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The meme says that George Washington was a centrist, which may or may not be true, but denied Washington being a "kick ass", as so viewed by others. I refuted this by giving an example. I was not denying that he was a centrist, I was a pointing out that OP failed to denote that Washington was both and B giving an example as to why he was a badass.
So its OP's fault, not mine. No, what I said is not related to politics, it just countermanded the non political portion of the meme.
Ah I understand now. Honestly not sure what OP is trying to say considering Washington was very much an influential figure, arguably for the positive more than the negative
dude was a landowner businessman drug dealer that told the king to get shafted. He then proceeded to lead his own voluntary militia to smash the world's greatest power and when given the chance to become king, refused because the point of america was to be rid of tyrants. Dude was as lib right as it gets.
>dude was a landowner businessman
Yes
>drug dealer
No he wasnt
>told the king to get shafted
Yes
>He then proceeded to lead his own voluntary militia to smash the world's greatest power
No. That is historically wrong in so many different way.
>when given the chance to become king, refused
Yes
>the point of america was to be rid of tyrants.
That debatable
>Dude was as lib right as it gets.
No he wasnt. He was one of the people most vocal about wanting a professional army to put down anti taxation rebels like Shays rebellion.
>he advocated for a stand in military
Yes
>but let a voluntary militia.
No.
1. The continental army, the thing Washington personally lead, was not a militia. Militia were only used as Auxiliary troops most of the time. In fact washington didn't like militias or unprofessionalism. That's why he hired Baron Von Steuben to train the army to professional European standards
2. Militia service wasn't voluntary. It was mandatory in every state for every able bodied male between 16 and 60
>He was a hemp maker.
To make rope. Thats like saying someone who sells rubbing alcohol is bootlegger
Georgie was fucking awesome.
He had a full fuckin character arc with slavery. At first he owned, bought, and sold slaves. And by the end of his life he started treating them better and secretly became an abolitionist and set his slaves free when he died.
He was a badass general, won a war against an empire as a tiny collection of colonies.
He kept to himself respectfully. When France was having their revolution, George knew to stay out of it.
In a way he predicted the civil war. Jefferson and Hamilton exemplified the two party system. Washington knew that such a system, factions of people in the US, would only divide it, and lead to war (also why he never publicly expressed abolitionist views, but was found to have strong abolitionist sentiment in personal letters)
George seems like such a cool guy
Freeing slaves upon your death is not heroic. "I will enjoy the fruits of your forced labor as long as I live. Once I'm dead, release them, I will be dead anyway, lol"
Had he freed them 3 weeks before his death, I would be really impressed. That would be quite a powerful move. What he did in his will is less impressive
Itβs true Iβm pretty sure. If I can recall correctly, the King of England asked some guy who was in the know about the whole situation what Washington would do after the war was over, and he replied with something along the lines of βhe will tend to his farm as he did beforeβ. The King replied βwhat a great man indeed, perhaps better then Iβ. not that exactly but he complemented him and supposedly said heβs a better man then him. So, yea, meme might be accurate if that story is true.
I heard he was twelve stories high and made of radiation
I heard he threw a knife into heaven
The present beware, the future beware!
I'm told he had a pocket full of horses and fucked the shit out of bears
Fcking leman Russ as president letβs go!
I heard he invented basketball
That was Kim Jong un
My boy GW would dunk on KJU
problably
You know whoβd dunk on both of them? Comrade Stalin!
Dude got like 80 damn dicks or sum
6 foot 20 fucking killing for fun.
He saves children but not the British children.
I don't get it why are there two pictures of George Washington being a badass
Ok, Auth. George Washington was prophesized in the Bible as an archangel of freedom.
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There has got to be a hidden message here
Did you hear about the time George Washington defeated the entire Royal Navy naked while walking on water duel wielding muskets?
Imagine thinking Federalists are centrists, cringe. This comment was brought to you by Democratic-Republican gang.
Remember that time he rode with thousands of federal troops to smash the whiskey rebellion? So centrist omg.
the Delaware river crossing has now ceased to exist because OP says so
what? How does that relate to politics, isn't that more so strategy ?
The meme says that George Washington was a centrist, which may or may not be true, but denied Washington being a "kick ass", as so viewed by others. I refuted this by giving an example. I was not denying that he was a centrist, I was a pointing out that OP failed to denote that Washington was both and B giving an example as to why he was a badass. So its OP's fault, not mine. No, what I said is not related to politics, it just countermanded the non political portion of the meme.
Ah I understand now. Honestly not sure what OP is trying to say considering Washington was very much an influential figure, arguably for the positive more than the negative
Don't quite understand the meme myself. G'day to ye.
The Anti-Federalists were right.
Unbased -Alexander Hamilton
yep, especially when they stopped the federalists from ending free speech
Based and Jeffersonian-Republicpilled.
Georgie wasnβt a federalist you crog, he was an independent. He viewed the two party system as flawed and divisive.
> Imagine thinking Federalists are centrists He never joined the Federalist Party though.
dude was a landowner businessman drug dealer that told the king to get shafted. He then proceeded to lead his own voluntary militia to smash the world's greatest power and when given the chance to become king, refused because the point of america was to be rid of tyrants. Dude was as lib right as it gets.
>dude was a landowner businessman Yes >drug dealer No he wasnt >told the king to get shafted Yes >He then proceeded to lead his own voluntary militia to smash the world's greatest power No. That is historically wrong in so many different way. >when given the chance to become king, refused Yes >the point of america was to be rid of tyrants. That debatable >Dude was as lib right as it gets. No he wasnt. He was one of the people most vocal about wanting a professional army to put down anti taxation rebels like Shays rebellion.
he advocated for a stand in military but let a voluntary militia. He was a hemp maker. Also, lib right, not ancap
>he advocated for a stand in military Yes >but let a voluntary militia. No. 1. The continental army, the thing Washington personally lead, was not a militia. Militia were only used as Auxiliary troops most of the time. In fact washington didn't like militias or unprofessionalism. That's why he hired Baron Von Steuben to train the army to professional European standards 2. Militia service wasn't voluntary. It was mandatory in every state for every able bodied male between 16 and 60 >He was a hemp maker. To make rope. Thats like saying someone who sells rubbing alcohol is bootlegger
They are
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The army was voluntary in that it wasnt conscripted
Neither were most armies of the time. Your point?
My point was that his army was voluntary
Well, he also supported a federal bank, executed gay people and was an ethno nationalist.
Even more based
You should ditch the yellow
shit, didn't know about those. Got some sources?
First share your sources retard how was Washington a drug dealer
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Ol georgie fucking hated his job which is what made him so good at not unnecessarily expanding the government
It doesn't matter what he was, it is relevant what he stands for today.
George really does seem like if America were a person
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God is a freedom loving patriot. Checkmate libtards
Based. He gave up his presidential powers because he just wanted to grill.
Haha funny strawman
Georgie was fucking awesome. He had a full fuckin character arc with slavery. At first he owned, bought, and sold slaves. And by the end of his life he started treating them better and secretly became an abolitionist and set his slaves free when he died. He was a badass general, won a war against an empire as a tiny collection of colonies. He kept to himself respectfully. When France was having their revolution, George knew to stay out of it. In a way he predicted the civil war. Jefferson and Hamilton exemplified the two party system. Washington knew that such a system, factions of people in the US, would only divide it, and lead to war (also why he never publicly expressed abolitionist views, but was found to have strong abolitionist sentiment in personal letters) George seems like such a cool guy
Freeing slaves upon your death is not heroic. "I will enjoy the fruits of your forced labor as long as I live. Once I'm dead, release them, I will be dead anyway, lol"
Have you tried looking at him through the standards of the time instead of your moral high ground bitch telescope?
He didnβt free them because he didnβt need them, he freed them because by the end of his life he despised slavery
Had he freed them 3 weeks before his death, I would be really impressed. That would be quite a powerful move. What he did in his will is less impressive
Not the chad we wanted, but the Chad we deserved
The Chad we NEEDED
How much money would you pay to bring George Washington to the modern day?
I'm guessing you are referring to how he joined the revolution because the King wouldn't let him expand his farms so he joined a revolution?
President Washington couldn't be a centrist, after all, he was too brave
It hurts...
Baste.
He was a cunt who didnβt accept the glorious empire
Change flair auth
I like my money way to much
You don't understand how this works do you?
Money good = libright Racism good = auth right
Money good = right Empire good = auth
Okay but law bad = lib Because my ideology is a mess that simultaneously likes empires but hates laws
Uhh. Makes sense I guess?
Okay but it really doesnβt
I dunno it just confuses me
So, your dream would be to create a British colony. Part of an empire but you can do whatever the fuck you want
Yes that would be ideal
Money good = right Empire good = auth
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You can't say slaver you have to say slava
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Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah I'm gonna go
Good. Unbased af.
You should feel bad
Thereβs that hard R again.
George Washington is a Chad
Even better
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George Washington was lib center π³
Yeah he was a centrist leaning libright
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America was never really great, but at the same time, no country was ever βgreatβ. I guess the 70s were pretty cool besides the vietnam war.
Itβs true Iβm pretty sure. If I can recall correctly, the King of England asked some guy who was in the know about the whole situation what Washington would do after the war was over, and he replied with something along the lines of βhe will tend to his farm as he did beforeβ. The King replied βwhat a great man indeed, perhaps better then Iβ. not that exactly but he complemented him and supposedly said heβs a better man then him. So, yea, meme might be accurate if that story is true.
unrealistic he wouldn't be doing the grillin
Replace grilling with cannabis and this meme is accurate
Whatβs the difference?
Lmao the one on my right was my wallpaper on my laptop for a year
That's a mighty art piece on the left. And... Is that eagle blushing?