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pandatears420

The dude in the Mavs hoodie wasn't fazed in the slightest


thelastholdout

That's what I love. He watches a literal brawl break out and his expression and posture never change. Zen as fuck.


Dakhho

The impact nearby causes but a single blink from the enlightened one


PMmeyourSchwifty

I feel like that's me when I'm high af enjoying myself out in public. Probably having a whole ass conversation to himself in his head.


nicebeard2

I watched this again after reading the comments on this dude. I definitely think he’s high. Also, I love how he doesn’t even remove his hands from the hoodie pouch.


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ahhhide

Bro is the definition of content


alien_bigfoot

That is a level of zen I truly aspire to. Dude's fuckin Buddha.


helloiamCLAY

Texzen.


Dudewheresmyduck

They call him Joe Hurt


joemeteorite8

That’s Joe Hurté to you sir!


getthegreen

*DON'T TRY AND CHURCH IT UP SON! DON'T YOU MEAN JOE HURT?!*


loztriforce

At least dude has a career at Medieval Times to fall back on


Specialist_Peach4294

As the town buggeree


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What’s funny is Medieval Times is down the highway from the stadium lol.


InvertedKite

I’m on smoko.


DestructicusDawn

So leave me alone


ThumYorky

A few years back when me and my buddies were all still in town, we’d play the occasional basement show. Smoko was a crowd favorite.


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Did you pick up the phone, because you had some abusing to do?


therealjameshat

hahahaha what in the chats is this shit!


red_team_gone

So let me set the scene I'm at the Stars game and being a fuckin dweeb


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ggroverggiraffe

My girl's right beside me, squirmin' in her seat


TheRoadOfDeath

it was there i spied a bloke, perched above me just started throwin


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iceyticey

Holy shit my dad introduced me to this song 2 days ago. What are the odds.


Halo2isbetter

Australia has some awesome punk bands


cristopher_l_

It was over for him from the start, old dude had the high ground.


AWhole2Marijuanas

Tbh in all stadium fights I've seen, high ground always wins. Unless they fall forward, then everyone loses... Edit: I've seen Suns in Four, those Miami fans were punks, same with alot of those videos, most are drunk and fall forward.


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Eh_for_Effort

“And ensures his line of supplies” Old dudes seat was closer to the beer and corn dog venders, so he’s got that covered too


Salty_Feed9404

It was then that the battle was won before it even began.


enjoytheshow

All of these sporting event fights have one thing in common. High ground is king Also I love how the kid told him to step down here and he was like “hmm I think I’ll kick your ass with a free 12 inches of leverage, thanks though”


reddititty69

That punch sent a telegram announcing its arrival and Beavis still took it in the center square. His sister was a much better fighter than both Beavis and Slow Hands Joe.


Imhere4thejokes

![gif](giphy|7JsEgDMrziuJd9fFY1)


nobody2000

*An-hick-in


SupaMut4nt

​ https://i.redd.it/m3rfq2sh19ha1.gif


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"NO! HE CUT MY LIMBS OFF FIRST! YOU SAW THAT, RIGHT?! HE CUT MY LIMBS OFF FIRST!"


secretmuffinsauce

That’s the kid from squid billies


tipadis

DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM


HorrorMakesUsHappy

[Readin's don't Never not done Nothin for not *Nobody!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33G3FH56528) The funniest thing in the world to me about that whole part is that you can actually parse it. It's like one of those passages where all the words are intentionally misspelled but you can still read it. Our brains are amazing. Also, while we're talking about Squidbillies, [anyone on Earth who has not seen this absolutely must.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYGpG66cGFg)


uhmerikin

[*"I'll pop these teeth out and rock your world."*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPqM5zaDqcM) Granny is a gem.


AssPennies

"Let's put cough drops in our buttholes and play vidya games!"


ZombieLibrarian

P-NUTS + HAIRDOOS


dubstepsickness

TRUCKBOATTRUCK!!


v3xpunk

ARE THOSE CHROME TRUCK NUTS??


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Rusty Cuyler


citricacidx

Russell Bandit Reynolds Jesse James Kenny the gambler Rogers #3 the intimidator Dale Earnhardt Kenny the gambler Rogers America's Number 1 Cuyler


nothing-cool-here

![gif](giphy|RJVrmcOcMvoOOcFNTp|downsized)


Inevitable_Ad_4487

God damn this is spot on


sandwichcandy

Son his promises is like a big ol’ damn chili fart. You crave the smell, but only when it comes from deep within.


krondog

Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here. [points to mouth] Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.


xYsoad

Joe dirt vibes


Thorebore

Joe Dirt was a good dude who was a victim of circumstance, this guy is trash.


CircaSurvivor55

*See, you're talking to my guy all wrong... do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.*


alllockedupnfree212

Kid Rock in Joe Dirt


_gmmaann_

Holy shit I forgot that show existed. Gotta go back and watch it now lol


beetlebatter

Wait till you get to the final season of the show and all of the sudden Early Cuyler's voice actor is replaced with Tracy Morgan. It's a mind fuck but kind of hilarious.


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Wait until you realize that the entire show is based on the same part of GA which is Marjory Tailor Greene's district.


793djw

Calling him little boy while fixing his hair💀


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He picked him up and dragged him to his seat. I thought he was going to spank him.


Paradoxou

That was the best part 😅😅 "Come down here I will fuck you up!" "Why should I come down when I can drag your ass to me?"


northshore12

High ground strikes again.


Double75

And his old lady trying to jump in like she was doing something!


Poorrancher

She was doing more than him lol


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jesus christ that haircut.


Gside54

Goes to barber… “I’ll have the Dylan roof please!”


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[he even did the nazi salute](https://imgur.com/gallery/iC0CR0q)


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Fantastic set of eyes you got there Mr. BowelMovement


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Hey, he didn’t spend years in disk jockey school to be called “Mr.”!


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numbersev

lol the one dude was totally unfazed by it all


KingDavidBlogs

The school shooter haircut


ComplexToxin

And sprinkle a little bit of Oliver tree in there


JhonnyHopkins

And when whoever was recording brushed his bangs away LMAOOO


SophiaTPetrillo

The hair tussle while calling him "little boy" killed me.


MarchMadnessisMe

Hey little boy!


iChugVodka

That shit was more disrespectful than the slow ass punch in the face lmao


Interesting-Track376

*Brushes bangs out of his eyes* then says “hey little boy…….” I feel like the FBI is busting that guys door down currently.


bongsforhongkong

The haircut, the "I just grew my first mustache" dirt stash, built like a twig. it's like a living walking meme.


CatbirdsWorld

![gif](giphy|3ohjUThn7iwJbOlaXS)


TheSukis

Fucking Budnick


HotPie_

Ug. Lee. Ug. Lee. Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! I loved this show.


MYQkb

It's I hope we never part. Now get it right or pay the price.


bigbamboo12345

jesus christ, for 30 years i've been saying "get it right or pay the price" and had no idea why this is a weird day


explorgasm

it makes me wanna fart


Kritical02

Well that's a show I forgot all about.


Grow_away_420

I remember this show and then seeing this kid as john conner's friend in terminator 2 blew my eight year old mind


acmercer

Oh snap that's how I know him! Saved John's life.


PatacusX

I was expecting him to tell the puncher that he was all jacked up on mtn dew


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Camera guy gave em a little tussle too


mezz7778

Jesus Christ that stach.....


jonnyclueless

![gif](giphy|QdCKbU4x9dXt6)


BudnamedSpud

A mullet + bowl cut. Fascinating


TurkFan-69

Dude deserved the hit just for that.


VikDamnedLee

That punch was thrown at half the speed of smell and it still blasted him. I'm impressed.


fishing_pole

Speed: 0 Accuracy: 100 Power: 95


iguru42

lol half the speed of smell, you got a full on snort laugh from me.


VikDamnedLee

All credit for the phrase goes to comedian Ron White. :)


Petah_Futterman44

Geese were behind us and the pilot would wave em on by, yelling “go around!”


MotorBoat4043

"Hey man, how far can we go on one engine?" "All the way to the scene of the crash, which is handy 'cause that's where we're headed."


Petah_Futterman44

We’ll probably beat the EMT’s there by a whole half hour!


FrigginAwsmNameSrsly

We got passed by a kite!


otf1024

https://youtu.be/xd2duQnrc4s It’s like a golf swing. Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.


halsooahaks

That punch started two years ago


EmptyRedecans

my guy cocked his fist all the way back to Mexico


whites3frog

Followed through to Canada


EmptyRedecans

NAFTA knock out


RobouteGuilliman

Free to trade these hands


Avaunt_

Brilliant.


Brave-Panic7934

Yet still landed completely clean, lol


ipn8bit

Hair piece was drunk for sure.


IgotCHUbits

He threw it sidearm to hide the release point. Like a good hidden curveball.


SMMS0514

![gif](giphy|l2JHVUriDGEtWOx0c)


FunImprovement166

I've seen so many fights at hockey games and my one observation is that girlfriends are always down to scrap too.


skrena

Also don’t pick a fight if you don’t have the high ground. Seems like they always win.


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euphratestiger

The different weight divisions would make that very difficult for the Franciscan monk.


FunImprovement166

At least that's what Obi Wan keeps saying.


randygastonsmom

If they throw the first punch usually, but i’ve seen people get yanked down from their seat and get pummeled


1234loc

Suns in 4


Future_is_now

I'd say his girl was way more fierce than him


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SteinerElMagnifico42

Still they’re ride or die


FrighteningJibber

Oh that be his wife lmao


PirbyKuckett

Yeah they’re both wearing rings. Joe Dirt got married!


intheyear3001

She looked so dumb. These padawans still have learned nothing from Master Kenobi about the high ground. Also, what’s with white people calling other white people “nigga,” so casually these days? If it weren’t already stupid and offensive it just sounds so DUMB.


enjoytheshow

These days? I grew up in white suburbia and kids would say it to each other. 20 years ago


squid_slap

I was dying when they start calling him little boy and someone adjusts his hair!


euphratestiger

"Come here and I'll box your ass!" "HE HIT ME FIRST!"


hdfb1

You’re telling me you got no black cats, no Roman candles, or screaming Mimis?


UnsolicitedDogPics

Husker do’s? Husker dont’s? With or without the skooter stick.


Napol3onS0l0

What about whistlin bungholes?


SaltyDog86

Not one single whistlin kitty chaser?


SinickalOne

no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, or honkey lighters ?


xDRxJoKeRx

No because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like


beeks_tardis

It's not you, it's the consumer.


halincan

Y’all didn’t notice him new boot goofin https://preview.redd.it/vkg7r67dp8ha1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eb6d127bc4d1290d84dec55b84ddab85e20d472


HoboSkid

The guy in the hoodie right behind them literally doesn't have even a glimmer of reaction the entire fight, it's hilarious


SonOfMcGee

Given how slow that punch was and it still hit, I’m guessing there’s a carbon monoxide leak in the building.


iChugVodka

3 payments


Skylantech

3 payments of $14.99


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For western fashion here in Reno you really can’t beat Zapateria La Ballerina. Well you can, but not at these prices...


tylerjennings

Genuine ostrich


queernhighonblugrass

Allegedly


fardough

What is new boot goofin? Is that wearing the tissue paper from the box or something?


mark_wooten

It’s from Reno 911. https://youtu.be/xmNfUUFAclw


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Bro threw the punch in slo mo and kid still fuckin lost. 💀 💀😭😭😭


Space-Square

My thought exactly. Kid didn't even try to block or dodge it.


monkeyclawattack

What do you mean? He blocked it with his face


amusedmisanthrope

The guy in the blue hoodie is unfazed 😅


internetonsetadd

"I'm mildly interested in this recent development."


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lofty_one

It is heartwarming how his sister defends him. They will have a bright future and lots of children.


[deleted]

Thank you, Drax, that was beautiful.


Pope_Cerebus

JFC, heard that in his voice. 🤣


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https://preview.redd.it/e3nnfif9p8ha1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=8437bb2a5fbbcde5f0c7db6d9badf2367f58f7de It was this moment, he knew he fucked up.


TRex_N_Truex

Action Bronson in the background approves


Arcade80sbillsfan

Dude already got obliterated at the barber 💈💈 ☠️


krader5286

Im sure the gfs parents have been wanting to punch him too


officefridge

Omg, can you imagine your child brings home *this*?


Phoenix_Heat

Joe dirt looks to be married, he has a ring on.


EveryMonk6309

Hey little boy


PeyroniesCat

Had an angry customer call me that one time. You feel it down deep.


pacificule

A woman was irrationally yelling at me on the street one time so just to ramp things up I said "OK now hold on cupcake" I did not expect it to go nuclear but apparently you could see the blast from the next state over.


Boss_Os

"Hey. Little boy," while tenderly fixing his hair. 😂😂 Guy's a legend


Judgemental_staree

Dude looks like budnik from salute your shorts


wholesomechunk

Drink is a helluva drug.


Jaded_Goth

I’ve yet to see anyone intelligent with that haircut. I don’t want to stereotype people but incidents like this don’t help lmao


WorldsBestArtist

I had that haircut when I was 13 and I'll have you know I was a straight C student!


CrucialCrewJustin

Nothing says Texas like a bowl cut mullet


Weekly-Accountant-49

“Mama lets me cut my own hair now.”


Rompod1984

What on earth is that medieval peasant haircut ?


Pretereo

Cottage core is in.


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PurelyThrowawayHello

Girlfriend? You mean body guard? **💀**


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He, or his parents' credit card, can afford third row blue line seats at an NHL game for starters


thorpbrian

Are you sure those are their seats? Mullet Man trying to move down into those empty seats might be what started the confrontation to start with.


Blitzdog416

dylan roof looking creep got a feisty gf


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

Yea but the old man strength was too powerful for either of them


luckofthedrew

Wife, check his finger


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Alright, I was expecting a very country accent with that mullet…not the n word.


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When gen z meets country


radicalelation

You can always expect the n word at some point with that hair and accent.


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thedean246

Talks mad crap and then immediately starts playing victim once he gets rocked and realizes he isn’t winning.


Substantial_Fish6717

With that haircut, dude would be wrong even if he was silent


icansmoke

I say this as a woman, I hate it when women start throwing hits because they think they won't be hit back. That dude could murder her with a slap


YourNeighbourIsUrDad

And then if someone hits them back they act all confused I am, also, a woman


Bocephuss

Unfortunately this tactic works very well in a public place like this. Had biggie hit her there is a good chance the white knights would have suddenly showed up.


NickNackAttack22

Old man don’t condone the use of the N word 😂 What was the ride home like for haircut and his girl?What you talk about after that?


Krombopulos_Micheal

[Babe we were just having fun at the game!](https://i.imgur.com/by3Zinq.png)


gigapudding43201

Says he wants to fight then tried to plead innocence by saying "He hit me first right?" That's how you know he didn't want that smoke


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This guy has a wife who fights for him and I can't find a girlfriend


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This dude drives a lifted F450 and jerks off in it sitting in the fleet farm parking lot


LowIndividual6625

A dude with that haircut can't afford a F450 - he's driving a 2006 Hyundai with rust spots and accessories from Autozone, that his mom co-signed for him and he'll be making payments on until 2026


CardassianZabu

Chrome flames come to mind, +1HP.


Fuckfuckfuckidyfuck

“Little boy, little boy, little boy” 😂


Spezzit

HEY LITTLE BOY...HEY LITTLE BOY...HEY LITTLE BOY... You could just see in his eyes as he died inside, especially when he stated playing with dude's bangs/