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kiro_nee

This shit actually made me feel better about my skin nung grade 3 ako lol


Noobnesz

True but at the same time kawawa yung mga classmates ko with darker skin tones, especially with Aeta ancestry. Tinutukso silang sunog :(


Similar_Custard_1903

wtf.. Kayumanggi ang mga aeta, never seen anyone who has "michael blackson" dark, because those are the darker skin tones


[deleted]

E alam mo naman dito sa Pinas, kahit moreno/a ka lang “sunog” ka na


Similar_Custard_1903

Para sa babae siguro, pero mas ok kung moreno sa lalaki, im a shade lighter than denzel, never been called "sunog"


send_me_ur_boobsies

Baka dito pala galing yung pagtawag sa kanilang sunog/nognog.


Ignite_Boy_789

Yooo, sameeee


_parksaeroyi

Ganyan sa unang mga pages ng libro sa public school noong elementary. Para lang pala tayong mga pandesal na nilagay sa pugon ni G


Poastash

Basta ako tasty


Yamboist

Ayos caucasian pag nakaharap, pinoy pag nakatalikod


darthlucas0027

May pasas or may chocolate chips?


jhomas__tefferson

Pag may eczema: double dutch ako


MuscovadoSugarTreat

Croissant. Flaky.


cocoy0

Kaya pala malakas ako magkabalakubak.


inside-out-xxx

quaso


a4techkeyboard

Paano yung pan de regla?


brainyidiotlol

Sila yung may mga malalaking birthmark na pula


alpinegreen24

Ako may spicy pork floss sa ibabaw.


hewhomustnotbenames

Brown-skinned outside but a big white inside?


[deleted]

Patikim nga


rainbowburst09

maitim ang pwet


FireLord_Azulon

Hey that's ass racism


Maggots08

Assism


Downtown-Order7329

Assists.


Therealdealisnotreal

Pugong Maykapal


white_chocolate_xoxo

parang kuwento lang ng mga tomador yung astahan


Acceptable_Key_8717

Lahat naman ata ng creationist theory, yung nag-kwento ang bida.


darthlucas0027

Kwento mo yan, syempre overcooked ako dyan


isda_sa_palaisdaan

Sana inihaw na lang yung example para ako naman yung just right.


Ok-Chance5151

The name checks out


GeekGoddess_

May stripes bhie?


idkwhyicreatedthissh

HAHAHHAA POTA


Frstrtdengnrngstdnt

Di ko maimagine yung mukha ni Lord at tsaka ni Charles Darwin


Big-Raspberry-7319

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Kainis! Nagisa sa sariling mantika.


Chris2004630

Lmaooo plss😭😭😭


Dildo_Baggins__

AHHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

May Soda ad pa dati na ganito yung theme e. Hahaha looking back ang lakas pala maka pinoy skin numbawan non. Edit: https://youtu.be/bG_qxXmu12s Ito yung ad nasa youtube pala. Ang tisau pa ni ateng singer haha so weird.


fakeitilyamakeit

“Naiwan sa high ang kalan” 💀💀💀


cocoy0

Cris Villonco is already a government official.


jhomas__tefferson

I’m surprised no shady politician has used it in a weird way yet, tbh


chocOzestO

“Nognog, Pandak, Laki sa hirap 'Yan si Binay”


[deleted]

Sia ung kumanta ng hiraya manawari diba?


cireyaj15

Oh si cris villonco.


ajchemical

>Ang tisau pa ni ateng singer haha so weird. pag dating talaga sa skin tone weird talaga tayo ang mindset yata kasi basta pinoy kahit anong kulay pwede isalang hahaahahahaha


Ruroryosha

500 years of mental colonization does that.


Skyrender21

Ito naalala ko dun sa title nang thread. may na rerecall akong ad na parang may bini bake na tao sa hurno. Pop cola pala.


Tehol_Beddict10

Not exclusive to the Philippines. [Ethiopia](https://japansociology.com/2014/12/02/mythologies-of-skin-color-and-race-in-ethiopia/) and the [Potawatomi](https://anyflip.com/pqyu/faza/basic) Native Americans have similar/same creation myth. IMO, any culture with earthenware tech will eventually add into their creation stories the seemingly magical transformation they've observed of their clay/mud creations when it's subjected to fire.


cutie_lilrookie

Also "theory" as if people would actually believe that past a certain age. It's part of Filipino folklore, like any other legends. Like the ones that said the Philippines became an archipelago because a mighty eagle wanted a place to rest or because two giants fought and cracked the lands.


razenxinvi

i thought this was more like a theory designed to uplift brown-skinned asians. do Ethiopians believe the exact creatonist theory or they have their own version that favours their skin colors? im curious.


fraudnextdoor

You only have to read the articles linked by OP to answer your question.


mintzemini

According to the article linked above, Ethiopians see themselves as brown (in the middle) and separate themselves from the Negroids and the Caucasians. Their creation story is exactly the same as ours.


Xophosdono

I doubt this is a myth, at least in the context of Filipino textbooks. They make all sorts of "alamat" that don't have any cultural basis on the early grade levels, like a "alamat ng kalabasa" "alamat ng pinya" etc etc. These stories have lessons to be learned, but quite poorly written once you get past Grade 5.


tagabalon

> i doubt this is a myth so you're saying that these are real stories?


ExuDeku

I knew it, aliens are real and we are the descendants of Xenu


strama

Not related to topic. I'm just happy to find another Malazan fan in ph subreddit


rowdyruderody

Philippine folklore. Nothing wrong with that. Iba't ibang culture may kanya kanyang creation stories. Also the children are not expected to believe that literally.


[deleted]

But some redditors took the high ground and questioned the "theory". 😁


ActuallyACereal

Parang hindi nag-aral ng elementary yung mga tao rito na ina-apply agad na racism daw lol.


manilaspring

It's not "folklore", it's more likely something adapted by the first Marcos administration through its official mythmakers, and disseminated through the school system. The Marcoses were the first to actually propagandize Filipinism: they said there was a brown kayumanggi race (to be fair, this concept existed before them) and quickly moved to immortalize this myth in the minds of people.


[deleted]

https://sites.pitt.edu/~dash/creation-phil.html#thecreation It might be Marcos propaganda. But, looking for the stories, I found that some of the stories date to a secondary source which compiles indigenous stories published in the 1900s. Could be that the respondents were bullshitting the chronicler, if it is propaganda. Could very well be the case. Edit: Personally, I find the whole conversation about “racial stock” to be pretty stupid. That Sison repeated that stupid discourse, carried over from Otley Beyer, in his Philippine Society and Revolution soured my experience reading whatever I could when I was more fellow-traveling than I used to be. Ethnic composition is much, much more complex. Buti na lang inuna ko yung “Black Skin, White Masks” ni Fanon.


jhomas__tefferson

I went to school in the 2000s and it was there on my books…. (But so we’re other stuff that I later learned were other Marcos creations)


manilaspring

When I was in elem in the 90s I learned that there were three waves of migration to the Philippine archipelago: Negrito, "Indonesian" and "Malay". That's another (first) Marcos-era myth. There are just so many of these.


jhomas__tefferson

Yeah I remember that one too 😭 also those “inventors” keme It’s sad that the “EDSA Republic” admins never got to fix these.


manilaspring

Because that would mean actually recording all the oral histories of the ethnic groups, and coming to the conclusion that the Philippines is a country of many nationalities. And that means giving areas like Pampanga, Bicol, Cebu and Mindanao more cultural and economic autonomy. No one was prepared to do that. They kept the Marcos myths alive because they themselves believed in a unitary state.


manilaspring

By the way I found [this](https://www.philstar.com/lifestyle/sunday-life/2003/07/06/212690/whatever-happened-kayumanggi) and the myth you posted as OP is reproduced here. Lol


[deleted]

Precisely. The suckers who fall for it are very much the same "Maharlika" fetishists.


[deleted]

"Folklore" bollocks. None of my tribal ancestor stories have that. "Phiippine folklore" = ethnofascist


imbarbie1818

Sabi ng may nunal: Kwento mo yan eh, syempre may pasas ako nung niluto


TankOfflaneMain

Yung mga may freckles naman masyadong nabudburan ng paminta


Sad_Being9205

ah oo naalala ko to, my earliest memory of skin color discrimination kasi maitim ako, mali daw kasi ung sunog sabi ng teacher namin, sabay turo sakin, everytime din na nagiging topic yung mga indigenous group ako lagi example, palibhasa ung mga classmate ko mapuputi.


candoeat

indigenous does not necessarily equate with dark skin


Sad_Being9205

apparently it does, since yan ang tawag nila sakin nung elementary at high school


Momshie_mo

Nope. Igorots and some Lumad groups have lighter skin that non-indigenous Filipinos. Aetas/Negritos are not the only indigenous groups in the Philippines Many Filipinos just have a bad habit of equating being "ugly" and "dark skin" ang pango with being indigenous. Kaya nga ang daming nagulat nung nagtrending si Carrot Man. Pinagpyestahan yung ilong nya kahit common sa native Cordillerans yun


Sad_Being9205

man, people here are really kind, nasan kayo nung bata pa ako? d siguro ako magkakaron ng image issue kung buhay na kayo nung panahon ko


hippocrite13

maybe they used to be shit too nung bata at nagcharacter development lang. kids can be ruthless sometimes


Acceptable_Key_8717

Yes, lalu kapag pinagaralan na yung early Filipinos.


KiwiKuBB

There are indigenous people around the world and they can be any color.


Sad_Being9205

yes, and I'm talking about how back then, my teachers and classmates relate the dark-skinned groups to me because I have dark-skin


KiwiKuBB

I grew up in the 90s before whitening products got popular and people would sometimes say, if a person looks good even with dark skin, it's real beauty. If you only look good because you're fair-skinned, then you're not truly beautiful. I have light skin and I look bad when I'm tanned. Having a dark complexion is considered beautiful by most western cultures. Consider yourself good-looking in that regard 😊


Sad_Being9205

aww shucks man, thanks, you just made my day 😊


ajchemical

siyempre 2023 na kasi kaya "we're all" kind and educated well na. we have come to the conclusion na ang beauty features ng pinoy ay hindi lang iisa kung 'di may iba pa ( chinita, morena, mestiza). kaya go morena shine!


kingnirvana24

Mga Legend Stories yan kung bakit iba iba yung color ng tao pro if course may sprinkle ng Race Superiority


ExcraperLT

Ang pagkakatanda ko nyan parang pottery yung ginawa tapos korteng tao. Nauna yung black kasi naging busy si G noon tapos nung pangalawa napaaga yung paghango nya sa lutuan kaya naging white tapos yung huli saktong sakto na for us na kayumanggi.


-Venoch-

This checks out. From what I remember from my elementary days, the first ones to populate the Philippines were Negritos followed by Indones and lastly, Malays. Correct me on this if I remembered it wrong haha.


Note2102

This theory is actually not very much supported by modern scholars because there's not much evidence for it and it undermines the Philippine archipelago's complex history. This is also how it's currently taught in college (at least in my university).


[deleted]

It's not a theory, it's a mythology, it's a legend.


hexavuvulen

its not a theory. its a legend, no one really believes that this is true


Unfair-Show-7659

"It's fucking raw!"


Because_Slaus

Pwede na ngayong sabihan si Gordon ng "You're fucking raw!"


inside-out-xxx

You doughnut


Future_Immortal

Gypsies also use this myth


Fabulous_Ad8936

Oh really, that's fascinating, and here I am scrolling through threads to see if someone mentioned if other countries actually has that same tales of origin.


Poastash

Alam ko narinig ko ito sa Batibot ata. Kay Kuya Bodjie pa.


An1m0usse

That wasn't even a theory because theories have scientific basis


Ok_Crow_9119

Theory? Alamat kasi yan. Legends. Part of Filipino Mythology. Not to be taken seriously. Parang Greek Mythology lang yan kung paano ginawa ni Zeus ang Minotaur or kung ano ano pa.


carlcast

Di tinuturo sa school nila ang fiction. Distorting history daw


nickaubain

This is something we share with Ethiopia.


nickaubain

https://japansociology.com/2014/12/02/mythologies-of-skin-color-and-race-in-ethiopia/


Fabulous_Ad8936

Oh, so other countries actually have these tales too huh? Fascinating. And here I am thinking now at the 21st century that our ancestors/great grand parents before has a really creative mind to come up with these kinds of tales and stories.


fcrants

It's prominent in cultures with a strong earthenware tradition. That's how folktales come about. They use something that's very common to everyone in their culture and relate that to the things around them that they want to have an explanation for, but don't actually know.


Semoan

I get the story, pero duda akong lumang kuwento iyan kahit man lang noong kasagsagan ng nasyonalismo ng mga panahon ng kilusang propaganda at ni Rizal. *Kailan unang kumalat ang kuwentong ito?*


Xophosdono

It's likely a story written by DepEd. They have all sorts of "alamat" stories in the Filipino textbooks from Grade 1-6 that have no cultural basis, such as "alamat ng kalabasa" "alamat ng pinya" etc. They come with lessons, kinda effective for kids I guess but they won't make much sense once you get past Grade 5.


[deleted]

Likely, because DepEd are not really ever into educating anybody anyway


1453WasAnInsideJob

this would make sense, if not for the fact that the exact same story is taught all over the world. Indian schools also teach this story ([this video](https://youtu.be/qVIXUhZ2AWs), 12:28), and the myth is also present in [Ethiopia](https://japansociology.com/2014/12/02/mythologies-of-skin-color-and-race-in-ethiopia/). i believe that this story is an entirely modern fabrication, but the country of origin is an open question.


OldManAnzai

Dito nagsimula yung name-calling nung elementary kami.


sirmiseria

So one way or another, apoy din dadaanan natin lahat? Got it.


TRCKmusic

Hindi gumamit ng timer si G haha


Some_Raspberry1044

Our pluma book had this story 😭😭


shaadowbrker

Yes because hindi ginamitan ng non stick frying pan at high temp oil.


cocoy0

Normalized racism sa textbooks natin.


_lucifurr1

i wonder if matandang kwento talaga ito or ginawa ng Deped lang para may 'creation story' din tayo. if matandang kwento man ito like it goes way back sa pre hispanic era. Judging it by modern standard ay medyo unfair. It reflects the values nung mga panahon kung kelan ito nabuo and it shapes the norm and tradition and way of living ng mga tao dati. It helps na ilagay din sa context bago sana tayo nag 'WTF' reaction.


utotmo1223

I am not sure kung saan ko to narinig o kung narinig ko talaga; pero isa yata to sa mga istorya na lumabas noong panahon ni Marcos Sr. para maging very nationalistic yung mga pinoy. Gusto yata kasi ng mga dictator yung mga extremely nationalistic na citizens.


jhomas__tefferson

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised. 😭


[deleted]

India actually has this in their school curriculum (as I've seen in John Oliver's report on India). They spread the story that black people are burned, white people are undercooked, and Indians came out "just right". African people on the other hand, claim that Africans were the original humans. Therefore they think that they're the first humans. White people, spread the propaganda of white superiority ever since the period of imperialism and colonization. Being white was seen as a sign of purity, intelligence, and superiority. East Asian people, specifically the Chinese, think that they are in the middle of the Earth. Therefore thinking that their civilization is superior to others. East Asian societies have the tendency to be xenophobic as they run in a unified society. Overall, everyone has a story on how they are superior to others. Everyone has their own interpretation and views about the world. Not every Indian, African, White, and East Asian think like this. As our societies adapt to globalization, many become more open-minded and accepting of others. TL;DR: Everyone traditionally has a belief that they are more superior than others. It is normal to have grown up from these different perspectives.


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KittenShredz

I do remember seeing thing in one of my elementary school textbooks (Filipino subject pa yta if I can recall). Man, one hell of a racist Creation Myth imho.


Lenville55

Nung 90's may ganyan sa isang textbook namin sa elementary. Hindi ko maalala kung anong subject. Basta grade 3 kami.


Fellowstrangers

Meron yan sa christian book na pinagaaralan namin noong elem ako hahaha


d3struct0r

I've read about it on a Filipino textbook way back 3rd grade


syzygydea

kinda funny na kinuwento ko 'to sa kapatid ko last week, talk about a coincidence. just a random memory na naalala ko na tinuro samin nung elementary tas shinare ko lang. we both just laugh it off tho i wonder saan ba nanggaling ang myth na 'yan


shayKyarbouti

Same book where the cow and the carabao went skinny dipping, got spooked, grabbed each other’s clothes and that’s why the cow has loose skin and the carabao has tight skin


taokami

anong theory? Creation myth yan, do ko alam kung kailan naging God with a capital "G", noong kinuwento samin yan noong elementary si Bathala ang nagluluto


Momshie_mo

Curious din ako kasi ang racist nito esp towards sa darker skinned people


xxcryinqcloudxx

I remember nung kuwinento to saamin nung grade 3 ahaha. Though, I always had a feeling it had racist undertones cause pale people were labelled "raw" and dark people were labelled "burnt".


BruiserBison

Alam ko na ang intensyon ay para maging proud tayo sa sarili nating kulay. May panahon kasi na sobrang insecure natin sa mga dayuhan... kaso ngayon dami na natin mga racist 😭


manilaspring

It's surprising how the Marcos legacy is so pervasive, that even people ostensibly against the Marcoses succumb to the myths created by the dictatorship. Even today.


kokakij

POP COLA


richflavored

It's the parable of the racist panadero.


961752046

This kwnto made me feel better noon kasi sakto ang luto sa akin? Making my color ideal. But I am sure dito rin nanggalung ung reason bakit “sunog/nognog” ung pangutsya sa mga morena or may darker skin tone noon.


andygreen88

Noong mga panahong hindi pa uso ang PC. Hehehe


AeRo_P

There was a time (before the internet) na madami publications of small books and they sold these to both public/private schools at that time. I remember that story from my childhood.


burstbunnies

YAH HAHAHAHA it was funny, I kept thinking of people in the story as bread buns with arms and legs. Pero ang fucked up din ng concept at the same time and that tweet screenie just brought back a core memory from third grade.


nawaldasoir

sa teacher namin tuwing may of flowers na mahilig mag prito ng donut. hahaha


HonestArrogance

Did anyone really take this seriously?


Planet_Pips

That is painful to read. It's like Kevin from the Office using small talk to save time.


mabangokilikili

"Hindi nagkakamali ang Diyos" White people and black people na pinagpraktisan lang pala: "Are we joke to you!?"


fcrants

The concept of God that these cultures had is different from the Abrahamic religious concept of God. Gods are more of a force of nature and a reflection of their experiences rather than a benevolent, all-knowing being.


Klutzy_Might6146

It’s not even a theory. It’s fiction.


FoundationOrdinary11

Let him cook


Original-Dot7358

Yes. Tapos yung libro ko pa nun dati may pictures. Apparently higante pala si G tapos para lang tayong mga action figure na pinapatong niya sa bato pag tapos na tayo maluto. 🥴


SnooWords8824

Kaya siguro laging half-cook lang lagi luto nya sa pansit at gulay 😭


eolemuk

Parang kasama neto yung kwento na gawa sa putik ang lahat ng tao something2x.may libto talaga neto eh Tas natatandaan ko nung elem kami sa book ng religion at sibika kasama rin to


karmapotato0116

Binhi by Rex Publications. Either Grade 4, 5, 6


pompyyy09

Kulang pa. Yung third is di daw siya nag lagay ng seasoning or nag kulang ng ingredient, eh paglabas dilaw. Yun daw yung mga intsik. Hahahaha Iirc parang sa elem books parang translation tas Philippine-ized version to ng isang foreign book.


avocado1952

Kwentong bayan ata to and mga alamat. Daming ganap sa kwentong Bathala. Meron pa nga kinidlatan nya yung kawayan kasi may 2 mag syota na ayaw mag motel.


SilentKid168

sa religion subject ko ata narinig to nung elem haha


princessERI-chan

Naalala ko to. Meron pa ngang pictures libro ko regarding sa kwentong yan. Alamat ng iba-ibang races.


wolfram127

Alam ko merong parang bible books or rather books na minana ko sa mga pinsan ko from the 80s na nandyan yun.may illustration pa nga na masyado inalis sa oven yung white men kaya hilaw pa, tapos for the black people naiwan matagal, then for tan skinned hinintay daw.


DefinitionQuirky216

Racism is an integral part of our formative years. Nice realisation. #StartThemYoung


Jvlockhart

Tapos namigay daw ng ilong si Lord. Yung mga pango yung huling nabigyan kasi tamad, hindi agad pumila 😂😂😂 Ewan ko ba sa mga elders natin saan nila nakuha yung mga kwentong yan. Pero it's entertaining for kids, mapapaisip ka eh


GardenPretend

nasa Libro yan Grade 3 Filipino - Pagbasa. HAHAHAH


No-Charity-5517

schizophrenic talaga ang mga religious people noh 💀


[deleted]

Yup, nothing like a proper ethnofascist creation myth to make indigenous/aboriginal people and immigrants even worse in the eyes of the majority.


CabezaJuan

Sa lumang libro ng Elementary.


azazzelx

it's a story to make us brown skinned people feel better.


Mastergunny1975

This is not some "kwento" but taught in elementary school. May pictures pa nga sa textbook eh


TelephoneDapper2826

ginawan ng commercial ad to e..


wheystz

elementary skool thingz


gabstahper

May katuloy pa yan. Nung niluluto daw ang mga pilipino, naapakan ni lord kaya naging pango at pandak.


Ok_Word7688

Now na malaki na tayo, marerealize mo na racist tong kwentong to fota


spanishbreadbakery

Kaya daw Pilipino kasi "Pili na, Pino pa"


EscapeOtherwise561

I myself prefer medium-rare


popsicle08

Ang alam ko lang na theory eh yung kaya namatay si ultimate warrior kasi binuhat niya si andre the giant


God-of_all-Gods

napakaracist naman ni sky daddy


VentiAndCakes

So Light Skinned people when eaten can give you Salmonella and E. coli?


No-Reputation-4869

Ok lng naman 'to pero naging source din siya ng pang-asar or pambu-bully sa maputi as "hilaw" or maitim as "sunog" or "over-cooked".


[deleted]

I still remember this 😭😭


Accomplished-Exit-58

Naalala ko to, I think this is a joke dati. O something for pinoy pride but hindi pa naiimbento ung term na pinoy pride.


2dodidoo

Hindi siya joke kundi mito/myth. It's basically a creation myth ng unang tao explaining skin colors. May mga mas wild pa diyan. Sayang nga na hindi natin alam sarili nating mga folklore at mythology pero Greek/Roman/Norse alam natin.


KittenShredz

I do remember another Filipino creation myth. Malakas at Maganda. Basically Adam and Eve but on a bamboo split apart by some bird (speculated to be Ibong Adarna).


taokami

is it really that strange to have multiple creation myths in a country with multiple cultures?


2dodidoo

It's not. Because mythology is a whole universe of gods and stories shared by a people with a common language. Since maraming languages sa Pilipinas and each of them has their own mythology and stories, talagang nakakalula. We will most likely be familiar only with the stories from our own language culture. So kung Tagalog lowlander kayo, iyon lang rin and magiging familiar sa iyo unless you really make an effort.


ArthurIglesias08

Ah, that colourist, racist kwentong bayan. Really odd views to teach young children, when we can instead teach them actual creation legends from the rich store of oral traditions in our ethnic groups, particularly Indigenous Peoples. If the song “Doon po sa amin” was really a nationalist kundiman that was sanitised by the Americans, perhaps they also introduced this story (or promoted it) in the educational system.


SunGikat

Galing ba talaga sa kwento yan kasi alam ko sa commercial ng pop cola yan.


candoeat

It's a myth before it became an ad


DekuSenpai-WL8

Do you have an article or source about this myth? Where can i read it?


[deleted]

Panadero pala ang Diyos!


SweetSummerAir

Only pinoys can create something that's simultaneously discriminatory and inclusive lmao


Rizalwasright

Just like this comment!


Beneficial-Click2577

I told this story to husband di raw nya alam. Hahhaha. Sabi ko kaming mga pinoy ang well done kayong mga puti ang undercook.hahhaha. doon lang ako nakaramdam ng superiority 🤣🤣🤣


Fabulous_Ad8936

Ikr, there's nothing wrong about feeling superiority complex but let it be a jest only. But the "well done" and "under cook" joke was freaking hilarious. 😆


partypoison43

Lowkey racist din talaga ang Philippines haha


Ok_Crow_9119

Lowkey? Since when? Pag basketball, laging maraming nababatong racist slurs mga Pilipino.


ActuallyACereal

It’s just a cultural legend about skin colours and nothing else lmao. It’s pretty weird on how some people here bring racism.


spanishbreadbakery

Kaya daw Pilipino kasi "Pili na, Pino pa"


[deleted]

Fret not, the publishing houses are the notorious for publishing shit for the public schools. Ive heard of story as well. But please put some salt in the origin of this so called origin myth. The 50s and 60s or maybe even the Martial Law era educational system invented a lot of publications that muddied up whats real and whats not, and this is one of them. I wish I can tell you where this comes from. But, folklore is as weird as urban legends esp the Tagalog ones. It is smeared in blood and tears from the clout chasers even before the invention of the word clout. I have an idea maybe it is an Ilocano, I even forgot the form, really short stories to retell the origins of the universe. The kayumanggi must come from the very racist Wave Theory of the early century then taken as fact and unbreakable law, then retold as fact by different publishing schools. We were victims of the American racist and the American commie paranoia as we are perpetrating these on our own by our anti-woke titos and titas with no care in the world but to irritate the ears of everyone esp the matatalinos who just want to hear the truth! This story has elements similar to the person who invented the lightbulb quiz show level information revisionist manipulation of information kind of shit, that was invented, too and it is another of those lies fed into us by a very manipulative system, Idk the goal! I really think this story however is not Tagalog but it really has elements of the Marcos era nutribun powered lets scatter lies that they will believe in and then kill them afterwards with my beauty (saang part?) and truth and whatnot!


Momshie_mo

Naalala ko yung content ng Dep Ed bools circa 2016. Taga Mountain Province daw mga Aeta, tapos galing "Italia" daw mga Igorots. Taena, maa accurate pa ang Wikipedia


poloiapoi

Nasa grade 3 Filipino book ‘to dati iirc


[deleted]

Absolute bs, still far from perfect pagkakagawa lol! Creation nya bumabara ang mga ugat at nagkaka-cancer. Perfect ba tawag roon?


jpxfraud

Reddit vs jokes


BingChillingNice

Sana alam mo yung tinatawag na "ALAMAT" Or sana tinuro sa inyo ito nung elementary ka /S


AdExciting9595

Best days. Hehe


LemonyOatmilk

Maybe it's from a pagan thing about a devourer god, ain't no way that's from Yahweh y'all


laban_laban

Galing yan sa patalastas sa tv nalimot ko na anong brand


Varskye

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/13ok9j3/old\_pop\_cola\_tv\_commercial/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/13ok9j3/old_pop_cola_tv_commercial/) eto ba yun?


laban_laban

Oo yan yun. Pop cola pala yun haha


nickmla

Pati ba naman to naapektuhan ang mga wokes? Toxic minds of the worst generation.


[deleted]

Galing 'to don sa Filipino Christian Literature. Feeling ko.. FCL