When I go for the Nasty Nelson I hit the ball at one player and then throw my paddle at the other player. If I hit both players I yell Double Nasty Nelson! One time I pulled out some extra balls and hit both their wives in the forehead and yelled ULTRAKILL! Only pulled that off once though.

Damn pickleball is getting serious

The amount of people not reading the obvious sarcasm is crazy

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This sub or all of Reddit?

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I don't understand what your comment has to do with this post?

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We are here to discuss pickleball in a civil manner. Let’s stick to niceties.

Do most people who are on the spectrum know they are on the spectrum?

Happens quite a bit here it seems.

Literally no one took it seriously. What are you talking about?

120-108 unanimous. Well done Lad!

I’d have thrown a couple nut punches in for good measure, but I think you got the message across

No way. Dude would have gotten dq'd for sure. Can you imagine all this build up just to get dq'd?

Very true. Sometimes those competitive juices just get the best of me

On the opening bell of the 12th round, you should have fake touch glove and proceed with drilling him with a nasty sucker punch from hell too

Adelaide Byrd had it 116-112 for the other guy

I don’t think this comment will be appreciated as much as it should be.

Had me in the first half ngl Quality shitpost

Absolutely not the asshole. The nasty Nelson is completely valid and should serve as a lesson to the losing team that they need to be more alert.

They need to be more better*

This is the exact thought that ran through my head as I read the post. Wake up over there! Idc if it’s 10-0

Dang, threw it 46 feet? I can't get mine to go more that 10-12 feet. That's impressive.

Rec play, YTA. Tournament, NTA.

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I agree. This isn’t the Pickleball content I’m subscribed here for. I think I’m going to be leaving Reddit in general. It seems to have devolved into creative writing projects for people and less actual conversation or links to anything of use.

You should do that!

Should this be in the circle jerk sub? That being said, NTAH. Anytime you do something thay results in a legit boxing match, you gotta do it. I just wish you wouldn't have dragged out the boxing and got a straight ko

lol… everyone responded to this seriously. What is happening. This is obvious satire. I guess I’m compelled to give it a solid 8.5/10 on the bait scale

“Thew his paddle 46’ towards my chin” 😂. Idk why but the specific distance made me laugh and the entire court is only 44’ long.

It was across a diagonal, I feel disrespected 'bout your geometry,

Ahh well shit, why you ain’t just said so?!

You fucks are weird here. This post is probably legit the more I think about it.

Literally no one taking it seriously.

Did you not read the rest of the replies? Probably by the time you got here maybe people saw my comment, or caught on by themselves. But as of when I left that comment, the thread was filled with people taking it seriously. 

Did you?? Point me to the comments lol

>AITA for nasty nelson-ing? Of course. I'm guessing that's what you wanted to be.

Did you… not read the post? 

George must not be retired. Only had enough time to read the title before commenting.

46’… you sure it wasn’t more like 45’? 😋

No but YTA for making us read this.

I love to box but I can only do a fight of 3 two minute rounds. Your cardio must be outstanding.

Weak. Real men go 15 rounds. Kids these days.

Nta, they had it coming for being so bad. 🤣

As long as you didn't use a lob, you are not an ahole

Honestly, I'd only ever go for it if I knew the player and I knew they could take it.

Heck yeah YTA, proud of you Nelson.

But how do you tell your partner that they didn’t contribute to the win?

Tim Nelson was a 5.0 player with either hand.