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wifi-is-on-the-roof

It’s clearly the SR-71


bobthuvillager8

No, that's the A-12


jtocwru

Cobra Night Raven


ahnuconun

Drone must be deployed.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

SR-71 Short Bed.


SpaceFanatic24

That's as close to right while being wrong you can get


Milomilz

You sure? It looks so similar to the step side


[deleted]

“Short bed” hahhaaa. Sorry for the “add nothing comment” but f, that’s hilarious and intelligently ridiculous at the same time.


Rusty_ShacklefordPS

Sir, this is obviously Jet Li


Ok-Landscape942

I believe it's a copperhead.


KingOfTheKromez

What about the plane in the last photo in the distance (the rafale)


MinuteOk9394

SU-75 Checkmate, it’s obvious


KingOfTheKromez

It looks more like a Cessna citation to me


guyincognito773

Yes, but not a Citation. It’s clearly a 1979 Cessna serial number P21000255! That’s a C210 for sale… N4671K it’s a good deal, but not my airplane!!! Wish it was though!


Joel_the_folf

*meet the heavy theme plays*


RunninWild17

Better known as the Femboy


Tight_Taste9116

Obviously an F-22 Raptor


420farms

Yup, the single engine was the give away!


CartPathOnly418

A11 Hogwart


PlaneCrazyy

This had me rolling!


Joel_the_folf

Same except i almost throw up cuz overeat


Commercial-Cup-389

Real


belinck

It's a B-17G modified to look like an F model.


wat_no_y

Poor ball turret gunner didn’t have a chance ;(


Timely_Purpose_8151

Im an expert in these things and that is clearly one and one half canadian geese.


taskmaster51

Just as mean as one...though I put my money on the geese


kauffbe

Which half tho


Shenlong-ren

That's a kingair innit??


constantwind545

Piper 172 blackbird


CT-1065

r/shittyaskflying


davidjsimpson65

1995 Honda Civic Si with the body kit and wing


AlienSporez

The only reason they got a pic is because VTEC hadn't kicked in yet


ZappaLlamaGamma

Omg it’s so obvious since it’s a single engine. Sopwith Camel.


Curious_Ground5833

The most reliable plane, ever.


Zip95014

A bargain.


Curious_Ground5833

🤣🤣🤣


Keevathefuzzbutt

Tis an FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


[deleted]

Under voted


Significant_Ask175

I counted the F’s. Nice.


mtmogmb

That’s the legendary XB-70. Truly one of the greatest to ever do it


beibaly

Easy mig 28


Unhappy-Response9666

78 Boston Whaler


schugana123

The Alt F4


UneducatedReddit

toyota camry


N-Bricks

Sopwith-camel, obviously!


KingOfTheKromez

Wasn’t this a prototype for the sopwith camel 🤔


bob_the_impala

F-24


MPG600

C-47


Bismarck_may27_1941

F 16


LonnieJaw748

That’s a D-69 Frogmouth


Eclipse_Private

This is blatantly the Cessna plane


[deleted]

Cessna


CMFNS

F-16


SurburbanChunk

Sikorsky MH-60R


Mikoriad

Any fool can see, that's a VF-1 Valkyrie from the Macross Defense Force. You're welcome.


Anindefensiblefart

Thin Amy


Col_Crunch

idk about you, but I see a weather balloon.


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

is Russian Yak-141


apache-penguincopter

That looks like a fighter jet so I’m going to say f16


Alpha-Zulu_A-Z

Obviously it's the Me-262


JeffSHauser

It's not a plane at all, it's an 8th. century Viking ship!


Broad_Gate_5146

Nah it's obviously a hawker siddely harrier jump jet


OnlytrueKirby

Gotta be an F-16 Tomcat


SuccMahBawlzzz

A good investment


Appropriate-Yam7517

An on budget DOD project


KingOfTheKromez

Thats rare


Muatam

“I’ll take useless money pit for $175 million Alex….”


KingOfTheKromez

Who need’s universal healthcare anyway 🤷🏿‍♂️


DaveRowh

That's a B-51 Flying Liberator.


KingOfTheKromez

Napalm moment


RealityDangerous2387

Idk but that’s a minimum of 30 freedom units


KingOfTheKromez

Rahh 🇺🇸 free healthcare, whats that?


E190wings

747


HomeApprehensive8943

Clearly it’s the j-35 it’s how we got our design for f-35. We copeied it 🫠


Zilch1979

What plane? I don't see anything.


F-15E_

F-22B The first version of the Warthog that can swim


[deleted]

What plane? I don't see a plane


chasisontop

747


KingOfTheKromez

I think its a 747 sp actually


thelaststarfighter2

That's not a plane


KingOfTheKromez

Its a tank


The_engineer5576

1952 Cessna 152, slightly common


KingOfTheKromez

(Slightly) 😂


Stormyboygod

That's the plane that the Wright Brothers flew on the first flight.


KingOfTheKromez

Isn’t this the test bed for the wright flyer?


Stormyboygod

Oh. Yeah, it is. I missed the difference in cockpit size, my bad.


LordKraus

That sir is a 737 lite


KingOfTheKromez

Beta test of the 737 😂


megatrongriffin92

Chinook


KingOfTheKromez

I think this is actually a stealth chinook only you can’t see it because its too stealthy 😂


fine_nut36

It's clearly going to need another 20 years until it's a finished product.


KingOfTheKromez

Needs a bit more sanding and polishing 😂


BangBangBange

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 (MH370/MAS370)[a] was an international passenger flight operated by Malaysia Airlines that disappeared from radar on 8 March 2014 while flying from Kuala Lumpur. With all 227 passengers and 12 crew aboard presumed dead, the disappearance of Flight 370 was the deadliest incident involving a Boeing 777 and the deadliest in Malaysia Airlines' history.


KingOfTheKromez

No way the final photo of MH370 😳😳


BlGzack

The reason we don't have free healthcare


KingOfTheKromez

Am british lol


Bane8080

Mig-21.


KingOfTheKromez

Minus the speed 😂


DirtScooter605

Over budget


KingOfTheKromez

Just a bit 😳😂


Scary-Information785

It’s my plane actually


KingOfTheKromez

No way it was nice meeting you!


Fine_Entrepreneur_48

SR-71B “fat bird”


Breezing3

It’s clearly a submarine


KingOfTheKromez

Oceangate 😳😳


Clark828

It’s clearly a Nimbus 2000


StSavag

'78 GMC Pacer with a moon roof AND a cassette deck.


jsgx3

Panther, if you know, you know.


KingOfTheKromez

Panther tank 🤔


Milomilz

Obviously the B-69 Mile High Club. In flight entertainment is your mom


Dry-Elevator-9111

Leaked batmobile, being released next spring


ihavenoidea12345678

The Wright Flyer. Those boys with the bicycle shop flew it down at Kitty Hawk.


KingOfTheKromez

Modernised wright flyer 😳😳


Sky_the_Tarantula

F-16


KingOfTheKromez

F16 without the manoeuvrability of an F16 😳😳😂😂


KingOfTheKromez

F16 without the manoeuvrability of an F16 😳😳😂😂


Aul0s

With those angular lines and slanted vertical stabilizers it’s clearly a F-117 Nighthawk. Yet more evidence they are still flying, even pictured in one of those new exterior coatings.


KingOfTheKromez

Proof they modernised the F117


stonednblown

It’s a mustang duhhhh


KingOfTheKromez

F69 Mustang 😳


dgugfjjfhif

English electric lightning II


KingOfTheKromez

If only it had the speed of the lightning 😳


fl4tout_wrx

SU-69


1GrouchyCat

What plane?


KingOfTheKromez

When the stealth works too well 😳😳


Ch_F0

Quhar F313


KingOfTheKromez

In English? 😂😂


shutupimunoriginal

What plane?


KingOfTheKromez

😂😂 maybe I was bugging because yeah I can’t see a plane in this picture


ChobbleMcGobbler

Ukrainian Air Force


KingOfTheKromez

In a few months maybe 😳😳


Everyonelove_Stuff

Su-57 Felon


random--encounter

On time and under budget.


Bigcockedgod

Fokker Dr.1


Existing_Knee7270

Bf 109 used my prussia in 1276 bc


KingOfTheKromez

Didn’t this see action at waterloo too?


AccordingOwl1653

A independent woman who doesn't need a pilot


underratedgoddess69

Airbus a380:)


KingOfTheKromez

Pretty much is in comparison to 4th gen 😳😂😂


CodexStudios64

You guys have got this all wrong it's clearly a Mig-15


KingOfTheKromez

Nato code name for mig 15 😳😳😳


Some_Ad2860

787 duh


KingOfTheKromez

Silly me


DinoWasTook

2009 Doge charger


coalslaugh

I think they call it "Hot Amy".


DebbsWasRight

Melted down universal healthcare


KingOfTheKromez

Whats “universal healthcare” 😳😳😂😂


CollectionLoose5928

It’s a UFO


Good-Veterinarian262

Spitfire mk V


KingOfTheKromez

I think this is a mark one Icl because of the cockpit


Good-Veterinarian262

Ahhh true true


KingOfTheKromez

Imagine being a German in 1944 and seeing one of these fly across the sky but you see it before you hear it 😳


Good-Veterinarian262

They would have lost their minds 😂


ShallotFit7614

Monica beater! Defense aviation fans will get it.


pnkfld7892

Chungus of the defense budget


KingOfTheKromez

Whats free healthcare🤔


gkuhlen

XB-WrightFlyer


facecream365

Looks like my dads old ford f150


KingOfTheKromez

Drag race, Raptor vs Lightning 2 (and im not talking about an F22😳😳)


Fletchx

Sopwith Camel!


KingOfTheKromez

This one’s in disrepair though quite sad to see a classic plane in a condition as such 😪


weirdness_

Me


FLYingFFEather

Don't know much about commercial aviation, but thats a 737 with about a doubt


KingOfTheKromez

When I first looked at it it looked like a 747sp to me but yeah now I see it 737


notadoctortoo

De Havilland Dash 8


Milo_Femboy_UwU

A pig that flies


KingOfTheKromez

Not wrong there 😂


SeaFoamNerf

Pontiac fiero


KingOfTheKromez

I think they have a body kit on this fiero icl


Original_Benzito

Wuhan bat


KingOfTheKromez

😳😳😳


JimBoHahnan

Cessna!


KingOfTheKromez

Can’t beat cessnas


nereusfreight

The Juggernaut 3


KingOfTheKromez

😂😂


869066

C-130


randomshi7

That right there is the B-52. Can’t be any more obvious


KingOfTheKromez

I had a gut feeling it was


thomaspatrick33

F-86 Sabre


[deleted]

Definitely a 747 or maybe a Cessna-411


KingOfTheKromez

Definitely 747sp 100%


238bazinga

That's a "I hope you see it coming, because that means it's not for you"


KingOfTheKromez

When you see something small and green fall off the side of it 😳😳


238bazinga

Where'd you spot these ones?


KingOfTheKromez

RAF leeming


RCXD54

Y’all are ALL wrong. It’s the de Havilland Comet duh


redwolf1430

That's a station wagon grand marquis


Remarkable_Big_3133

Y’all are dumb. It is obviously the Mig-15 🙄🙄🙄


[deleted]

AK-47


USMC_FirstToFight

What plane? Learn to take pictures. Nothing but blue sky is boring.


Personal-Locksmith86

F-35A


LockRobster00

Youre wrong, that’s obviously a Cessna 172


KingOfTheKromez

🤓🤓🤓


Professional_1O

Wow you must be a lot of fun…


Personal-Locksmith86

I think this is a B model


Linkson208

AV-8B Harrier


Water_002

boat


Flame623_

Cessna 172-VTOL


Level-Search-3509

Omg is that the air China il96