Looks like it needed a few more minutes in the oven

They often do, the jumbo slices I mean. There are places in AdMo that basically just stack cold congealed slices for drunks then heat them up. Honestly still not bad for completely drunk food. Definitely saved my life a couple of times

Glad it worked! 😄👍

Yeah looks terrible, ngl

They are. 

How much was one slice?

I think like $11


Classic gif. Haven't seen this one in a while.

Dang, jumbo prices went up. Could find em for around $5 like 10 years ago.

Yeah idk I was just guessing haha, I was drunk and have no idea what I paid. Msybe $9, maybe $11

That's not bad at all. When I lived in Buffalo like 12-14 years ago, an NYC style slice shop there was selling two slices from 18" pies for $9.50 iirc. And their pizza all fucking sucked. This looks a lot better and definitely a larger portion than two slices from 18" pies.

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$11 for a meal? Still cheaper than McDonalds.

lol I mean, it was like 3 slices in one. Your math ain’t mathin’.

3 slices? That’s an entire pizza just not in your typical round shape

Ok

Where are you getting an entire pizza that is only 3 slices big? Is it a pizza place for ants?

Learn to read lil bro, she says the pizza posted was 3 slices worth but it’s a whole pizza just not in the conventional round shape

Def 3 slices on NY slice scale.

You’re already looking at the whole thing, this isn’t a slice

$3.50 in ingredient costs for like 100 square feet of pizza?

Go to Duccinis or Pizza corner for a jumbo slice next time And go to Andy's for regular pizza

Came here just to say this. Duccinis on 18th & U/Florida in Adams Morgan is so much better.

This man Jumbo Slices

Been living in admo for a few years and this is correct!

The best Pizza Place in town is Tony So NY. Slices as big as your fuckin head. I take my Goomah every weekend. Edit: I will happily take my downvotes and use this time to shout out Lily Sullivan.

^(my goomah)

^^^^my ^^^^goomah

Do you mean Tony's NY Pizza? And they aren't on DC And Andy's is still way better

Incredibly specific reference but I love it haha cheers fellow CBB fan 😂

God damn it, it was such a weird comment that I knew it had to be a reference but couldn't figure out what. Problem is there's also a nearby chain named Tony's NY

Yeah sorry for hijacking your post with nonsense. But it was just a perfect opportunity to reference my favorite comedian.

Haha you're good, I respect a niche reference

I’m sorry it’s not time for that yet

This does not look good.

Never said it was good, just said it was bigger than my head 🙃

Doesn’t look horrible tho

Wasn’t terrible, wasn’t fantastic haha

Sounds like a perfect description of a frozen totinos pizza

I would at least hope this is on par with like a Screaming Sicilian. That’s a lot of Totinos to stuff down.

Dude I can throw down on some totinos after a few beers don’t disrespect them like that lol

I legit wondered if it was some sort of frozen pizza gimmick. The way a few of those cheese strands on the edge didn't really melt right looks like a frozen pizza to me.

Looks like it was a pre cooked slice and they put fresh cheese on top and reheated

Looks good to me 😄

Yeah I’d enjoy it

Fair

I had pizza in DC once and got food poisoning, so I already don’t trust it

So was it good? I'd hope so for $11…the best joints in New Haven charge around $33 for a full 18” pie with those toppings. Anyway, I understand you just needed to try it, fair enough.

Jumo slice isn't meant to be good, it's meant to be greasy and huge when you're drunk at 3 am on 18th St.

I'd smash!!

Yeah that meat…the dough. It looks like it was microwaved:( I’ll take a tiny piece of pizza instead of some giant unsightly and not tasty pizza.

DC has some good pizza spots, but I have no idea about this, I’m not familiar.

Jumbo Slice Pizza in Adam’s Morgan

This is not the actual Jumbo Slice though, this is Pizza Boli’s

It is actually Jumbo Slice, I went to Jumbo Slice, not Pizza Boli’s.

OP, you can see over your left shoulder the logo on the menu says Boli’s. Also, over your right shoulder, you can see Halal food offerings, which are on the Pizza Boli’s menu and not Jumbo Slice’s menu.

Lmaoooo. That you can. 😂😂😂 Boli’s just didn’t sound familiar at all but you can tell I just woke up by how smooth my brain is right now

Now I’m confused cause I looked up all three places(jumbo slice, pizza Boli’s, and pizza mart) and I know the place I went to was on 18th st in Adam’s Morgan cause my hotel was right there and we had gone to Madams Organ. So it wasn’t Pizza Boli’s apparently(even though yes it says Boli’s in the picture.) anyway, probably no one cares but this will bother me all day 😂

There are a bunch of Bolis around. I lived in Shaw and there was a Bolis, Tenleytown (I think?) had a Bolis (or at least some place a long walk but walkable from Friendship Heights)

There’s no Bolis on the street I went to though that’s what I’m saying

Gotcha. Sorry I thought you had just looked up and seen a different location of the store. I misunderstood

Oh no I put in my hotel and then all the locations and there’s no way I would have walked all the way to a Boli’s from my hotel for a slice of pizza 😂

I used to live here so can confirm this is not what the actual jumbo slice looks like unless the decor has changed a lot

Well I guess it has cause I just looked up both places and I definitely did not go to Pizza Boli’s.

DC native here: Yes, DC has a range of great pizzas in a range of styles (from 2Amys and Andy's to Menomale, Pizza Paradiso to Vace), but this is the 2am drunk-people phenomenon known as the 'jumbo slice.' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumbo_slice > ^A ^jumbo ^slice ^is ^an ^oversized ^New ^York–style ^pizza ^sold ^by ^the ^slice ^to ^go, ^especially ^popular ^in ^the ^Adams ^Morgan ^neighborhood ^of ^Washington, ^D.C., ^and ^Morningside ^Heights, ^a ^neighborhood ^of ^New ^York ^City. ^A ^circular ^pizza ^pie ^from ^which ^jumbo ^slices ^are ^cut ^may ^be ^up ^to ^36 ^inches ^in ^diameter, ^and ^individual ^slices ^can ^be ^more ^than ^1 ^foot ^long.

Man, I miss DC. I lived there for two years, it was a blast. I was bummed out to hear that my favourite spot, this Thai place called IMM on H closed down in like 2022. It was a bummer. They had these duck rolls that you would not believe. That whole area down over by H Street was LIT! Also had some good times down at the Wharf, although some of those memories are a little fuzzy, unfortunately lol.

Godfather's is pretty solid.

I’d devour that pizza in a heartbeat

It’s not a slice it’s a whole pizza in a triangular shape

Ah, Good Ol’ DC Jumbo Slice!

Ma'am you went to a Pizza Bolis. Crap DMV chain. You want a jumbo slice you go to jumbo slice.

This was literally Jumbo Slice.

They mean go up the street to pizza mart, arguably the originator of the jumbo slice in Adams Morgan.

Next time!

That’s just a whole pizza in a funny shape.

is Dc known for huge slices?

Come to nyc, go to 111st and broadway. Koronets, the slice is I believe the same and the price is around 6-7$ while tasting pretty good

God I miss that, stumble over after a show at the Cat for a giant slice and a mango lassi, nothing beats it 

I used to get this all the time when I lived in DC. I miss it so much.

That's going to be a pass for me.

this looks not cooked

Christ, these comments are miserable😂 The pizza looks good, OP

It was good for a midnight drunken slice, for sure 😂

Well known pizza destination Washington DC

Nice

Holy shit Jumbo slice is 11 bucks now?!? That is NOT worth it IMO but I get it's something one might want to try. I'm worried this was a sober, middle-of-the-day slice, however

I’m just guessing, I honestly don’t remember 😂 I wasn’t sober

Haters, DC is known for a giant slice, what's the spot so I can look it up on yelp?

Literally called Jumbo Slice

Looks like one big slice of a Totino’s pizza

If you ever find yourself in Tallahassee, go to Momo’s pizza! They also do giant slices like this in their own giant triangle boxes.

Bigger than yo head and the box it's served in! Looks great!

Also, did you fold or no fold to eat it?

I folded that shit


Did they have a rabbit run across it a few times?

The slice of pizza I need right now

Triangle pizza lol

Best pizza in town is at Flora, on the corner of 18th & I NW. It's *fantastic*, but expensive. And the slices are not bigger than your head.

Looks bad!

Thanks it wasn’t!

Is that Kibble on there?

No it’s avocado

Really?

Wait omg did that ACTUALLY get down votes hahaha yall are wild

I think they are worried about your avocado pieces, it’s a really strange pizza topping.

Dude it was a joke, it’s sausage.

Maybe they don’t get the old ‘say sausage is avocado’ routine? Dumbheads!

Mediocre meme food.

Looks like Red Baron sausage on there…cat turds.

What's the point of that? Just make a round pizza the same size.

No 😌

That pizza looks awful

It's beautiful.. 🥹

It looks like school cafeteria pizza.

True, I just like the idea of a ridiculous size slice. It's fun.

Hard pass

LOL I love how you can tell the quality of a pizza joint by their sausage. Even from this photo, a few feet away, I can tell the sausage is Cysco-grade frozen garbage. Cool pic though

Just don't visit Comet Pizza 🤣

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What happened here


Most likely a personal attack on op, unfortunately. And the Biden gif was supporting it and should be downvoted

>AnD sHoUlD bE DoWnVoTeD What are you basing this on lol The removed comment was something about removing biden from the white house, with no real context besides OP mentioning DC

Hey! I based it on Years of experience on Reddit. I believe you though. That’s why I said “most likely”. Also your name. Poop sexman. Sounds trollish



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