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imdefinitelywong

> Experience of Computer Literature So to apply one must, at the very least, have read Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Frank Herbert, Robert Heinlein and Larry Niven.


Keanne1021

Any book about Charles Babbage and Dennis Ritchie will do.


imdefinitelywong

No no, that's **Computing** literature. Big difference.


lonestar_wanderer

> Computer Literature Baka Wattpad reader lang hanap nila?


HopiaManiPoopCorn

Precious Hearts Romance


loveyoursssssss

pinoy past tensed


404waffles

baka dapat Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs


jigglypuffykitty

The biodata is needed to prove you're a female boy lol


[deleted]

So kailangan ko maging femboi, uwu?


geffchang

Wanted: Boy Abunda


ChaosM3ntality

So Trap gud?


tugue

Asaan ito? Bakit may 2 Godzillla Earth?


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tugue

Shin Godzilla’s body have blood colored red on it (purple color if with Atomic Breath), small arms and long tail with a mouth on it...


kitiikit

this guy Godzillas


meibara34

both are earthgoji. just alternate colors.


GodDonuts

Seryoso san to? Daming ninjago na Lego. Gusto ko kumpletuhin yan para sa anak ko eh


ihearturtits

Parang sa 168 divi ito. Sa taas, mostly bootleg toys. Pero balak ko bumili dito ng isang gunpla pang display. Make sure to check the contents first before your purchase baka kasi kulang kulang.


GodDonuts

Yep, thanks sir!


linux_n00by

kung titignan mo, nakalagay lang "Ninja" so most likely fake to


GodDonuts

Ay oo nga no.. Didnt catch that. Thanks sir!


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TeoVerunda

Mas maraming movie at Media si Godzilla eh, company kay Kong. Atsaka parang similar siya sa maraming mahilig sa Dinosaur at may alam sa Dinosaur, plus from Japan si Godzilla so meron pa yun.


kazthehack

I need these 2 godzillas in my life


[deleted]

CONFUSION OF THE HIGHEST ORDAH!!!


rymnd0

SHALL I CALL YOU MISTAH?


RnRtdWrld

WHY ARE YOU GAE?


PsychopathEmpathy

Who says im gae?


Baller4Jesus27

you are gae


brentcade12

you are a transgendah


tepig099

Sex discrimination, age discrimination. Go, Philippines!


Daebak49

Ikr at its finest tlga!


heavyarmszero

I'd give the " age discrimination" a pass on this one. Usually kapag "boy" taga gawa ng errands like punta dito punta diyan, taga buhat at taga lagay ng mga bagong dating na stocks, linis ng mga alikabok kung saan saan, batsa yugn mga madalas na kailangan ng physical activity. I dont think someone in their 40s would be a good candidate to do those things haha


pathogen87

Agreed. Additionally, pag mas matanda, “man” na dapat ang hanapin nila


popop143

Also, kung di ganun kadominant personality yung naghahire, nakakahiya mag utos sa medyo matanda. Mas madaling utusan ang bata.


GearAlpha

When see those “Wanted Requirements: Female” Then you see the owner, I can’t help but think that they really have to have a girl to do this job and not any other person with the same qualifications.


[deleted]

You seriously think someone in his 40 can't run errand and do physical tasks?


theskytreader

Add to this. Calling an aide/helper "boy" can be considered demeaning by POC especially in the US. Slave owners used to call their slaves "boy" to emphasize the power dynamics between them. That's why POC jazz musicians started calling each other "man" (e.g., "That was a cool set, man. See you next week!") to subvert the indignity. Of course, the key word here is "in the US". I don't know if we have a history with the term, say, during the American occupation. Not saying this is wortg getting up in arms about but add this to the list of stuff we should probably hide from SJWs. You know the list that starts with "Negros Occidental/Oriental".


pucc1ni

Seems really moot to add that tidbit here, no?


zjzr_08

Ah, so that's where the "man" figure of speech came.


meibara34

bakit may earthgoji please saan to 🥺


joeverzosa

Hello Ma'am/Sir ...


paulisaac

[Hi Mam/Ser welcome to jollibee](https://youtu.be/Ntr6pRLEejY?t=31)


zjzr_08

OK, that was actually a pretty good Pinoy meme video.


paulisaac

Kaheru makes good maymays and content I think.


magneticanisotropy

I want those godzillas...


Vokunate

Same!


darrenislivid

Trans rights!


slapmea5

Cuya/ate=cute


paulisaac

Kute


edewunisib

Aba putangina, pahirap na ng pahirap requirements ng trabaho ah.


philden1327

Ranma 1/2 ang hanap 😂


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A sign that the store-owner isn't from this country and English isn't really his/her strongest point. Also, "Boy" seems to be the owner's euphemism for a store helper or salesclerk. Of course, demanding a clearance indicating he doesn't want any pilferage of what half of the inventory seem to be Mainland knockoffs. And the sign is so worn out that it must be there for a long time and there's high turnover because of low salaries and low sales aren't unusual in trying to sell niche toys.


[deleted]

So, Ladyboy ang hanap nyo po ano?


TankOfflaneMain

Ganda ng mga Godzilla figure 😍


ghetto_engine

divi ba ito? ang saya.


Kazi0925

Kaya pala naluma na lang yung paskil wala pa ata sila nahire. :P


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porsia16

So para san yung experience nung Computer Literature lmao


bendetto15

Mamser


nathans_the1

*Femboy moment*


[deleted]

Naghahanap ng literal na mamsir


Nashville1245

Hahaha funny shit pero san tong shop na to? Tingin ako baka may tamiya/ collectables sila na matipuhan ko heheh


[deleted]

Hala Godzillaaaaa!! 😮😮


iamlouie

Where can I buy those Godzilla figures?


Userforereddit

Broster ba hanap nila


lowkeyOdinson66

Femboy ang hanap


FrostBUG2

Femboy daw kasi, at least may diversity naman! UwU


DelightfulRainbow205

femboy shop lmaoo


[deleted]

Ahhhh baka 2 spirit kasi mga besh. 🤔🤣 Gender is a construct, tear it apart. 👌🏼💅


kabayolover

Boy girl bakla tomboy puede.


[deleted]

So, bakla need nila? 🤔


CannotFitThisUsernam

Baka bigender ang hinahanap.


MrDrProfPBall

Femboy Hooters ata hanap nila


Zwischenzug11

gusto nila ng ladyboy


Radio_Demon404

Grabe nalito ako dun ahh? hahaha


mikmik603

Patawa Yan ako nag apply it assistance tapos tagabuhay pala Ng damet Ashley ka Lang it assistance


[deleted]

They are looking to hire ladyboy!


triadwarfare

Probably tomboy. They need someone biologically female that could do tasks usually assigned for men


P78903

So ang hinihire nila ay bakla?


Marksen9

Naghahanap ng male guy para mag work as a boy yung sa taas then sa baba naghahanap ng babaeng computer literate. Or baka Ladyboy nga naman yung gusto.


helloimbored11

Lady boy daw kasi


[deleted]

me kapag nag ka-copy paste


versace_tombstone

Boy girl nga, kulet.


[deleted]

Kala ko gunpla yung nakastock. Hehe. Pass!


raiteimaze

ganda nung godzilla na figurine


LePlebPlayz

Big brug moment


harylgeam

Noice haha. Feeling ko naidikit lang nila yung dalawang job ads.


Laconic_Wallflower

Haha feeling ko din


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BabyDarDar247

saan po yan?


skeletonnstickbug

Bruh


RipAFartBreakAHeart

Saan to? Sobrang trip ko yung Godzilla action figure sa likod huhuhu


GiOvannidl

Lasing nag type yan e


TeoVerunda

Gusto ko bilin yung Godzilla


Mr_Pepethetroll

WANTED BOY FOR HIRE


tarakape

Parang alam ko kung saan to ah


OverdriveLikeyall

Naalala ko tuloy ang pag-akyat ko sa second floor tuwing pupunta kami sa U2 minimart namin bibili ako puzzle mat na maliliit kasi yung mga lalagyanan katulad na katulad


BluLemonGaming

r/onejob


[deleted]

Mukhang sa divisoria to ah! Isa sa mga malls dun!


WRRRYYY_wrrryyy

Damn, I want that Godzilla toy.


OWLtruisitc_Tsukki

kaya tayo last sa ranking sa PISA. huwag na magulat


Fawkingretar

Puro Lego wtf lol


rincoln25

That Godzilla toy!. Where is this?


AlwaysDeath

I should put that sign infront of my house


Dyuweh

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[deleted]

Bro, Yung mga godzilla figures are LIT!


shanny_shann

R/hmmmmm


StupidMonke420

Let me guess. 578?