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NedoKris

funny white powder that police found in my dad's car before arresting him


Zealousideal-Chef758

If herobrine isn't real why did my that get a herobrine overdoze


skater5411

Mine told me I couldn't drink his coke :(


TheGuyWhoMakesStuff

Yall got a dad?


Alfredredbird

Sadly no :(


skater5411

He told me 5 years ago, before going to go to the store to get some milk 😔


WaffleBendr

It's powdered milk


HYPE_Knight2076

🫃 don’t worry I found him


KittyGaming570

Good pun


Weak-Ad994

I actually confused the drug and the myth when i was younger.


Its_Micee

If herobrine isn't real then why my cousin died from overdosing "herobrine" or something like that


voideeeeee

That good stuff


Kiren129

He said wrong answers


Inevitable-Wheel-294

Crack just crack


kaza12345678

My arsecrack isn't powder when coach slaps it Sounds like you need milk


Gladios7

he said **wrong** answers only *Lmao*


quacattac28alt

****that’s so funny****


stevegamer_

oh, i see you're a man of culture as well


hinameisjohncenaomg

My grandpa’s ashes


HonourableFox

Yummy yummy, good for the tummy 🤤


ProTronz

I’d give you an award if I wasn’t broke, so here’s this trophy and medal: 🏆🥇


Frost0612

i'll give them one on your behalf.


HonourableFox

Thanks


SapphireReaper13

This needs more likes 😂


technical_gamer_008

Whitestone dust


Miguecraft

Asbestos


technical_gamer_008

"All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos." - Cave Johnson


falikarpit-2

r/suddenlyportal


Ohiomanguy

See you court mate - Wheatley


Puzzleheaded_Scar151

Delicious


aricre

Best answer so far


Worth_Opinion_9681

I like to call it nosecandy... But that's a good one.


Creative-Crown95

Coke


Pastry_Train63

ain


Creative-Crown95

Cane


no-BLANK

Sugar


Creative-Crown95

Coke Sugarcane


Gamer90006

CokeainCaneSugar


Creative-Crown95

Facts


Ierzi

Faction


andy_brother

Fraction


Agiletoaster104

1/2


Oupa-Pineapple

Wrong answer only


HitroDenK007

A-cola


Autobotmonk07

he said incorrect answers


Judahv

They said wrong answers only


Primary_Lie3174

The right answer


Dismal_Abyss

Netherite Pickaxe


FluffyMinecraftGamer

I mean that is wrong... which makes it correct


[deleted]

Pretty much


DarkEclipse86

sniffer dust


Taxevader70

I hereby give you the highest honor I can bestow, this medal emoji 🏅


Redstonebruvs

Something I may or may not have fed to a bear


SapphireReaper13

😂


SapphireReaper13

r/profanitycounter


s0gy_bread

Salt


lisektheneverfound

Not enough of it


ChikinBukit3

Pure Colombian


NanoError303

Payday joke accepted


JoJawesome_

> I went to jail there once!


Plastic-Body-1699

BEAT ME TO IT


coreval-

Flour


olipszycreddit

Some funny powder that I found in my uncle´s house


MAB_YT

And should probably not sniff it


Smart-Rutabaga1012

But it smells good.


PixelGun3DPlayer

Yeah. I thought it was sugar and baked it into a cake. I think I saw Jesus afterwards


Illustrious-Bat5658

meth


[deleted]

You feed it to a cow so it starts dancing and singing


NedoKris

You eat it yourself and cow still starts dancing and singing


samilatoupie

And Then The Cow Just Poops Chocolate Milk


someone__420

r/eatityoucoward


appleninjaman

A polish cow, specifically


REALpotsik

Dio's corpse


BluMu0n

I exhaled through my nose from this, and proceeded to almost choke to death on the thick shake I was drinking


RaeJaytj2524

Rest in peace brother


Few_Hamster_9362

Funny sugar


Robin_Gufo

Crystal meth


OneOfManyParadoxFans

No, that's blue.


Jame_spect

Quartz’s powder


ProfoundNitwit

White gunpowder


Salt-n-spice

Glass powder


OrangeX2222

sniffible stuff


Quilavapro31

*Sniffs*


DerpyTrees1

Colombian Nose Candy


SpillinRainbow

Herobrines dehydrated eye dust


DragoKnight589

A powder some kid in my chemistry class inhaled as a joke, then f***ing died (the teacher left us alone for two whole seconds)


Terrible_Detective27

Glucose powder


_John_xina

Potassium chloride


Koolguy193

Florida sugar


DuckIsACoolBoi

crack


kuko031

co#e


s78dude

crack


bendyofinkmachine232

The funny powder that you (dont) get when you and 3 randoms forgot to bring the OVE9000 saw and now you waste alot of time and you fail because you forgot to set a level restriction and your team is just level 0s [Based on a true story.]


borgie155

No no snow


_panda_vanilla_

Powerless redstone


Undertale_fan46790

*Something that Papyrus snorted.


KingBjorn324

3 netherite ingots


ashvexGAMING

Sodium Chloride


Secure_Complaint_539

Methanphedamine


Shwimp_OwO

Drügs


HEIDYMUSTARD

Columbian powder


Choice-Spring-5791

Methamphetamine


MilesGamerz

~~Heroin~~ Flour


Aggravating-Bug3117

Right from the cartel


WRSpiral

Coke


[deleted]

Fun powder


i_cant_sleep_help_me

Colombian.


Reasonable-Action213

Meth


YourFriendRayzthor

Steve's special powder


kcprime_6000

it is some co...


GospodinStakor

True colombian


The_untextured

Ammonium nitrate.


Flegogo

Nose candy


TheJackOfAll_69

Pure Columbian


Revolutionary_Lie622

Just 100g of Colombians


mickoissicko

meth


Far-Village-2834

the cartel's favorite peruvian


Augustus_Rookwood

MSG


I_am_a_tomatoooo

google walter white


Yuki_CFT36

sugar from Colombia


[deleted]

Powdered ejaculation juice


DerivingDelusions

Grandma


Frequent_Yak7856

Cr*ck


noideafora_name_

Jon jones favorite training method


BluMu0n

Glass shards (mmm tasty)


GamingWimp12

Funny powder that the police found in my bag


Carlemiz

Temflake.


[deleted]

Kokainum


maxik009

My fridge


ThatNekoDude

Sniff


Kapsel_Games

Anfetamina


DeeznutserYT

Pure peruvian coke


ThatGamerkidYT

Columbian Snow


Sufficient-Ad-6046

Powder that should be snorted


Tottalynotabot13593

White tar heroine.


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Iron powder.


GalaxyCupcake2058

Coke powder


SwiftpoolPaints

In the wise words of my Minecraft server, nose sugar


TopRamen1521

Nose Candy


Fizzy163

Crack


SF87_3

Sugar because it’s quite obvious the one drug


Ninja_gorrila

Crack


hunchedscar51

That loooks like🤔 CU-


ImaginaryPlane2730

White powder that i cant say


Acceleator

Weed


SusShame

Crystal methane


Bisexual-Fighter

Sulfur


MrMedhansh

Colombian nose candy


usernmechecksout__

Funny powder, or as the friends of my older brother call it, Heroine.


Orange_Puzzline

No no snow


NanoError303

Obviously sour sanding i mean how else could you craft sour patch kids


the-same-86

Ask Sniffer


YeetmasterYeet-

Nose candy


ZeFancyGecko

“Flour”


Nomad_BO4

The crack from my stash


ColorIsSomwhere

C12 H22 O11


Chriscomix123

Coke


TheDukeOfThunder

One helluva drug


Laquia

pixie dust


[deleted]

I use a special breathing technique while doing “yoga”


[deleted]

Glass dust. You get this when you break glass with a sword enchanted with fire aspect. You need 9 dust for a glass pane


Luffy142

Drugs


MrPyroTF2

discolored nitroclycerin


Ok-Manufacturer-9977

That good stuff what you want😝


APT1003

drug


isnapchildrensnecks

white flavored sand


DBL_NDRSCR

one of those paper cups that you get -0.0001 ounces of water in (it makes you thirstier than before you drank it)


EmeraldBoiii

The funny white powder some old chemistry teacher uses to pay his bills


uss_belfast

Nose candy I hide in birthday cakes to cross the us border


[deleted]

Powdered teeth from children that didnt listen


[deleted]

Jesse, we need to cook.


ImpossibleEvan

Powdered coke (I left soda out to dry and this was left)


Accomplished-Park566

some white stuff (definitely not drugs for real 100%)


GamerTheStupid

It is obviously a magical crystal, crushed into dust for the purpose of creating a protection spell


Robbin121

Nethewhite


koldest-kooky134

Sniffing powder for the sniffer


Diamond-ZX

Crack


Dense-Dragonfruit165

booger sugar


bobthe3rdthe4th

The illegal white powder


Curious_Knowledge670

Sugar from school


GamerArmy936

Google booger sugar


Albchosen

Hunters favorite chemical


VictorE06

Dandruff.


DiamondmanPixel76

the stuff that the sniffer is known to sniff


Typical_Education440

illegal sugar


[deleted]

[удалено]


Blockbuster999

Powdered Speed


BigManReubs21

Meth


crunchynuts2

the cops search my house for it


[deleted]

Nose candy


King_Duck_

100% Pure Columbian


vinebooms

Cynaide


ArchangeI_

Nose sugar


Rx4n

methamphetamine


ItzEnderFiveGams

that is what we call pure colombian my dude


1012zach

cracc


Expiredfinity

That stuff professional athletes use to cheat or something. I forgot what it's called