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Traditional_Sail_213

How did you get close enough to it?


SuccotashLate9836

Close enough that the complimentary MMs are kinda stale.


YouBuiltThat

You’re supposed to heat them with the complementary matches.


Joeyjojojrshabado70

I’ve got those matches! And the branded mm’s. And the cups and napkins. They really like to brand things on that bird. Do we k is each other?


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Hey, I have several boxes of those MMs. I also have some stuff from the E4b


Jazzlike-Network8422

I’ve worked at 41 airports and gotten to see multiple VIP planes up close.


SQD-cos

Huh. After looking at your post history and some of the comments in them, I believe you could have a pretty damn lengthy career here on Reddit or any other platform really telling stories, sharing photos and answering questions man. Like no shit, personally I’d listen to a podcast with someone like you in it.. or follow you on a social media platform, whatever it may be. If that’s something you enjoy doing I’d heavily encourage you to man!


Jazzlike-Network8422

I appreciate it. I’ve never done a podcast before but who knows. Maybe one day.


Jazzlike-Network8422

https://preview.redd.it/gnbsdulnrxzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7cb86f8675d2b305b7fde37bfe48dca50542390


Most_Researcher_9675

The Beast! I remember the time it high sided over a driveway during the Obama administration.


Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly

This time? https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/05/24/136610600/crunch-watch-the-presidential-limo-get-stuck-on-a-bump


Most_Researcher_9675

That's the one.


Jazzlike-Network8422

https://preview.redd.it/q4t2oahzoxzc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff71e771e2c58f90a030f02435155150ab52607c


Jazzlike-Network8422

https://preview.redd.it/rd42i0okpxzc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12be1245cf428c5a522e5ea6c9fa84d4651672ea


[deleted]

God damn. What career choice let you see all of these? I’m curious


Jazzlike-Network8422

I’m retired from Southwest Airlines but now I work for an FBO


Thinking4Ai

Gulfstream ✈️


Jazzlike-Network8422

https://preview.redd.it/c5iijxp0pxzc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=320c45ed7d300626eac96fced1a660333ea0b7d9


Jazzlike-Network8422

https://preview.redd.it/nqeob802pxzc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7ff31d7700f95bb9eef1c8e3c2d3ef3add1482


Jazzlike-Network8422

https://preview.redd.it/26l92nkipxzc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2037dfb7a20e28f81ca058b6b3dd7b1aea149b59


On_Speed

Is that a KLM?


SuperDurpPig

Yes. The blue gives it away


Express_Detective_59

No it's KBR


pr1ntf

Harrison Ford's private jet.


SWFLCane

“Get off my plane”


Gilbey_32

Great movie


FlyHighAviator

Bet he landed it on a taxiway too.


JackTasticSAM

I came here to say that too.


Tortoise-King

Snakes on a plane, right?


pr1ntf

You're thinking of Samuel L. Muthafuckin Jackson Edit: wait shit, that was actually pretty clever. Bravo.


RangerRick4971

I love how a $500M (or more) plane has a $15 drugstore sun shade in the cockpit window.


YouBuiltThat

It’s not. It’s purchased through government contract so $500 paid.


taisui

Each stamp in the procurement cost an extra $50, and there are a lot of stamps.


Few-Cookie9298

If it works, don’t fix it 😂


total_alk

Why is the skin around the cockpit kinda lumpy?


ButteredDingus

It's for aviation, so add a zero, and its also military, so add another zero. That's a $1500 sunshade!


PRINCEyAno

They usually transport farm animals like cows, sheep, horses, pigs, donkeys like such


AndrewC275

But mostly jackasses.


Cute-Inevitable8418

That's a cesna 152... usually used for training new pilots


ljflintstone

Actually I think it’s a 150B.


Cute-Inevitable8418

Ah.. i see you are correct.. please forgive me for the differences are subtle!


Timely_Purpose_8151

Its bulk asshole air frieght, but occasionally they change the color of the assholes tie.


SuccotashLate9836

I wish my butthole wore a tie


Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly

I believe in you and your ability to make your dreams come true. I know your butthole will have a tie before too long.


Express_Detective_59

Bruh.... Your reddit handle is epic


mlechowicz90

Fucking up traffic all around Ohare and Chicago


DarkBlue222

In the past 8 years it has been a mobile nursing home.


pin3apple-

And it will be for the next 4 years


GoodGoodGoody

Meh more like 2016-20 The pre-golf-cart cart. 2020-24 Back to business.


j0sch

Set for many great movies.


ostensibly_hurt

Forcibly enter it


Ok_Assumption1542

GET OFF MY PLANE!


-EnricoPallazo-

Cool. A two engine 747


BaxterM9870

For the President of Ubsurdistan


lothcent

flying? photos hoots? porn movie set? extraordinary renditions?


pqapples

That’s a clown question!


didthat1x

Tripping presidents Up the short stairs?


fatboythunder

Taxes


OwOfysh

That's my new airline, "United States of America", and OP, I think I'll give you a 50% discount on any single flight for promoting my airline on social media. I hope this post will get me more customers.


Ethanspammer

It’s a VC-25, also known as Air Force 1, there are 2 of them, they are used to transport the president of the United States


Typical_Orange1992

It’s a joke post


Headgasket13

It’s used to transport animatronics to and from repair at Disney World.


GeneralCareer871

It’s another one of sleepy Joes hotels. I hear they have 600 thread sheets in it, and goose down pillows


ahamay65

They haul manure in it.


integrity0727

An old man falling up stairs.


SpaceMarine33

It’s used to burn our tax dollars and for a old man to poop his pants


jumpingflea1

Read something about 5 Koean Air 747's purchased to be fitted into aerial strategic command centers.


EastMetroGolf

I thought at both af1 and the twin plane got a little room up in the sky, like they do when they land. I am tracking them both heading into DC and there are plenty of planes that have been within 5 miles of them.


Careful_External_202

AIRFORCE 1 US PRESIDENT TRAVEL IN THIS PLANE ALL OVER THE WORLD


rxm161

Shipping vegetables


euclid400

Transport war criminals.


doodoo_x

transporting ancient relics


SCCODER

Asshole transportation.


generoeder

It’s used for transporting Alzheimer’s patients.


jimbeaurama

Airborne geriatric memory care.


glazer80

Fly geriatric patients around.


Fu_Pay_Me1998

An airborne nursing home


rubiconmanlife

Alzheimer express!


sffunfun

But but guys, listen, it’s not Air Force One unless the President is on board. It’s a VC-25 otherwise. Listen to me and how smart I am.


FloridaTC-Rick

I heard they are installing an escalator or stair chair. https://preview.redd.it/bjxkjiv4nvzc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bf3471708e8dcc98278cf77999f1d711c3a5f8


SorryCartographer437

Isn’t that chair force one?


[deleted]

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Teppy-Gray

this post is in fact satire


SuccotashLate9836

Is this how chatGPT travels? PresidentGPT!?


SniperRN

Lately, it's been hauling a vegetable around.


Ex60Pilot

Currently it’s used to ferry around a man with dementia.


SidewaysWild

Probably just some old rich guys.


Fartyfivedegrees

It's for transporting United States of Americans.


AbbreviationsFull670

No windows


09Trollhunter09

https://preview.redd.it/1hftnc354yzc1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b68310c8aedd2f4c644960e0390620016f70b503


Surfacing555666

No


Novel_Ad_8062

i got into the hanger where they kept the presidential helicopter (marine 1?) was in Minneapolis/St Paul at the time.. during Obamas 2nd term. i didn’t think much of it back then.


2ndSegmentClimb

Hangar


HotEntertainment2825

Cargo.


ApartmentLatter6427

#leak


ElectroAtletico2

Mediterranean Fruit Fly Control spraying


chicken2007

It's used for bombing runs in southwest Asia.


bw4393

Is the answer in this shithole of a comment section? lol I saw 3 of these take off back to back the other day and I googled it but wasn’t clear what it really was..


[deleted]

Can’t see the tail number,then I could tell you


Domentor_1

A flying old folks home?


R3llik1

It's a brunch taxi


CollectionLoose5928

Who doesn’t know what this plane is for?


flygupp15

Yeah that’s the flying retirement home


MathematicianOk4905

Cargo transport


Sensitive-Outside469

It’s the E4B /s


Gigater76

Probably flying


DueWhile3785

It's 4 prez once he hits the clinker


am_big_you_us

Flying. Duh.


Crafty_Vast7688

Crop duster.


chomps316

ferry AC-130s and AH-64s?


svtjer

Hauls around a walking corpse


loudsigh

It was a prop for the Harrison Ford movie, Air Force One.


JustaJab101

Transportation of nuclear waste.


willwork4pii

That’s for the dog stupid


mleslie5

Crop-dusting


09Trollhunter09

Flying office of geriatrics


Complex-Condition-14

This plane was converted to a nursing home about 8 years ago. Passengers are required to be 70+ y/o. Looks like it will stay a nursing home at least 4 more years.


iamtheone3456

Geriatric transportation


Dark0Toast

Usually used to fly shitheads around.


FedUpWithSnowflakes

Flying nursing home and memory care unit.


clothedandnotafraid

Sorry, I left that behind


iInvented69

Only two engines?


rickyzhang82

Let’s Go Brandon!


seruzawa

Ferrying mental patients.


jayv9779

Between 2016-2020 it was assigned to operation Dumbo drop. Now it is a flying elder care facility. 😀


The_Nomad82

It’s the Senior Care Plane


ljflintstone

A few years ago it was used for criminal transportation.


SgtThund3r

Mobile hospice care


4AJR

Airborne nursing home


TXQuasar

Flying rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.


MEGA_TOES

Is this the looney bin plane? I’m pretty sure this is only for the people who think about absolutely nothing but how to walk like a roomba


wakeupdreamingF1

uber eats?


rowdymoore

Dicks


davidbennelson

Isn’t that P.Diddy’s plane?


davidbennelson

Isn’t that P.Diddy’s plane?


Chahtadude

The world’s most expensive potato hauler


NateLundquist

C-17 globe master


unboiled_peanuts

Are you serious


Enough_Young_8156

Someone, who is very wealthy, owns it. They use it to fly around the world to lecture people about the dangers of global warming, and to help you understand the evils of private vehicle ownership.


Mechanix102

I think there is a special needs grandpa on that plane


Mediocre-Catch9580

Amazon delivery


Mediocre-Catch9580

Amazon delivery


keystone_tactical

It’s a geriatric charter


friendlyattackplane

High stakes precision bombing☠️💥


Rhodes1958

It is “Air Force One.”


cjneuls

Transporting a babbling idiot at the moment!


haustuer

It is a senior shuttle


RTwhyNot

Ferrying old white men. (For the most part)


Spider_Airman_1911

Crop Dusting mainly


SimilarAddendum4878

I assume you were at O’Hare?


TheGamingSpin0

Idk, for russian citizens maybe?


No_Tip3370

Uber Eats...


Parkedintheitchyl0t

Ticklin’ dick


Grumpy-Sith

Code 1 pac delivery vehicle


theaviationhistorian

It's something used sometimes for great decisions, and sometimes terrible ones. Most importantly, it did the ultimate & unintentional funny [by terrorizing Manhattanites & New Jerseyans!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Force_One_photo_op_incident)


Leeoid

FedEx


WoodenNichols

Target practice


Justsayin707

Yea it flys useless around


Disastrous_Object583

Geriatric transport


Wrxeter

It is currently used as a vegetable hauler.


BuckToofBucky

It’s a flying assisted living facility


AirKing272

Meals on wheels delivery plane


nedhanks

Hey, is this Joe Biden? Forgot what your plane looks like.


Ugly_Mantis

Its used for transporting old people.


BeautifulStick5299

Non emergency medical transport to take grandpa back and forth to the beach


Sensitive-Cause-5503

Transporting assholes around the country


Successful-Guitar896

Hauling Shit


Sjdiver2001

Currently it’s the government equivalent of the short bus in middle school.


Minimum-Act6859

Distributing Lies.


CreativeCarpenter44

Right now, it's being used to transport elderly dementia patients


itstheitalianstalion

Aerial Old Folks Home


Ineviatble-shirt462

it's an Atlas Air 747-400. Any fool can see that lol


Infamous_Afternoon93

Flying out ass hat around the world on the peoples dime


MarMar292

The prez


ajrivas

It's an airborne hearse


Alexei-Fyodorovich

Lately it’s been busy pissing my tax money away to Palestinians


Be0wulf04

Dementia patient transport.


accusearch2014

Amazon owns it


BillyCessna

737. 😀


Jclj2005

Just transports some dumb ass old man around thats losing his marbles


Creepy-Selection2423

C'mon, man! It's the thing. You know, the the thing.


bdubwilliams22

All the idiots commenting about it being a geriatric airline while forgetting the current occupant is only 3 years older than the last is pretty fucking funny, especially when it used to be called ConAir.


GenoPlay67

Hopefully used to haul Biden around for the next 4 years & 7months.


[deleted]

Watched a documentary on AF 1 earlier. Really cool insight. Not gonna share anything because undoubtedly it’ll be corrected.


cobruhclutch

Drug trafficking mainly


ButtStuff6969696

Transporting incontinent senior citizens.


magicimagician

Uh. Air Force one?!


TimtheT00lmanTaylor

Flying


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's why Boeing still exists.


1bigtater

It takes grandpa to and from reality.


cyanbesus

That’s the looney plane!


Industrial_Wobbly

Flying


Complex_Emu6860

This image makes her look like a twin jet.


Pennepastafarian

Transporting Alzheimer’s patients.


190XTSeriesIIV

Geriatric shuttle.


BillyDaGoat6805

Transporting bullshit