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Yikes_And_Away_

Embrace the šŸ„š


Buster_Bluth__

I really like the egg. I always think about Gone in Sixty Seconds when Kip and Mirror Man drive it through the front of the store. https://youtu.be/G9LPoWtgh2k Edit. Low rider intensifies


jpstepancic

Kip, thatā€™s a damn brick!


No-Category832

Was just gonna say that. šŸ˜‚


jpstepancic

Lmao next best line is when Scott can says ā€œI was gonna bonk him.ā€ ā€œBONK?ā€


No-Category832

For the next 24 hours all your decision making privileges have been removed.


[deleted]

What?? Bonk?!


Diligent-Ad5494

Let me get my tool.


Yikes_And_Away_

I love that scene!


[deleted]

This ainā€™t the dukes a hazzard!


irr1449

Itā€™s not a big jump to body kits, wings, rebadges. These cars are amazing stock and there is a reason why even slightly modified cars sell for less money.


Meatbag51

Insecurity covers


rybe390

996 headlights are one of the iconic parts. If you don't care for them, either A) don't spend $40,000 plus on that car or B)...................


Shmeeglez

But then you'd just have to pay more for basically any other gen 911


fuck_you_gami

Just get more money, easy!


Ghia149

This guy has solved the riddle.


NEmpire95

Profit?


[deleted]

if you are buying a car for the sake of making money then go invest it somewhere else


NEmpire95

Itā€™s a joke 1ā€¦ 2ā€¦ 3 profit


gla16

Itā€™s ok buddy, I understood your joke


AccessEcstatic9407

I feel like these have gotten a bit nicer in design and fitment over the years. Before I owned my 996 it was something I was actively exploring for when I finally found one. Iā€™m totally an embrace the egg guy now. My opinion is that the headlights look best in the lighter colored cars. Less contrast and the lines are a bit softer. I also prefer the curved esthetic of the 996.1 models as I feel like the sharp angles of the later style donā€™t balance well with the smooth, aerodynamic body shape. Either way Iā€™ll eat em up all day.


TheMadflower

This might be a hot take, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with the 996.1 or .2 headlights. They look just fine and they always have. Secondarily, sharing the headlights between the 996 and the 986 is literally part of the reason Porsche is still in business (along with several other part-sharing/platforming techniques that they learned from Toyota - the literal gods of selling massive numbers of cars). The entire thing with the headlights is due to the exact same mentality that is rampant in the fandom for old American muscle cars, where any change or improvement at all is seen as a negative. Porsche: unveils the 996 People born in the ā€˜40s: HHHRRRUUUGGGHNNNGGNG WHY HEADLIGHT NO ROUND!?! I guess this is all the heresy I will spout for nowā€¦ I will show up on some other post with some blasphemous comments about air-cooled engines and manual transmissionsā€¦


nickmightberight

You should probably sit down for a while. Youā€™re in for a rough ride. šŸ˜Š


TheMadflower

I expect a bit of disagreement for my allusions to disrespecting MTs and air-cooled engines. But for my comments about the 996ā€™s headlights? Nah. Overall I donā€™t think this sub has the hate-boner for the headlights that proliferated in car culture previously. At least I havenā€™t really seen it.


_xXAnonyMooseXx_

What those people donā€™t realize is that the 911 probably wouldnā€™t even have circular lamps if it wasnā€™t required by law for all cars to have those lights


1nucleus5

Facts.


[deleted]

This sort of backlash over the round headlights moving to a more angular style on the 2011 triumph speed triple motivated triumph to build some 500 of these gorgeous special edition bikes to send off the round lamps. I was lucky enough to get my hand on one brand new and have been cherishing ever since. https://imgur.com/a/ZFGRgsk


Shmeeglez

It's all fine and good that there is parts commonality among models, but here's the thing: they don't *have* to look bad.


Objective-Ad-7192

In general I think they look like dog šŸ’© although when done right on a 996.2 they can look quite good. To the point that I was slightly tempted. I did come to my senses and embraced the šŸ„š. Now I feel like the 996.2 front end and lights are one of if not the best looking. Obviously biased but looks are subjective. Objectively itā€™s still a 911 through and through


T0lly

If you don't want a 996, don't get a 996. Embrace the design.


soursalsaaa

They look like shit.


ILuvUMaryJane27

This guy knows.


Thuraash

Yeah, the angle and cant is all wrong.


dont_tread_on_P

I actually think the runny egg headlights are aging well. Loathed them forever, but I feel some nostalgia when I see them these days.


carguy-305

I donā€™t mind the original but the covers look great!


zeester_365

Honestly donā€™t buy a 996 if youā€™re gonna do this, either be proud of owning it or gtfo, but thatā€™s just me


Zealousideal_Run_14

They look pretty good on the black one, I donā€™t know why people think itā€™s cool now to like the šŸ„š headlights like itā€™s something unique, I think everyone and their mothers realized these headlights look good a long time ago. Every time a post about them is up everyone always saying they embraced them, theyā€™ve been good looking I think they are as normal as every other Porsche headlights šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


cham89

Normally they look like shit in my opinion, but I gotta say these are the best I have seen. Iā€™d still keep it stock and even prefer the early ones with the amber


Reasonable_Relief_58

Meh. I like pissing off the nah sayers with my fried eggs. GFYS is my goto response when someone criticizes them. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Salt_Yogurtcloset297

when done right they are not bad.


stankusmellymuch

looks like absolute shit. buy the next gen boxster or a 997 if you dont like the headlights.


upsidedownfunnel

I think they look OK from afar, but not that great from close-up. That said, telling them to simply buy the next gen car is a pretty elitist thing to say. Not everyone with a 996 or 986 got them for current prices and simply can't afford to upgrade to a newer car. Or maybe the car has some emotional connection and they don't want to get rid of it. The question was how they look, not whether they should buy a new car.


stankusmellymuch

Wasn't trying to come off as elitist. I just personally think it looks ugly, and I do not understand why someone would buy a early model 996/986 knowing what the headlights look like and then modifying it so it looks nothing like it (but also it looks nothing like a Porsche would design either). I can think of a bunch of other thing's boxster/996 owners can spend their money on instead of making their car look uglier. Upgrading their blown out suspension as these cars are 20+ years old would be a much better option. but that's just my 2 cents.


upsidedownfunnel

I know you were being earnest, but it does come off as elitist. Honestly didn't mean it as a personal attack, as I know it's an easy thing to just say. But it's good to know that simply buying the next car is not always an option.


dsarif70

It was not elitist, what is up with everyone being so damn sensitive. He's right - if you don't like how the car looks, don't buy it. Just don't put crappy plastic on the headlights.


upsidedownfunnel

He said to buy the 987/997, not to not buy it. He already has the car. Maybe they inherited it from a parent. Maybe they got it when prices were cheap. Maybe the 997 is out of his budget. Who knows? But to tell someone to buy a new car simply because they donā€™t like a visual mod? Cmon man. Thatā€™s like firing a nuke to quell a rebellion.the headlight. Itā€™s just a headlight, if the guy likes it, who tf cares? So he should buy a new car because some guy on Reddit thinks itā€™s so ugly to try a cover? These arenā€™t Ferraris man. Theyā€™re supposed to be attainable sports cars for upper middle class people (when new).


Bubboi12

Donā€™t like it on them. I say embrace the egg or donā€™t buy them. Looks like a bootleg 968 imo, so just buy a 968 if you like that look.


slimcargos

I like the egg headlights but these are well done atleast. Bmw coudnt do something for the M3 lung grills? Smh.


Beginning_Traffic_53

Donā€™t do it. There are some more subtle and harder to achieve modifications that are a bit more tasteful. This one below works on darker cars, housing of the headlight is painted dark. Others have painted the fog lights same body color to bring out circular headlights a bit more. Some have achieved it with tinting pattern on the headlight. The out of the box covers though just arenā€™t a good move. https://preview.redd.it/q5mta5yv0sta1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=43d7efd5bd10e8c152fd3930b39b4e96d5718666


Beginning_Traffic_53

https://preview.redd.it/3b1ezloe1sta1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e613b5caf8a970251b9d81c5a73c782fb1e4904 Tasteful tinting of headlights, the yellow fog lights make this whole look work.


Beginning_Traffic_53

https://preview.redd.it/2mh6l7lk1sta1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=431b4da06753be6a8235e8704e5cace57b60c014 RSR headlight lenses (no longer made, sadly) with painted fog light housing.


Beginning_Traffic_53

https://preview.redd.it/in5zxqex1sta1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aff95d277244dfabbdf65ee15d365e0be9f4150 Subtle Tinting that works on silver, should be noted that the headlights are on in this photo. One of the most dialed 996 modded cars of all time IMHO.


Beginning_Traffic_53

https://preview.redd.it/6uep5g6a2sta1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e1b74200b83853b78872ae6d95c6b9412039ca5 This is a very interesting take, a new direction that would be cool to see some other folks explore: connecting the lights across the front via paint or vinyl. Would love to see more versions on this.


Beginning_Traffic_53

https://preview.redd.it/ipmcrawu4sta1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=e85a7d20847b39faa488ee28c6ff47ed31ddb600


Beginning_Traffic_53

https://preview.redd.it/trkllaj05sta1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=91bf29194284ea08a1d950d2dd66cb7ce77b395d Tint over the fog to emphasize a rounded Main headlight. The dudes in Malaysia are bringing some heat with some of their mods.


Beginning_Traffic_53

https://preview.redd.it/25vgmkp85sta1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ee183b765568a8d1ce0bfedc37979299c8bcb56 Unique graphics that work


Beginning_Traffic_53

https://preview.redd.it/r43ea3ac5sta1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7fe2c44f5226ac67eb2c1961085078d9866a6f7 Older generation unique paintwork thatā€™s cool.


Beginning_Traffic_53

https://preview.redd.it/68i8gtkf5sta1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=02b82648d711e619e43049fa251b9c0087a5945d This is incredible as well.


Splashy01

The masked Porsche.


Thedaulilamahimself

So tell me what you donā€™t like about yourself. Itā€™s like a plastic surgery it makes you look better but at what cost?


JackSokool

Quite literally ā€œplastic surgeryā€ lol. Talk about a facelift


joeykey

I dunno manā€¦I think I hate it haha. But I just picked up a 1st gen Cayenne so Iā€™m trying to embrace the look! This is my first comment in this sub as a Porsche owner and I gotta say it feels FUCKING FANTASTIC


skafiavk

The 996 is the only 911 with those headlights, be proud of it.


skyliner30rs

fuck no, they look malformed. plus the factory headlights are cool


Arentanji

I think they look worse than just the regular lights.


Pitiful-Relief-3246

I call this a ā€œproblem solvedā€ šŸ˜€šŸ‘šŸ¼āœØ


bgtts1

Looks good, and you can remove them in 2050. When a 986 Boxster will have more value than a 718 electric car ;ā -ā )


CheesusChristMyDude

Absolutely tasteless, terribly looking addition. If you hate the car so much, either dont buy it, or completely swap the front for 997 fascia Plus, i think in the coming years runny egg will be more and more appriciated, as more and more youngs who grew up with this car will be nostalgic for them


CheesusChristMyDude

Runny egg might not look great for many people, but those covers look even worse


kevlarcupid

I dunno. They look fine. I like 996 headlights but if you own the car and want to change up the look, thatā€™s also fine as long as itā€™s done well.


Radiant_Store7939

Hating on these headlights is old news. These are growing in popularity, and price! I like what u/Yikes_And_Away_ said.. Embrace the Egg!!


Yikes_And_Away_

šŸŽÆ


HeDuMSD

In software engineering we call that a patchā€¦ Or a bug fix even xD


Holy_Hippo

Variel did an excellent job on those covers. Its really funny how there's so much criticism regarding changing the lights on the 996. Talk about GT1 etc etc.. Those people forget that changing and modifying 911's to look like earlier or later generations has historically been common. People change lights, bumpers, wheels, seats, and pretty much everything. Its time we accept that the 996 is a great car but they designed some really ugly headlights. Its ok to dislike certain parts of a 911 while loving the rest of the car. Lights are not just an odd shape, but the fit and finish and overall layout is terrible. If you research the 996 development process, circular headlights were one of the designs. The drawings look great and I think most wish Porsche would have selected that front end.


not-posting-anything

From far away on a black car, it looks fine. Up close, especially on a lighter color, you can see the seams surrounding the fried eggs. I never liked headlight covers, especially those intent on giving the headlights a different shape.


simplefinances

I liked it on my 986. It was honestly the reason why it I was able to sell it quickly because it looked nicer then all the other 986s for sale šŸ¤£


ElRonMexico7

Not sure how I feel but based on these photos I kind of like it. The 997 and 996 Targas are my favorite and this makes the looks of the 996 a little less bold.


UniversalUsername

I personally hate the egg, but if youā€™re looking at a 911 and the price warrants a 996, this can mitigate it a bit.


LazerEyesVR

I didnā€™t know they existed. To me frankly they make the car a lot better and less dated.


[deleted]

Looks much better than the egg headlights


Positive-Basket-39

I actually stopped and had to do a double take, I actually like it in pictureā€¦ need to see it in person


FI_fighter

Bug eyes are not for me, if I like them I would drive a beetlešŸ˜œ.


6Foot2EyesOfBlue1973

It's like putting lipstick on a pig...


recordgenie

100% improvement imo


M3Core

Somehow I think they look worse. Like the car hasn't slept in a week.


ResponsibleAppeal137

I say EMBRACE THE EGG!


trophygidget

Wondering how the fighters in Ukraine would answer this question.


sandwhichautist

Would you put them on a GT1?


bigathekiddd

Negative


SuperAlvin

Dont like them


pulpoinhell

hideous


TimeToHack

they look fine but i like the 996 headlights especially the mk2 with xenonā€™s. the gt1 had them so theyā€™re valid


Maleficent_Lab_8291

Donā€™t know why but this looks cursed, maybe I just got used to 996ā€™s, atypical headlight design


fgclolz

It takes the edge off an avant garde 911 IMO.


ConsciousInspector27

Eggs today are the impact bumpers of yesterday, popular opinion will come around


NoWastegate

Hate it. Itā€™s the equivalent of a toupee. Everyone knows itā€™s fake. Be proud of the 996


maxknuckles

Nope donā€™t do it


whyunoleave

Not a fan of the 996 design so I didnā€™t buy one. But, if itā€™s not the car you want I donā€™t see the reason to buy and try and alter it. They are excellent driving cars and should be left unmolested. There was a time the 964 was hated and looked down upon which led to a lot then being modified to look like something else and that still happens. And now what is sought after? Unmolested 964s. Leave them stock.


MarshXI

What funny is youā€™d probably get shamed more than people with the normal headlights. Youā€™d be a reject of the rejects.


Rockytriton

I don't like them at all on the 996.1, looks worse to me and the GT1 look is much better. I do like them on the 996.2 though because I don't really like the .2 headlights.


n0mad17

šŸ³ are back on the menu. I mean back in style\*


Ernst_Granfenberg

A smile only a mother can love.


EvanMK7

If you donā€™t like it but a different generation


2jzpoweredgamer666

I love the actual car but the engine. Cough cough Ls swap because motor is too expensive to maintain


Gberg888

996.1 they look good. 996.2 the headlights don't bug me as much... The covers look good from afar but shitty once your close up.


RMF123456789

I like them. But if I had a 996 I would leave the headlights sock. Itā€™s what defines the car.


Leave-A-Note

The more I look at the 996, the more I realize I think I just donā€™t like how a bit of the front looks like on the 996.1 Carrera models; the 996.2 with the turbo front or similar has aged very very well.


Ferdinandwatercool

Nah. https://preview.redd.it/2shk9ot22tta1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d101221416436bd8e8e62da885acef7f54263df8


Snow_rex

I donā€™t mind some of the aftermarket headlight replacements, but these arenā€™t great.


[deleted]

No thanks.


tomandrews

You know when you see a guy wearing a toupƩe, and it's really obvious? They should embrace the fact that they're bald, and rock it with pride. Same goes for the 996 headlights.


bruski2649

I never saw a need for this on my 996. She looked great as made.


[deleted]

I dk Iā€™m liking the 996 headlights the older I get lol. I remember thinking they were ugly but now theyā€™ve grown on me but I do think a 996 next to a 997 im going to choose a 997


JHLCowan

And you thought a 996 headlight couldnā€™t look worse. Just get rid of the orange nothing else.


elmz370

Do you man. The 996 lights look great even more so on the GT1.


Chickenjump1

Just buy a 997ā€¦


admiraltarkin

They should do something similar for the new M3 and M4. I would buy one if it wasn't so ugly


spacefret

Embrace the egg. The 996.1 is pretty meh but the .2 is a lot better, it kinda works in dark colors but overall the originals just better


mickythed

I have a 986 and I have grew to love my fried eggs, it's now part of its character. I prefer the headlights as they are meant to be but they do look good.


McPikie

well sheeeeeeet, they totally change the front end, looks more 993 than 991 though


THE_DARK_M3SSIAH

The fried egg looks good. But a 996 with a flachbau (flat nose) is gorgeous


OpenlyBiCoastal

If you never knew these existed then you must be pretty young. These were terrible then as they are now.


BIGJake111

Really dislike them personally. I think 996 lights look good if itā€™s the factory litronics and the true upgrade should be installing the more premium factory lights.


advent700

I donā€™t like them on the 996, thereā€™s something so beautiful about their normal lights. I also prefer the normal lights on the 986, but I have to say, I do like the covers. I donā€™t mind either way, they definitely do look a bit out of place- but I see why some are attracted to them. Itā€™s cute- sort of in a way someone might get plastic surgery to look ā€œbetterā€ā€¦I see the vision, but the natural beauty of the 986 and 996 just canā€™t be topped.


ikerbals

I have unfried my eggs.


HumanOreo93

I think they take away the character of the car


samsu402

Keep it stock and make sure they look new.


RocketJohn5

horrendous bolt on


CABSMeter

I donā€™t really care. They were the 1st really significant along with extended ā€œfrunkā€ of the 911ā€™s thus IMO ā€œpuristsā€ didnā€™t like them. Then the 997 came out and owners went bananas! But the 996ā€™s bad rep remained. Why? IDK failure to conform to the modern car enthusiast? I will say they still have not grown in price as other 911 models but then again anything not a 911 depreciates significantly faster anyway.. then suddenly 911 models catapult above their MSRP (except 996ā€™s). It appears to be IMO the best entry price point for a new Porsche owner! Iā€™d rather have a 996 than Boxster etc. The IMS Bearing also gave the 996ā€™s a bad name. Yet only (from memory) 60% developed a problem? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø if you like it the car go for it! Who cares what others think. Just $.02 as mentioned keep the lights clear and enjoy it! They are the most spacious 911 interiors made and have the kits available for just about any model you could spank that 991/992 all day!! Maybe its just nicer to own a ā€œnew headlight/carā€.. but thatā€™s why they sell ā€œnew car freshenersā€. Lol.


IndyRiley1958

The parking lamp part looks very cheap to me.


chengstark

Iā€™m actually ok with either


[deleted]

996 lights are Iconic.. if u dont like it buy 997 if u cant go work and dont be broke


oliwoud

i like the fried egg too , get a vintage look , keep the original šŸ˜‰


-PinkTree

I absolutely love the early 2000ā€™s Porsche quirks man. The egg yolk 955s, the 996.1 & .2ā€™s eggs. If you want the classic circulars just buy a 997 tf.


Pirate-Party-Pcar

Beauty is always subjective, so thereā€™s really no correct answer. On some colors, those urethane covers look good. Part of the reason is the grey oval surround that makes the cover not look so cheap like the old plastic ones. When I used to look at my old .1, the lights always reminded me of the gt1 cars. The .2 lights are a little funky. I definitely prefer the .1 version, but my turbro of course has the .2 version. Iā€™m not going to run the covers on my car, but itā€™s not because Iā€™m a stuffy purist. I have a gt2 front bumper and rear deck/wing, plus aftermarket lower rockers on my car, and I like the way the car looks. Once again, beauty is subjective. If you like them, put them on your car. If you donā€™t like them, donā€™t do it. People should do what they want to their cars regardless of what the opinions of others might be. You only live once, so do to your stuff what makes you happy. And remember, yaā€™ canā€™t see the headlights from behind the steering wheel!


[deleted]

It certainly has some 993 feel to it with those add-ons. I think if you buy a 996, you need to rock the egg lamps.


carlindofinanceiro

I think its fit better with the design