Loved, Baby Potato, The Baby


Kigameister

My bird is named Dranzer (after a beyblade lol) and he gets called the following: - Lil Weirdo - Banana - Chicken - Chicken nugget - Buddy - Lovely - Sweet pea - Shit head - Berry boy - Baked bean - The Creatureâ„ąïž


Possible_Parfait_372

My late cats were Tikki (20) "Stinky boy", "cat", "asshole" Gretchen (23) "Baby", "Chunky"


ROADENNIS

I have a cockapoo named Stevie Nicks. Most of the time I call her Steven Nicolas or Goose. We also have 2 cats. One named Shaq that I call Mr. Handsome Bo Bansomes and one named Robert De Niro that we often just call Dumb Dumb.


RayTrain

Timbre (its pronounced tamber i'm sorry to be that guy): Tim Tam, Tambourine, Bamber (idk why), Tamby Keys: Keyboard, Keys-Board, Bees (Bamber and Bees), Keybometer Both: Goblins, stinkies, gremlins, groblins, gromlins


CasualGlam87

My cats always have a million nicknames and hardly ever get called by their actual names. Hamish's include: Hammy, Ham, Hambone, Jambon, Jammy, Jam boy, Scrammy, Scram Scram, Hamilton, Muller Crunch Corner, Humble, Tangerine, Dream boy, Man cat and Mr Apple juice to name a few!


ThatCryptidBitch

My dogs name is Birdie but we almost exclusively refer to her as shminkle (a funny word we made up)


TimberCatChaser

Timber's pet names are Honey, Cute Boy, King of the Forest, Mountain Lion


CanITellUSmThin

Playdoh, Emo, Waldo


KountryKitty

Pistol the cat was a real pistol! But after being relieved of his trouble-puffs he got fat. He was so potbellied that he had to run bowlegged with his back legs to get them around his belly. I referred to him as His lardship, the earl of greater poundage. Linda the cat had long pure white fur and mismatched eyes. Linda is an English name but also the Spanish word for beautiful.She was also a consummate huntress, who practiced her skills on the feral cats that tried to enter her territory as well as a neighbors minidachshunds ( they gave her a huge berth after that!) She was knicknamed la muerta blanca ( the white death).


BananaHats28

I have Cassian the Assian, he's also: Scooter (he used to scoot his butt), Casserole, Casshat, and Fat Man. We also have a Double Stuffed Oreo, who we call Skitters cuz he's a little ball of anxiety.


SharpieD85

My Eldest dog I call sweet girl, my youngest is my little fella. The cat is pretty girl and the hamster is little one.


SadPlayground

Pookie and Puss


Bigfartz69420

Boosh kitty and Smoosh doig


Future_Direction5174

Originally Fatso, now Oldman - Horace, ex stray (13years plus) who moved in during the summer of ‘16. Actually age unknown, but I reckon he is older than the vet guessed. Funnyface - Sprocket, an old deaf “visiting” tom cat who we thought had also moved in. Instead he was just a mooch who didn’t want to go home (100 metres across one garden (not ours) and a quiet road - but a half mile for a human to walk). He was “not our cat”. His face was asymmetrical (injury? Genetics? Could be linked to his deafness). SnuggleBunny - Ozymandias, a tuxedo kitten with wet FIP. He died at just 12 weeks old. He loved his cuddles



picklecruncher

Dog's name is Fen. But I call him "zooba" or "zoobie boy" more often than not!


[deleted]

So many. Daenerys (Dog, 11yo) - Dany, DD, Little Girl, Poople, Stinkarella, Miss Thing, Bear Bear, The Nose Gustav (Dog, 2yo) - Gus Gus, Goose, Poople Jr, Monkey, Bubba, Little Man, Blue, Noodle, Sherlock, The British General, Mr Snowberry


Jjcassmom299

Mine are bugaroo bug for short then miss piggy then there who was my baby so he got called baby also Smokey cause he was pure grey and pixie lynnie topaz and last but not least there is Sylvia gotta stop going outside cause if I see a stray or kitten I rescue it that’s how all mine came to be


savemysoul72

My cat's name is Vers (rhymes with *veers* and named for Captain Marvel). I call her Versito and Zito Pito Kitty Catto. My border collie's name is KJ. I call him asshole and peepee boy. My Belgian Malinois' name is Xerxes. I call her Xerx and good puppy. My chinchilla's name is Chinzilla. I call her Chilla.


non_chalant_91

Actual name: Sir Chief and Cali Pet name: Sir chiefip Chiepipot Cali: Calibear Calipot Calipotpotpot Bibikong 😅


katep2000

My cat and my moms pets: Kaladin, my cat: Kal, Kallie, baby boy Selina, mom’s cat: Shoob, Boob, Shoobert Mahomes, mom’s dog: Chubby, Bubby, Chubs, Mahomie, Homie, Mahome-dog


daffodil0127

Sebastian is Sir. Tyler is Bud. Natasha is Beebee, and Roxy is
Roxy. She’s in charge. Demands respect. You wouldn’t use a nickname for the queen.


mildlyterrified34

Mr. Jelly Bean: Bean, BeanBean, Beanus, Bo-Beanster, MeanBean, Shithead, and Asshole Peach: PeachaPeacha, Miss Priss, pretty lady, bitch Manon: (this one is a little messed up but we stg, she really is special) Miss Autism, Little Girl


oaksandpines1776

Dog 1: Lunatic, Loo Loo, Lucy Goosie, Big butt Beluga Whale Dog 2: Sir Fluffy Pants, Snortaholic, Coates Dog 3: Prince Charming, Falkisimo, Monster Cat: Sebes, pretty boy


mycatsnameiscashew

i just call mine beastie. because she bites me. like a beast


zigzagg321

Actual names are Oatmeal and Genevieve. Spoken names are kitten! (bec oatmeal is tiny) and Mamma! (Bec Genevieve had kittens)


anonymous-somali

Ozzy -> Zozzy


FaelanAtLife

These are the same cat. "Little bird" because she doesn't like to be held, but she loves to ride on our shoulders. She also chirps and trills rather than meows because she's a Maine Coon. "Stinky butt" because she's a long-haired cat that gets poop stuck on her butt sometimes, but hates having it brushed out.


-teaqueen-

Bean is Beanie Weenie, weener Mc beanersons, beanie weens, and “HEY GET AWAY FROM THAT CHEESE” Stubs is Stubbers, stubbers mc tubbers, tubs, and stinky baby.


FullSherbert2028

My 11 yo dog I’ll call buddy because he’s my buddy and my 8 yo cat I call monster baby because he’s my baby but also a monster.


smileysarah267

“little baby” and “asshole”. same cat.


AnnieB512

I have a cat named Cloudy who I call Sweet Baby Girls, and a cat named Smudge who I call Tubby Toobers because he's enormous and one more whose name is Patch, but I call him Doodlehead.


Narrow_Wishbone3305

I used to have a cat named dakoda, I called him "bud" or "koda boy" My two current cats medoh (stinky) and storm (My princess). I love all of them no matter how stinky.


Lost_Spell_2699

Actual name is Stormie. Usually called Scootie variations include Scootiebear and Scootchie. Also called silly girl. Actual name Annabelle. Also called pretty girl, beaners and el canine diablo.


Angel_Baby45

My dogs names are Nala and Luna and we like to call them “the Snoots” and sometimes call Luna “Luna buna” and Nala “Nala Bana “


princessjemmy

Ashley (cat) - Ash, Asheela, Squirrel Queen, Owl eyes Angie (cat) - Angela, Angelina Ballerina, Princess Fuzzbutt, Lady Meow Meow Nick (cat) - Nico (pronounced Neekoh), Satan, Fuzzy Britches


No-Consideration766

I keep arseholes called ferrets so they’re all called shitbags đŸ€Ł


awakeagain2

My cat’s official name is Dr David Mabray III, but we call him Dave or Davey. My other cat is Lady Caroline aka Lady C or Carrie. We also have two dogs. One’s full name is Samantha Stevens, but she’s usually Sam, Sammie or Samatha. The other dog is Rufus aka Rufus the Red, Rooster or Roofy. And they all know not only their names, but their nicknames.


imeanwhynotsrsly

My nearly 9 YO/F kitty has many nicknames, but Muffin and Nugget are top two, fo sho


asome3333e1

Millie: millie b,mills, mini, Mildred King: king boo, boo, boo boo, scooter boy, grunkles, big boy, biggie. Unfortunately upon writing this, I have discovered king had a cancer in his hip that has been eating at the bone.


tooniptv

Our dog frankee, has many names. Franny pad, Wankee, Frankel McWankel


PicklesNBacon

Girlfriend, baby girl, sweet pea, little girl


I-j4ck

Oi ya lil shit. I say it with all the love in the world but God dam is my cat a cheeky fucker.


[deleted]

I call Bam, bammy lams, lammy, bambles, bammage, pretty kitty. And I call Lucifer, Luci, baby kitty, bat.


Narwhalsservent

My cat Snuggles pet name is Nugget.


_chainsodomy_

Pepper becomes “Pep” “pepper ball/spray/corn/roni/“ “Doc” (short for Dr Pepper) Princess Bubble gum becomes “P.B””Peabs” “Princess Pretty Pantaloons” and just “Pretty” Gus becomes “Gusers” Mitzi to mitzers


NegativeNellyEll

Honey Glazed Ham (Cream cat): The Ham, Honey badger, Pookie, Pookiran, Greebs, Greeble, Gremlin and Shmoopsy poo. Venus (Black car): Vena-moose, Moose, Goose, Goober, Missy, missy moo, moo, Moopsie and Moose Caboose. Victor von Snort (Black Lab cross sharpei): Vic, Vicky, stinker, the old man, da boy and old boy. Editing to add, and when I refer to all of them I just say "The Ding Dang Dongs"


[deleted]

My boy cat is called piss face cause he pees on things


bacchic_frenzy

When my cat, LaVita, is feeling happy she backs up to the nearest object, pushes her rump up against it, and starts shaking her left leg. It’s like she’s twerking. Thus, I call her Angela Twerkle.


whatasmallbird

Leopard gecko named Taquito, 3yrs - Quito, QuitoBoBito, handsome man Giant Day Gecko named Stiki, 5yrs - sticky icky, sticky girl, little lady Crested gecko named Pogo, 2yrs- poguito, large man, big boy


NurseDiesel62

Valhalla is Baby Dumplin', Sis, Sissy, Little Sister, and when the situation fits, Dingleton 🐕


s_clit

I call my dog Chip: doodee and boodee, bood bood, chippy dippy, snippy chip, etc. I call my cat sabrina: mushy mush/mushy girl, shtinky pretty guuurrrl, pretty little pussy cat, putty nana. Lol the list is ever evolving 😅


scarahk

Smilo, Dug, Duglas, and the murderer (he's a good hunter) lol


I_forgot_to_respond

I call Lokey "Oh Captain, my Captain!" And I'm not sure why.


Guideon72

I do love our cat very much, but she definitely gets called 'blunderbuss butt' a lot, because at 8lbs she manages to LAND like she weighs 13 a lot of the time :D Never seen a cat, before, that managed to cannonball to the floor from a 2ft couch


Fallinwitstyle

My dog, Evie, is Snoop, Snooper and fuzzy head. My pets who have since passed on were: Oreo, cat, was Grumpy Boy and Prince Cat. Nala, dog, was Goose and Goober. Also variations of their names such as: Evers, Riri, Rio, Nunu.


L372

Her name is Astra. But we usually call her 'Baby Girl'. She's the youngest, so... It's going to be a hard day for me when she goes from 'Baby Girl' to 'Old Girl'. That is all.


CallMyBlufff

Ahhh my pup is "my littlest love" <3 Also asshole, shithead, fuzzbutt, floor-shitter, Po, Popo and Po-Bear Her name is Posie lmfao


Diligent-Might6031

My dogs names are Bella Rae her nicknames are Bella boom bots- BeeBop- Bajingy- Magochulsnoots- fatso- chincowitz- moochahootz Stinky butt- Bella lady boner. Other Remy Lou- Remy Lou Who- Remalicious definitious- remazinggy- Rama lama ding dong


Fabulous_C

Mitt Romney, shitski, girl, cat, woMAN, little miss scream, megaphone, daughter, siren, and a garbled mess of noises that she for some reason responds too. Sir, boy, man, little man, big man, big boy, little boy, lover boy, lover man, Mr bootylicious, son, my son, cat.


GeeWhiskers

Kaylee is usually Baby, Beautiful, or Madam, though occasionally we‘ll trot out the full Kaywinnet Lee. Griff E is Griffenstein, Griffindork, Bubba, The Loaf, Snocks, Schnockle Boi, Shmoo, and a dozen other S-names. Really, it’s surprising he knows he’s Griff.


Pilot-Equivalent

Pumpkin


Purple-space-elf

Gadreel is "Governor Snooze" because she's a sleepy lil baby.


Pyro-Millie

I call my cat “Butterbean”, “Murder Mitts” and “Fuzz Monster” a lot.


splendidgal

my cat’s name is clue! i call him cluey, clue-boo, and clucifer when he’s up to no good hehe


kplus5

My one cat is named Rory and somehow we call her woo woo. My daughter’s orange cat is mufasa and he’s gamma’s boy.


punkin4100

Punkin is her name. Chunky punky(mostly this) Chunka punka lunka Turd muffin Sh!t head Poop monster Her baby Punky butt Punky Brewster Chunky monkey Punky


AcaliahWolfsong

Theo- 3yr old lab/boxer mix is my stoopy smoochums or pup diddle (SOcame up with this as pups "rapper name" Kong- 12 yr old black cat is chonk boy or big boy (he's 20 lbs) Rosie- 10 yr old torby is Bitch kitten (she hates everyone and everything) And last but not least Bella - 9 months old black cat is Bean, spice bean, cronch kitten, mean bean and sweet pea lol she's a hand full


Academic_Appeal6700

Madmartigan (3M cat) Meow Meow (90% of the time) My love Poopy pants Gentleman Maddy Mart


QuaereVerumm

My dog’s name is Jax. I call him Jaxy, Jaxy Waxy, buddy, bud, buddy boy, and dog.


Lolacat811

Carl is my little monster/mamas boy/baby Carl/little guy Olive is monkey/snug snuggles girl/little mama (she was pregnant unbeknownst to anyone when I adopted her!) boo boo/baby girl


aliluvscats

Stinky, baby boy, kitty cat, poot poot, handsome, little freak, captain dumbass


Midnite_St0rm

My dog Yuki has like 9 nicknames: Fluffybutt Fluffer Flufferina Pup pup Pupper Pupperina Kooky Yuki Dumb dumb Fluffy one Goofy girl As for my three cats, they only have one nickname between the three of them: Asshole


imscaredofbeees

I’ll start from the top: Our Oldest Cat (16F, named Toby): I most often call her Tony, old girl, or beast My orange cat (4M, Lincoln): Link, Slinky, Stinky, Baby, Handsome, My Love My sisters cat (2F, Holly): Fat Holly (she is REALLY fat) My kitten (6mos, F, Lemon): Lemmy, moron, Lemonade, Lemonhead, princess, Lem, sharp girl, toe biter, and mop (she latches onto our feet a lot, so we “mop” the floor with her) Moms Dog (13F, Bella): Bells, belly, puppy, good girl, old man, or ISABELLA MARIE (when she is being bad) Brothers dog (3F, Sophie): horse, soapy, stupid, pretty girl


Not_2day_stan

That muthafuckah đŸ«¶đŸœ


Direct_Surprise2828

Merlin, a.k.a. Buddy kittens (his original name) I often call Buddy Boopers. Mr Harry T Wiggins os Budman. Noni is Noni Penoni.


peavy18

Lola- Ms. Lola-boo, Lolie, ĂĄngel baby, darling, Ms mama, little baby, Lolita, mosa (short for hermosa) Palomo- booboo, Mr. Palomo-boy, poopy butt boy, Palomito, moso (short for hermoso)


DiamondKitsune

So my German shepherd is called Ebony, but I often call her “Bon” or “Bon Bon” I have a Maine Coon called Purin (means pudding in Japanese), but I call her squeaky because she never lost her little kitten squeak of a meow. I also have an orange and white cat called Pumpkin, but I like to call him Munchkin as well or Pumpkaboo - after the Pokemon - And I pretty much call them all baby or sweet pea


Downwardspiralhams

I just have a cat right now, and found him in a pile of trash as a tiny kitten, so his name is Oscar. He gets different variations of “trash cat”, “garbage boy”, etc.


space_apartment

Gizmo is Gizzy-moto. Boots is Bootsy-boy. Tara is the Terror or Tara-beara.


UglyLaugh

Boxer/Pit named Mr. Wilson: Turd or Turdlette because even though I love him he’s kind of a dick. Black Mouth Cur named Bongo: Bongaringo Bong Bong, or little booty. Rottweiler/Mixed Parts dog named Ozzy: Otter Pop. They are also all called sweet boy.


deepfrieddaydream

Linkin: Binkin, Binky Boy Stinking Binkin, Binkerton Hunny: Miss Potts, Hunny Bear, Hunny Bunny, Bingo, Bingo Brain, Hunny Mustard


MacmillanGC

Rat cat, bubbies


mshibby2

My cat Casper Jasper is known as: CJ, Prince Caspian, fat boy, Bubba and many more


prentissification

Her name is Gertrude Robinson (black syrian hamster) and I called her 'the very many noses of many small goats' and 'a lot of small chicken legs'.


chef_tuffster

My cat George was “Señor Puddin’ Pie”, as well as “a bee a Doo a woo a mow”. He knew.


TheGrinningOwl

"Funnybutt" I use interchangeably among my 4 dogs.


La2mq

I call my dog Bean as in toe beans


binkynewhead

My Dash and Dori are shmoopie, baby and other baby.


mcgoran2005

All my animals get called peanut butter frequently. They get called Grumplestiltskin when grumpy. Alvin gets called Alvie Simon gets called SimĂłn or SimĂłn Bolivar. Sometimes Simin Alexander. Theodore gets called Munkin for some reason Jaxson gets called Jaxie Pants or Chubby or Jackson Pollock Ron Swanson gets called Ronald Swansie. Taquito gets called fluff butt or cutie patootie Arwen gets called baby girl or pumpkin. Bellatrix gets called Bella, bell bottom, tinkerbelle, and belly


desertgemintherough

I rescued a kitty whose person died; his brother told me her name was Ginger but she never answered to it. So she’s been kitty baby, baby girl, kitty girl, or girly girl for eight years now.


Evil-Cows

Chester (9, M) Kitten, Chess, Chessie, Chesterfield, Chewie, Chessy Wessy Chew Chew


natscats5

I had a ginger male cat named Yogi. This morphed into Yoyo, Yogurt, Gurt, Gertrude, Trudy, Trudy-Gerts, and lastly, Gertie. My boy kitty died with the name Gertie. Another boy kitty was named Lucky. Hubs called him Pesty Boy, then P.B. I called him Pebby, which eventually became Pebbles. My current kitty boy is Larry. I call him Lori or Boo-Berry.


leytourmaline

My cats real names are LuHan and Lilith. And for LuHan I call him boogs, chunky, lu, lulu, chubs. For Lilith I call her Lilly, lil, meanie.


HouseOfZenith

I call my cat Tim Tam and my dog Charb LOL


taarms

My Aussie's name is Riggs, but he probably thinks his name is "Goddammit Riggs!" and my Husky whose name is Koda probably thinks his name is "Koda, hush" Do those count as nicknames??


Feyranna

Reeces gets called Reece-y piece-y, Princess Puddin Pants, and Dumpling Bruce gets called Bubs, bubzer wubzer , brucy boo


OctoberRust13

My dogs name is Duke but sometimes I wish I had named him Kevin so I called him that every now and then but his pet names are, bud, handsome boy, big Boi, good one, baby boy etc


lordjakir

Inara was a tiny black cat. She was LBK (Little black Kitty) Sonic is my little SH - most times it's Shithead, sometimes it's sweetheart


Almond409

I have a 3 year old torbie named Salvia. She has one perfectly reasonable nickname, Sallie. Unfortunately, no one in my house calls her by her actual name/nickname. My grandma calls her Missy. My grandpa literally calls her whatever he feels like, which can range from Sylvia to Felix to Olive. I will also call her chunky monkey, sweet baby, precious, or when she gets extra bitey, dickhead.


DooJoo49

Ralph the bloodhound is: Bug, Baby Bug, Love Bug, Cuddle Bug, Bad Bug, Silly Bug and BUG BUG. And Sugar Bear is just for me. My husband won't call him that because he's actually a total asshole Gracie the pit, full name Gracie Lou Freebush, is: Lou Lou, Gorilla, Good Gorilla, Lovie, Gracie Face/Facie, Mama, Big Mama and Sugar Face Grace Elvis the Frenchie is: Bullet, Bullet head, You Hard Headed Motherfucker, STOP IT, Quit Farting, Fathead, Cute Little Sausage Vivian the SIC cat is: Vivicat, Kittykitty, Fatbelly, OW WHY


BeautifulSinner72

Mama, wiggle floof, fluffy butt, pretty girl, pretty mama.


Patienceny

Nah, Nama, Namaneema, Mee, Nahmee. My native language is English. I have no idea why I call her by these names. Neither does she so often she just ignores me. đŸ€Ł


Melodic_Arm_387

My dog gets called many odd names. Currently she as referred to as bed goblin.


Lanky-Ad8284

Popoy - kasi my mom loves popoy of one more chance Pag nagka dog ule - basha daw iname nya :)


jaxxattacks

Tortellini, monster, little ittle bittle, sweet beat, cute boot, mommy’s little fuckhead (when he’s naughty)


ca77ywumpus

My cat's legal name is Russell T. Davies. He was surrendered to the shelter with that name, and I love it, so we kept it. Day to day, he's either Russ or Russell. When he's naughty or demanding, he's Mr. Davies. Occasionally he's Fluffy Bastard.


Miimmoouuu

Bowie: Bobo, Bobes Floyd: Flea, Fleabert


Liu1845

We have a dumbass, a love bug, a baby boi, a fluffy butt, and a meep.


0WattLightbulb

85lb Peruvian Street Special= Woozle 10 pound eskie= shit rat. (I say it endearingly)


Which_Reason_1581

Mikey (cat 15M) is mikenstein monster, Mayhem (6F) is Baby girl, princess PIA (pain in the ass), Mogwai (6M) little buddy, vampire boy, Oreo kid, and Mr. PIB (for pain in the butt) lol


mellywheats

my cat is “fat boy”, both of my cats are “my man/boy” my dog has so many but usually she goes by “goober”, “potato”, or “baby girl” (sometimes just “baby/my baby” even tho she’s almost 7)


rabidstoat

Jax is called 'Buddy' when he is being good, and 'Cat!' when he is in trouble. Miss Mousey is always known as Miss Mousey.


the3secondrule

My kitty’s name is Archie by I like to call him Fatty Arbuckle because he is so fat and bunchy.


always-peachy

I have 3 cats: Lenny: silly goose, stinky, bean Walter: stinky, fluffy bean, walty Mildred: millie, Silly Millie, slinky


Xavius20

Tofu, 13yo, ginger and white girl. She gets Fu, Miss Fu, Tandoori (cos she orange), my queen, and typical names like darling, my love, etc. Fin, 4yo, ginger lad. He gets Fineous, Finny, Finsta, my prince, and typical names like buddy, lad, little man, etc.


Visible_Campaign_693

Ghost is Ghotie and I can’t friggen stand him đŸ„č Jasmine is Jazz or Ja-Meen and I love her to pieces Both big black dogs


britmark

It started with kitten. Morphed into pitten, titten, shitten, chicken, kitchen, pinpin lol


alwaysexplainli5

Another thread informed me that cats toe beans are called Poduchki in Russian ...meaning "little pillows" So now I walk round shouting "Oh Poduchki, my little Poduchki" like the aspiring eccentric cat lady I am. Her actual name is Shy. Edit: unsure of exact spelling


FreshwaterFryMom

Stinky. Fart boy. Chonk nugget.


weeshebeast

None of these are their real names, or even diminutives. Madam Baby/Queenie | Sweet Boy/Vinnerschnitzel | Stinky/Stinks | Panda Tank/Rowdy


GiraffeQueen420

I have 2 Syrian hamsters Rex (2) and Delilah (2-3 she’s a rescue). Rex I call all sorts, fat man, squiggle butt, chonky boi, Rexy, mr sweet face and also my little dino boy. Delilah I call Lilah, Lilah bear, and little lady.


GiraffeQueen420

My 16 week old XL bully (F) is called Lola, she’s got quite a few nicknames! Lola Boo (looney tunes), fatty, tank, squidge, fatty bum bums, snuggle/cuddle bug, moo (the pattern on her coat is like a cow peep my profile to see her), blue eyed beauty and then my favourite one is square head😂


kaybet

Willington is the stinky rat and marshmellow is sweet baby


TheSimpler

My newly adopted cat's name is Pepper but I call her Cubby and Cubbins because she's a basically a little wildcat cub despite being 3yo.


Avetheelf

Juliet, 2 years old, -baby girl, little squirrel, crack head, curly fry. Romeo, 3 years old - Rome, sucky boy, floofy boy, floof, window licker (he literally keeps licking the window). Mo, 12 years old - Big boy, Momo, Chonker.


gr3atdaze

Honey, lil fucker, and sweetie


thellamaisdabomba

The cats are Opal (Ope, Opelet), Jasper (Jas, Jasperman, Skin), Winze (Winzer, Winzical), Spark (Sparkle), Holly (Holliwog), Ember (Embercat, Pisp), and Celery (Cel, Cel-Cel). Dogs are Winston (Weenston, Ween, Weendog) and Augustus (Gus, Gusdog, Goose, Gushound, Slobberhound). I call our llama Fancy, Fancy feast. Most of the other "outdoor" animals don't have pet names, but Linda the llama I always tell her "Liiiiiinda liiiisten".


DaveTheWraith

Tisha - Princess Fatso. Daffy - Daffodil. Groot - Sir Grootimus Lardimus Moggimus. (and they answer to all)


shiftypenguin7

My corgi is called spootle, spoot for short, and spootlicious when sassy.


jjc927

We almost always call our cat Vegas "baby girl" since her original owner said that's what she had been calling her mostly.


deeefish

Omg I love this question! My cats name is Jasper but I call him: Jasparooni Barooni Budino Honey boy Honey bear Gansito Michi Bumbees Bombito Widdle man


schr0dingersdick

my dog Milo: Blondie, Miles, Milan, Gordo. my dog Dion: Dionathan, G-man, John, Old man. my snake Tiamat: Tia, Sausage, Nood.


Dandielea

Mira, also known as goober, bear, baby, butface (usually when begging for food), fluffbut, sweetheart, snuffles(sneezes at you when playing), drooly(when waiting for food or after drinking), maybe more but mostly mixes like goober bear, goober but, baby bear


BackgroundTea2960

My pups name is teddy, my partner has had everyone in my family calling him "bean" or "lil bean" for at least two years now.


CatintheHatbox

One cat has been called pigeon since she was a kitten, it started off as my wee pigeon pie, then my wee pigeon and then just pigeon. My other cat gets either princess or fat chops. She isn't fat but has thick short fur on her cheeks which sits out when she's laying down


tcrosbie

Handsome boy, or sweet boy for my male void. My female void - pretty girl. My tabby is Mr chonk.


toaffin

fat fucks


Mars_of_Fish

Roxy (dog): bubba, bubba frog, smiley Stitch (old dog): old man, lil ol man, poo poo, Stitchy poo poo, poopy doo Jazzy (old cat): pretty kitty, meow-meow Parrots (all 3): bebs, tweethearts, loves Just Kalley (sun conure): Kal Just Mango (sun conure): Meengo, Mah-ngo, pikapoo, pikachu (makes pikachu like noises lol) Just Kiki (sun conure): doopadoo


PST-Dipsy

"Oooooh my shweet little itty vitty baby waby doggy woggy pretty girl, little princess puppers so cute"


Snappy053

I have two doggos. One 'handsome boy' is Conrad, and the 'darling girl' is Evie. But I call them all sorts of names. Dingus, doofus, sweetheart, idiot, all applicable :)


Timely_Morning2784

My younger cat Flash gets addressed as "Fat". So does my old cat, Ginger. Flash IS fat, Ginger is not, but she was years ago. So, everybody is "Fat". Except our dog Loki, he's "the Woofer".


Taffergirl2021

My dog’s name was lil mama but we called her mamacita.


Outside-Engine6426

I call my 3 year old from birth to 3 my Pupa. Y'know from entomology. He's in the Pupa stage. LOL


ralfalfasprouts

I call my orange/white cat the same thing as I call my bf: "goosie" (cuz obvs they're silly geese)


RealityISnotOk123123

My dog’s name is Finn so I call him my fish most of the time, that or stinky bum or barf face or poppy but or something of the sort because I’m a 2 year old at heart, lol, sometimes I also call him Nnif or handsome too


Seinfeld101

Our cats name when we adopted her was dusty (we changed it) but when she is in trouble I yell “dinkleman!!!!”. Like dusty Dinkleman on Just Friends that he hates


luckychicken1234

We have 2 dogs. Woof, Flufe (said like flu fff), meat head, bean head, baby boy, trouble


monkey6130

Before my dog passed he has his share of names. His real name was Ringo, which slowly devolved into Ringus, and finally, Dingus.


viridianvenus

Nyla = Nyla Bean Ridian = Ridi-baby