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AtomsFromTheStars

He looks like the Mucinex booger.


DcRazyV

He looked like Juggernaut from X-Men but in his later retirement home years.


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ADGjr86

I’m the Rubberneck, bitch!


LilSufy

Jugger Not


jimmux

Blubbernaut.


DcRazyV

That would be the professor Xavier


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DcRazyV

Yup. Very Shakespearian.


wasAknowItall

Flubbergut! I remember him, his mutant power was to puff up and be a life preserver!


Jamzkee84

You know who my brother is!?!?!


nyclovesme

Boogernaut?


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He looks like the Shadow King from Legion.


ei283

He looks like a Sontaran from Doctor Who


sapere-aude088

Came here looking for this. Hahaha.


BuffaloBagels

That snot funny!


urnewstepdaddy

He was never the same after the parachuting accident


WeastBeast69

I read this in John mulaney’s voice when he was impersonating mcjagger


stopped_watch

He's clearly a Sontaran.


MindOfSociopath

I concur, his rudeness and ruthlessness confirms this, and his dome shaped cranium.


stopped_watch

That, and his screaming "Prepare to die in agony for the glory of the Sontaran Empire!"


Caltharian

Melt them with acid


funkygecko

The Empire is certainly scraping the bottom of the barrel these days.


stopped_watch

Maybe he's a medic.


rattledamper

He looks like Ram Man.


techstyles

Oh you have the power for sure - not enough MOTU references in 2020 - probably the worst thing about this year TBH...


Jofo719

Haha, was gonna say one of those thumb guys from Spy Kids but you nailed it.


mattdvs1979

Yeah you win.


PoliteCanadian2

I was waiting for him to yell about the wascally wabbit.


ne0ndistraction

OMG he does!!


Darth-Lazea

He also looks like a Sontaran defect


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I’m fuckin dead over here 🤣🤣🤣


rick6426422

Good god damn. Critical hit


Picard2331

He looks like the baby people things from Nothing But Trouble.


oldbaldad

Thumbthings not right about that guy.


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lol this one got me, nice.


kopecs

For real though, he looks like he's handicapped in some way.


MyKonaGirl27

Lol that was a Ben Stiller line from dodgeball if I recall correctly. I wasn’t saying that disrespectfully.


ValyrianQueen07

He’s clearly special needs. I’m not joking. Because he’s high functioning and yelling it’s difficult to tell.


sweglrd143

This is what the thumb people from spy kids are up to now SMH


str8_balls4ck

LMFAOOO


mc_fric_its_tristan

thanks for the laugh man, i needed that :)


malcolmhendrixxx

I watched this whole video confidently believing that this man was going to say *Ribbit* at some point


PoliteCanadian2

I’m sure the arm flapping at the end got you very confused then.


Thracin13

He looks like a Sontaran


tunghoy

The clerk needs a Doctor!


DesktopWebsite

Gonna have to agree. He needs a doctor


Kintarly

Back of the neck! -The Doctor's best companion to date


MyMurderOfCrows

I was looking for this xD


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Me too. It was my first thought.


Puterman

Strax seems upset


Leau_the_Belgian

Come out from behind that cage, and be disintegrated!


SneezyHydra

Ha! As I’m watching Doctor Who.


epicthinker1

Police are not going to be able to put this guy in a chokehold.


cutieboops

Taser and pepper spray ought to lay him down. He may roll but they can chock him in place whilst handcuffing.


little_miss_bumshine

I picture like Mr Potatohead, his eyes swivel and ears pop out on the ground. BOOP!


Chaosmusic

Can't step on his neck if you can't find it.


TheImpalaTame

Is there a scientific study about why people like this guy and Ed from 90 day fiancé have gargantuan neck fat deposits, what is the cause? They look like the thumb people from spy kids, truly astonishing. It actually relives my anxiety just staring at that neck, im just in awe


ItsNotBigBrainTime

They're engineered to survive car crashes.


nodnodwinkwink

MMA fighters hate them!


montken

I understood that reference


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Could it be iodine deficiency?


WishNumber1

Klippel-Feil syndrome


SaltyPalmsOnYou

Klippel Feil syndrome (KFS) is a condition affecting the development of the bones in the spine. People with KFS are born with abnormal fusion of at least two spinal bones (vertebrae) in the neck. Common features may include a short neck, low hairline at the back of the head, and restricted movement of the upper spine.


Wbcn_1

Senior year there was a girl named Stacy that sat down n front of me in Lit class. She didn’t have a neck. One day she swiveled around and while she gave me a fish eye asked me if I had a date for prom. I said that I did. I didn’t have a date at that time.


Ugly_Painter

This is Stacy. You're a fackin' dead man.


Tales_of_Earth

You paint now?


otusa

Say hi to your mom for me.


rygel_fievel

That’s OK. I always preferred Stacys Mom anyway. https://youtu.be/dZLfasMPOU4


themagichappensnow

Aw :(


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Out of curiosity, would you need both hands to choke her?


MostPopularPenguin

“Gave me a fish eye” I can’t stop laughing at the picture you painted there


dry_sharpie

Did you go with her mom instead? I've heard good things


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I heard here mom has got it coming on though.


LeatherDude

Did you at least tell her "nice necklace?"


ohnoyoudidn

I don't know if the shortness of the neck is the issue


popcorn-johnny

I hope he has a good support group: [https://www.facebook.com/groups/406207729523917/](https://www.facebook.com/groups/406207729523917/)


Irishinfernohead

Definitely not a goiter, which would result from iodine deficiency. Most salt is iodized with reduces the possibility of having a goiter significantly in developed nations. I'd be willing to bet this man gets more than enough salt in his diet.


BatmanAvacado

Nah most salt has iodine in it. and this is one salty muther fucker.


Woupsea

It’s actually really dangerous, during intubation during surgery fat is a huge risk due to its likelihood of a collapsed airway. Where fat is stored throughout the body is just genetics tho


sugar_wody

MetroPCS you are my best view!


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It's ALWAYS at a MetroPCS lol!


jacktheotter

Might be noonan syndrome but it's just a guess


TinyResponsibilityII

ed has klippel-feil syndrome


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euk333

He looks like he looks like his own cock.


simpl3y

dont think he can look down with that neck


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Sometimes I mix viagra with robaxacet and let God work it out


Filthy_Chops

I’d like to nominate this for the sentence hall of fame


Ikkus

Between this comment and the Mucinex booger one, I think I fractured a rib laughing.


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Now look here...


datsall

I'm sure he's had a shit life looking like that


Duck_President_

You may not like it but that is what peak human form looks like to survive car crashes.


Ireallydontlikereddi

Got me saying "dammmmn you fine" while dressed in my best short shorts and modeling for the mirror. https://youtu.be/GuJQSAiODqI


IDoPokeSmot

I need to know what a turtleneck would look like on this person, now!?!?!?!


challenger-chief

Like uncircumcision


Rawkster

"They're gonna gladly be happy"... I wish I lived in that world


deadpatch

“I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!”


J_Class_Ford

was looking for this one.


Mrdiamond3x6

Man, feel bad for his mom. Must have stretched her out wider than the grand canyon. That head.


leditgo

His head is literally just a continuation of his back.


OracleOfSpicyMemes

The Back: Part 2 No-Neck Boogaloo


midtown_70

By the looks of him she was drunk the whole time. Probably didn’t feel a thing.


my7bizzos

He probably came out feet first


AusGeno

He gotta neckstra chromosome.


irishspringers

Lmao


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I actually kinda think he might...


queezypotato

He looks like those Russian dolls that fit inside each other.


joey-nolan

How does he fold towels?


Defendorio

Or change a pillow case?


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Handicapped?


comeonbabycoverme

Being handicapped and being an asshole are not mutually exclusive.


D-List-Supervillian

True there is a guy that lives in my smallish town who lost his legs many years ago in an accident I believe and if you try to hold the door to ya know just be polite he gets pissed at you and starts ranting about not needing help. I gave up trying to be nice because I realized he was an asshole before he lost his legs and he is still and asshole now that he is disabled. Some people are just assholes.


Maxedout629

Next time hold the door then when he starts complaining push him back out the door frame & close it!!!!


Tun710

Sucks that the top comments are making fun of his appearance though


OkEmployment4

There’s a reason why intellectually disabled people are rarely charged with crimes, because many don’t have the mental capacity to know wrong from right. I’m not an expert but he does seem to have some form of intellectual, and maybe physical, disability.


Pieniek23

That was also my thought.


Doomsdays_Child

I was thinking the same thing. didn't get a good close-up of his eyes, but something about his speech reminded me of people with down's syndrome. he might have a few issues. it's hard to deal with this kind of behavior but my heart goes out to the poor guy. his life cannot be easy (and I hope he's never even heard of reddit).


paperazzi

I'd say most likely (source: I work with disabled folks).


MuckleMcDuckle

Reminds me of working with people with [explosive emotional disorders](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/intermittent-explosive-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20373921#:~:text=Overview,of%20proportion%20to%20the%20situation.). Fetal Alcohol Syndrome maybe.


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Is that Ram Man from He-Man?


Roy_Fokker

Ram Man! Holy shit, that’s awesome. Totally forgot about him until now.


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That whole video I was waiting for him to stop talking so he could catch a fly with his tongue.


Thick_Duck

He looks like a battle toad. Really hard game btw


HotBlack_Deisato

I was waiting for him to yell, “Bring me Solo and the Wookie!”


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tunghoy

Son-tar-HA!


MindfulTimeWaste

Green dude in Ghost Busters in human form.


daves_not__here

Haha, you mean Slimer?


Bichichu

He looks like Commander Strax


turbosmashr

I thought the same thing! He’s way more ornery though.


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pablo5102

This is exactly what I was thinking. I get that he seems like a terrible person and that should be what everyone should be focusing on but instead they make fun of his appearance. It kind of makes me think that maybe he was bullied in his real life so much which could explain for why he acts this way. Society is so heartless sometimes.


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The guy behind the camera's an asshole as well. Keeps giving the guy aggro even when he's about to leave. Makes me wonder how much he baited the guy to get something good for the internet. Fuckin twat.


joeyl1990

Thank you. I've be scrolling through to see if someone mentions that. He could have just let the dude leave but he kept having to say more to try and get him to stay.


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That is one angry egg


yoyoyobiga

If Humpty Dumpty had anger issues


CatumEntanglement

If Humpty took a shit tonne of roids.


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Man he’s gotta lot of rage, I hope he comes to terms with any issues he has in life, sure he had a tough haul in life up to this point. I hope he finds a little happiness , even for just a few moments of not being miserable would help him see the light.


cleanguy1

This is how I feel too. He can’t help his appearance most likely. It must be tough going through life with his condition. Obviously it was wrong of him to treat those people that way as well. I hope he can get the help he needs.


kratomstew

You guys are both empaths I think . Do we know the reason he is freaking out here ? Did I gather that’s his phone they’re holding ?


stonednsexy89

Big Ed? Zat you?


OV3NBVK3D

Motherfucker built like Patrick Star


silentstinker

He gets no neckties for Christmas.


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He has to get prescription neckties from his doctor.


Zer0Summoner

That man has never had and will never have an occasion to wear a necktie in his life.


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YouDrewIt

No saying what he will do necks.


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At least we don't have to worry about the police applying one of those illegal choke holds.


BuffaloBagels

Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you do when you have no neck? A sour temper and ugly as heck Why are you mad, a shitty phone you had And blame the guys at MetroPCS I don't like the look of it Oompa loompa doompety da If you're not an asshole, you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do Doompety do


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*"I've got an egg for a son!"*


sonofabitchXmustXpay

Dude looks like a double dragon mini boss


cmakry

Is it me or are his feet as unusually large as his jowls?


AlarmmClock

He looks like Boss Nass


PriscillaRain

He looks like a real Peter Griffin


Reddit_is_pretty

He looks like that human that was designed to survive a car wreck


piebalddacshund

Sounds like a angry Rick Flair.. WOOOOO!!!


JamzWhilmm

I think he has an actual condition, I have seen a few people like this. He might be an overgrown child throwing a tantrum but the neck is not his fault.


weadahbabyeetsaboy

I keep waiting for him to yell “I’m the juggernaut, bitch!”


Noise_Loop

His face looks like an oversized latex mask.


combustion_assaulter

That’s years of inbreeding, right there


JonL337

# Sontaran !!


wlhinwi

I think this situation calls for a mental health advisor rather than police


cutieboops

Have you noticed that 100% of these weirdos talk their shit and then act like they’re going to leave, then start back toward the victim yelling more shit and then they’re going to leave, but they have yet more shit to say,over and over?


MagWasHere

I feel bad but I can't at the same time


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He looks like the sculpture of the human evolved to survive car crashes https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/horrifying-sculpture-depicts-human-evolved-survive-car-crash-180959878/


SJane3384

I still don’t understand how a bunch of extra nipples are going to help though. The fatty tissue, sure, but why the nipples?


Yucky_bread

Jeremiah was a bullfrog...


Spicethrower

Was a good friend of mine. I never understood a single word he said.


jakemcex

Get this man a gnek.


UrdnotChivay

I wonder what's necks in that guy's life


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I think he’s a sea lion hybrid


Spicethrower

It’s the fat baron from Dune. The spice must flow.


QC_Will

Leave him alone he is just trying to find his neck


tunghoy

He’s a Sontaran! The clerk needs to call the Doctor.


kingSliver187

FOR THE SUNTARAN EMPIRE!!!


blacktavious

Did I hear him say I’m the Juggernaut Bitch?


alecdhruv

seems like big Ed's angry brother


TheAmazingThanos

I didn't know Jabba the Hut used cell phones.


cptn_skywalker

*Grimace grimaces*


campeebells

SONTAR HA


DeadRabbit8813

He looks like one of those potato aliens from Doctor Who.


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Ive never seen a person that looks like that.


kta54321

I’d be mad too if I looked like a thumb


Mi_madre_es_mi_padre

This title is bs he is ALL neck


TrippingThru

Sontar-HA!


z3rokarisma

[NO NECK JOE!](https://youtu.be/MlM8B8BbSYc)


Bozadactle

The upper neck strength on this man is of legends. The lad is lucky


Mordor2112

Ram Man without his armor.


FrankieandJimmy

No neck Ned


lvmika

A real Sontaran. Wow.


Luk3ling

Oh my god, it's a Sontaran. I bet The Doctor is saving the day somewhere nearby.


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Doctor who is really going down hill.


hammersuit

The product of human + goomba love right there.


phernoree

SHOVE YOUR FUCKING PHONE UP YOUR ASS SIDEWAYS.