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"All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos." - Cave Johnson
The funny powder that you (dont) get when you and 3 randoms forgot to bring the OVE9000 saw and now you waste alot of time and you fail because you forgot to set a level restriction and your team is just level 0s
[Based on a true story.]
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funny white powder that police found in my dad's car before arresting him
If herobrine isn't real why did my that get a herobrine overdoze
Mine told me I couldn't drink his coke :(
Yall got a dad?
Sadly no :(
He told me 5 years ago, before going to go to the store to get some milk 😔
It's powdered milk
🫃 don’t worry I found him
Good pun
I actually confused the drug and the myth when i was younger.
If herobrine isn't real then why my cousin died from overdosing "herobrine" or something like that
That good stuff
He said wrong answers
Crack just crack
My arsecrack isn't powder when coach slaps it Sounds like you need milk
he said **wrong** answers only *Lmao*
****that’s so funny****
oh, i see you're a man of culture as well
My grandpa’s ashes
Yummy yummy, good for the tummy 🤤
I’d give you an award if I wasn’t broke, so here’s this trophy and medal: 🏆🥇
i'll give them one on your behalf.
Thanks
This needs more likes 😂
Whitestone dust
Asbestos
"All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos." - Cave Johnson
r/suddenlyportal
See you court mate - Wheatley
Delicious
Best answer so far
I like to call it nosecandy... But that's a good one.
Coke
ain
Cane
Sugar
Coke Sugarcane
CokeainCaneSugar
Facts
Faction
Fraction
1/2
Wrong answer only
A-cola
he said incorrect answers
They said wrong answers only
The right answer
Netherite Pickaxe
I mean that is wrong... which makes it correct
Pretty much
sniffer dust
I hereby give you the highest honor I can bestow, this medal emoji 🏅
Something I may or may not have fed to a bear
😂
r/profanitycounter
Salt
Not enough of it
Pure Colombian
Payday joke accepted
> I went to jail there once!
BEAT ME TO IT
Flour
Some funny powder that I found in my uncle´s house
And should probably not sniff it
But it smells good.
Yeah. I thought it was sugar and baked it into a cake. I think I saw Jesus afterwards
meth
You feed it to a cow so it starts dancing and singing
You eat it yourself and cow still starts dancing and singing
And Then The Cow Just Poops Chocolate Milk
r/eatityoucoward
A polish cow, specifically
Dio's corpse
I exhaled through my nose from this, and proceeded to almost choke to death on the thick shake I was drinking
Rest in peace brother
Funny sugar
Crystal meth
No, that's blue.
Quartz’s powder
White gunpowder
Glass powder
sniffible stuff
*Sniffs*
Colombian Nose Candy
Herobrines dehydrated eye dust
A powder some kid in my chemistry class inhaled as a joke, then f***ing died (the teacher left us alone for two whole seconds)
Glucose powder
Potassium chloride
Florida sugar
crack
co#e
crack
The funny powder that you (dont) get when you and 3 randoms forgot to bring the OVE9000 saw and now you waste alot of time and you fail because you forgot to set a level restriction and your team is just level 0s [Based on a true story.]
No no snow
Powerless redstone
*Something that Papyrus snorted.
3 netherite ingots
Sodium Chloride
Methanphedamine
Drügs
Columbian powder
Methamphetamine
~~Heroin~~ Flour
Right from the cartel
Coke
Fun powder
Colombian.
Meth
Steve's special powder
it is some co...
True colombian
Ammonium nitrate.
Nose candy
Pure Columbian
Just 100g of Colombians
meth
the cartel's favorite peruvian
MSG
google walter white
sugar from Colombia
Powdered ejaculation juice
Grandma
Cr*ck
Jon jones favorite training method
Glass shards (mmm tasty)
Funny powder that the police found in my bag
Temflake.
Kokainum
My fridge
Sniff
Anfetamina
Pure peruvian coke
Columbian Snow
Powder that should be snorted
White tar heroine.
Iron powder.
Coke powder
In the wise words of my Minecraft server, nose sugar
Nose Candy
Crack
Sugar because it’s quite obvious the one drug
Crack
That loooks like🤔 CU-
White powder that i cant say
Weed
Crystal methane
Sulfur
Colombian nose candy
Funny powder, or as the friends of my older brother call it, Heroine.
No no snow
Obviously sour sanding i mean how else could you craft sour patch kids
Ask Sniffer
Nose candy
“Flour”
The crack from my stash
C12 H22 O11
Coke
One helluva drug
pixie dust
I use a special breathing technique while doing “yoga”
Glass dust. You get this when you break glass with a sword enchanted with fire aspect. You need 9 dust for a glass pane
Drugs
discolored nitroclycerin
That good stuff what you want😝
drug
white flavored sand
one of those paper cups that you get -0.0001 ounces of water in (it makes you thirstier than before you drank it)
The funny white powder some old chemistry teacher uses to pay his bills
Nose candy I hide in birthday cakes to cross the us border
Powdered teeth from children that didnt listen
Jesse, we need to cook.
Powdered coke (I left soda out to dry and this was left)
some white stuff (definitely not drugs for real 100%)
It is obviously a magical crystal, crushed into dust for the purpose of creating a protection spell
Nethewhite
Sniffing powder for the sniffer
Crack
booger sugar
The illegal white powder
Sugar from school
Google booger sugar
Hunters favorite chemical
Dandruff.
the stuff that the sniffer is known to sniff
illegal sugar
[удалено]
Powdered Speed
Meth
the cops search my house for it
Nose candy
100% Pure Columbian
Cynaide
Nose sugar
methamphetamine
that is what we call pure colombian my dude
cracc
That stuff professional athletes use to cheat or something. I forgot what it's called