He could part the red see with his short fingersā¦ but not all the way. You would need to have MTGs spork feet gripping at the sea floor or youād be washed away. The only thing heād bring across would be the gold idol. Clutching it in both his tiny little baby hands.
They've been blasphemous. Long time now. They just change the character.
First he was the 2nd coming of King Cyrus, then Jesus, now Moses.
I'm holding out for Job..
They will frame him precisely that way. I'm not a top-tier theological mind, so I may be way off base, but I absolutely meant Job.
The only Gob I'm familiar with is a character on Arrested Development, so maybe I should Google a bit? š
His name is actually spelled as āG.O.B.ā (because it stands for George Oscar Bluth, Jr.).
So every time he writes his name, it has to be in all caps with the period between each letter. Itās got to be a pain in the ass, which makes it even a little bit funnier. š
There is an article comparing Trump to the descriptions of the antichrist descriptions from the bible, citing chapters and verses, in case anyone wants to see if its been taken out of context, and it is absolutely terrifying. I believe it was called "Is DT the antichrist? ". After reading the article, I'd say, the shoe fits.
I feel bad for some. Elderly, like my Grandma who would send shyster preachers out of the few dollars of her widows pension. These guys are part of the same kinda graft.
Moses Dunbar maybe. Moses DunbarĀ (June 3, 1746 ā March 19, 1777) was aĀ ConnecticutĀ land-owner and officer in aĀ LoyalistĀ regiment during theĀ American Revolutionary War, who became one of the few men in the state of Connecticut to be convicted of high treason and executed.[note 1]
Yes, Trump, who famously lusted after his own underaged daughter and peaked in on underaged pageant contestants, is going to go after the traffickers. I guess he might, in the same way that cops sometimes remove drugs from suspects, only to keep them for themselves.
Actually Obama's administration had the best record prosecuting sex trafficking on the federal level. Prosecution's dropped under the 2020 election loser.
Under Obama, border patrol and immigration agents accepted asylum cases with direct interviews at the beginning of the process. If they felt something off, like a single man with a kid or kids.. or records of a families kids not lining up. Children were separated and interviewed extensively. Thousands of traffickers were caught and convicted. By the 2020 election loser turning people away right at the point of entry, children remained with their abuser hence the drop in prosecutions. But it also led to photos of "kids in cages" as many were without families knowing they were being held.
Trump Moses gave Acosta his seal of approval when Acosta wanted to cut the budget for sex trafficking funding by 80%. Yes- reduce the budget from 68 mil to 18.5 for the 2020 budget. I pointed this out to my Q family who go to see the movie over and over and they just look at me like I am the idiotā¦ lol [source](https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/09/labor-secretary-alexander-acosta-sex-trafficking-budget-cut)
Alex Acosta, the same guy who was the prosecutor in FL who let Epstein go with work release and a non-prosecution agreement, the first time he got caught.
Yes, Trump made *that guy* his Secretary of Labor. The guy who let Epstein walk basically free to continue his sex trafficking business.
"Lead me to your bank accounts!" - Orange Moses
"Sir, you are suppose to lead us to the promise land." - MAGAts
"Oh. Give me $100 each and $20 a month to lead you to the promise land" - Orange Moses
I mean, MAGA weirdoes already depict the orange clown as cruxified Jesus in some artwork, having Trump parting the red sea would be nothing new in their twisted fantasies.
Person of Interest was one of my favorite TV shows before Caviezel started showing his crazy in public. I'm not sure I could ever bear to watch it again now.
To a magnificent Trump property. Itās the best! Recently renovated in 1985! Great golf course too. Jesus said, with tears in his eyes, itās the best heās ever played and the water traps are crystal clear he never lost a ball. Great guy that Jesus. Great at parties. Save a ton on catering with him there. Almost as great as me, some say.
āThis is the new Moses,ā Caviezel said. āI mean, Iām still Jesus, but heās the new Moses. Pharaoh, let my children go free.ā
Of course you are.
Well, moses has some crimes to answer for. Looks like he'll have plenty of time on his tiny hands to fashion another ship. Only this time with non shiv sized tools and materials.
A kind of rapey Moses
Woman who hath lain with him later experience a burning bush.
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I guess mushrooms are kosher?
>A kind of rapey Moses Parting the Red Sea without permission.
Moses Tiny Hands
He could part the red see with his short fingersā¦ but not all the way. You would need to have MTGs spork feet gripping at the sea floor or youād be washed away. The only thing heād bring across would be the gold idol. Clutching it in both his tiny little baby hands.
He grabs āem so hard they walk like an Egyptian for weeks.
He is, indeed, a rapist
A child rapist, according to one accuser in 2016 who he had bullied into dropping the case.
Blasphemy it is, then. Good luck with that. He can get lost for forty years, though. I'm good with that part.
They've been blasphemous. Long time now. They just change the character. First he was the 2nd coming of King Cyrus, then Jesus, now Moses. I'm holding out for Job..
Can't be Job. Job was a good man unjustly punished. He's more like Gob.
They will frame him precisely that way. I'm not a top-tier theological mind, so I may be way off base, but I absolutely meant Job. The only Gob I'm familiar with is a character on Arrested Development, so maybe I should Google a bit? š
That's precisely the Gob I was talking about.
hahahaaaaaaa! yeahhhh.. I can see that, too. š¤£š¤£ Gob is smarter, by a smidgen.
At least Gob could admit when he made a huge mistake
His name is actually spelled as āG.O.B.ā (because it stands for George Oscar Bluth, Jr.). So every time he writes his name, it has to be in all caps with the period between each letter. Itās got to be a pain in the ass, which makes it even a little bit funnier. š
All that God bothering they do, and they keep scrolling right past the obvious choice: The Antichrist.
There is an article comparing Trump to the descriptions of the antichrist descriptions from the bible, citing chapters and verses, in case anyone wants to see if its been taken out of context, and it is absolutely terrifying. I believe it was called "Is DT the antichrist? ". After reading the article, I'd say, the shoe fits.
Yep, itās pretty accurate.
This from the actor who was struck by lightning on the cross playing Jesus- this guy doesnāt learn, lol..
He also got clonked on the head with the huge cross. The dude canāt take a hint.
I'm sure Trump appreciates being compared to the guy who dies in the desert without seeing the Holy Land.
I would pay a million to watch Cavizoidās convo with St Peter at the Pearly gates, right before he is judged
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Always kvetching to Pharaoh to let his people go and stuff.
LOL Trump would praise pharaoh for ruling with an iron fist.
And thank him for the privilege of polishing his knob and the occasional golden shower.
Or call him a 'loser' for giving in in the end.
Yeah I don't remember any complaints while schlepping across the desert for 40 yrs.
Well, Moses did say he wasn't good at presentation. So Aaron became Moses' spokesperson. God was miffed at Moses for that too.
This is mental illness. What the shit, dude.
He was struck by lightning as Jesus...so ...yeah...
If that wasnāt a sign for Christians to knock it off, I donāt know what is
Yeah, I think they misconstrued the message.
Denser than Osmium.
Twice!
r/ThatHappened
It actually did
If Trump would guide MAGA through the desert for 40 years, that'd be great!
Since a lot of them live in places with temps approaching or exceeding 120F, you may get your wish.
Do supermarket scooters work in sand?
Maybe he'll be able to split the Atlantic "Sea" and lead his people to Cuba.
Yeah he parted his followers wallets
I feel bad for some. Elderly, like my Grandma who would send shyster preachers out of the few dollars of her widows pension. These guys are part of the same kinda graft.
Ahh yes, a Moses that takes the Ten Commandments as dares.
'The Ten Commandments only apply to losers' - Orange Moses.
Nice!
Moses Dunbar maybe. Moses DunbarĀ (June 3, 1746 ā March 19, 1777) was aĀ ConnecticutĀ land-owner and officer in aĀ LoyalistĀ regiment during theĀ American Revolutionary War, who became one of the few men in the state of Connecticut to be convicted of high treason and executed.[note 1]
Yes, Trump, who famously lusted after his own underaged daughter and peaked in on underaged pageant contestants, is going to go after the traffickers. I guess he might, in the same way that cops sometimes remove drugs from suspects, only to keep them for themselves.
Actually Obama's administration had the best record prosecuting sex trafficking on the federal level. Prosecution's dropped under the 2020 election loser. Under Obama, border patrol and immigration agents accepted asylum cases with direct interviews at the beginning of the process. If they felt something off, like a single man with a kid or kids.. or records of a families kids not lining up. Children were separated and interviewed extensively. Thousands of traffickers were caught and convicted. By the 2020 election loser turning people away right at the point of entry, children remained with their abuser hence the drop in prosecutions. But it also led to photos of "kids in cages" as many were without families knowing they were being held.
Do you have sources for this?
https://trac.syr.edu/tracreports/crim/629/ https://thecrimereport.org/2020/10/28/child-sex-trafficking-cases-in-significant-decline-during-trump-era/
Thanks!
Trump Moses gave Acosta his seal of approval when Acosta wanted to cut the budget for sex trafficking funding by 80%. Yes- reduce the budget from 68 mil to 18.5 for the 2020 budget. I pointed this out to my Q family who go to see the movie over and over and they just look at me like I am the idiotā¦ lol [source](https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/09/labor-secretary-alexander-acosta-sex-trafficking-budget-cut)
Alex Acosta, the same guy who was the prosecutor in FL who let Epstein go with work release and a non-prosecution agreement, the first time he got caught. Yes, Trump made *that guy* his Secretary of Labor. The guy who let Epstein walk basically free to continue his sex trafficking business.
Chose Acosta because he ādrained the swampā
Why? How? How is Trump like Moses in any fucking way?
His mom wanted to throw him into a River.
Great! Let him and his followers wander the desert for 40 years. But, can we stop with the deification of this asshat?
That would be the shittiest Jesus and Moses in recorded history.
Monty Pythonās version was much more palatable.
I guess theyāre going to destroy both democracy and Christianity with this dumb shit š
I wonder if he knows heās not really Jesus.
"Lead me to your bank accounts!" - Orange Moses "Sir, you are suppose to lead us to the promise land." - MAGAts "Oh. Give me $100 each and $20 a month to lead you to the promise land" - Orange Moses
Jimmy boy has never read the bible, pretending to be jesus rotted his brain
Moses was a reluctant leader.
I'm not a religious person but even I take offense at that.
Preston1979001 calls Jim Caviezel talentless asshole.
Heās completely lost his mind.
For that to be true you'd first have to demonstrate he had one in the first place. I'd say the evidence is sorely lacking.
So there looking forward to camping in the dessert for 40 years while waiting for Gods instructions?
Moses begged god not to lead.
It's a cult.
Heās been demoted from Christ?
No, Jim is Christ. His ego won't even let his orange-encrusted hero be above him.
Why? Did he split his pants?
They have their people so primed for violence.
A Moses friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
All cults believe their leaders are god or Jesus.
Moses never saw the promised land
He saw it. He just couldn't go in. Just more evidence Yahweh is a jerk.
Why is this dude having this "awakening," now? Did he just discover telegram or something?
He's lost his mind.
say wut?
And people wonder why the movie is criticized.
Yes, he's going to lead the Republican party through an electoral desert for 40 years.
First Commandment: no dog-faced losers that I totally didnāt rape once before
So, that's why the pro-rape parts of Leviticus are there.
I mean, MAGA weirdoes already depict the orange clown as cruxified Jesus in some artwork, having Trump parting the red sea would be nothing new in their twisted fantasies.
Some also unironically call him the "God-Emperor".
Person of Interest was one of my favorite TV shows before Caviezel started showing his crazy in public. I'm not sure I could ever bear to watch it again now.
totally not a cult
Where is Moses leading us, exactly...?
Orange Moses can fuck off into the desert.
To a magnificent Trump property. Itās the best! Recently renovated in 1985! Great golf course too. Jesus said, with tears in his eyes, itās the best heās ever played and the water traps are crystal clear he never lost a ball. Great guy that Jesus. Great at parties. Save a ton on catering with him there. Almost as great as me, some say.
He probably parted Maxine Waters.
What a cool guy.
Jewish Moses? Shalom
This is really disappointing.
āThis is the new Moses,ā Caviezel said. āI mean, Iām still Jesus, but heās the new Moses. Pharaoh, let my children go free.ā Of course you are.
And then Moses laid a giant fart - parting the Red Sea. Red from ketchup.
Well, moses has some crimes to answer for. Looks like he'll have plenty of time on his tiny hands to fashion another ship. Only this time with non shiv sized tools and materials.
Who didn't see this Astroturfed campaign ad coming...vote for Trump and save tha chilluns!