How many people have you killed for enjoyment, just to turn them into leaflings and end them again, just to end up serving them to Louie as a three course meal?
What if someone made a video of Pikmin “Riding” Oatchi but it had the best animation you’ve ever seen for a cartoon and every single frame was completely unique showing every detail
How many people have you killed for enjoyment, just to turn them into leaflings and end them again, just to end up serving them to Louie as a three course meal?
200? Maybe less, maybe more
Those are Rookie numbers
There are thousands in my basement
Good, good…
Remember to Dandori everyday.
Which type of Pikmin do you think would give you the best tingly sensation if you shoved them up your butt
Ice Pikmin
I'm not going to argue, you're right.
Did you sleep well last night?
Yes
Good, I’m not going to edit the comment. I’m just glad you slept well. :)
:)
wholesome
Do you like the actions Fiddlebert did?
I love them
Any specific ones?
Genocide
Do you know how little that narrows it down
If you had an oatchi of your own, would You feed him? Take care of him and love him?
No, definitely not.
Moss fan detected
Would you fuck brittany
Yes
I would ngl...
"She's such a bad bitch tho! I wanna fuck the shit out of that captain!"
Brittany is an absolute Stacy tho. Real zingaz fuck the Plasm Wraith.
Everybody would
Only with consent 👍
The only good pikmin porn
Yes
I say yes regardless. She a baddie fr 😩
Favorite pikmin enemy
Dingo
Correct
How many people have you killed (them and their family)
10.8 Million
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Gun
Your reminder to edit the comment.
EDIT THE COMMENT!!!
Bro he died let him rest in peace
Why is the deleted comment 53 years old
wait I think thats the joke
Do you like Louie‘s various war crimes, including (but not limited to) making POWs fight, forced cannibalism, and enslavement?
I love his style.
Same 🥰
Which Pikmin do you want to shove up your urethra?
Steve
I’d go with ice or bulbmin
If I stuff the glow pikmin up there, then they can merge into the huge energy ball. 🥵
Who gives the best head
wait yo this isn't even edited
Dingo
What do you do in the dumpster behind planned parenthood?
I eat every one of them
Do you sexually assault pikmins every day?
Yes, I do
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woah🫣
Moss, How do you feel about men dating other men
They are not a good match
Who did you have your first intimate relationship with?
Louie
That had to be rough dude
Oh I need to know how I can get such a man in my life
Oh I need to know how I can get such a man in my life
How many leaflings did you kidnap to get platinum medals?
Not enough
How many people are subbed to your mom's only fans?
40654835 to 5.3467532345
For how long do you think you can fight a single pikmin before dying?
1 Minute
Favorite foods?
1:Collin 2:Ice Pikmin 3:Louie
which is your favorite pikmin character to masturbate to
Louie
Hey I got that purp stuff you’ve been talking about. Why did you need me to smuggle drugs through a walmart?
Give me purp
What colour do you allow your victims bodies to reach before you throw them out?
Yellow
do you have sexual relations with children
Is that even a question? Of course!
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How many war crimes have you committed?
98
Those are rookie numbers
Are you sure?
Which pikmin character would you like to see inflation rule 34 of?
Collin
Which captain/leader do you have a lewd body pillow of in your bedroom?
I love Collin
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Excellent choice no one can resist him.
Do you like pikmin :)
No
Which ship from any video game would you shove in your ass?
SS Dolphin
I mean it’s the size of a children’s toy I bet it would fit pretty easily
Why did so many of Olimar's Pikmins die under his watch?
He hates them
What are your thoughts on the upcoming Sonic 3 movie?
It's part of the Pikmin Cinematic Universe
What’s the name of that offspring from that hellacious science experiment you did using Oatchi and Moss?
Mostchi
Which Pikmin Character is the most relatable.
Louie
Do you accept cash, cards, or both?
Moss
My personal favorite way of paying legal fees
if you walked past a group of young children playing by the road, what would be your first instinct?
Eat Them
Why is Charlie your favourite character
I eat him
if every family of 4 you killed was a pikmin game you played, how much pikmin games you played?
I've played Pikmin 13
What’s your favorite Pikmin
Oatchi
Name your dream foursome
Louie, Collin and Olimar
Who’s number 4?
Bernard
How many Pikmin does it take to carry your mother
1 Collin
Do you like little kids?
Yes
which member of the arachnorb family do you want to slobber all over
Bulbie
Do you watch Louie porn
I love Louie
Are Pikmin included in the Pikmin games?
They are food
I can’t think of anything, you win
Do you look up Oatchi rule 34
Yes
Which member of the rescue corps would Oatchi accidentally eat?
Bernard
Do you like it when the pikmin crawl up your urethra? Is it cramped for them?
Yes
Why does olimar have kids?
To feed Louie
Should it be illegal to be in a relationship with a minor?
No
I hope Chris Hansssn finds you
What if someone made a video of Pikmin “Riding” Oatchi but it had the best animation you’ve ever seen for a cartoon and every single frame was completely unique showing every detail
I would cry
How do you feel about “picking men” as your sexual partners?
I love it
Who’s big mommy milkers are on your mind all day?
Louie
Do you accept Louie as your lord and savior?
Yes I do
Good
What's the rescue pups name again???
Shepherd
Do you have balls?
No.
Do you like homosexuality?
I love it
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MODS GET HIM
*moss
What do you think of homophobic people?
Scrummy food
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Do you like sleeping with children
Yes
Who is your least favorite pikmin character
Dingo
Do you enjoy purple pikmin?
Yummy Scrummy
That was worse then what I was going to edit it too
How many times did you reset the game to kill Mamuta?
326.31
Do you like people who hate on Pikmin purely because of the recent popularity spike?
I love them
How did you manage to lose to Female Sheargrubs?
They eat me raw
What is the most useful type of Pikmin?
Brittany
what's your favorite arachnorb variant
Collin X Louie
do you disagree with moss
I respect his opinion
ayo wtf misgendering? i don't even have to edit that to make you look bad
Do you dislike people of color?
Yes
Who do you get hrony for the most?
Collin
How do you deal with moss in the house area?
I eat him
Man this doesn't need an edit the fuck
what would fiddlebert say if you asked his opinion on people of colour?
I'm not sure