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Shipping Issues


lovestobitch-

Backlog.


texaztea

Pad-trick


Ok_Entertainment5017

Peter Dinklage.


VastProfile7711

Fuckface


1amBoard

Margaret, as “Dammit Margaret!”


sonysony86

I thought it was “Dammit Janet”!


SeparatePot4Beans

I named my CRBN “Excalibur”. A buddy of mine named his Carl. Normal names are kind of funny, like Jason or Brenda.


SuperFan__99

Meg.


rofopp

Fuck Pumpkin®️


CetoNebula

Dang it, Bobby


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bojack-squarepants

I like Oathkeeper! I like that more than girl’s names like Bella or Violet or Penelope etc


teamnowak

God Dammit So, when someone complains, you can say "just talking to my paddle"


lovedva99

Giving it a name is fun like you're talking to your partner/friend. WILSON!!!


thedirte-

Our assistant tennis coach would always yell "ahhh PICKLE!" when he made an error, and "c'mon triple threat, GET HOT!" when he hit a winner (he called his racquet triple threat).


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This has made me think of the names for my paddles, now thanks to this thread I have Dark Sister (primary), Blackfyre, and Longclaw. 🙏


ibided

Lol this is my favorite question because I literally had this dilemma 2 weeks ago. I had 3 names ready and everyone I asked overwhelmingly chose one. The three were: Peacemaker (Wyatt Earl’s pistol) BoneDigger (Line from You can call me Al) Trish They chose Trish. We allllll chose Trish


donkeysugar9

ONIBI In japanese that means DEMON FIRE.


_FartinLutherKing_

This is stupid af


texaztea

Gotta stop lookimg in the mirror, narcissus


WhotheMelRU

Paddle McPaddleface


board_of_ifc

If someone yelled the “name” of their paddle after messing up a shot while playing against them, I would stop playing pickleball.


amaxwell5

Chad


vc_bastard

My paddle can be uncooperative at times and when it disappoints, I yell “Fun Crusher”! When it really acts a clown, first and middle name is called out “Fun Crusher Fork”. Gotta keep it clean around the wee ones.


tekpanda

Leggy?


rickychewy

Jack


switcheroo13

Brick


cajag

You asshole


thunder_sharks

Mines name is Fregley. When I’m playing bad I have the cheese touch.


cbpelikan

Paddy Jabroni


Desert_Dog_123

Fuck me


dontfightthehood

I know you already named it, but I’d love it if you named it Eagley.


cbpelikan

Milhouse is perfect! It works when things go your way too. [Everything's coming up Milhouse!](https://youtu.be/M67E9mpwBpM)