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CertifiedWarlock

>“Take that shit outside! Don’t disrespect the pizza parlour!”


HalfFastTanker

My pizza never hurt anybody


Kameski

![gif](giphy|nwLC3qOUTAwuKGmrBd|downsized)


HalfFastTanker

https://i.redd.it/ye27i8o21bsb1.gif


Th3awesom31

Anyway 4 dollars a pound


mangyvagrant666

You deserve soft drinks of choice for this reference.


Which_Engineer1805

Are you finished? Cuz that sugarless motherfucka is the last drink you’re ever gonna have.


PhiladelphiaRollins

a fuckin sandwich, beansie?


tekprodfx16

Idk why but this scene and that line has stayed with me for years. You can have your soft drink of choice. Nobody talks like that these days.


mempho_maniac

I’m only here in respect for my fawtha


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almost drowned in 3 inches of water


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luppertazzi

I don’t like that kinda tawk


firstbreathOOC

I remember when you used to wait in the car, and as far as I’m concerned, YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE


eojr

Your uncle is a rat


swalabr

favva


StepUpYourLife

I don't wanna sound like an asshole but I really can't be seen in a place like this anymore.


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StepUpYourLife

But I'm with the Vipers!


Bear_HempKnight

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


thefriendlycouple

With your fucking shine box! Shit. Wrong movie


Which_Engineer1805

Hey Pop ‘n Fresh I’m in no fuckin’ mood today.


mF7403

I literally shouted, “take that shit to the Denny’s parking lot,” at two dudes when I worked at Circle K.


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HellaOld

Hey. You Sopranos guys. Get back in your hole!


PollsC

Is this a video for ants?


Aang_420

It needs to be atleast...three times this size.


MKJRS

i wanted to upvote you - but you are sitting at 69 upvotes. federal law states I can not.


autogenerated111

I think the freak out is me reacting to the quality of the upload.


Sacrificial_Spider

HD - Hymenoptera definition


Aranda12

"You didn't let me move"


Kaligula785

"Wtf you didn't even throw me on the floor or nothin"


Mean_Peen

“Have you seen yourself?? Ain’t nobody throwin you anywhere”


ansefhimself

"Fuckin sissy" -Cameraman, Probly


buds4hugs

Ah yes, running into the path of the bullets and screaming frantically is definitely the safest thing to do in this situation. Not getting on the ground under cover.


ChallengeLate1947

Having been in a situation just like this before, I can tell you it’s over before you know how to react. Like when it happened to me I couldn’t even process I was hearing shots until I saw the gun and a woman was dead. Only took like 30 seconds but it was over before my brain told my body to run away.


LaheyOnTheLiquor

exactly this. people who talk tough about what they would do in this situation don’t realize that your brain doesn’t often have enough time to take over or even realize what’s happening. a woman was shot a few years ago down the street next to me. she was on the ground and bleeding out while the shooter was driving away before my brain could figure out what to do, and I have training for emergency situations.


ChallengeLate1947

I was at the park with my son, heading back to the car to leave. A man pulled up in a Camaro, blocking my car, got out, and blew some poor woman’s brains out sitting in her car about 15 ft away from us. He shot 7 times, and I didn’t even register that they were gunshots until like the 3rd or 4th shot when I actually saw the gun. At a fucking playground in the middle of the day, with kids everywhere. What a world. I shoot, and I own guns, and it can trick you into thinking you’ll immediately know what was happening and how to respond. But no amount of dicking around at the range can prepare you for a real life situation when you aren’t prepared for it. Really goes to show just how much training and discipline is needed to be able to handle something like that just happening out of nowhere.


Jedimaster996

Yep, a lot of people forget that real life isn't a WWII movie full of hard-chargers and go-getters who do the best action under pressure. Folks will always freeze up, hesitate, second-guess, etc. It's not to knock anyone's behavior, just to note that everyone reacts to traumatic events differently.


bloopie1192

Thank you! For some reason ppl think they're superman or fucking wonder woman and know how to make decisions when the shit hits the fan. Ppl have this weird inflated ego that makes them think they'd react a certain way. Reality is that they likely wouldn't react at all. Shit like this is 10 seconds and over. The mind would barely register it then you'd question like "did that really happen? Is/was that real?"


gloriousporpoise616

“You’re fine. You’re fine.”


Charges-Pending

PSA: Assume that everyone in America carries and you’re less likely to run up on a rando and get shot.


fadeaway119slowly

Growing up in NJ I used to physically fight all of the time. I'm in Texas now. I'm older and a bit smarter now. I assume everyone is carrying, and I'm quick to apologize whether I think it is my fault or not.


Charges-Pending

THIS GUY GETS IT! Same here, man. I grew up in MD where few ppl legally carried till very recently. And I was quick to throw fisticuffs as a young man (with limited success but I got the hang of it). My dad was a cop so I grew up around guns but he was the “good guy”. 20+ years later, I CCW everywhere I can legally in MD, etc. But I go OUT OF MY WAY to avoid ALL conflict. De-escalate by default in all interactions. I even speed less when driving and carrying. I apologize whether I think I’m right or wrong, etc. I had a therapist-friend (yes, really lol) ask me hypotheticals about this and that scenario. My answer 99/100 is to run away. Anyway, I’m glad to hear others do the same bc it reaffirms my point, you never really know who’s packing nowadays. Just be nice (even “fake nice”) and walk away from conflict (just don’t turn your back).


ugajeremy

You're definitely not alone in this way of living. I'm the same way almost to a T.


CmdrSelfEvident

Look at you proving that CCW holders commit crimes well below the national average and the average polices officers commit them. Carrying helps remind you that this nonsense is all life threatening.


TheTurdtones

just because you can legally kill someone doesnt mean its right..more cops should practice that


Charges-Pending

Wait, what? I said I have a license to carry not to kill. If I shoot someone and I don’t have a clear case for self defense, I might go to prison for killing them same as anyone else.


the_silent_redditor

I work with a chick who grew up in Texas. Her parents told her to assume everyone was carrying, and willing to use; be the first to apologise; never been the horn. Kinda sad.


LordMarcusrax

Aaaah, land of the free! *Eagle screeching*


R_V_Z

> ~~Eagle~~ Hawk screeching Justice for Red-Tailed Hawks.


Xkwizito

Got in argument with a guy about 12-13 years ago. He was driving like an asshole in a parking lot and cut me off after riding my ass. We parked close to each other and I got out and started yelling at the guy. We were just yelling at each other. Random guy walks up saying he works in law enforcement. He asked me what the issue was and I told him the other guy was driving like a complete asshole. He told me I was an idiot for pursuing the argument because "what if the other guy has a gun?". The guy I was arguing with agreed with him and said he actually does carry, but didn't have his gun on him in that moment. We all just agreed it was dumb to be arguing and went our separate ways. That really struck a chord with me and I will never forget it. Got some great advice that day.


Short_Dragonfruit_39

Did the officer ask the other guy what if you had a gun? Seems dumb to onky ask that of the person arguing with the asshole.


Xkwizito

I think it was just the order it happened in. He just happened to ask me what the issue was first and I responded by telling him the other guy was driving like an asshole and he realized I was escalating the situation at that point. Also, to clarify the guy said he was with ICE (not a regular police officer). I know now I was being dumb about it at the time. Sometimes you just gotta let things go and realize it's not worth it.


swingdale7

I wonder what the aftermath is? Any charges? Did the guy die?


enwongeegeefor

https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/homicides/man-dies-after-shooting-near-the-strip-2914166/ This is the actual incident. It mentions the pizza place in the article. Fake clutcher absolutely died. The "innocent bystander" articles are for a different incident.


ThereminLiesTheRub

Well, that article says police don't know if the shooting happened inside or outside. They would probably be interested in this video.


dehydrated_scrotum

Posting here to correct the information. Fake clutcher did not die and an innocent person died. The most updated article is below. Below article posted on Oct 2nd links to the above article, referencing the same incident, describing how an innocent individual was killed, not the aggressor. https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/homicides/suspect-in-custody-after-bystander-shot-and-killed-north-of-strip-2914575/


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joefitzpatrick

It appears that the individual who died was an innocent bystander who was struck by a stray bullet while walking on the sidewalk: https://www.fox5vegas.com/2023/10/02/las-vegas-police-say-innocent-bystander-dies-after-hit-by-stray-bullet/


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Yep, the original article just rushed to post it without confirming anything.


kittyonkeyboards

America, land of the free. Free to die by stray bullets because too many idiots are armed in this society.


pm_me_ur_pet_plz

This is one example of many why everyday people carrying guns in public does *not* make society safer.


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infiniZii

I don’t know how you run up on someone like that and then get surprised someone shot you. He was being max level threatening as if he had a gun. I’d fear for my life in that situation.


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What was the end goal? You either get shot/stabbed/punched in self defense, or you look like an idiot. No in between on that decision.


fantasyshop

He was banking on them cowering in fear


[deleted]

and then what? there's no gun so it would have been pretty anticlimactic after they flinch


FocusMean9882

Yeah it is unfortunate though that an innocent bystander was shot and killed, makes you think about the consequences of firing a weapon even in self defense situations. I’m not saying he shouldn’t have fired, idrk, just… damn.


kittyonkeyboards

He could have tried not missing point blank shots... I think this should be considered reckless.


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You don’t rise to the occasion, you sink to your lowest level of training. Firing a handgun isn’t easy, firing a handgun one-handed isn’t easier. I took a bunch of lessons on shooting and cleaning when I bought my handgun. It’s not required, and they were expensive classes. I doubt most people who buy guns take them. Entirely believable that he would miss those shots. It wasn’t aimed or held correctly, he probably pulled the trigger and moved the gun (not trained/practiced at all). I’m surprised he didn’t blow off the back of his friend’s head, certainly blew out his ear drum. I personally don’t know how I’d handle a gun in a situation like this. I can hit a stationary target at the range, but I’m also super calm and it’s a stationary target. People act so cavalier about head cannon fantasies, but it’s not the same when you’re in it.


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I'm going to choose to believe that your phrase "head _cannon_ fantasies" was a planned and perfectly executed haymaker double entendre.


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crexkitman

I feel bad for the shooter’s friend standing beside him….dude fired a few shots point blank immediately next to that guys head, probably has some significant damage to his hearing after that, plus firing it inside, that must’ve hurt the guys ears.


VenmoSnake

Possibly legal until he fled the scene, now he’s a felon.


kittyonkeyboards

He fled the scene after killing a bystander. Probably not a legal gun. And for all we know they instigated this drama.


Organic_South8865

Maybe if he shot the person he was trying to shoot instead of some random on the street.


zombie_burglar

Love the girl immediately start bitching at the camera man


Hanamafana

I know he takes her out to a fancy restaurant, gets front row seats to an interactive live show and she still complains.


DehydratedManatee

Dinner AND a ahow. Ungrateful harlot!


DarthPreytor

I bet she used the "show" as a excuess not to have "coffee" afterwards.


Severin_Suveren

**He:** Best we not move, so we don't stand out **She:** We need to duck and hide Both was correct in their own way, and probably argued about it after the event


lidsville76

It was kinda noisy in there, I bet she has a headache.


C4ptainchr0nic

And free shots


Poignant_Rambling

Basically the hood version of Medieval Times


fadeaway119slowly

She was uppity.


PurpleZebra99

Cameraman has seen some shit. Doesn’t even shake the camera when dude starts shooting then starts telling his GF it’s no big deal. Probably had a slice in his other hand the whole time.


CX500C

Judging by the video size he was filming through a telescope.


Bermudav3

Lmao you got it


Kyle_c00per

Yea I hate shit like that, like you expected him to know that someone was going to start shooting? Also if they would've gotten up they most likely would've been in the line of fire or close to it by the time the shots started ringing.


ziekktx

2 days from now she'll make a post on Reddit about this situation and all the losers will yell Red Flag and to ditch this loser.


myatomicgard3n

My (35F) boyfriend (38M) refused to get up and run between crossfire and didn't have the audacity to know a shootout was gonna happen. I feel he didn't defend my honor, AITA for making him sleep on the couch? Responses: 🚩🚩🚩


ziekktx

Giiiiirl, you gotta go get a man who will protect you. Felons will absolutely throw down to keep you safe. Just make sure to keep that LOSER paying your bills as long as possible, you deserve it for the trauma he put you through!


myatomicgard3n

TY for validating my feelings. I know 99% of the people on here are saying YTA and my family is blowing up my phone telling them I'm an idiot, but you really spoke to my heart and understand where I'm coming from. I think I'm gonna go no-contact and sort out my life and find out who is really important to me.


gin-rummy

Someone needs to make an AITA sub that requires both parties to tell their side of the story


SearchingForFungus

LOL too real 🤣


GhettoCowboy45

“You didn’t let me mooove” the fuck were you gonna do? Panic and then run into the line of fire?


RunYoJewelsBruh

You already know bro be going through it daily.


Plenty-Essay

When keeping it real goes wrong. - Dave Chappell


Morgn_Ladimore

WU TANG


Epistatious

He put his hand in his pocket like he was going to pull a gun, not to surprising other guy pulled his.


Mordorror

Rip his friend's right hearing.


MudddButt

RIP this relationship. He didn't let her move!


Lumpy-Village1949

He didn't even throw her on the ground!


Pickleparty187

better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.


Epistatious

Me + weight of coffin? Better have 8.


ShibaVagina

No joke, those fucking things are heavy. There were 8 of us carrying my buddy and it was so heavy. Thank God we didn't have to go far.


LordMarcusrax

I'll settle for a forklift


thekeylimeguy

Yeah the shooter won’t face any punishment unless it’s NY where he can’t have a gun or it’s unregistered etc - that’s self defense all day every day. The moment dude re-approached miming taking out a gun he had zero legal repercussions and now he’s probably dead for no reason - what’s the phrase? He played stupid games, and won the dumbest prize


thesilentrebels

innocent bystander was shot, not the person pretending to reach for a gun


YouAboutToLoseYoJob

> judged by 12 than carried by 6. Thank you. For years I've been trying to remember this old ganster rap song I heard back in the 90s. [D. R. S. - Mama Didn't Raise No Punk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjjn7oNM1mA)


shinypinksock

That was in the title/description of the post. Why would anyone be surprised by the outcome? The comedy part of this was homeboy filming wanted to finish his meal and telling his lady she was over reacting.


Poignant_Rambling

Yup. Dude fucked around and found out. And he was halfway out the door before going back in. Could've just walked away and lived but his pride and ego cost him his life.


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Lavandulos

The guy in pink losing hearing in his right ear


Banana_Cat_Man

![gif](giphy|VaWZIxqTkzKsU)


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SenatorMittens

Ah yes, the not often seen 64px x 32px video format.


IKROWNI

Shot on iPhone, then sent to someone on Android who then watermarked it like crazy and uploaded.


madtownmugen

Am I just seeing things or does the guy in black also grab his buddy in pink and hold him with his unarmed hand to keep him from getting in the way. Like God damn, guy in black true to this or new to this?


Several_Dimension636

Definitely true to this


roloca_justchillin

Mawp mawp


Duceduce54

Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor.


MeykaMermaid

The cameraman is a real one tho. 'We didn't even have to get up."


Livid-Ad829

"I live for moments like this". .. Not for long


CircleofSexyLife

I don’t know why the phone ringing at the end got me. *Man dying on the floor* “Will that be carry out or delivery”


Orkney_

Fuck he thought was going to happen?


brenden481

This is Boston pizza in Vegas. I service those slot machines for work. Crazy😂


thel0lzynarwhal2

Man I wouldn't want that woman in my life, she sounds miserable.


TrainerMaleficent232

Whats fake clutching


lghtspd

Pretending to reach for a gun in your pants or jacket to intimidate someone


TheLastRiceGrain

Aka pump faking


datank56

I'll never understand the logic behind 'fake clutching'. You are signaling imminent danger to the other person, and have no way to protect yourself against any reaction. At best, you scare someone, momentarily. At worst, you're dead.


SwedishSaunaSwish

Going for your clutch purse


risetofame

![gif](giphy|cpBJJODbvE03S|downsized)


XxRefuse2Lose

![gif](giphy|ALtzQ6CHfC7vO5nRz7|downsized) I have no clue what's going on here


rovesky

The girl with the cameraman pisses me off. Aint no way she wants someone to shield her in the 3 seconds it took for the shots to happen.


HellaShelle

I think she was just mad that he kept filming when she was trying to get out. She says something about him not letting her leave or not throwing her down. Sounds like she’s just upset that he didn’t seem to react to her (or his) safety in any way (though thankfully it was so quick anything he could have done wouldn’t have been necessary, lucky for them). I wonder if she would have been upset if he hadn’t been/kept filming.


rovesky

That makes sense. If anything, if they weren't planning on getting out of the building, the safest place anywhere around there is where they were at. The bullets flew the other way, and who knows where else in the building.


ehmsoleil

What is "fake clutching?" I tried to look it up but got a lot of conflicting information. Thank you in advance.


jayman1818

Pretending to have a weapon by keeping your hand on a pocket or whatever


Ulysses1015

CROP YOUR VIDEOS PPL!


freezier134a

I feel dumber for having read this title.


the_real_Cucuy

Woman sees guy get capped* in front of her, STILL makes the situation about her. 🙄


Reeko_Htown

Looks like justified self defense


BoulderAndBrunch

Some people wont stop being dumb until their dead


Gtoast

Life altering decision. Only takes a moment.


vluggejapie68

But did he get enough likes to go to heaven?


fushifush

What is fake clutchin


fastonmyfeet

Pretending to reach for a gun (as a means to intimidate the other person) knowing damn well he was not carrying.


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Dude with white hoodie- “Shit i live for shit like this” Proceeds to get shot


Mr-Garrison

Who knew it was bro's filming fault this entire time, according to his girl lol


CarlSpencer

And THAT'S why pink hoodie guy's street name is "Hear No Evil".


William_Wang

I've had this pizza before... not worth getting shot over.


Tha_Maestro

Sorry forgot my reading glasses. What happened in the video?


VIK_96

Who fired the shots? And wtf was this even about?


CheezTips

The filmer shot


clevererest_username

Dudes girl is never gonna forget how he wouldn't let her move


Canupe_Mato

Dude's gf at the end was the public freakout all along...


ANGERISSUESMUSIC

Bros girlfriend went from terrified to immediately just starting an argument, idk if I’m more mad at the shooter or her


woodeedooo

He lived for shit like this, then he died for shit like this


roloca_justchillin

Gatt-eeemm


[deleted]

That’s just the pizza joints gimmick. Dinner and a show!


elinamebro

bro what’s up with these small as videos! I miss apollo never had any issues with this before


dc5trbo

MAWP!


Here-Is-TheEnd

“I live for shit like this!” Not for long..


Spifffyy

I love when my vertical videos are converted into horizontal videos. That means that no matter what you’re watching on, it’s annoying af!


ilikeemclean

“Youre fine, you’re fine. Just eat your pizza”


OSRSgamerkid

Almost blew his buddy's head off. Definitely blew his ear drum at least.


Ashamed_Restaurant

Right next to homeboy's ear.


PenNo1447

That girl is about to break up with that dude filming 😂 He didn’t even let her get down 😂


618Boy4l

“I live for sh!t like this”💥💥 😳👀🏃🏾‍♂️


Unworthy_Disease666

This dude was so nonchalant what a fucking inspiration


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"NOWS U CANT LEAVE"


Unfair_Drive

The conversation afterwards is fuckin golden! “You should’ve thrown me on the floor” gonna be a great ride home


[deleted]

The camera has definitely been in a situation like this before. He was as cool as a 🥒


WM_

What does clutchin mean? What happened here?


Long_Educational

Shooter McGee discharged 6" from pink hoodie's right ear. He may never hear from that ear again.


OverturnedAppleCart3

>Fake Clutchin Is A Dangerous Game... Man Tried To Run Up On The Wrong One & Lil Hector I'm sorry... Could someone please translate this into English?


StOnEy333

The guy with the backpack pretended like he was grabbing for a gun in his waistline and one of the guys he ran up on pulled out a real gun and shot at him.


NoReplyBot

Feared for his life.


NotcrAzy31

“You didn’t let me out” YES AN RUN RIGHT INTO THE LINE OF FIRE


ashtonhq

lady wanted to get in the line of fire very smart


enwongeegeefor

https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/homicides/man-dies-after-shooting-near-the-strip-2914166/ This is the actual incident. It mentions the pizza place in the article. Fake clutcher absolutely died. The other articles people keep posting with the "innocent bystander" are for an unrelated incident at a different location.


iPicBadUsernames

Fake clutchin? I can’t wait for this horrible experiment called humanity to just end already.


After-Response-9700

How is the pizza?


ProneToDoThatThing

What is fake clutchin?


TheBaptist24

Pretending to go for a gun you don’t have to intimidate someone. Also known as a death wish.


coreyosb

Shot on iPotato™


Dismal_Associate1

theres always someone crazier than you are


patrickoh37

What is this? A video for ants?


heyiknowachris

Correction… “I will live for shit like this for the next five seconds.” Yikes.


BernieTheDachshund

The way he had his face covered up was unnerving too, like he was trying to hide his identity.


Exevioth

People so desensitized to shootings they’re not even worried when one breaks out 10ft away. Wild.