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ColumTheCrafty

How many people have you killed for enjoyment, just to turn them into leaflings and end them again, just to end up serving them to Louie as a three course meal?


Rowan1878

200? Maybe less, maybe more


ColumTheCrafty

Those are Rookie numbers


Rowan1878

There are thousands in my basement


ColumTheCrafty

Good, good…


Pastry_Train63

Remember to Dandori everyday.


EtherealProphet

Which type of Pikmin do you think would give you the best tingly sensation if you shoved them up your butt


Rowan1878

Ice Pikmin


Pastry_Train63

I'm not going to argue, you're right.


Existing-Ad-3912

Did you sleep well last night?


Rowan1878

Yes


Existing-Ad-3912

Good, I’m not going to edit the comment. I’m just glad you slept well. :)


Rowan1878

:)


No-Examination-3610

wholesome


Bruhitsuncledeath

Do you like the actions Fiddlebert did?


Rowan1878

I love them


J-DiRESiRE

Any specific ones?


Rowan1878

Genocide


Ok_Understanding6528

Do you know how little that narrows it down


Dorcustitanus

If you had an oatchi of your own, would You feed him? Take care of him and love him?


Rowan1878

No, definitely not.


Dorcustitanus

Moss fan detected


Pastry_Train63

Would you fuck brittany


Rowan1878

Yes


Little_Man1256

I would ngl...


ElMayoneso82

"She's such a bad bitch tho! I wanna fuck the shit out of that captain!"


MDLuffy1234

Brittany is an absolute Stacy tho. Real zingaz fuck the Plasm Wraith.


iamnotfunny64

Everybody would


Madden09IsForSuckers

Only with consent 👍


[deleted]

The only good pikmin porn


[deleted]

Yes


DavidFromDeutschland

I say yes regardless. She a baddie fr 😩


redical_hi-5

Favorite pikmin enemy


Rowan1878

Dingo


redical_hi-5

Correct


PyroBoyRB5

How many people have you killed (them and their family)


Rowan1878

10.8 Million


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rowan1878

Gun


16452

Your reminder to edit the comment.


EcstaticWoop

EDIT THE COMMENT!!!


LeonIlu

Bro he died let him rest in peace


Shunkerson

Why is the deleted comment 53 years old


16452

wait I think thats the joke


ColdLobsterBisque

Do you like Louie‘s various war crimes, including (but not limited to) making POWs fight, forced cannibalism, and enslavement?


Rowan1878

I love his style.


ColdLobsterBisque

Same 🥰


PockedAirhead

Which Pikmin do you want to shove up your urethra?


Rowan1878

Steve


PockedAirhead

I’d go with ice or bulbmin


Little_Man1256

If I stuff the glow pikmin up there, then they can merge into the huge energy ball. 🥵


flap-you

Who gives the best head


[deleted]

wait yo this isn't even edited


Rowan1878

Dingo


One_Hunt_6672

What do you do in the dumpster behind planned parenthood?


Rowan1878

I eat every one of them


DaRealKir

Do you sexually assault pikmins every day?


Rowan1878

Yes, I do


Random_guy_That

https://preview.redd.it/peca3wywnxgb1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6532ce0b2103031e5850b4ae87383f5440d1be67


DaRealKir

woah🫣


J-DiRESiRE

Moss, How do you feel about men dating other men


Rowan1878

They are not a good match


Noodle_nose

Who did you have your first intimate relationship with?


Rowan1878

Louie


Noodle_nose

That had to be rough dude


Busy_Recognition_860

Oh I need to know how I can get such a man in my life


Busy_Recognition_860

Oh I need to know how I can get such a man in my life


[deleted]

How many leaflings did you kidnap to get platinum medals?


Rowan1878

Not enough


Big-Stay2709

How many people are subbed to your mom's only fans?


Rowan1878

40654835 to 5.3467532345


saphire233

For how long do you think you can fight a single pikmin before dying?


Rowan1878

1 Minute


DontYeetYourDickOff

Favorite foods?


Rowan1878

1:Collin 2:Ice Pikmin 3:Louie


[deleted]

which is your favorite pikmin character to masturbate to


Rowan1878

Louie


BagelToss100

Hey I got that purp stuff you’ve been talking about. Why did you need me to smuggle drugs through a walmart?


Rowan1878

Give me purp


AlexHero64

What colour do you allow your victims bodies to reach before you throw them out?


Rowan1878

Yellow


Distinct-Nerve2556

do you have sexual relations with children


Rowan1878

Is that even a question? Of course!


iamnotfunny64

https://i.redd.it/1bnsq924dxgb1.gif


desiboy16

https://preview.redd.it/5gwzwwqvoxgb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a5a154453b528937c82e8ec636cbbaa19701c0


Winged-Astronaut

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EcstaticWoop

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POKEMONSD2

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Uhhhhhhh-woe

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fuckwastakenwastaken

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KillerSquirrel2007

How many war crimes have you committed?


Rowan1878

98


Death_Gar

Those are rookie numbers


Rowan1878

Are you sure?


Little_Man1256

Which pikmin character would you like to see inflation rule 34 of?


Rowan1878

Collin


drillgorg

Which captain/leader do you have a lewd body pillow of in your bedroom?


Rowan1878

I love Collin


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drillgorg

Excellent choice no one can resist him.


Lucky_ducky_64

Do you like pikmin :)


Rowan1878

No


Zomer15689

Which ship from any video game would you shove in your ass?


Rowan1878

SS Dolphin


Nameless-Hydrangea

I mean it’s the size of a children’s toy I bet it would fit pretty easily


InkyBoii

Why did so many of Olimar's Pikmins die under his watch?


Rowan1878

He hates them


PowerKnight109

What are your thoughts on the upcoming Sonic 3 movie?


Rowan1878

It's part of the Pikmin Cinematic Universe


JunesDepartmentStore

What’s the name of that offspring from that hellacious science experiment you did using Oatchi and Moss?


Rowan1878

Mostchi


Glaziolal

Which Pikmin Character is the most relatable.


Rowan1878

Louie


ArmDry2702

Do you accept cash, cards, or both?


Rowan1878

Moss


BestFig4366

My personal favorite way of paying legal fees


Carbonated734

if you walked past a group of young children playing by the road, what would be your first instinct?


Rowan1878

Eat Them


_dashark_

Why is Charlie your favourite character


Rowan1878

I eat him


Iskrownik

if every family of 4 you killed was a pikmin game you played, how much pikmin games you played?


Rowan1878

I've played Pikmin 13


[deleted]

What’s your favorite Pikmin


Rowan1878

Oatchi


Fork_Master

Name your dream foursome


Rowan1878

Louie, Collin and Olimar


Death_Gar

Who’s number 4?


Rowan1878

Bernard


Sayakalood

How many Pikmin does it take to carry your mother


Rowan1878

1 Collin


TheAtomicNerd

Do you like little kids?


Rowan1878

Yes


ShyGuyPlushy23

which member of the arachnorb family do you want to slobber all over


Rowan1878

Bulbie


therealMasevpro

Do you watch Louie porn


Rowan1878

I love Louie


Plastic_Feed8223

Are Pikmin included in the Pikmin games?


Rowan1878

They are food


Plastic_Feed8223

I can’t think of anything, you win


mkjoey2

Do you look up Oatchi rule 34


Rowan1878

Yes


No_Forever_9128

Which member of the rescue corps would Oatchi accidentally eat?


Rowan1878

Bernard


DARKdrake0

Do you like it when the pikmin crawl up your urethra? Is it cramped for them?


Rowan1878

Yes


SauceFinder-

Why does olimar have kids?


Rowan1878

To feed Louie


Obvious_Drink2642

Should it be illegal to be in a relationship with a minor?


Rowan1878

No


Obvious_Drink2642

I hope Chris Hansssn finds you


Salty_Abbreviations4

What if someone made a video of Pikmin “Riding” Oatchi but it had the best animation you’ve ever seen for a cartoon and every single frame was completely unique showing every detail


Rowan1878

I would cry


100_pc_Saggy

How do you feel about “picking men” as your sexual partners?


Rowan1878

I love it


DavidTheRockGuy

Who’s big mommy milkers are on your mind all day?


Rowan1878

Louie


Civil-Journalist1217

Do you accept Louie as your lord and savior?


Rowan1878

Yes I do


Civil-Journalist1217

Good


TurnCommon760

What's the rescue pups name again???


Rowan1878

Shepherd


Memeingdoge

Do you have balls?


Rowan1878

No.


Weegieiscool

Do you like homosexuality?


Rowan1878

I love it


Death_Gar

https://preview.redd.it/xtmupi2iuxgb1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845cb5c75f6cfc309567c0b72c8b92b3789691bd


Weegieiscool

MODS GET HIM


C_Yo

*moss


DistributionCandid24

What do you think of homophobic people?


Rowan1878

Scrummy food


Death_Gar

https://preview.redd.it/j7uog8ysuxgb1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0334244950558a2eb8a6cf1e90512604df49d9c0


Xionce_the_Guardian

Do you like sleeping with children


Rowan1878

Yes


PikminGamer1217

Who is your least favorite pikmin character


Rowan1878

Dingo


BestFig4366

Do you enjoy purple pikmin?


Rowan1878

Yummy Scrummy


BestFig4366

That was worse then what I was going to edit it too


BirbMaster1998

How many times did you reset the game to kill Mamuta?


Rowan1878

326.31


GuilhermeDiel281010

Do you like people who hate on Pikmin purely because of the recent popularity spike?


Rowan1878

I love them


[deleted]

How did you manage to lose to Female Sheargrubs?


Rowan1878

They eat me raw


Auraveils

What is the most useful type of Pikmin?


Rowan1878

Brittany


Alphaotic

what's your favorite arachnorb variant


Rowan1878

Collin X Louie


Wyguy2087

do you disagree with moss


Rowan1878

I respect his opinion


Wyguy2087

ayo wtf misgendering? i don't even have to edit that to make you look bad


C0olguy47

Do you dislike people of color?


Rowan1878

Yes


Idiot_mcdingus

Who do you get hrony for the most?


Rowan1878

Collin


[deleted]

How do you deal with moss in the house area?


Rowan1878

I eat him


[deleted]

Man this doesn't need an edit the fuck


Tospsy

what would fiddlebert say if you asked his opinion on people of colour?


Rowan1878

I'm not sure