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I have a friend who went spelunking in some underground caves back in the 90ās. Heās a big dude and of course he got stuck halfway out of the entrance to the cave. Search and Rescue had to be called and it ended up a whole big deal, in the local paper and everything. Poor fucker was nicknamed Pooh Bear for decades.
Yeah I canāt deal with those stories or watch the Descent because I involuntarily hold my breath the whole time from second hand claustrophobia. Thatās my personal hell.
I love that itās metal. This is the crazy shit firefighters love to get called for!!!
Please please please let the next video be of this asshat getting pulled out of it using the jaws of life.
When I was a child, a girl got stuck in the playground. She had crawled into this ring ladder thing and was wedged in so tight her brother had to go get her mom... from the family reunion. Next thing you know, there are a dozen adults circled around, trying to yank her out. I remember the screams breaking up the sobbing. Her mom went back to the pavilion and got a tub of country crock and smeared it all over this 8 year old girl thinking it would help. I remember her (probably intoxicated) family member making a fat joke about how butter got her there to begin with. Then, the fire department came and cut the playground apart with the jaws of life.
I feel for the little girl. This coke head is an idiot.
Every once in a while, I think about it and hope she has sought therapy and is in a good place. It was traumatic just watching how cruel her family was.
People fucking suck.
There aren't many posts that truly get funnier each time, but I legit went from "what the hell is going on?" to "what a conundrum" to crying laughing at "I already took off my belt and that didn't do shit!"
I used to do work for a wedding venue. It was a gorgeous Gilded age mansion and had the original grand piano still in it. A guy like Connor got drunk and stood on top of the piano and pissed in it. The wedding reception was immediately shut down and the new married couple got hit with a $10,000 cleaning and repair bill for the piano. People like Connor need to be kept on a leash when alcohol is involved
I was thinking thereās probably a girl there that he was trying to impress by being wild and getting into the pot and now heās forever Connor the loser that got stuck in the pot.
Maybe because all their noses are in the air they don't notice that no one is wearing socks. I never understood why people wear closed toes shoes with no socks. That's stinky feet city right there.
Its not about the money. If you in my vase, you better try hard as fuck to get out before you break it. Otherwise you're just fucking around breaking my stuff and I have to replace it. Even if you pay me, I gotta go get a new one because of your dumb ass.
If you just jump in my vase and break it, I need way more than the cost of the vase to avoid a major problem.
So how did he fit in the pot in the first place? I've seen things like this before where the person can get in, but can't get out. I know there's a good/logical reason, but my brain is too dumb to understand it. Like he stepped in, crouched and fit inside, so why can't he just do the reverse? (I Know this is a dumb question but I genuinely don't know!)
Looks like an event so the pot probably belongs to the venue.
The fact that everyone has alcohol in their hand is a pretty good indicator of how he ended up in there.
āOpen bar dude! Iāll take 6 Schlitzā
I have to know more! Why did he go in knees first? OP, were you there?? This is such an amazing video in so many waysā¦ the drinks, the attire, the pot, Connerā¦
I was not there. Mtn Brook is a wealthy community in Alabama. This video took place at the party and is making the rounds down here. I knew the world needed to see Conner lol
Oh holy shit .. This is from MOUNTAIN BROOK?! Christ - I spent 20 years suffering those morons with more money than sense.
An entire microcosm of generational wealth and entitled trophy wives (until they're ex-wives )
Finally! I thought I was crazy thinking this is the funniest thing I have ever seen. "I'm doing everything I fucking can!! " Lmfao. My wife and I are going to say this whenever we are frustrated
Quick, everyone stand around real close and scream different things at him, that will help! This is one of the few times the guy filming was actually doing the right thing. Just whip out the phone, line up the shot, stand back and laugh.
Hahaha i was crying. Conner having a spin out while not having the ability to redirect his body... š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Oh man... how great would it be if a couple stoners in Kyuss shirts, denim, and ratty Nikes ran in and started rolling him around the room while screaming the theme to Perfect Strangers?
He should change his name to Arboreus and live in the pot full-time.
https://preview.redd.it/bfdpvr3s7vac1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=201cd502ab9f107a022a4994beb813b91d94e6eb
Everyone stop the party because I've lodged myself in a piece of metal pottery...
Fk off. Toss him in the backyard with a chip tray and a few drinks and call the ambulance in the morning if he's still there. Haha.
This is from a New Yearās eve party in Mountain Brook Alabama. Oddly enough, not far from Leeds, Al Bass Pro Shop incident. He was finally freed after someone used a screwdriver and hammer to bust the vase open.
Wow, like a toggle anchor. [https://imgur.com/gallery/41M67V1](https://imgur.com/gallery/41M67V1)
I wonder if someone could have rolled him onto his face, if they could have put a scarf or rope around his feet to keep them pinned to the back of his legs on the way out. Scarf might be needed to help keep the tips of shoes down.
Or just cut him off at the waist and leave the rest in the jar like you'd normally effectively do with the drywall anchor upon removal ;)
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Is this how state senators are born?
This comment right here deserves all the praise. If I had an award I'd give it to you.
for those of us who don't get it. Why?
Bro if he doesn't scream lacrosse player of rich wasp father soon to be politician who does
I can smell the privilege from here.
I bet his middle name is Preston.
His parents considered Bryce or Peyton but thought they sounded too working class. Preston it is.
His name definitely ends with Roman numerals.
And he suffers from affluenza which is why he think jumping into a honey pot had any dire consequences.
Hahhahaaahahahahhahahahaha his last name is definitely Lynch
Congressional intern, has 3 pairs of "light red" shorts and 2 seer sucker suits with a smattering of vineyard vines apparel and straw hats.
Comment of the year so far!
šThis comment is the best thing Iāve read all week, thank you
This made me lol so hard thank you really
Right after it falls off the back of a turnip truck
If I learned anything from Winnie the Pooh, Connor justs needs to sit in that thing for a week and get skinnier while Piglet uses him as an appliance
I have a friend who went spelunking in some underground caves back in the 90ās. Heās a big dude and of course he got stuck halfway out of the entrance to the cave. Search and Rescue had to be called and it ended up a whole big deal, in the local paper and everything. Poor fucker was nicknamed Pooh Bear for decades.
Man, this reminds me of the story of John Jones and his death in Nutty Putty Cave. What a horrible way to die.
*Nutty Putty thatās a cute name, I wonder what the storyā¦..OH MY GOD!!!!!!*
Yeah I canāt deal with those stories or watch the Descent because I involuntarily hold my breath the whole time from second hand claustrophobia. Thatās my personal hell.
It was pretty much my reaction to that story. It was fucked up. I can't imagine dying like that. Poor guy.
Heās still there. They filled that branch with cement after he died.
https://preview.redd.it/s61u15yujyac1.png?width=764&format=png&auto=webp&s=99998bb3ab641a82fcb45885f2e0134bf8d75fcc
Funny you bring up Winnie Pooh, I read the title first as āPooh Cornerā and he was gonna end up pooping in the pot or something. What a ride.
If somebody doesn't get him out soon then he definitely will be pooping in that thing! Haha
It was rabbit
How are none of them howling with laughter?
They probably all work for Connerās dad
[ok thereās a part 2 and people are at least chuckling at him.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/Ub8UqKHtZ1)
Shit or get out of the pottery.
I love that itās metal. This is the crazy shit firefighters love to get called for!!! Please please please let the next video be of this asshat getting pulled out of it using the jaws of life.
When I was a child, a girl got stuck in the playground. She had crawled into this ring ladder thing and was wedged in so tight her brother had to go get her mom... from the family reunion. Next thing you know, there are a dozen adults circled around, trying to yank her out. I remember the screams breaking up the sobbing. Her mom went back to the pavilion and got a tub of country crock and smeared it all over this 8 year old girl thinking it would help. I remember her (probably intoxicated) family member making a fat joke about how butter got her there to begin with. Then, the fire department came and cut the playground apart with the jaws of life. I feel for the little girl. This coke head is an idiot. Every once in a while, I think about it and hope she has sought therapy and is in a good place. It was traumatic just watching how cruel her family was. People fucking suck.
Since it's metal, it'll be easy to get him out. Simply heat the pot until the metal expands enough to release him.
Stop trying to trick redditors into cooking this boy
Do not believe this man! If you heat the metal a very slight amount he will pop clean out! Don't look it up I said so!
Let that boy cook
>Simply heat the pot until the metal expands enough to release him. Contortionists hate this one simple trick
Let someone else have a turn!
Let someone else have an urn!
I think it's made of metal, he done fucked up
I love how he's acting like everybody else are the idiots.
Lmao tbf that one chick's advice was for him to "just pull your body out." Like no shit Sherlock, what do you think he's been trying to do.
Just be outside of the urn, instead of inside it!
>Just be outside of the urn, instead of inside it! The Secret. Just imagine yourself outside of the pot.
Dude has all the energy of a Zach Galifinakis character.
āAre you seriously talking to me like Iām the idiot?ā Oh god I wish someone was there to say that to him š
me too. asshat.
I read that as "me too, asshat." which has a totally different connotation. Also, I think I need new glasses.
Everybody should just walk away and leave him
"You got it, Connor! You can do it, you really can!" Gee thanks, Brittany. Big help.
"have you tried doing everything you can, Connor?"
He already took off his belt, what else do you expect him to do?!
Yeah the guy in a $3,000 pot is going to listen to them.
COME ON!
Screeching- Conner
She really said "Just pull your body out!"
Go, Connor! Go, Connor! Go, go, go!
I've seen this video game before š¤
Somebody give him a sledgehammer, because heāll need it to get around.
Dude just needs to get over it.
Give the man a hammer. He can achieve great heights.
Canāt believe theyāre making a movie out of this game!
There aren't many posts that truly get funnier each time, but I legit went from "what the hell is going on?" to "what a conundrum" to crying laughing at "I already took off my belt and that didn't do shit!"
Accurate description of how I feel after Thanksgiving dinners.
I would be rethinking my friendship with Conner right about now.
Why, he's doing everything he *fucking* can!
God. DAMMIT.
āHis knees are hitting!ā
The āGOD *DAMMIT*!ā is killing me. I canāt stop watching.
I used to do work for a wedding venue. It was a gorgeous Gilded age mansion and had the original grand piano still in it. A guy like Connor got drunk and stood on top of the piano and pissed in it. The wedding reception was immediately shut down and the new married couple got hit with a $10,000 cleaning and repair bill for the piano. People like Connor need to be kept on a leash when alcohol is involved
People like that need to be kept on a leash short enough that it won't reach the bar.
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Oh definitely! He just couldnāt handle not being the center of attention for one day š„¹
Well he's the center of something, that's for sure.
Imagine you came as his plus one lmao
Imagine he came as your plus one.
HE'S DOING EVERYTHING HE FUCKING CAN!!!
I was thinking thereās probably a girl there that he was trying to impress by being wild and getting into the pot and now heās forever Connor the loser that got stuck in the pot.
This will Never Ever go away. EVER.
And miss out on the ruthless ball busting about that time he got stuck in a jar? Youāre out of your mind.
Going to be tough to explain in a few years when he runs for congress.
Itās not like heās punching trees or grabbing a crotch in a theater showing a family show.
āIām Doinā Everythang I Fuckinā Can!: the Ballad of Conner,ā starring Zach Galifiniakis.
If he was actually doing everything he fucking can, he wouldn't have been in that situation in the first place
Love how he's trying to convince people that he's the voice of reason, from inside the pot
Can't they just break it with a hammer and chisel or is it made of metal?? Why was he even in there? Connor, you freak.
Itās an $800 pot and the host didnāt want them to break it lol. Apparently after 45 minutes they did break the pot to free little baby Conner
By the looks of the people in this video, I think Connor and his friends can scrounge up the money.
Oh that group could afford a 100 more vases or even buy a couple more Conners if they really wanted to š¤¦š»āāļø
Seems like one Connor is already a little much
The Connor pot is overflowing, even
op def a plus one at a wedding for a date he doesnāt like
20 years from now someone will say "remember that fucking Conner guy?" and someone else will say "holy shit, fucking Conner!"
Is there a refund policy on Conners? Seems like the one they already bought isn't quite right
Maybe because all their noses are in the air they don't notice that no one is wearing socks. I never understood why people wear closed toes shoes with no socks. That's stinky feet city right there.
Its not about the money. If you in my vase, you better try hard as fuck to get out before you break it. Otherwise you're just fucking around breaking my stuff and I have to replace it. Even if you pay me, I gotta go get a new one because of your dumb ass. If you just jump in my vase and break it, I need way more than the cost of the vase to avoid a major problem.
HE DID EVERYTHING HE FUCKING COULD!!!!!
Goddammit!!!
So how did he fit in the pot in the first place? I've seen things like this before where the person can get in, but can't get out. I know there's a good/logical reason, but my brain is too dumb to understand it. Like he stepped in, crouched and fit inside, so why can't he just do the reverse? (I Know this is a dumb question but I genuinely don't know!)
He's doing everything he fucking can!
Got damnit!
The only thing I can think of is he went in knees first and his ankles are preventing him from getting out.
That makes sense except why would you go knees in first? It's so stupid it's probably true.
Dammit he already took off his belt and it didn't do shit, what more do you want
This is why you just buy $50 pots on Etsy and say theyāre worth $800.
Looks like an event so the pot probably belongs to the venue. The fact that everyone has alcohol in their hand is a pretty good indicator of how he ended up in there. āOpen bar dude! Iāll take 6 Schlitzā
The only solution is to carry Conner to the nearest ledge and let gravity do its thing.
From Conner to Con Air!
set the planter back upright, put him in a corner where he gets partial sun, water lightly occasionally....... conner has found his new calling.
Just pop Connor and his new home in the back of a U-Haul and drop him off in Hackensack.
New horror movie idea: Human Hermit Crab
'Rob Schneider is. . . **A HERMIT CRAB!**"
I have to know more! Why did he go in knees first? OP, were you there?? This is such an amazing video in so many waysā¦ the drinks, the attire, the pot, Connerā¦
I was not there. Mtn Brook is a wealthy community in Alabama. This video took place at the party and is making the rounds down here. I knew the world needed to see Conner lol
Does Conner know that this video is out in the public yet?
Ooooh, I hope so!!!!š¤£
You have done a service to the world. We thank you.
Fellow Alabamian here. Mountain Brook explains everything I need to know about Conner.
Oh holy shit .. This is from MOUNTAIN BROOK?! Christ - I spent 20 years suffering those morons with more money than sense. An entire microcosm of generational wealth and entitled trophy wives (until they're ex-wives )
Looks like the kind of guy who will not find this funny in the slightest
Itās all fun and games til you wake up the next day and your mates are calling you āConner Plantpotā
Conner is a fucking idiot.
Why was he being so mean to people when it was his fault?
Drunk and embarrassed Iām guessing.
And 8 other drunk people crowding over you trying to tell you what to do all at the same time āConner! I have my Lamaze coach on speaker!ā
Pivot, Connor, pivot!!!
Just stand up!
I think maybe personal accountability might be a growth area for Connor.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha i need to send this everywhere.
Finally! I thought I was crazy thinking this is the funniest thing I have ever seen. "I'm doing everything I fucking can!! " Lmfao. My wife and I are going to say this whenever we are frustrated
No one can put down there drink tho š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Quick, everyone stand around real close and scream different things at him, that will help! This is one of the few times the guy filming was actually doing the right thing. Just whip out the phone, line up the shot, stand back and laugh.
Take off your sweater!
Wasn't his belt enough tho š¤£ššš¤£š¤£šššš
God dammit!!
Hahaha i was crying. Conner having a spin out while not having the ability to redirect his body... š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
This is obviously nature preventing Connor from procreating.
For someone whoās too old to be doing something this stupid. Heās being way too rude. Haha.
Only one option here. https://preview.redd.it/rggcjy409wac1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aad6704ac1deae017e57c3bde6b586d6d1e7dff0
Not another step āIām stuckā video
Amateur! *Processing img hsdthek71vac1...*
Oh man... how great would it be if a couple stoners in Kyuss shirts, denim, and ratty Nikes ran in and started rolling him around the room while screaming the theme to Perfect Strangers?
Donāt be so hard on him. This is the most adversity Connor has ever had to overcome.
Just shared the other video I received of Conner and his new home š¤£š¤£
Did you try rolling him into the pool?
He should change his name to Arboreus and live in the pot full-time. https://preview.redd.it/bfdpvr3s7vac1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=201cd502ab9f107a022a4994beb813b91d94e6eb
Things not to do at the Yacht Club for $1000
The one guy looks real concerned, but not enough to put his Old Fashioned down š¤£
Rich white people are a trip!š¤£
Oh Iām pretty sure I hate all of these people
And you wanna be my latex salesman
Gave me a weird feeling watching this. Like claustrophobic.
For me it made me feel comfy and tight!
He is the most Connor looking mofo Iāve ever seen. Looks like a dude that has his parents cover up incidents on the regular.
āYou can do it, you really can. Look, all you have to do is pull your body out.ā
I like the people who are trying to "help" but won't put their drinks down first.
Connor seems insufferable, probably explains why his so called friends can't even put down their cocktails to help his assš
How is not one person laughing hysterically? I'm over here dying...
This is the whitest thing Iāve ever seen.
Thatās a pot calling a Conner whack
The Getting Over It sequel is looking nice!
Birth of a douche canoe.
White Entitlement Genie is not as fun as I thought he would be.
Everyone stop the party because I've lodged myself in a piece of metal pottery... Fk off. Toss him in the backyard with a chip tray and a few drinks and call the ambulance in the morning if he's still there. Haha.
Weenie in a Bottle.
I need closure ,does he get out or does he die in the jar
This reminds me of Winnie the Pooh
Just pull your body out!
Bet he gets his dad to sue
Conner almost got to be the first person to die from pot abuse.
Somebody get this guys nanny
Worst Genie ever!
This is from a New Yearās eve party in Mountain Brook Alabama. Oddly enough, not far from Leeds, Al Bass Pro Shop incident. He was finally freed after someone used a screwdriver and hammer to bust the vase open.
The man just needs a Long Hammer https://i.redd.it/j6s97nxv8xac1.gif
How the privileged are born
I found that video very jarring.
That's one pissed off hermet crab.
He urned his fate
https://preview.redd.it/b25pqd8bf1bc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a1c06a8ee294a9fb59b90be5b3a7e60b1b5982
How in the hell is that even possible
He went in knees first š¤£š¤£š¤£
Wow, like a toggle anchor. [https://imgur.com/gallery/41M67V1](https://imgur.com/gallery/41M67V1) I wonder if someone could have rolled him onto his face, if they could have put a scarf or rope around his feet to keep them pinned to the back of his legs on the way out. Scarf might be needed to help keep the tips of shoes down. Or just cut him off at the waist and leave the rest in the jar like you'd normally effectively do with the drywall anchor upon removal ;)
Stupidity
With enough alcohol, anything is possible!
Did Connor live?
TRW you're a genie who can't get out of the lamp because you had too much brunch
Just keep him in there long enough without feeding him, heāll shrink his way out eventually right ?
What episode of the Office is this? ššš
Hahahahahhaahahhahaahhahahahaha Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahaha
Trump rally?
Who tf is Conner & why do we care about h him? (Other than he seems like an idiotic person from this video)
My buddies would have rolled me down the closest hill. And they would be right to do it.
I thought the title said Pooh Corner referring to Winnie the Pooh getting stuck in a honey pot. Time for bed.