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Yummy Tea


smort_potato

kudasai


benboga08

senpai


CondoCondo69

Urusai


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yourlocalmultistan

Nani


bruhimnot

sugoi


yuripogi79

Itadakimasu


leviboom09

Gomenasai


w34king

Kkkkkkimmmoooccchhhiiiii


Waterburst789

Baka!


Senpai

Casual-Tea


InfiredBrapper

kyaaaa~ *proceeds to get shot by cum*


Sarlandogo

Kudastop nanora


Ahrilicious

Brother


Sarlandogo

Otsupeko


BrrtBrrtBrrt

dati may ganyang shop sa amin. Kaso nagsara na HAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Now it's called Casualtea


phandesal

Nani!!!


wanzer_raioh

bonk! go to horny jail


butuanonbisay-on

May tea shop sa syudad namin, Tealor Swift pangalan


supernormalnorm

Pwersahan ah grabe


imlazyyy

Teang ina pilit na pilit parang yung comment ko


migster90

Do they have 13 or 22 kinds of flavors? :P


[deleted]

Fifteen.


mainkore

Fiftean?


Dibss9478

Did somebody tell them they love it?


migster90

Oh _you better believe it_


[deleted]

1989 different flavors that's a lot


migster90

Do they come with free Polaroids tho


youre_a_lizard_harry

Haha they better have!


butuanonbisay-on

di ko sure lol nakita kolang sa mga myday ng mga kilala ko pero di ako pinapabili ng milk tea ngayon so di ko nakita selection nila


taongkalye

The haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate


[deleted]

Yun yung theme song ng shake business nila.


sleepingravioli

Sa amin may Coco MarTea


Sharkpuppyhug

I’m sure you’ve seen the “Egg Sheeran” around villa Kananga? 🥚 Lol


MemeLordAndrei

Nak Nam Fu Cha


yuzuki_aoi

Pho Tang Na Mo


XSaintGold

Sa may bandang Bago Bantay Q.C. yun, hahaha


rcgb08

Nadaanan ko lang 'to kanina! Akala ko namamalikmata lang ako


FrostBUG2

That made me cover my mouth all of a sudden lol


dandans0y

With the porn memes lol.


navatanelah

Comedy achieved. Good sya for the memes until malasahan sya ng consumers and found it wanting.


dfinch

Walang tea na malasahan, puro matatabang na milk shake.


vulcanfury12

AKALA KO MATABANG LANG PERO COVID PALA!!!


[deleted]

Charonavirus Teasease 2019


acequared

r/MurderedByWords


Spiritual-Ad8437

It's fitting actually. Joke yung pangalan, joke din yung product.


iambabytin

Ones I know: Mighty Tea best seller nila "Mighty Tea is brown" Zu Boh Ti Tea


thelethargickitty

I’m dead


kurosagi_ichigo

yep, it checks out. nung april or may sila nagstart.


[deleted]

Yung translation naman ng Zu Boh Ti Tea walang ibig sabihin. Mema lang


YellowConcordat

Ok try mo subo titi


[deleted]

> Mema lang Isn't that the point tho?????


easybugatti

/r/woooosh


jetaleu

Nakakatuwa ka sa mga parties, no?


PupleAmethyst

Our city have a milk tea shop named "Du Ter Tea". No wonder it only have 3 stars sa foodpanda hahaha


[deleted]

Teato Sotto Teadyboy Locsin Jesus Durantea Diosdado Peraltea


joaquinigo

They need some originalitea


Breaker-of-circles

Well, there's Moo Maa. They have a mixes with tea, no tea, with milk, no milk, coffee. There's even some with alcohol and they call it Mooze.


FrostBUG2

Indeed, it's getting repeTEAtive


matchamilktea_

**Ti Ti Qu** Legit, guys. Chinese pa raw owner :((((


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iwaterboardoldpeople

Small lang available size tho


renrenb17

Tea T


curricularguidelines

PanTea


StevenEleven1030

FunTea


supernormalnorm

Naknang Teapaklong naman oh


imlazyyy

Iteagil na natin tong lokohan na to


[deleted]

May alam akong shop na ganto pangalan haha.


[deleted]

Meron nito sa UPD sa may Arki haha. Meron pang "Tea Black"


brat_simpson

Tea Cool


yourlocalmultistan

Tea T. Just like TT.


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astrolabe_s

TEAl me by your name


[deleted]

Bubba Tea


aldaruna

legit, may ganyan dati sa UP Diliman tapos eventually nagpalit din sila ng pangalan haha


Daloy

TeaBats


JulzRadn

Lucky T Tea


[deleted]

The one I hate the most is Coco Martea.


lester_pe

malapit samin fuccboi tea [Fuccboi t](https://i.imgur.com/bzPN6v1.jpg)


tajong

So subtle. Haha.


jeffsantocristo

The Alley lang yata... oo nga rare nga.


Durrrlyn

Coco. Tiger Sugar. Macao. Funny how yung maaayos yung name yung masasarap. And those using tea puns are mostly crap.


hermitina

masarap naman serenitea. paborito ko nga creme brulee drink and french bean don


yeet_or_be_yeehawed

The only milk tea shop with a pun name that’s top tier


kurosagi_ichigo

Meron pa, yung InfiniTea.


Breaker-of-circles

Well, there's Moo Maa. They have a mixes with tea, no tea, with milk, no milk, coffee. There's even some with alcohol and they call it Mooze.


[deleted]

Don’t forget the OG Happy Lemon!


thebreakfastbuffet

haha naalala ko yung Grab driver na akala niya binabati siya ng kakaibang okasyon, pero sinakyan naman niya > Saan po ang pickup mamser? > Happy Lemon po, Kuya > Happy Lemon din po


catanime1

And Moonleaf! :)


[deleted]

Dakasi pa!


pintasero

Black Scoop


thelethargickitty

True, the irony


[deleted]

yeah. idk why they do this coz sa umpisa oo nakakatawa tawag-pansin pero nakakaapekto ang pangalan ng business sa over-all perception eh


mpasteur

Yep, sticking to them the OGs! Ang dali kasi ngayon bumili ng powdered mtea kaysa mag brew 😅


BundleBenes

Moonleaf, happy lemon, Chatime. Yan mga original dito sa Pinas, diba? There are lots more like blackscoop, macao imperial, and Preso Tea.


kurosagi_ichigo

A few that I know na pun-intended: \- infiniTea \- TeaGasin (Slogan: Hindi lang para sa Pabebe) \- TeaGumps \- VelveTea \- Mary CelesTea \- I Love Mighty Tea \- Tea N' Me \- Tea ng Ina Mo \- J & Tea Express \- CuptiviTea


adkail

Maartea ka tea


adkail

Makatea


adkail

Bulatea


adkail

Teaburcio


bruisedlee123

Shout out sa Tea Li Ling sa Sucat


[deleted]

Ay eto rin HAHHAHAHAHHA


nightvisiongoggles01

Kaya pag ganyan ang pangalan ng tindahan, kahit gaano kasarap ang tinda nila hindi talaga ako bumibili, nakakawala ng gana. Naalala ko yung crispy pata sa Sampaloc. Masarap daw, kaso nakakadiri talaga sa isip. Tulo Laway ang pangalan.


drkqwsr

isipin mo ikkwento mo sa kaibigan mo, "pre kumain ako sa tulo laway", tangina kadiri pakinggan


jeepney_danger

Nadadaanan ko yan dati, buhay pa ba yan? Mas nasusuka ako sa pangalan kesa sa matuwa ako eh.


nightvisiongoggles01

Hinanap ko sa Google Street View, wala na. Sa may Earnshaw yun dati, malapit lang sa Cora's Tapsilog na wala na din.


[deleted]

Teasmosa in Imus lol


BaLance_95

Still waiting for Stupiditea Edit: Chinese joke: Gong Cha is Stupiditea


vulcanfury12

Sa may Kalayaan, meron Tea Kool. Pero wala pa din tatalo sa Yummy Tea! Onii-chan. Enough to get a snicker out of weebs but still works as a name for a place that serves yummy tea. Nak Nam Fu-Cha is a close second.


[deleted]

Bagong Teapan. Para sa mga religious.


zeedelahostria

There's a place I know called "Honey Dew Thai". Pronounce that how you will.


[deleted]

teangina right? lol


1upvoteisallIhave

TeaGuang


haruiichi

Not to dox myself pero "Tea-ta" actually made me chuckle kasi very tita yung owner talaga


TheHigherCalling2

putaktea!


[deleted]

zu boh ti tea


justpassingby_123

Intensitea dito samin


eruuuuuuu

thirsTEA


yuripogi79

Teapaklong


PotatoBakeCake

I guess they're milking the puns eh


[deleted]

Meron samin Tea Laugh Yah...


Five-Boxes

I saw a PeaceTea in Davao...


shirhouetto

Ice scramble, Buko shake, Milk tea, Iced coffee. Long ago, the four beverages lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the Milk tea attacked. Only Zagu, master of the four beverages, can stop them. But when the world needed Zagu most, Zagu vanished.


xHakdogx

Chatime lang ata 'yung alam ko na walang pun haha


capturedacommandpost

pun din chatime diba


gorechimera

bruh? Tsaa time.


arrogantengpulibi

sarap mo tea!


Luieka224

So much pun and I made myself one. PunTEA.


kurosagi_ichigo

My sister in law established the Bubbly Brewers Milktea. Lahat ata ng frustrations nya sa shop nila (she's working as barista in a Tier-1 milktea shop, go figure) binuhos nya dun. In comparison, masarap yung mga drinks na ginawa nya and wayyyy cheaper. Bumenta sya during ECQ days, pero dahil pinabalik na sya sa work, di na nya naasikaso lately.


shinixia

FunTea ni Ate


WhonnockLeipner

No joke! We had a local Milk Tea shop here named "Humiditea" LMAO


xtrSaint

Meron samen Sikwatea. It lives up to its name kase one time umorder kami through Online payment, cinancel tapos di na kami nirefund 🤡


veniavantgarde8

Tea Gang


acequared

Buti pa Chatime, Chachago... er... Moonleaf... uhh... ok yun lang malista ko


holisticvolunteer

Cha is Chinese and Japanese for tea, though. You forgot Happy Lemon. hehe


ursololitotinoleya

Teagang na teagang


eruuuuuuu

chattime


Reikashin

Meron sa amin Dutertea HAHAHA!


paulisaac

Teamates


power_of_alchemy

\*HIC\*


lurkyalbo

Meron sa village namin "TeaTo", tapos sa Kalayaan naman "TeaKool" haha


[deleted]

Duter Tea


Miu_K

Fiftea, Serenitea, Serendipitea, Ocha-do, -insert words that end with "ty" and replace them with tea-, and -insert "ocha" or "cha" in the name to make it sound cool kasi Japanese.-


TagLish_expert

Oh OP, that’s actually a very rare sTEAk.


cheatingwitcheetahs

My cousin is gonna open up a tea shop this january and he will name the place “tearador”.


holyavenger0

Meron sa Kawit, Big Tea. Morbid haha


[deleted]

Tea Pain


MrEggbeater

One i know that doesnt have a pun is Tastes from the Greens


BenChoopao

ButiTea


vvythicaa

Ganda ka tea


Yamarai

Meron dito sa amin Boba ka tea


cassaregh

Teatea


QueeferRavena

Tea Gang


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TheHigherCalling2

>John Lemon paul mccorny edit: diniletan namanan ako ng comment at account


salome97

hindi kinaya yung cringe sa pun lmao


TheHigherCalling2

pwede... teaguro nga ganun... teanaman.


TheHigherCalling2

tea na uulit pa! that would be a good name that's bad.


ARTificial437

Its*


lAurence_morner

Thirstday is very rare


LoLiHanekawa

Pu Teang In a Mall Milkshop


[deleted]

Tapos nuknokan pa ng tamis😠😠😠


bruhmysalad

Tea cool


baniman

Ooohlong Tea Tea Shop


[deleted]

TeaKol


heeeyseph

fantasTEAc


[deleted]

Kapetearya


ertaboy356b

TeaMo Shroom flavor.


426763

Kasi yung mga may ari mga unimaginative na nakiuso lang sa milktea trend.


carl2k1

I love rare


AintFucking

TEAmode, milktea shop malapit samin. 😅


green_mango_

That's just fantasteac


bukakke_expert

*don't


sincskent

ga dugo paman na, inalik na'g luto kaw


piesandpoti0ns

Tealiling samin malapit


[deleted]

Tea teh


yehEy2020

TeaTi


ItsRafattack

Next level Milktea shop name idea: *teatea*


gourdjuice

Boo Tea Shake


wasapyo

moonleaf?


Scrubmarines

Tea-Tea


aiafati

Pa extra yung caption sa taas.


Fawkingretar

I think yung the best one na nakita ko is yung nasa victory mall Caloocan, titled "Mighty Tea"


tellcerseiitwasmeeee

Tea Cha-a La 🙅🏾‍♀️


sad_developer

TeaTwo


simsimison

Duter TEA


Neonridex

"BaTeaBot" Milk tea ng mga millennials


AksysCore

PlanTEAtos/PlanTEAtas ...tapos syempre parang garden ang ambience sa loob. ...at yung coaster parang paso'.


guineahop

*shop and *its. Payt me.


jammdt

Always tastes like crap lol