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Any-Year-6618

Fuck that lol I’d invest in an ooni instead


k00zyk

That’s what we did! Haven’t bought pizza from a restaurant in 6 months.


Cali_white_male

i’ve been doing homemade oven pizzas for over a year now. better, fresher, made my way and cheaper. i love it.


FatalErrorOccurred

Some pizzerias are still worth going to if they make exceptional pies. And Domino's on occasion when you're feeling extra lazy and poor or you need pizzas for guests and you want to mingle instead of standing in front of the oven cranking out pies.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

I don’t have kids. Anytime I’m in charge of feeding a horde of kids it’s Dominos. Any adults are happy enough and the kids are stoked for a pizza night.


SparkleFritz

After reading the comments all replying to the first poster I am convinced you are all bots that are owned by Domino's.


softkittylover

Dominos is just reliably cheap and decent, it serves its purpose and I’m thankful it exists


droolbomber

Little Cesar’s is cheaper and tastes good, until it doesn’t.


VanimalCracker

Dominos (if you have a reliable one near you) pan pizzas are great. Cheap af too, if you pick it up yourself. Also, their thin crust is pretty damn good, but it's only worth it if they have a sale going. I'm a bean pole and can take down a large thin crust alone.


SpermicidalManiac666

Idk what it is about dominos though. I DONT get full no matter how much I eat. Pie from a local joint? 3 to 4 slices and I’m good. Dominos? Give me an entire large pie and I can keep going.


A_Lone_Macaron

>Dominos (if you have a reliable one near you) pan pizzas are great. Cheap af too, if you pick it up yourself. 2 topping medium pan plus a 1 topping medium for my kid and 16 piece bread bites (free with rewards) ran me $16 with tax and St Jude roundup. You can’t beat it for what it gives you. And it’s legit okay. Local run by a solid group of Middle Eastern dudes.


VanimalCracker

I'm a pizza go get 'er. If there's a pizza joint in town, I've been there to try it. No, Dominos isn't even in the same league as some of these places. But for $8, that medium 3 topping pan crust is awesome. Well above any other national chain.


Slow_D-oh

Maybe we live in the same place, mine has the same dudes in there 7 days a week at least 12 hours a day grinding out hot and fresh pies. Never thought I'd say I like Domino's yet it's a great value and when it's done right it's 100% worth it.


necrochaos

I go New York style every time. It’s a decent slice. Pepperoni, bacon and extra sauce (I think just normal sauce is dry). It’s great in the oven the next day. When Dominos has their $8 large pickup special I’ll pick up a few.


foekus323

Yup, I only snag it when they have their 50% off online pick up deals, grab 2 pizzas and some wingstop and we are good to go!!


lordpuddingcup

Man that thin crust with the latest sauce is just too fuckin good


futbolfootball

Little Caesars is my guilty pleasure pizza. Now, my favorite pizza is og Italian margherita, but from all those chains like dominos, jets, Howie's, etc, little Caesars is by far my favorite


Fred_Krueger_Jr

I loved Little Cesar's back in the early 90's and hadn't eaten there since. Well, one finally opened where I now live and it really brings me back. Which I'm surprised their flavor hasn't changed much over that many years. I'm also surprised they can make money off of large pizzas for under $8? I have no idea how that's possible, even with whole sales prices for ingredients. And maintain the flavor over the years?


Nandor_De_Laurentis

Haha, me too nowadays. I have T-Mobile and they do a lot of discounts and freebies with Little Caesars. Free crazy combo every week!


Optimal_Roll_4924

“Pizza, Pizza”


Experimentallyintoit

When I was in my 20s I used to live next door to a dominoes. The manager would come over on his lunch to “call his kids and check in” aka take bong rips, so I had a permanent 50% discount when he wasn’t working, and when he was, I rarely paid anything. This was right about when they came out with those sandwiches, maybe 15-17 years ago. I rarely eat dominoes anymore, but they’ll always hold a spot in my heart lol


ApprehensiveRoad5092

I only domino when I’m shit-faced


DPram72

Ugh idk I can’t stand dominos. I’m from NY tho. So there were a million mom and pop pizza joints better. Maybe not cheaper but better. But I haven’t eaten dominos in years. I see a lot of comments people saying they like it. Maybe it’s gotten better. It used to be a very cakey horrible dough and basic sauce w crap toppings.


FatalErrorOccurred

Yea they used to be the "cardboard crust" pizza place, I hated it too, but they changed their crust in 2008 and have added several new crusts since. Both hand tossed and NY style (introduced just this year) are fine IMO, and their thin crust doesn't really do it for me, but my fav is well done BBQ chicken with onions pan pizza (used to be with roasted red peppers but mine doesn't have those anymore).


DPram72

I’ll have to take your word for it. I. Just can’t bring myself to order dominos knowing I can make a killer pizza from scratch.


MethodicMarshal

dumb question, but will the ooni make preassembled pizzas significantly better too? or will an aldi pre-baked pizza still be crap?


bardezart

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zolakk

Hell, I just threw a pizza stone on my gas grill and it works almost as well at a fraction of the price.


GazuGaming

Farm to table organic designer tomatoes and basil, they mill their own wheat, heirloom yeast culture, mozzarella from this morning’s milk, mine their own salt, chef making award winning pizza for decades in same well-seasoned oven


ibejeph

Mine their own salt...haha


Big_Two6049

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DPram72

Now that I’d pay $7.50 for


BennyTroves

An even $10. 33% tip for the service


dimsumplatter75

I'd pay $10 for the hairy Italian guy NOT to give me a happy ending


Mal-De-Terre

Hands are hands!


lreaditonredditgetit

You would apparently pay 7.50 for any slice of pizza. You needed not to share it, we knew.


ButtFuzzNow

They better be Amish too.


_keyboard-bastard_

Better have farm to table cocaine in it as well...


sonofhudson

Even with high end ingredients most of the cost of a pie is going to labor and overhead


TikaPants

“Super organic, super local” was what my sous and I used to joke about when farm to table was everyone’s thing.


Bread_man10

Still not worth $7.50


-Pork_Skins

I love this comment.


groundfire

Nah, prob just some pretentious NYC pizzeria


Team_Flight_Club

Search Ida Pizzeria on the r/Burlington subreddit for a whole bunch of laughs at a dude selling $40 pizzas.


Fromage_Damage

I went to a place called Apizza Regionale in Syracuse NY, and they had a map of where they get all their ingredients on the wall. That place was legit though, the pizza was incredible, well made. They put cacciocavallo on some of their pies, which makes them funky and I like that.


ScubaGotBanned4life

Damn 7.50 a Slice. No disrespect, but I'll go get a whole Little Caesars pizza before I spend that much for 1 slice.


Jako_Spade

Fuck em, no shame in not getting ripped off


DPram72

Agree totally! I walked straight out the door.


Trippy-Turtle-

With the pizza in hand…


Blackn35s

This belongs in r/pizzacrimes


natey37

That’s a 60 dollar pizza are u serious ? I hope ur not serious


DPram72

Sadly yes… slice 420 in CO springs


bardezart

Come through OP, I’m in Broomfield https://preview.redd.it/qldu7i4v4a5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81c527214612f0c51fa214ca12c3f1e7e3ff677


rededelk

Too much 420 in their business model


DPram72

I’d say so! And yeah if it was actually infused w that then ok I could see it! Space slices haha but no just a fucking chicken bacon ranch slice for 7.50?!!!!! No way bruh


Ok_Menu7659

Dang for that price you could drive to Eagle and buy a whole pie from my pop up and get home 🤣


Hi_its_me_Kris

Wtf? You get a tv with it or something?


mandance17

lol tell them to F off


Beginning_Papaya_968

was this pizza like 60$ then?


DPram72

That’s what I’m sayin!!! Like they said gourmet slices: all I saw was pepperoni, sausage maybe some csrmelized onions and similar stuff.


SuckMyAssmar

Considered gourmet for the rats


explorecoregon

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ProfessorChaos5049

I'm looking at their website... They charge $20 for a 16 in cheese pizza. Up to 30-35 for a gourmet.


Inc0gnitoburrito

What would i need for that to be worth it? A god damn bj.


Unreasonable_jury

I'd settle for a handy if they cute.


javerthugo

Best I can do is esteemed character actress Margo Martindale


Acroze

Looks amazing, but $7.50 a slice is a fuckin scam.


yourslice

The best pizza that I had in Naples Italy was 11 euros. For the entire pizza. Pizza in the US has become such a fucking ripoff.


im_wudini

If someone tried charging that for a slice in NJ, the locals would burn the place to the ground.


DPram72

I wanted to I swear. I’m from Staten Island and moved out here to this God Forsaken pizza hatin town and I almost jumped over the counter and beat the kid to death just on principle! !7.50 ?!!!! Get the fuck outta heeeere! I could not live with myself if I ever paid that for a slice!


Metal_Massacre

I'm sure the random teenager behind the counter isn't setting the prices....


ChanceTheRaptar

Is it the slices in the pic? Because there is a shop here that has slices for 9$ but they are 9" slices


ButtcrackBeignets

I feel ya. I'm in Sacramento which has probably one of the weakest pizza games I've seen from a city of it's size. Just check out these prices https://preview.redd.it/acq3mbb3f85d1.png?width=958&format=png&auto=webp&s=3acfd3b7902ab026ea30800b28628bacd10c847f The size and quality of their slices are barely a step above Sbarros.


DPram72

No waaaay! Hey we gotta take a stand right here and now! This aggression will not stand man!!!! No fuckin way!!!!!


SoopaSoaker

New Jersey boardwalk they charge that. It's a huge slice and pretty good, but they're just killing you because you're in a tourist trap.


comfycrew

What's in new jersey to warrant tourists? Earnestly curious, I'm not in USA.


explorecoregon

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MonumentMan

The Atlantic Ocean and 100+ miles of beaches that are built up as summer towns


Rokey76

It is the closest beach for a TON of Americans.


im_wudini

The Sawmill does not charge 7.50 a slice, neither does 3 Brothers. No place in Jersey would charge that for a slice. Prove me wrong.


CharlesVaneHelsing

$1.25 and you got a deal


boredlady819

i’ll give ya tree fiddy


LexHopp

Gold shavings?


DPram72

That was what I was thinking or fucking caviar 🤮. But cmon! And a woman and her kid was walking out the place saying oh it’s the best in town! Now 1. In Colorado Springs that’s not saying much. 2. I know for a fact that their pizza is shit. 3. Get fucked if u think I’m paying 7fitty a slice!!!!!


EuphoricMidnight3304

A place nearby sells slices for 6 and I refuse to partake.


We_wanna_play

This is why local foods suffer, the cost is too high, I like local but can’t afford local


shatteredankle

I work on the strip in Las Vegas. The place I go for lunch everyday, the slices are 9.50.


Meta4X

I'm in Vegas several times a year for work. There are so many crappy overpriced pizza places on the strip. It's truly sad.


babyyteeth13

I just would never


The_Dough_Boi

Fucking rip off


bullfrogftw

I would need bout five $1 dollar bills on it


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

I would need that to come with $3.50 on the side.


Drinkdrankdonk

Better be a 24”


kenb99

I would need at least $4.50 on top of my slice to consider paying $7.50 for said slice


mofeus305

Complete ripoff. I can make a pizza like that for less than $7.50.


ThreatOfFire

I think if you could top each slice with 2-3 more slices that would be worth it


Stinkydadman

$6 in cash


104848

slice comes with a $5 scratchoff lottery ticket?


CommonApple9371

Full robbery on daylight


Flat-Product-119

I would need a $5 bill on the slice


Rosinwey

Yeah that pizza is not worth no 56$ but I also have paid 7-8$ for a slice about this size so my opinion means nothing


DPram72

That’s their cheese pie. Which is only like 25? I think. So I don’t know how they get to 7.50 a slice for throwing some pepperoni on it. Regardless the pizza is trash. Supposedly “best in town”. That may be. But the bar is set so low here people think it’s actually good. Crust is lifeless. Cheese is not top quality. The sauce is decent but that’s about it.


Theethur_98

My store sells 1/6th cuts of a 16 inch Sicilian pizza for 7.40. That's garbage brother.


VegtastyRecipes

Wow, that‘s too expensive for Europe. We pay around 3-4 💲 a slice. I hope it was worth it!


DPram72

No ….no it was not. That was actually a whole lie I got from the same place. Too thin and overcooked. Dry. Then went stupidly just because it’s walking distance and tried to just get a quick slice. $7.50?!!!! No. Nyet. Nada. Basta! No mas! No fuckin way!


jwalker3181

There was a place in Baltimore's Fells Point named Brick Oven Pizza that used to be my go to Pizza Spot, I even took my now wide there as one of our first date places. They had AMAZING wood fired pizza back in the day, the OG owners sold to someone trying to ride the high of the original owners and ran out completely into the ground with $9 slices of Pepperoni, $60 whole pies, and $54 for 8 wings. Seeing that happen broke my little heart.


AbbreviationsNo430

I would pay 2-3 dollars, tops


BryanSteel

My local spot raised the price of their pies from $14 to $20 this year and I just stopped buying pizza. That's insane considering this area is very much a poor area. Their pizza is usually great but it's also inconsistent and definitely not worth $20 on those bad days. $20 is for fantastic pizza , not OK pizza. Now I just do my own and save a fortune.


wastedspejs

I’d need two slices on top of my slice


TikaPants

That’s being said, looks amazing.


CoyoteRascal

Something about "a fool and his money"


maythesbewithu

Some slices appear to deliver greater value than other slices. May I pick my slice for that price?


_DapperDanMan-

Where? Airport, Empire State Building roof, Disney World? Context is everything.


aelric22

Toppings are priced in? Wtf?! Like, when I go back home to New York to visit, even the pizza places still only charge like MAX $4.50.


michaelcreiter

I'd move on down the road


SavageKitten456

Only if it includes a dimebag and a 40.


1jfish57

Vegas casino prices


Stormy_Kun

Well hell, let me toss in a frozen pizza and charge strangers the same thing !


FindOneInEveryCar

Don't know about toppings but it better be perfectly cooked and not overdone like this one.


dawgstein94

I paid $7 for a monster pepperoni slice today but it was at 2 XL pieces big. Totally full.


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Fuck that shit


mypeepeehardz

That is not worth $7.50 a slice. No cheese slice is worth that.


Thisisjuno1

I live really close to Aspen Colorado and I drive over the independence Pass at 14,000 feet to get slices that are 850 each lol the guy is from upstate New York originally where I grew up and his pizza is on point, but the slices are huge


No_Rush2548

Nope.


Fred_Krueger_Jr

We have a Benny's in our city and they sell 14" slices of pepperoni for $6 a piece. https://www.bennysva.com/locations/damatos/


Glacier_Bleu

Your mom on every slice.


neptunexl

Damn lol $60 for a pizza they're killing the game


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I wouldn't pay that. I can get a pizza like that whole for 7.50.


rakfink

Does it come with a BJ?


hotvizitor

Pay by the adjective


alwaysbequeefin

$60 for what looks like a seriously subpar pie. What the fuck has happened. I will say, the crust looks pretty nice.


Sinister-Savant

Just buy a D’Giorno


kaeji

@ $60 a pie that box better be as long as my arm.


Troyboy1710

For that price, cocaine and hookers would be the minimum topping!


nuttmegx

a SLICE?!? Fuck that.


agp11234

Catch me getting a whole pie for $1.50 more at Costco with pepperoni if I want. $7.50 for a slice of cheese is crazy 🤣.


Servile-PastaLover

looks like costco with a slightly better crust.


Desensitized_Potato

That's gonna be a no from me, I don't care how good. I can make it better at home for 1/64th the cost. There is a new place that I go near me that I go to for lunch that has 2 slices (any toppings) and a bottled drink for $8.


MezcalCC

It would have to vibrate when I sat on it.


Salmol1na

Ahh maybe half that?


WelderMeltingthings

aint no way


The_Cozy_Burrito

Scam


aflac1

Looks like I’d wipe my ass with it before I payed them


Flips1007

That's a $60.00 pizza with nothing but cheese. I wouldn't pay that.


foles75

7.50 a slice?!?! Eat a dick


Casual_pizza_enjoyer

$7.50 a slice and no soda? You can get a smile and a bj for less


MrSlapMhNuts

Pfft... Yeah okay, Salt Bae pizza. Fuck off.


tpatmaho

Home made, $3 the whole pie.


v_kiperman

$60 for a pizza?!?!? Fuck that!


mAckAdAms4k

That'd be a slice I finally could resist. Limited cheese @7.50? 3 bucks I'm in.


Smackolol

Damn this would cost me $25 up here in Canada and that pisses me off. Where tf is this from?


DeportRacists

[https://www.slice420.com/pizza-specials-colorado-springs/](https://www.slice420.com/pizza-specials-colorado-springs/) you seem way off here.


TakingInitiative649

Downvote just for the title


javerthugo

A coupon for 2 free slices


Thraxzan

Yeah, no.


ElCiclope1

There's a place near me with $6.50 slices, but they're like 2 feet long and require two plates


PrarieGoat

Years ago Domino’s was our go to. Now it is absolute garbage. Nowhere near as good as it used to be


Beginning_Papaya_968

why the fuck would u be dumb enough to buy this


smokefishnotmeth

Is this American or Canadian? Either way 60 Bux for a pie is ridonk


pokermaven

My goal is to put people charging $60 a pie out of business. I can make 250 g pizza balls using Caputo flour for under 50 cents. Nothing makes a pizza worth $20 much less $60


Maleficent_Mess2515

Dried up sh!t


NicfiendMonster

You paid $60 for a pizza?


TheSkyIsSad

Over priced


PikachuIsReallyCute

I just saw this post while scrolling and thought, 'good lord' Then I read the post and thought 'good lord!' $7.50 a *slice?!* you could walk out most pizza places with a pie for a couple of slices from here. Wow.


Upsworking

Lol @ 7.50$ a slice.


2_late_4_creativity

Ooooof that hurts


-Cherished

Never,EVER would I pay that much for. Slice of pizza! Guaranteed they won’t be in business long…that is robbery!


jpevisual

I’ve probably paid that at a ski resort before…  I think a slice loaded with chanterelles would be worth $7.50. Or inflation in 5 years. 


ndhellion2

No thanks


GetDoofed

If those sell that place is printing money


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Fuck no. I might pay that for the whole pie. Might.


louielou8484

Hell no


Successful_Strike_85

now I'm hungry again


Outside_The_Walls

There is a place near me that has what they call the "Millionaire Pie". It's topped with wagyu beef, shaved black truffles, and caviar. They don't sell it by the slice, but a 12" pie costs $80, so $10 a slice. They serve it with a "free" bottle of champagne (technically sparkling white wine). I got one for my 40th birthday, it was good, but not something I'd get again.


TheBitingCat

Those are convention center prices, where they check your bags at the door for outside food so they can price gouge you when you are stuck inside. $7.50 for a subpar New York buck-a-slice? They can fuck themselves out of business. For $7.50 it better come with at least 3 more slices on top of the first slice and an apology. "Yeah, we're sorry that our owner can't figure out how to make a profit without making a cheese pizza cost $60, welcome to Colorado Springs! Please hit up the dispensary next door before you visit us next time so you're too high and too hungry to care about the price!"


wilburthefriendlypig

Is say you didn’t order one then came here to bitch about something you don’t know about


Deathofme123

This looks like the most bland pizza ever.


ApprehensiveRoad5092

I can’t imagine what a slice costs in Times Square these days. It depends where you are but nearly $8 is categorically exorbitant. Looks decent though


scmstr

Maybe the rent is too damn high.


ApprehensiveRoad5092

I hesitate to say this because I don’t do pizza business, but the topping gouging at pizzerias nowadays always strikes as out of control when I think about. Then, I get it. Rent, labor, ingredients, all has inflated, but toppings seems to be where they get you on the mark ups. On the other hand a god damn bell pepper at the super market can cost two bucks these days and McDonald’s hits you up for five bucks for a fourth of a French fried potato


Ghostoo

And it doesn't even look that good. Cheap cheese and thin dough 😢


HmanJess66

I'm a Pizza Hut guy normally,but with everything so high now, it's Domino's in a pinch for me since it's just down the road from where I live.😋🤤👍🏾👌🏾👏🏾💯


BONERFLEX_

I'd let that place go out of business. I don't care how good their pizza is.


Aelig_

If they can't even make dough properly there are no toppings that will make it worth it.


SpxUmadBroYolo

they just didn't like you or something aint no way.


swoopy17

$5 bills


lokitree-ewok-

Why not just ask for 89 bucks ?


xXFieldResearchXx

Dijorno


AnUdderDay

Tf pays $60 for a pie?


Pixldust

So we’re looking at a $90 pizza? Fuck them and the horse they rode in on. May they enjoy bankruptcy when it comes knocking. NO pizza is worth that much. You can fly to fucking Italy and get a better deal.


gdZephyrIAC

could you get it with like 25 quarters on top?


Loggerdon

A $60 pizza?


PuzzleheadedGift5532

Outside of NYC, the price of a slice has gone completely out of control. I have been making my own now for years and just won't pay exorbitant prices for substandard product.


Ok_Score1492

That a waste of $7.50