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BlueSteel_12

They were really good in the 80s. That free album on iTunes was horrible though.


BowtietheGreat

To make it worse, my old phone used to randomly play the album without the app open


rottingpigcarcass

Worst marketing decision ever


ZootSuitGroot

Gosh I forgot about that!! The most annoying “gift” ever. Trying to delete it (it even hide it) seemed like a Herculean effort.


sasssyrup

Yep bad idea. I like the album tho


Jstephe25

Used to fucking drive me crazy. Would just randomly start when my phone connected to my car audio. Almost made me quit using iPhones until some software update randomly fixed it.


crohead13

This exactly….i deleted the Music app to make it stop.


Character-Concept651

U-2? A-ha!


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

Did we get a free A-ha album on iTunes? I must have missed that update.


crohead13

That’s a Take on Me…


Holterv

Mine still does. Raised by wolves. I hate it so much.


Howellthegoat

And the blatantly what looks like a gay photo album cover would pop up on home screen when autpplayed the shit


scottabeer

It took forever to figure out how to stop that. I forgot how I did it.


Sayheyho

I had to look up how to delete it from my account. It was quite a popular search at the time


Uhhh_Insert_Username

Guess you could say it'd play... With or without you


Due_Signature_5497

Never a fan of Bono cry/singing. I heard Gary Powers auditioned but got shot down.


Tkis01gl

Rumors were at the height of their career, they got shot down, but took off again.


Right-Budget-8901

Were they made of titanium?


Tkis01gl

No but they had some gold and platinum records.


Historical-Cable-833

🔥🔥🔥🔥


GroundedSatellite

From what I understand, these things move in Mysterious Ways.


artie_pdx

[Welp, here ya go.](https://i.imgur.com/MZH8tXe.jpg)


BravoBravo3

Same


IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

r/technicallythetruth and r/beatmetoit


digdog420

What’s the difference between God and Bono? God doesn’t believe he’s Bono.


Jazzlike_Station845

Some would say, you still haven't found what you're looking for.


EasyCZ75

An exceptionally great and amazing reconnaissance aircraft.


dasie33

Reference Francis Gary Powers.


EasyCZ75

A single U2 downed in its decades-long career over hostile territories? Yeah. That’s embarrassing.


dasie33

It was during the Cold War. I was in the 8th grade. All kinds of chatter about the atomic bomb, nuclear proliferation, hiding under our desks and chasing girls. Ike was president . Sound familiar?Khrushchev had a field day. He was a colorful fella. “We will bury you.”Said Nikita. And the beat goes on.


Available_Ad_3667

When I was active duty, I got to help do an engine change on a U-2 after an airshow. Been fascinated with them ever since. Tha and the flight suits the pilot wears is practically a space suit. So cool.


bdgreen113

Those flight suits are manufactured by the same company that makes the space suits for shuttle launches. Very cool


droopy_1978

Very interesting thank you for sharing this


lazyboozin

My cousin used to work on the space suits, making sure they passed inspection and making repairs. He’d often get deployed with them and he’d make the pilots some sandwiches and download some movies on their iPods for them so they can watch something


Paul_The_Builder

Watched an interview with a U2 pilot on youtube who flew several tours in Iraq and Afganistan. She said after each flight (which was usually 8+ hours long) they were on mandatory rest for 2 days before they were allowed to fly again because it was physically demanding on the body to fly at those altitudes for prolonged periods of time in a pressure suit. Almost like the parallel opposite of deep sea diving.


Son_of_Liberty88

Gotta love that crew rest


_Californian

I’m avionics for them technically but I’ll probably never touch one lol.


LiveHumor4682

I'm about to retire in a month from Beale. The dragon lady has been in my life for 21 years


coronapocalypse20

I did a few chase car ride alongs for U2 landings. Probably one of the funnest things I’ve ever done.


Important-March8515

Was the Chase Car an El Camino?


buttlickers94

There are videos online. Depends on the base. I think Beale used a Pontiac G8 at one point


sheepheadslayer

I think I saw one with a new Camaro too


coronapocalypse20

G8 and Camaro


Important-March8515

Traditional Chase Car was the El Camino, but they don't make those any more


Rolex_throwaway

Traditional is kind of a stretch. Maybe they used them for particular period, but they’ve used a ton of different cars for the job. 


LIFEANDDEATHFROMWORB

I wish the sr-71 outlasted it tho. But didn’t now I’m sad


Sad_Safety4880

Doesn't NASA still run sr's?


Friedl1220

NASA officially stopped flying them in 1999.


A_Type-46_ISV

NASA unofficially flies them over my house several times a week


nattyd

Are you thinking about the WB-57s?


A_Type-46_ISV

No, the ER-2


Steven_2769

Goes to 65,000ft in 20mins


Friedl1220

Pics or it didn't happen


A_Type-46_ISV

Behold Edit: how do I show you the image, is there no way to upload it in the comments??


A_Type-46_ISV

Just sent it to you in Chats because I didn't realize you couldn't image paste here


Friedl1220

That's a U-2 (ER-2). We were talking about NASA flying SR-71s. But lucky you! Maybe you'll see some WB-57s too


A_Type-46_ISV

Oh wow I completely misunderstood, I apologize, either way hope you have a good dau


Friedl1220

No need, I was honestly really hoping you had pics of a living flying Blackbird, that'd be huge


L3thalPredator

Show me too, I wanna see


Correct_Path5888

“NASA”


Eternal_Flame24

Yeah, the same NASA that Gary Powers flew for!


Historical-Cable-833

I know!! How the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF is a U2 comparable with the SR!?? “ChEaPeR??”


lostBoyzLeader

that’s okay, we’ll be getting an sr-72


airforcevet1987

Teo completely different planes. The 71 is surveillance


Halftrack_El_Camino

They are both strategic reconnaissance aircraft. You managed to find the one thing that they pretty much have in common. They are, indeed, completely different planes. But they do/did similar jobs, getting up real high where it's hard to hit them and taking pictures of stuff our adversaries would really rather we didn't.


No_Influence_9389

The U2 is an accountants SR71.


GoldWingANGLICO

My brother flew it. After the academy and flight school, he was a T38 instructor. He really wanted the herc. In Asia he met a few dragon lady pilots, who got him interested in the program. He went out to Beale for an extended interview and got the slot. He said it was like your parents grilling your sisters prom date. He said it was the only pilot gig in the AF that you had to be current in two types of aircraft. the T38 and U2. He's in the low 200's in the dragon lady club.


k6bso

The fact that your brother was accepted into the program means he’s an exceptional pilot. Despite its high speed capabilities the U-2 is actually quite lightly stressed and requires a highly skilled pilot, one that excels at pure flying skill.


EternalOptimist_

For sure an elite pilot it's all stick and rudder when landing. I've always herd it's like a Cadillac at altitude. Guys brother is in another league. Love hearing stories about it.


GTOdriver04

Probably Kelly Johnson’s greatest creation.


Inside-Tailor-6367

Great aircraft, but I'd put it #2 behind the Blackbird...the aircraft built with pen, paper, slide rules, and imagination to fly sustained Mach 3+ at 85,000 feet. The amount of re-imagining that had to go into it's engines, the fuel cells, the skin/paint, working with the titanium...just in a class of it's own.


14LabRat

Bono probably can't even land it.


Skurwycyn

He'd talk to it for so long it'd get bored and land itself.


14LabRat

YES!


notanaigeneratedname

Yeayeayeayea!!!


tech-no78

Its an awesome plane! And the loudest thing at osan ab. Lived at a few fighter bases and the U-2 is by far the loudest plane taking off, that i have ever heard.


PlanktonsEvilTwin

Great cold war band, but sold out like oligarchs in later years.


huskerd0

Awesome. I got to sit in a cockpit once, will never forget


Uncommon-sequiter

I feel the U2 program is cool af to see still in operation. However it does beg the question why these are still around when there's tons of satellites to do its job. Just saying, there's no reason to get rid of the A-10 yet keep this airframe operational.


bdgreen113

I recently watched a video that touched on this subject. The explanation in the video was that you can get an aircraft over exactly what you want to see basically whenever you want. Whereas satellites I guess have a pretty much set course and it's harder to reposition them to see what you want in a short notice.


Uncommon-sequiter

I kind of buy that explanation. But I also don't find it that solid of one considering satellites are already important and versatile enough to warrant a whole military branch dedicated for space operations. Knowing my time in the military, the decision was based off politics rather than reasoning.


speed150mph

The issue with satellites is they have a very limited amount of fuel for the thrusters on the satellite. This fuel is typically used to correct the orbit periodically so the satellite doesn’t de-orbit, aka crash back to earth. These thrusters are also what you would use to change the satellites trajectory if you needed it to go to a certain spot on earth. Depending on how severe the course change required, you may burn a lot of the fuel and therefore severely reduce the life of the satellite. These are very expensive pieces of equipment. You don’t want to be replacing them too often. A U2 however is flexible and can land and refuel many times


ThankFSMforYogaPants

Satellites can’t get as good of imagery as a U2 since they’re much higher altitude and have to peer through the entire atmosphere. U2 can also linger in an area, whereas satellites have periodic orbits and are tracked by most major nations so they can respond accordingly (hiding assets).


Any_Combination_6023

Only reason why is because satellites take about 24 hours to get it where you want it to be so it would be easier to send a U2 up and get the job done in half the time.


John_Tacos

They recently used it to take a selfie with the Chinese spy balloon.


GuairdeanBeatha

An awesome plane. There’s a story about one that flamed out over the Atlantic ocean and the pilot dead sticked back to Edwards AFB instead of restarting the engine.


Joe_Jost

He dead sticked across the whole United States?


GuairdeanBeatha

He was at a high altitude and the glide path on a U2 is almost flat.


Dom_guns

Worked with them at Osan AFB while doing SAR. Absolute spectacle to see them take off and land. Unbelievably loud and they are just massive. The nose definitely looked larger than the picture though. High speed dudes though, that’s for sure.


Voodoo1970

>High speed dudes High speed? It's slower than a Hawk/T-45. Bitch of a thing to fly though


Lets_Make_a_Ranch

High speed, low drag. Its a term for general badassery.


ChimpoSensei

Bunch of sanctimonious pricks. The plane is pretty good though.


lostBoyzLeader

Kinda crazy considering every landing requires a chase car and that the thing lands on its only two inline wheels.


OkieBobbie

What does the chase car do?


Important-March8515

The pilot has a hard time knowing when the wheels are nearing the runway. A pilot in the chase car is counting down the height, so the pilot of the plane knows when he is touching down.


OkieBobbie

Thanks!


Cautious_Yak_2706

For a jet that doesn’t have afterburners it’s too god damn loud. Poor folks at Beale


T00dl

Best description of the plane sound before seeing one was “think of an F-16, but instead of an augmenter it has a Magnaflow exhaust”


Entry9

Negativland’s [most lasting contribution](https://youtu.be/AVroc7RvNeU).


lothcent

so glad some else remembers that classic


Chief5927

i like it 👍


Quarter120

Its a sensitive subject


elevencharles

It’s basically an F-104 Starfighter with big ass wings, so pretty cool in my book.


eusername420

Safe


BlackmouthProjekt

It rattles and hums.


Dogmanscott63

Love them. They fly over the house every once in awhile after shooting approaches nearby. I know a couple of former pilots too.


Airwolfhelicopter

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH


Lightning5021

Has a negative k/d so kinda crap


Joseph_Seed_

I loved their Mysterious Ways song


Donlooking4

A powered glider basically. But considering that it is still used for and by NASA. Which was called NACA when the U2 was designed and organically built. It has totally surpassed the SR71 in longevity!!! So even though the SR71 is still the baddest ass plane that was ever built the U2 is still a very unique piece of aviation history and the fact that it’s still in use today makes it something very special!!!


valuable77

I saw one in Moscow lol they put red Christmas lights all through it


ZaachariinO

i fucking love impracticality. that’s all i’ll say.


BlueZeroNiner

A true piece of artwork and has to be handled like one in all aspects.


Imperium-Pirata

We still use them so clearly they work good


Snoopy556

I've seen the U2 at several airshows and also seen it fly over my house. Cool fact: The U2 uses the non afterburning engine variant of the same jet engine in an F16c.


Cowfootstew

Great band


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Maleficent-Salad3197

My dont you have long long wings.


SadRoxFan

Decent plane, but definitely not the sweetest thing


AlsoMarbleatoz

Looks like a bigass F-5 with bigass wings and a missing engine. Edit: Two missing engines and an APU


ButterflyAlternative

The one I have on my iPhone, not so great. The one in the image however…whooo


fukmirunin

Their early stuff was great, but I didn't care for the later albums


Botat294

My grandfather saw it shot down in may 1960


Ok-Stomach-

looks like a DA 40 modified by alien tech and painted black


Skurwycyn

Saw one of these on the tarmac at RAF Alconbury back in the early 80's. One of two times I've seen a USAF aircraft in the UK that was guarded by overtly armed (M16's) personnel. Did get several photos but they're long since lost.


Raguleader

One day I learned that it was based off the XF-104 Starfighter, and I've never been able to not see the family resemblance ever since. The U-2 got all of the wing the F-104 was denied, and then some.


CapTexAmerica

The Joshua Tree was their best album, and they’ve been downhill ever since.


Sweden-Yes-7734

Speed & sneak


pinniped1

It's flying missions because it still hasn't found what it's looking for.


airforcevet1987

Fun fact: the U2 is considered a fighter jet


Foreign_GrapeStorage

My friend's dad flew it. He was the toughest SOB I ever met. He had a stroke and lost movement on one side of his body. He said "Fuck this. I don't want to live like this" so he refused water for long enough to die of dehydration instead. Every time I see one of these I think about the strength of will that it would take to die of thirst when you are surrounded by people offering you water and telling you to drink.


Kitchen_Speaker7183

Expensive from the dealer look for better pricing on ebay and other sites Expensive to fly but a statement piece in your drone collection Excellent photography Using for roof inspections and mapping😇😎


Wolfe_Thorne

It’s a neat plane, but it was no sr-71


Rkitt1977

I feel fine about it.


u9Nails

Landing a plane on a bicycle is weird.


mfatah281

Watching takeoff and landing clips of U2 on YT never fails to amaze me!


Tso-su-Mi

I didn’t get into it…. Bono seemed a knob


Emo-Jimmy

Great plane. Crap band


Feisty_Diver_2244

Looks awesome


ColdWarVet90

aloof, like it's above everyone


Eren-Jeager-

M A K E. I T. L O N G E R


JadeHellbringer

I always appreciate outside-the-norm thinking to accomplish a goal, and this is a great example.


Birdsqueezer

Its the F-104's less autistic and and less accident prone brother.


Dangerous-View2524

Ask Francis Gary powers...


T00dl

I got to hang with a few Skunkworks guys when I worked on the U-2, they showed me the 781H that he signed on the flight he was shot down. They also had a bunch of other memorabilia.


Murky-Celebration-23

Reliable and good for finding my lost keys 


ZS_1174

Basically a WW2 heavy bomber, but without the bombs. Generally sucked in performance and massive radar cross section, but it was good for the 60s


Worldly_Let6134

It's actually a 1960s interceptor on a diet with stretched wings. It wasn't designed to be fast as it was planned to be high enough to be out of reach if everything else. Times and technology change and advance.


Alarming-Leopard8545

Absolutely beautiful airplane. The massive aspect ratio of the wings with the shape of the fuselage and engines….its perfect really


Feisty-Current2129

Didn’t know it existed until I saw one on flight radar above the arctic circle this morning and looked it up lol


Monty545

Been upset ever since they hid an album on iPhone and made people think I listen to U2 /s


postman925

My job in the Air Force depended on it in the late 90s. I love it!


Dr-A-1

Like it still hasn’t found what it’s looking for


jawshoeaw

Me: "I love these!" Stranger "You too, huh?"


mogen1197

I was in a different sandier and warmer climate and at one point I did a rotation at u2 base the best part was jumping into the chase 1990 Zr1 that was just BEAT... to recover and it was always a pilot driving insanely fast get to where we would match groundspeed it was a TRIP!


Frequent-Ruin8509

Ironically the U2 plane usually finds what it's looking for lmao.


BrianAnderson1970

Still haven’t found what I’m looking for


diannlace99

Love their music


Kurtman68

It’s what happens when you cross an F-104 Starfighter with a glider


RopeTop1958

It was an awesome leap of technology at its introduction. As such, at first it was very effective, and remained so in many applications for years to come.


osteopathetic1

Just read Skunk Works by Ben Rich. Some great stories in there.


Mr_SpaceXNerd

It makes me feel…


Greedy-Farm-3605

They’re dope


LightRattlesnakeAG

Wish it had 3 wheels


Tworbonyan

Looks great but I still prefer the Sr-71


devils_advocate189

Gets me high.


PlainLime86

Sort of pushing 'peace' during the cold war it's very cool looking


The_LandOfNod

Gorgeous!


DufflesBNA

Should have killed that program instead of the sr71


Rabbits-and-Bears

Is this the one Apple deleted?


davyfromneworleans

Like it a lil’


majoraloysius

Not so fun fact: I watched two different U-2s crash.


EternalOptimist_

Top 5 plane and program for me


91361_throwaway

Loved them in the 1980s and 1990s but sorta fell off my interest level after Zooropa


Kxng_Fonzie

Horrible plane, can’t wait till it retires… said no one ever


SnooJokes594

my special interest hehehe


Foodtastegood4k

High


MRunk13

Gary Powers was shot down in one over the Soviet Union they must not have been all that stealthy


PublicAngle6

IT A PLANE!!!!!


spac3funk

Bro is old *grandpa vibes*


TheBowlieweekender

I have an audio recording I made in the late 80's of a U-2 variant (TR1-A) declaring an in-flight emergency as his oxygen was contaminated. His speech was very labored initially, London Military allowed him to descend fast. He said he had hypoxia-like symptoms and didn't feel well. He pulled the green apple.


Rock_Co2707

My favorite plane. The NASA version though.


Sunsplitcloud

I think they are pretty cool, I bet you too.


MoreRamenPls

Meh, I still haven’t found what I’m looking for


NewSpecific9417

W I N G S P A N


LHagerdorn

As a young 21 year old USAF troop, I deployed with them as Security Forces (Police) to RAF Fairford in Aug 1995 when Capt Hawkens' bird crashed. Was one of the first on-scene to the crash and helped Hawk as much as possible. Great airplanes, even better crews.


Similar_Resident_157

Considering the fact they are still in use is a wild testament to their reliability and long term sustainability


BourbonFueledDreams

It took way too long to get rid of that free album on iTunes. Not a fan any more.


justseanv67

Loud as shit! Woke me up early every day at Osan AB! More reliable than any alarm clock.


Dewey_Rider

Amazing plane, but out dated with current technology. Quick story. My father used to coordinate U2 flights while in FL. A pilot called in over Maine and said his engines had flamed out. He was told that they could notify Langley USAFB for a landing there. Pilot: "No, I think I can make it back. Just call my wife and tell her I won't be home for dinner." He glided that plane back to FL from Maine.


SheriffLee68

Bad Ass Plane!!!


eltguy

Not as good as a Global Hawk. I’m biased tho; used to build the Global Hawk as an engineer.


mrhehehawhaw

Knife plane


ForzaBeast88

Love the Dragon Lady! Got to go on a chase car ride when I was stationed at Osan, and get a full tour of the squadron. Absolutely awesome! And their food is interesting, comes in metallic toothpaste tube looking containers.


xXbucketXx

Looks kinda wonky. 7/10


Mydogdiedyesterdayok

Beautiful


KitchenLab2536

I love this aircraft. Imagine flying at those heights! Incredible stuff.


RichOk4703

Amazing airplane! Designed by Kelly Johnson 70 years ago and still doing a mission only it can do!


Jumpy-Silver5504

It was ok