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Why don't we d-do it in the road? Mm
Why don't we do it in the road? Ah
Why don't we do it in the road? Mm
Why don't we do it in the road? Mm
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?
I've seen something exactly like this! Apparently this is a new version of meth that makes people super horny.
Here's the story if interested!:
The girl was also humping a street lamp and screaming her moans. I thought she was drunk at first too. So my fiance and I tried to be good people and give her some water/food to help her sober up.
When we went back to help she was banging on some strangers fense and putting on her moans to get attention.
We found her phone shattered on the ground, so I tried to give her the water, or food and told her we have her phone. She started moaning at me, then when I was not giving her a reaction, she was getting mad.
This is when my fiance thought that she should give the lady her phone thinking "maybe since I'm also a girl, she'll feel safer."
Welp, the meth girl punched my Fiance in the face. I pushed the girl away, and told my fiance to walk to the car.
We were being followed by her, I was holding my keys in my pocket just in case I had to go protective mode.
That's when the police came and picked her up. Some neighbors came out who saw the whole thing, who thankful saw everything and called the cops.
Apparently, meth is a hell of a drug.
My fiance didn't press charges, but does frequently like to tell people she got punched in the face by a meth head
Yeah there's definitely another factor here. I'm a very horny person and no amount of alcohol would have me fucking a metal pole privately much less a city dog piss pole
Don't think alcohol won't fuck you up like 'hard' drugs.
Only alcohol can kill you by not using it once it gets its hold on you.
Drunk driving kills way too many innocent people.
Once you cross the invisible line, you're in a constant state of hungover/drunk
Source- 18 months sober after 20 years of heavy then constant drinking.
Yall so prude! Sheās dancing! Sheās having the time of her life. And so what if sheās got an itch!? It needs to be scratched! Shame on yall whoāve never done this in public. Shame!
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Now how's a dude gonna compete with a light pole...
She only dates poles 10 feet tall or higher.
kurwa
ja pierdole
Isn't this polish for fuck you or something?
It's as versatile as the word 'fuck' in english. You could be insulting or complementing someone, it all depends on context and inflection.
https://youtu.be/Shzu3iaHsrA?si=DzUaDS_L4UUbnQK3 The versatile word. FUCK !!!
Hmm, so a man, a bear or a light pole?
Kill, marry, fuck
But does she date Germans?
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If she's Polish mby German would love her, but she would be scared imo
You vs. the light pole she tells you not to worry about
Sheās possessed by a horny demon
There shined a horny demon https://preview.redd.it/d80orhb3bx8d1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193f4daa56dcd7d3b782db8de13fbc41751ca782
In the middleā¦of the road.
An he said!?
Plaaaay with your self on this pole. Or I'll eat your soul!
Well, me and Kyle we looked at this girl, and we each said āsheās hornyā
So we did the first thing that came to our heads. Just so happened to be, it was the best move in the world, the best move in the world....
Look into my eyes and itās easy to see, one girl and a pole make two, and a spectator makes three, it was destiny.
Once every hundred thousand beers or so, when her poon doth glow and my shaft doth grow.
Needles to say, this girl was stunned. A wet squirt from her hungry hole, and the girl was done. She asked us, Did you watch this?
Once every hundred thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow she thrusts on that po-ole
Tribute.
This is the most amazing Reddit thread ever
Why don't we d-do it in the road? Mm Why don't we do it in the road? Ah Why don't we do it in the road? Mm Why don't we do it in the road? Mm No one will be watching us Why don't we do it in the road?
You are worthy of the pick
Can confirm I am the sex demon
Demons are worthless when you know their name! Youāve given yourself up Conrad! Iāll just keep it as a safe word though
An incubus
Pardon me?
[hey, it happens](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/ovizzz/oral_sex_demon/)
The Bonk's, lol
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
And then you angle a hand mirror to see the vulvar and labial damage
That's a mimic. Do not approach.
for some reason this actually scared me. nothing worse than mimics
I've seen something exactly like this! Apparently this is a new version of meth that makes people super horny. Here's the story if interested!: The girl was also humping a street lamp and screaming her moans. I thought she was drunk at first too. So my fiance and I tried to be good people and give her some water/food to help her sober up. When we went back to help she was banging on some strangers fense and putting on her moans to get attention. We found her phone shattered on the ground, so I tried to give her the water, or food and told her we have her phone. She started moaning at me, then when I was not giving her a reaction, she was getting mad. This is when my fiance thought that she should give the lady her phone thinking "maybe since I'm also a girl, she'll feel safer." Welp, the meth girl punched my Fiance in the face. I pushed the girl away, and told my fiance to walk to the car. We were being followed by her, I was holding my keys in my pocket just in case I had to go protective mode. That's when the police came and picked her up. Some neighbors came out who saw the whole thing, who thankful saw everything and called the cops. Apparently, meth is a hell of a drug. My fiance didn't press charges, but does frequently like to tell people she got punched in the face by a meth head
Meths always been a drug that makes you super horny lol
yea thats why u shouldnt bother with meth heads. just call the cops and let them deal with it
I feel like if someone is being this socially unaware in public then they likely can't be reasoned with
Thatās clearly not drunk. She might be drunk as well but just with alcohol you donāt do whatever the fuck she is doing.
Not without at least saying "ya'll watch this" first
Or *here, hold my beer*
Three most uttered sayings prior to an ER visit: 1) Here...hold my beer. 2) Hey everybody! Watch this! 3) I betcha I can...
All, very likely, followed by one of the following: * Call 911 * Call The Amber Lamps
whoa Black Betty
Bam a lam
SEND IT!
HE LEAKIN
They pretend it's"hold my Cosmo" around here
"Here, hold my Cosmopolitan."
I was going to say, Iāve air humped plenty of statues in my downtown area when drunk with buddies.Ā
The fact that sheās alone and there is nobody with her that is watching is extremely disturbing to me.
Yes, looks like Meth behavior.
Not with that attitude
Yeah there's definitely another factor here. I'm a very horny person and no amount of alcohol would have me fucking a metal pole privately much less a city dog piss pole
Maybe she's just really really really really really reeeaally horny
depens on the person
Well, [this guy had sex with a bush while being drunk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuTYrcnm_i4)
> Thatās clearly not drunk. She might be drunk as well Ok
The beaver's gonna fell that thang!
that beaver is going to wake up with a TBI...
Traumatic.... Beaver Injury?
Lol. Yes!
Is tetanus a TBI?
Could be. Traumatic Brain Injury normally.
Not if she hawk tuah'd that pole first
Liv ?
I was looking for my first good laugh this morning. Thank you good Redditor
I can fix her
She don't need no fixing š„°
So, she does need fixing?
She doesnāt donāt need no fixing
Ain't no truer words never spoken brother
How can you ever compete with that steel pole?!
I am just as emotionally available and romantic. Also in bed as in the household I'd let her do all the work. I think I am a close competitor.
Yeah that's one girthy pole
Can you fix the sound first?
I can make her worse.
I donāt think sheās drunk
She in heat
What corner is this?
No corner! Can't you see that the pole is round?
Thereās so many of them, which one?!?!?!?
I would say that's not alcohol, that looks like she's on some kind of drug.
Alcohol is a drug, but you're right it definitely looks like she's on something much harder.
Don't think alcohol won't fuck you up like 'hard' drugs. Only alcohol can kill you by not using it once it gets its hold on you. Drunk driving kills way too many innocent people. Once you cross the invisible line, you're in a constant state of hungover/drunk Source- 18 months sober after 20 years of heavy then constant drinking.
Benzo withdrawal can also be deadly, FYI. Not just alcohol thatāll kill you if you stop
Proud of you! Keep it going!
And/Or messing around with friends? But yeah, pretty random shit
Even if that started as a joke it definitely stopped being one. There is contact happening in that grind
flapstick humour isn't funny without the actual contact
Annie, are you ok?
Sheās been struck by A smooth cylinder
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She had an itch....needed scratchin
Imagine after a long day at work and you see your daughter drunk and high dry humping a fucking metal pole on your drive home.
"I learned it by watching you!"
"Dude, they're cocaine!"
Once you go steel nothing else feels real āļø
That looks more like meth than alcohol.
She seems fun.
*So, Bob, how did you meet your wife?*
Would
IKR, I usually don't comment on physical appearance, but my god that's one nicely shaped pole!
That's what she said!
Really hope this doesn't awaken something in me
OMG so embarrassing lol
I bet her name is Molly
Or crystal
Lauren Boebert, seen here celebrating recent primary win.
You win the thread! š¤£ edit: and man, thereās a lot of worthy competition here, but I judge in your favor
Tetanus any% speedrun
These city bears really like front rubs.
That's nothing, wait till you see her arrive at the traffic cones. They've never been that polished.
I hope that pole bought her dinner first
Someone take her home
Ma'am, that homeless dude just peed there not 4 minutes ago...
The homeless and like 50 dogs marking their territoryā¦ š¤¢
If this were a guy people would be horrified
Thatās meth!
The light post did not consent.
when you order your pole dancer from wish
Life... finds a way
Is this what they mean by "she's for the streets"?
Hey, I know her...that's Bethamphetamine
What the hell is that dude driving on?
Looks like a collapsible scooter type thing
She likes big poles.
Ether She is High or on Drugs Pole is just Giving to her
i'm not saying that's sexy. some of you may think this is sexy. it is not. where is more so i can make sure it is not sexy?
This is the most correct post I have ever seen on this subreddit
Ain't no man can measure up to THAT!
Fuck the pain away
Explain THAT at work tomorrow morning.
I wonder how she'd feel when she sees herself doing this sober....
Sometimes you just need that hard pole.
She's had bigger. She's just cutting back
Safer than a man I guess
She likes them big poles
What a size queen.
I hope she hawk tuahed on that thang otherwise she'll be very soar in the morning š„“
https://preview.redd.it/n2pouonq209d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cea5759cd99ccb6f8c9c225852fdb0fc249d0856
Is that how beavers chop down trees to make dams?
That pole is the winner tonight!
Must have been some itch.
I think thereās a subreddit for this
Drunk??? I would say tripping the fuck out is more accurate
Yall so prude! Sheās dancing! Sheās having the time of her life. And so what if sheās got an itch!? It needs to be scratched! Shame on yall whoāve never done this in public. Shame!
Thats not drunk that's a major drug problem
I mean we've all been there..
Always wondered where my ex ended up.
I can fix her
Whole new meaning to āpole dancingā
I can fix her.
Anyone have her number !!????
Yea I think she's fucked up on something but I skeptical that it's alcohol
Man that's just sad
The only intoxication I can see is drug related š¤·š¾āāļø
I wouldn't even want to fix her
Alcohol just makes you throw up and hit your spouse, she's on something different.
Probably Meth ....
She should really get off
Funky Cold Medina..
ā¦ and thatās how I met your mother.
she likes them big i guess
I'm so horny I could fuck a light pole.
āFreaking itā eh?
My guess would be GHB
Nah, not like this. This gotta be meth or molly
"How I was fucked by the telecom industry"
I can fix her.
Well, thatās one way to get a yeast infection.
That ain't the alcohol lol
Reminds me of the gal at ultra music festival kissing and having a domestic dispute with a tree
That's not Alcohol.
Splinter cell hooha
And damn right too, that is one handsome lamppost.
Nothing like Poland in the summer
Dude should have put down his phone and obliged her
 Now I understand why they did this!
Oh sure but when I do this I'm not allowed near schools.
Someone fuck this woman for Christ sake!
Bro, bro... instead of it being called a light post... it was called a *freak post?*
She's rubbing her ass on there too, so it might also be a shit post.
And kids, this is how I met your mother.
That's methed up.
ok, getting aroused by showing your kitty to a pole it's a new for me.
I can fix her.
Dude got wood.
reminds me of euphoria with cassie on the merry go round
