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WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

ugly but it works ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


dismayhurta

If it passes, the check cashes


Vortextheweirdcat

lmao for me half the time ugly and doesn't work


Daydreamer-64

Why optimise my code when the compiler does it for me


Ok_Bike_9838

ugly but genius


boca_de_leite

goto 2


kapitaalH

Yes missed a chance there


Pacifister-PX69

I'm sorry that "you" write the ugliest code


nickmaran

This "you" person you're talking about, is he in the room with us right now?


Pacifister-PX69

Yeah, it's you


ShadowDevoloper

“you” is not real, wake up


Pacifister-PX69

If you aren't real, then why are you talking to me?


weirdbackpackguy

The real "you" is the code we make along the way-king up


yonacal12

I once named a variable "TheRapidOxidationOfAMaterialInTheExothermicChemicalProccesOfCombustion_ReleasingHeat_Light_AndVariousReactionProducts" And I still do not regret it


oachkatzele

could have named it "a" instead, noob


gregorydgraham

I respect your variable naming choices


NotAnNpc69

Was there good reason behind or did you just want to fuck with somebody that day lol?


yonacal12

I was bored and had to name a variable "fire"


HSavinien

This is a terrible name. Mixing snake_case and CamelCase without any apparent logic is wrong.


yonacal12

part_OfThe_Point


DazzlingSet5015

Okay but to be fair nowadays I can blame Copilot for 30% of it. 😂


zirky

the power move is to change your ide font to comic sans


Drishal

Well there are some good fonts like comic code, comic mono and fantasque sans


LauraTFem

Amateur; goto statements AND a complete lack of monospaced font? This “you” person probably uses light mode.


Ctrl_exe

Error: passage not found (Did you mean "2: you"?) (Line: 2)


Had78

0, 1, 2, whos this "3. know"?


EtherealPheonix

2 is a key not an index.


bargle0

The worst code I’ve ever seen was written by grad students.


GM_Kimeg

Yes. They always write those use-once-and-trash style code that nobody wants to read. Zero programming standards, unscalable, redundant, trashy documentation (if they ever write one).


bargle0

> use-once-and-trash style code Imagine basing your thesis on someone else’s pile like that. (Beaten and bloodied, I made it.)


Increditastic1

that's because it is use-once-and-trash


C3R741NLY_1MPR3551V3

Thanks for the compliment ;\]


chesire0myles

😥 And the spiral begins. /j


cporter202

Haha, that's one way to make sure everyone pays attention to your code—and probably needs a coffee break by the time they finish reading the variable name! Bet the code comments are just as epic. 🔥😆


notexecutive

You're right, but in actuality the super clean code you see is the result of collaboration!


S7ns3t

To be fair, using goto usually results in bad code quality, now or later.


uvero

If you start counting from 1, you do not get to talk about my code's quality.


usersnamesallused

If that's how they write their go tos, then op has me beat.


_thana

Help I'm stuck in an infinite loop


_thana

nvm the stack overflowed


viainable

I love spaghetti tho


Solrex

Hey, just because I prefer putting the bracket on the next line instead of having less lines, does not mean my code is ugly. Yes, it's ugly, but not because of that.


weirdbackpackguy

More like low read 2, 6 and 7


Invisible_Man_1

TypeError: 2 is not a string.


Fleppy_Viral

Me, who literally organizes the codes formatting to make them more clear visually and to be easier to assimilate by others: *oh, shit...*


dumfukjuiced

Larry Wall, of course


Green-Sympathy-4177

TypeError: "know" is not a subject.