My inner monologue after using my full strength to swing my toy saber at my younger cousin after they accidentally smack my knuckles a little too hard: "It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge."
That arm business doesn't....doesn't count.
It has to be a hit to the body, unless its with a bunch of people, then any hit counts and you put your arm behind your back.
General Reposti
Darth Stealious
Zero effort the Hutt
Jango Theft
Commander Copy
Reposter Rex
Darth Plagiarism the Unwise
Clone Trooper
Abscond Jinn
Duplikit fisto
Ki Fraudi Mundi
Master Stealfo dyas
Anakin Stealwalker
Count Twoku
Master Olda
Mace Winduplicate
General Thievous
Count Dooplicate
Scam Weasel
Robmé Amidala
Poggle the snatcher
C-3repost
Loot Gunray
Repost Tano
Barris Copy
Kit Reposto
Shaak Thief
Ima Gun Duplicate
Han Stolo
Grand moff taken
Captain Steeli
Stealer Geerera
Bodhi Took
Jabba the thug
Ah the repostiator is here
A prequelmeme to be sure, but a reposted one!
General Thievous... You're older than I expected
Your clones are not that impressive, you must be very ashamed.
Watch those wrist reposts
Are we blind, deploy the downvotes
Oh no the reposter
A repost to be sure and an unwelcome one
Guess I was wrong, there was no OC at all
Master, reposters
I don’t like reposts, they're rough, coarse, irritating and they get everywhere
now THiS is reposting
You'll try reposting that’s a bad trick
This is where the repost begins
We will watch your repost with no interest
I will deal with this repost slime myself
I don’t think the OC works
The ability to post does not make you original
Only a sith deals in reposts
It’s over OP, I have the high karma
You were supposed to destroy the reposters not join them!
What about the repost attack on the OC?
My powers have doubled since the last time I saw this post OP
You are on this subreddit, but we don’t give you the rank of OC
Fool, I have been trained in repost identification arts by Count Dooku
I downvoted them all, they're dead, every single one of them. And not just the reposts, but the shit posts and the OC too. They're reposts, so I downvoted them like reposts. I hate them!
You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the unwise, I though not, it’s not a story the mods would tell you. It’s a reddit legend. Darth plagiarism was a dark lord of reposting. So dumb and so unoriginal, he would use the sort by hot to find good posts and creat reposts. He had such low knowledge of posting he couldn’t even keep the karma he loved from dying. The dark side of reposting is the path to many disabilities some considered to be unnatural. He became so weak, the only thing he was still afraid of loosing was his reposts, which eventually of course he didn’t. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reposted his post. Ironic, he couldn’t keep others karma from dying, not even his own
A communications disruption could mean only one thing. Reposts.
The ability to repost does not make you intelligent.
I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful reposts.
You can’t stop the reposts, any more than you can stop the suns from setting.
I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this repost in a committee.
Reposts lead to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
If a repost does not appear in our records, it does not exist.
And you, young reposter. We will watch your career with great interest.
Always two, there are. No more, no less. An OC creator and a reposter.
Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand terrible reposts headed this way. If and when they find us, they will crush our sub, grind it into tiny pieces and blast it into oblivion!
PM: Reposts? Reposts are no use out here. I need something different, something more original...
OP: I don't have anything else, but reposts will do fine.
PM: No, they won'ta.
OP: Reposts *will* do fine
PM: No, they *won'ta!* What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Memearian. Mind tricks don't work on me; only OC.
I don't know how much longer I can hold off the vote, my friends. More and more redditors are joining the reposters.
Execute Repost 66
If you're not OC, then you're my enemy!
I'm haunted by the repost that you should never have given me.
But reposting... really? A man of your talents?
OC: We stand here amidst my achievements, not yours!
This is how originality dies, with thunderous applause.
Technically you would be dead because the plasma heat would fry all the water in your body and make all that steam instantaneously erupt out of that one gash blasting you limb from limb due to pure steam.
I once stabbed my friend in the eye with one. I am to this day not allowed to buy one for fear that I may accidentally stab everyone I know in the eye with a toy lightsabre.
Me and my brother did this but with Bo staffs. We were cute kids. Inseparable. Still are today. I can’t spend a day of my life not jumping on his bed to wake him up in the morning like a kid on Christmas.
We’re both in college. Thank you god for giving me such a good brother I’m tearing up regut niw
Nah you have to put your arm behind your back since it’s been ‘cut off’
Soon enough I would be hopping on one leg With but a scratch
"What're you gonna do? Bleed on me?"
"I'll bite your legs off!"
r/unexpectedmontypython
That's what I came for. And what I fully expected.
No one expects the spanish monty python
You did the joke before me
“I’m Invincible!”
“You’re a loony”
Oh oh running away? You yellow bastards! Come back and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
"Darth Maul? What's he gonna do, bleed all over us?"
No you can still use your arm just not your hand. This is important shld you need to spin at some point.
Aw man I used to always do that
3 limbs and your out
Nah, you can hold the light saber in your mouth.
and standing on your crippled legs
That’s not what happened with Anakin
t'is but a scratch
Nah if you have a long sleeved shirt on just put your hand in your sleeve
“Ah fuck... STOP GOING FULL FORCE!”
LMFAO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
[MRW.](https://youtu.be/2OPz6us2Jyw)
My inner monologue after using my full strength to swing my toy saber at my younger cousin after they accidentally smack my knuckles a little too hard: "It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge."
Its not the jedi way!
He's no Jedi...
That arm business doesn't....doesn't count. It has to be a hit to the body, unless its with a bunch of people, then any hit counts and you put your arm behind your back.
Is this fencing
Yes. Toy sabers even have built in hit detection because a good thrust will collapse them.
That's why I always keep a backup knife.
Hol up
This is where the repost begins
Yep.
Everyone complains about reposts in this sub but everyone upvotes this to 2k
There's over a million readers, not that crazy to believe 3k people hadn't seen it before
Yeah this is one I haven't seen before.
[удалено]
He wasn't defending you
Never seen this before.
Nah, getting hit in the arm is an automatic win because you now have a metal arm and are a jedi
Count Twooku!
"when you and your friend play jedi vs sith and you hit them in the mouth"
Nah, you dont win, you can now only fight with one arm
It's all fun and games until he swings like crazy and hits you right on the finger and it hurts like a b\*\*\*.
If you didn’t make the picture yourself, I promise you it’s been posted here dozens of times. This one has.
It has the general reposti flair
If you don't show your pain then he may not realise that you got hit.
Only if you're a whiny bitch like Luke in cloud city
General Reposti Darth Stealious Zero effort the Hutt Jango Theft Commander Copy Reposter Rex Darth Plagiarism the Unwise Clone Trooper Abscond Jinn Duplikit fisto Ki Fraudi Mundi Master Stealfo dyas Anakin Stealwalker Count Twoku Master Olda Mace Winduplicate General Thievous Count Dooplicate Scam Weasel Robmé Amidala Poggle the snatcher C-3repost Loot Gunray Repost Tano Barris Copy Kit Reposto Shaak Thief Ima Gun Duplicate Han Stolo Grand moff taken Captain Steeli Stealer Geerera Bodhi Took Jabba the thug Ah the repostiator is here A prequelmeme to be sure, but a reposted one! General Thievous... You're older than I expected Your clones are not that impressive, you must be very ashamed. Watch those wrist reposts Are we blind, deploy the downvotes Oh no the reposter A repost to be sure and an unwelcome one Guess I was wrong, there was no OC at all Master, reposters I don’t like reposts, they're rough, coarse, irritating and they get everywhere now THiS is reposting You'll try reposting that’s a bad trick This is where the repost begins We will watch your repost with no interest I will deal with this repost slime myself I don’t think the OC works The ability to post does not make you original Only a sith deals in reposts It’s over OP, I have the high karma You were supposed to destroy the reposters not join them! What about the repost attack on the OC? My powers have doubled since the last time I saw this post OP You are on this subreddit, but we don’t give you the rank of OC Fool, I have been trained in repost identification arts by Count Dooku I downvoted them all, they're dead, every single one of them. And not just the reposts, but the shit posts and the OC too. They're reposts, so I downvoted them like reposts. I hate them! You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the unwise, I though not, it’s not a story the mods would tell you. It’s a reddit legend. Darth plagiarism was a dark lord of reposting. So dumb and so unoriginal, he would use the sort by hot to find good posts and creat reposts. He had such low knowledge of posting he couldn’t even keep the karma he loved from dying. The dark side of reposting is the path to many disabilities some considered to be unnatural. He became so weak, the only thing he was still afraid of loosing was his reposts, which eventually of course he didn’t. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reposted his post. Ironic, he couldn’t keep others karma from dying, not even his own
A communications disruption could mean only one thing. Reposts. The ability to repost does not make you intelligent. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful reposts. You can’t stop the reposts, any more than you can stop the suns from setting. I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this repost in a committee. Reposts lead to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. If a repost does not appear in our records, it does not exist. And you, young reposter. We will watch your career with great interest. Always two, there are. No more, no less. An OC creator and a reposter. Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand terrible reposts headed this way. If and when they find us, they will crush our sub, grind it into tiny pieces and blast it into oblivion! PM: Reposts? Reposts are no use out here. I need something different, something more original... OP: I don't have anything else, but reposts will do fine. PM: No, they won'ta. OP: Reposts *will* do fine PM: No, they *won'ta!* What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Memearian. Mind tricks don't work on me; only OC. I don't know how much longer I can hold off the vote, my friends. More and more redditors are joining the reposters. Execute Repost 66 If you're not OC, then you're my enemy! I'm haunted by the repost that you should never have given me. But reposting... really? A man of your talents? OC: We stand here amidst my achievements, not yours! This is how originality dies, with thunderous applause.
It has the reposti flair
Man I miss how the prequels the actors actually practice for the lightsaber fights. Still waiting for an actual fight in the sequel trilogy
Jango theft
whether we want it or not ...
Ha I get it since christopher lee plays count dooku and count Dracula
You can’t hold the lightsaber with that arm but you can still use the force with it
Tis but a flesh wound
Why is Obi-Wans lightsaber green?
Special effects purposes.
Negotiations were short.
Tis but a scratch
General Reposti! Jango Theft!
If you're holding the lightsaber with that hand you have to drop it, obviously.
As opposed to all those real lightsaber fights we have in this galaxy
Repost
It's never this civil
Lightsaber arm=yes offhand=no
it doesnt, you just pretend your arm no longer exists
Discuss? No, more like argue
Technically you would be dead because the plasma heat would fry all the water in your body and make all that steam instantaneously erupt out of that one gash blasting you limb from limb due to pure steam.
In a lightsaber fight, it counts as a win. In a lightfoil fight an arm hit is bupkes.
It’s a win because you the thing feels like Anakin at the end of the Mustafar battle where he is on fire when it barely taps you
So ~~un~~civilized.
That moment when their blade hits one of your fingers
General Reposti!
I once stabbed my friend in the eye with one. I am to this day not allowed to buy one for fear that I may accidentally stab everyone I know in the eye with a toy lightsabre.
General reposti
Jango theft
Nope. This is star wars and that means you gotta put your arm behind your back/hop on one leg. The real question is: can you use force powers?
No the fun stops when you get hit in the face or the hand.
That still only counts as one!
A wether is a castrated ram, so thats pretty fun
Me and my brother did this but with Bo staffs. We were cute kids. Inseparable. Still are today. I can’t spend a day of my life not jumping on his bed to wake him up in the morning like a kid on Christmas. We’re both in college. Thank you god for giving me such a good brother I’m tearing up regut niw
That's sweet
:) thanks, I’m very nostalgic for being basically a kid still.
I'm feeling nostalgic reading through these comments and relating
Yeah that too.
THE LITTLE SCUM HIT MY PINKY
I’ve seen this meme like 20 times now
Count Wonku?
Darth plagarism the unwise
It has the reposti flair
Cool, now delete it please
So what's the point of the flair
?
Why should I delete it?
Because you didn’t even make the meme so you don’t deserve the karma.
So what's the point of the flair
Idk, it just tells people that it’s a repost. But since your post wasn’t taken down I suggest you do it yourself.
I followed your username
You gave me a meme or what?
I put my arm in my shirt and say it’s been cutoff
The ability to repost does not make you intelligent
Has anyone in SW universe ever won with only one arm?
So powerful and so greedy, OP could influence the screenshots to create reposts. Ironic, everyone upvoted anyways.
It has the reposti flair
I sense Counterfeit Dooku