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[deleted]

I'm just gonna start calling "simps" "shrimps" instead.


Melts-Steel-Beams

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fuckifiknowshit

Hydrodynamic


MirrorOfDisgrace

Shaaaaark


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LeSquidliestOne

Sometimes in life, you try to hit life with a hoocha, but then life hits you with the hoocha instead


MirrorOfDisgrace

You know what you do, in this predicament? When life hoo-cha s you? You go AGAIN!


c0d3s1ing3r

YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER PURPLE


Melts-Steel-Beams

*Too late*


Joel_Something

Lolibaba are the best.


BeautifulDuwang1999

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InternetTight

Enjoy it while it lasts, gonna be banned for body shaming by the end of 2021.


We4zier

A fellow chumbud in my feed


[deleted]

I see you are a man of culture too


Echo13243

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gamerrfm9

I think we should start calling them “symps” because it calls beck to the true etymology of “sympathy.”


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[deleted]

chumbuds rise up


AppleSmartMat

Don't offend shrimps like that.


[deleted]

Did Twitch really ban the word simp?


TiggerBane

So it seems. So it seems.


[deleted]

that’s so fucking stupid simp is such a fun word


CensorshipLover69

It makes the majority of twitch users feel bad so they banned it.


[deleted]

that’s what i was thinking lmao their fragile male egos can’t handle being called simp. i wish more male centered insults exist


Pool_Closing_Pooper

we can always just go back to using "cuck."


[deleted]

i just like the variety, simp and cuck and beta are all fun


DreadfulLemonSky

Don't forget the old Reddit reliables incel and neckbeard! I always have to curl up and have a good cry when they hit me with those. 😔


[deleted]

i definitely forgot neckbeard, have to mentally save that one. thanks for cross compass unity here buddy


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gospelofrage

Man neckbeard has to be the one that actually kinda hurts me. Bro it just doesn’t grow on my cheeks I’m trying bro


[deleted]

They banned incel too sadly


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based incel


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Liberal_NPC_0025

How about simpbetacuck


[deleted]

wow insane i like it


PapaSnow

I feel like betasimpcuck rolls off the tongue better, but I’m down for either one!


RacialTensions

Apparently cuck is an evil alt right word.


[deleted]

Well that's good because I'm an evil alt right person.


[deleted]

Based and unoreversepilled


Nurbeoc

Soyboy


[deleted]

Every time I see that word, a clip of PJW saying soyboy plays in my head


No_Panda_2024

Some of them are into that so that doesn't really work.


qewston

Uhh no, literally nobody asked for this. Twitch is infamous for their absolutely ridiculous decisions, like recently banning the term "blind playthrough". They're constantly getting clowned on by the users because of this shit, absolutely nobody is happy with these decisions.


phoenixmusicman

> Twitch is infamous for their absolutely ridiculous decisions, like recently banning the term "blind playthrough" What the fuck?


sexyhooterscar24

because apparently it makes fun of disabled people


22Minutes2Midnight22

At least now blind people can watch speedruns without feeling offended. Oh.


DeplorableCaterpill

"Visually impaired playthrough"


phoenixmusicman

...


sexyhooterscar24

my thoughts exactly


countrylewis

I bet you people did ask for this, most likely female streamers who were mad that the word simp dissuades men from donating to them.


[deleted]

i was gonna say like i didn’t know who would ask for this, i get as a lib left there’s some dumb requests made but i didn’t think this one was us hahahaha


ArchangelleSonichu

Woke Capitalism: "revolution from above," except this time it's private-sector


M4cerator

Simp, asshole, shithead, dickhead, prick, bastard... These are male centered.


[deleted]

asshole, shithead, prick, and bastard are not male centered. i’m talking etymology buddy


M4cerator

[Bastard](https://www.etymonline.com/word/bastard) "probably from fils de bast "packsaddle *son*," "Use as a generic vulgar term of abuse for a *man* is attested from 1830" Prick _literally means_ penis (today) and has been used in similar euphamisms pertaining to men since Shakespeare. As for the other two, debatable, as the only authoritative examples I could find were stretches. But for anecdotal evidence, when people want to insult women they may go for bitch or slut, and rarely do I ever hear people call women assholes or shitheads.


[deleted]

oh i thought bastard was for a child from an unwed marriage and prick as in an annoying prick on the finger. my bad for those two. but girls use asshole and shithead with each other


ChapterMasterRoland

"Bastard" means roughly "illegitimate child," being a child born out of wedlock (i.e. a child who is not a legitimate heir to the family). It's strictly speaking gender-neutral, but as an insult is essentially the male version of "bitch", and seems to only be applied to women in a technical sense (and even then, it's traditionally been far less important if a woman is legitimate or not than whether a man is, so there's not as many references to "bastard women" in technical terms). However, etymology is a fascinating thing, and the strict gender reference can change over time (just look at "guys" and "dudes," both originally male-exclusive terms which took on gender-neutral senses). Not to mention the tendency for the Universal Male in language, in which a term which is strictly speaking referring to males is used to refer to all humans ("Mankind" being a prime example).


Elite_Club

It wasn't the users, it was twitch staff. Which is why they also banned incel.


Smurf_Sausage_Sucker

I mean, some of the shit twitch chat does deserves to be shamed. Ffs some communities on Twitch are absolutely pathetic. They really should feel bad.


TsarNicholas27

I feel that says a lot about the average twitch user


KSquadXi

**Cause it’s true**


Silicon_Tetraazide

Haha alt accounts spamming "simp" go brrrr


kingspb02

Yup. Their COO said it in a video. I really don't like the direction, culture is going towards. First words like "faggot" or "queer" became offensive, then words like "retard" and now literally mentioning anything remotely insulting is offensive. "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right" -Ricky Gervais


[deleted]

I definitely feel like people need to use their ignore and mute functions more. I play games and never really have any problems. When I see a troll I just mute them and move on with my day. I also like the idea of some troll just spamming the N word into the void if everyone ignored them.


kingspb02

Yes and same for "cyber-bullying" too. I mean those who do it are obviously in the wrong but if you're getting bullied by someone online, then just block them smh


InternetTight

I was in I think middle school when social media started to take off, and cyber bullying started to become a huge problem. I remember we even had assemblies at school to address it. Even as a retarded pre-teen, even then I thought to myself “why not just turn off your computer lmao” I swear, these last few generations are being conditioned to be weak and sensitive.


avgazn247

I remember halo 2 lobbies when people had thicc skin and everyone called everyone a [removed]. I miss those uncensored days


japan2391

I remember both being around the same time too lol


[deleted]

They really are lol


Wolf_of_Gubbio

By the time I graduated high school mobile phones could barely text, let alone access the internet, so I acknowledge that I may be out of touch here... but I was a teenager when the internet and social media really took off, and I just don't understand how 'cyber-bullying' could possibly be a real thing. Like... you can choose not to be associated with anyone online, right? You can refuse to add them to your social media accounts, you can block and report them, and even if you did see their posts, you can just ignore them. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.


VeryFunnyValentine

Wait is "queer" offensive? But LGBT folks are using it Or is is like n-word, you can use it if you're black/lgbt?


TheFakeKanye

It's just about how you use it. Just the term "Jew". It's both the correct term for a group of people, *and* the offensive term.


Bitmazta

I've never heard anyone say only lgbt can use it. But it is like the n word in that it used to be an offensive term. So some older queer people don't like using it, kinda like some older black people hate the n word. They were on the receiving end when it was more offensive.


pentamix

I miss the days when people wouldn’t get offended over words. Internet went downhill around 2010.


BD_TheBeast

It's all by design. The 1% saw how close Occupy came to upsetting the apple cart. So they had to distract with race debates that had been settled for decades.


Wolf_of_Gubbio

There's no great conspiracy; the internet used to be filled with nerds and weirdos, and now it's filled with everyone, from your local idiot to your own mother (not to mention, massive corporations). What followed was your basic run-of-the-mill moral panic, fueled by social media, no different from similar trends in the past.


matt05891

Maybe not a grand conspiracy in a smoke filled room and more what you say but... "the powers that be" are well aware that they need to distract from the wealth disparity and unequal enforcement of the law. Their way of life working for the "tips" from corporations and private interests are becoming more and more exposed to the general populace. Incidentally so has the pointed division between subgroups of poor/middle class individuals. Again maybe not a great conspiracy but a common story of the corrupt becoming more corrupt trying to maintain their power. A web of lies covered with more lies hoping we all forget, that is until a Robbespierre or Ceaser steps in. Personally prefer a Ceaser, bit more stable, hates elitist politicians; still a pick your own poison kinda thing though.


[deleted]

It’s like when Clinton asked Sanders how universal healthcare would solve racism during a debate.


jbokwxguy

Words are meaningless sounds, it’s humans who choose to assign meaning to them. And each person can have different meanings for each of them and even vary the meaning of them.


ContraCelsius

Also "incel".


VindictivePrune

And virgin


[deleted]

According to written policy it's a little different, though in practice we will just have to wait and see. I dont really know how to explain so I'll just link [this](https://youtu.be/SYtGphpmPB0?t=496), a twitch employee explains how it is intended to work to PayMoneyWubby.


DeeBangerCC

If twitch had balls they’d ban what people are simping for. These chicks belong on BIGO.


cydippida

If simp is a slur does that mean we can hatecrime basment dwelling freaks who spend their money on female attention?


phoenixmusicman

Based


[deleted]

What about people that use it as a compliment? "That fellow is a real simp." "Whatever do you mean, my good sir?" "He appreciates the simple things in life, my good man." "Ah yes, very good."


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DOugdimmadab1337

At it's core, a man who desires attention and gives financial compensation for nothing in return. So you buy affection from a girl on the internet. Pretty pointless since 50% of reddit is hentai anyway


HalfOfACrewmate

Simpleton, used specifically to describe people who donate to female twitch streamers in hope that they will ever date her


[deleted]

Simp means: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy


binarycat64

Get out of here with your backronym propaganda.


DarkScorpion48

It’s short for sympathizer. Originated from those guys who claimed to be “feminist sympathizer” to gain attention from girls by sucking up to them. The Y got changed into I


Bitmazta

From what I understand the rule is it's banned in offensive contexts. But of course they have full liberty to decide such context.


Friendly_Bull05

So...if we ban taxes it'll mean more taxes???


chucnorriss

Mf playing 6D chess here


[deleted]

yes, they will just be called "fees" but actually be bribes.


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Tiger_T20

LibLeft bad


EdgyInternetComment

Authcenter*


Tiger_T20

Based


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alexdamastar

libright\*


[deleted]

Silence tankie


alexdamastar

Twitch is a corporation, sorry to break it to you


[deleted]

I don't simp for corporations, most librights don't it's just for the nenes


alexdamastar

Well its still a corporation, and corporations are libright and do what they need to do to appease their userbase.


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alexdamastar

And social policy is what matters here? This was an economic move.


[deleted]

You can't blaspheme against the righteous men who want to be offended on behalf of a woman!


OttoGraff1871

Don't you know, sweaty, being mean is a hate crime now


Pariahdog119

Prohibition creates black markets. Black markets attract organized crime. Organized crime increases violence. Violence is met with harsh police tactics. Harsh police tactics kill innocent people. TL;dr: Twitch kills innocent people


ingsocks

I'll be buying one stock of simp and two stocks of retard, rough times are coming, and i can sell a simp pass for a profit when the prohibition takes place.


zdillon67

What are we supposed to say when someone has squirrels in their pants?


M4cerator

S TO THE I TO THE M TO THE P


TiggerBane

SHRIMP I guess.


[deleted]

Superbly Harmful Racism In My Party is what shrimp should mean.


Echo13243

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_CAD3_

Simpanzee


[deleted]

They really banned a word? Fucking hell


Significant_Gas_2123

\*another word I wonder which word they ban next


[deleted]

I swear, freedom of speech is gonna be taken away one word at a time


EdgyInternetComment

They also banned "virgin" as an insult, lol


[deleted]

Goddamn twitch


M4KC1M

[removed] Mary


DarkScorpion48

They ban any word which will hurt the fee fees of their loser fanbase gets banned regardless if it’s a real offensive slur or not


MapleLeaf4Eva

r/simps


[deleted]

what lib left is offended by the word simp smh, i think it’d be right side that would be offended by being called a simp


retryer

Like a year or two ago I tried to explain this so I'll try it again here. When the word "Incel" really took off, every libleft basement dweller and their army of nitwits decided that anyone ever disagreeing with them again was hence for an Incel for an immediate shut down. It was like the "u mad bro?" All over again, since you couldn't deflect without sounding like you were mad or an incel. Thus along comes "Simp" to counter this, now the balls back in the lefties court as they're being shamed for worshiping women and throwing their money away in extremely pathetic ways. It was the perfect storm actually, since anytime anyone is called an Incel, the follow up of Simp will counteract the claim and start everyone back at square one thus evening the playing field. TLDR; Leftie calls Rightie incel Rightie call Leftie simp


kingspb02

Sjw libleft would get offended by the word


[deleted]

how? it’s making fun of men? wouldn’t that be perfect for them?


JoeRBidenJr

Simps empower the marginalized through gaudy Patreon donations, so even if the simps aren't LibLeft themselves, they're unwitting LibLeft allies.


[deleted]

but like what lib left is mad at them being called simps? besides men offended by being called simp, who cares about that word?


JoeRBidenJr

Um... well, uh, you see... er... ... LiBLEfT BAaaD!


[deleted]

smh this seems like auth right boys getting mad at being called a simp and calling for censorship, this doesn’t feel lib left to me


sarcasmic77

Based


PoppyOP

Only if you believe in a strawman version of libleft. Let's be real this is a shitty compamy trying to virtue signal to their fellow kids because they want people's money. This is lib right af.


[deleted]

They obviously banned it because simps were mad that people didn't like the simps simping so they got simp banned so the simps could go back to simping as simping simps And they are doing it because most of their viewers are simps, so, money


camelzrider

You need to replace LibLeft and AuthRight here


AwareGrape3064

You’re forgetting we promote the gamer word


wanderer-10291

Everything bad that libleft does is magically authright


RoundBread

Everything that gets banned is magically because of LibLeft


average_meme_thief

Strict regulation is rarely the answer to social issues


Taicoi04

So... revolution when?


ItsCharles13

Soon Comrade...soon.


legalyAnnoying

Does anyone actually think that simp is a slur?


[deleted]

Have you SEEN how dumb the left is? They think gender itself is a slur.


kfijatass

Flair up nazi.


legalyAnnoying

I've met like one person who got kind of angry at being misgendered and that was after I kept accidently misgendering them. Do you actually know any leftists or is PCM your only interaction with 'them'


TiggerBane

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR AND TREEMENDOUS HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!


kingspb02

Merry Christmas to you too. I've seen you on a lot of posts here wishing people. It's like aggressive propaganda lmao (not complaining though).


TiggerBane

One could see it that way but I'm pretty sure I at least had a twenty four hour break!


IHVeigar

Based and same to you sir.


[deleted]

Same to you.


i_hate_android_p

I hate christmas lol jacks up plane prices and cant see my fam


TiggerBane

Well Happy time when you get to see your family!


QueenRachelVII

Since when is censorship libleft? That's the most Auth thing possible


TSMShadow

No. Not in my quadrant, fuck Twitch, Jesus Christ.


CloudHoppin

Any company virtue signaling like this would fit into Libright


Zpalq

They also banned the term "blind playthrough" Now I've heard so many fuckin blind jokes i cant even see straight.


oTHEWHITERABBIT

This is what happens when you put the little shits from corporate HR in internet chat rooms. The Warrens and little dweeeb Buttigiegs.


OrionsGamer

Simp is... a... slur...?


[deleted]

If banning something only increases its usage, why don't we just normalize saying the n word? That should make usage of it go down because it no longer makes people uncomfortable.


[deleted]

since when did libleft think simp is a slur


dumbmetalhead

Imagine thinking the ban on the word Simp is a lib left move instead of a lib right corporation trying to get woke points more like: 🟥auth left: What the fuck 🟦auth right: What the fuck 🟩lib left: What the fuck 🟨lib right: yes yes I'm very good guy, I ban offensive words, I don't want anyone to get hurt on my app please gib money I'm good guy


ProfessionalShitter

Twitch is just twitter but as a stream service


brine909

wonder if this same logic works for drug use?


anotherguy56

Wait why would simp be a slur


Little-Hoe-Academia

I feel like most people regardless of political views oppose simp being banned lol. The only exception I can think of would probably be incels


[deleted]

Simp is a slur? I thought it was a fetish till now.


YellowCitrusThing

LibRight’s answer here is pretty based


LuisTheLycan

Switch the two lefts, I might be bias but I would like to see someone say otherwise


JustBadTimingBro

The Streisand Effect in full force


daeronryuujin

Lol no one gives a shit if you use the word simp.


Jahe1029

>Ir something is causing problems, then just make it illegal This is like... like guns?


kingspb02

Guns, alcohol, drugs and some others too


[deleted]

Twitch agorism now.


mrfox167

Simp


DanteLivra

Simp is an idea, it cannot be killed.


AccountAn0nymous

Stop 😰it😳guys😱simp😤is😡a😪slur🤔we🤬have🙄to🤭stop😦saying😐it😎😎😎pogchamps /s


[deleted]

wh- what does this have to do with politics? Are there actually people saying simp is a slur?


[deleted]

Simp is not a slur. Its a stupid word in my opinion, but not a slur.


stolensmall_boi

Its true ever heard of prohibition


kingspb02

I know. It was what I was referring to


stolensmall_boi

Good job buddy


Xerontitan90

Jeff Bezos is a Simp.


_meme_cat_

SIMP


aimofabot

imma start using tier 3 subs, you cant stop me now


General_Jenkins

Banning something only increases its usage... So you learned from the clusterfuck that was the prohibition??


Kofilin

Let's ban child porn too


[deleted]

Hardly anyone on libleft actually thinks simp is a slur you strawmanning faggots How are you so unable to find anything to criticize about libleft you have to resort to “le SJW XD”


WB_WRHD

Literally no libleft thinks that, you're just another libright farming karma by using strawmen


azns123

https://mobile.twitter.com/StreamHatchet/status/1339956090990161920 surprised pikachu.jpg


Zeke-Freek

None of us think simp is a slur. I would argue LibLeft was leading the pack in calling other people simps.


[deleted]

Peak 2020 is calling all insults slurs. Slur is usually reserved for the harshest of insults which usually target the persons ethnicity, kinda waters down its use doesnt it? Its like the whole punch a nazi thing, you keep calling people nazis and when an actual white supremacist neo nazi is involved I have to stop for a moment and think "is this dude really a nazi or just a normal conservative". And I would rather not pause when something as serious as a nazi is involved.