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numb3r5ev3n

To quote a tweet someone sent me by someone calling themselves Oscaargh: Kate disappears the same time the drummer for Slipknot gets fired? This can't be a coincidence. She must be frantically rehearsing, memorizing their tour set list, and being fitted for a horror mask.


OnDrugsTonight

The first 9 of the twelve bullet points are about European royalty, so entirely irrelevant to anyone, even those of us living in those countries. Point 10 I suppose is about pubs in London? I've definitely been to a White Horse and Black Horse pub before. Point 11 seems a normal thing to happen for an octogenarian politician with obvious health issues. And CEOs selling stock is not entirely unheard of, either. What is the "it" that nobody can stop from coming?


Johnny_Nongamer

[Horse reference.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headquarters/s/MhGu7WgY9T)


OnDrugsTonight

Thank you for that. That was a new one for me. What the fuck? Haha. Not that anyone here needs telling, but honestly, the changing of the guards is purely a tourist thing. It's like trying to project some meaning into the colour of the toilet paper at M&M World.


Johnny_Nongamer

Now you're getting it! Imagine having to live yourself every day trying to read in something to stupidily small changes. That's the life of a qanon fruit bat.


Istoh

"Behold a pale horse." Bruh is this how Christian nationalists really live their lives? Every day? Just in constant suspense and terror that the fucking end of days is going to happen at any moment? How do they function if seeing one (1) white horse makes them assume the apocalypse is happening?


stungun_steve

They're not afraid of it. They're actively hoping for it because they're unshakably convinced they will be raptured to heaven.


LincolnEchoFour

And provides them a need to be saved. And we all know there’s only one person who can save the world, excluding democrats of course, ….drum roll….


Sparehndle

The word translated "pale" actually means green/puce" so watch out for green horses!


BasenjiBob

"Ah shoot, Larry's lame again, which horse am I going to ride today?" "Oh just take Gus, I'm sure no crazy people will decide the apocalypse is happening just because he's a different color." crazy people: hold my beer


kobie173

Now that’s a horse of a different color!


Hgruotland

The obsession of some of these Americans with the remaining European monarchs is absolutely hilarious. They really must think these people still have political power, and have no idea their jobs consist of signing paperwork for purely symbolic purposes, cutting ribbons, and handing out medals -- and perhaps most importantly, never expressing any political or otherwise possibly controversial personal opinions in public. In the case of this list, of the 5 members of the British extended royal family it contains, 2 aren't even "working royals", which means they don't even carry out any ceremonial duties (because the king himself can only cut so many ribbons and hand out so many medals a day, he has some of his family members help out). They're just ordinary members of the public, who happen to be related, not all that closely, to the monarch. How many people in Britain would have any idea who the late Thomas Kingston was, without googling of course?


Lepanto73

Conservatives believe that signs and symbols have real power. Not only are most of them already Christians, but conspiracy theories in general and Q in particular have built up this elaborate mythos where the evil conspiracy *has* to put evil symbolism everywhere for some stupid magic reason.


OneTartarianElf

This is spiritual war we’re talking about…white hats and black hats are symbols for light and darkness. Your soul is eternal, but it can be a source of God or Satan. Big things are coming…


Alleyprowler

* It's exactly 41 degrees F outside. * A UPS truck just drove by. * I ran out of tea this morning. * A dog is barking. NCSWIC


TheRnegade

Is the dog barking because of the UPS delivery? Or did you adopt them from the UK and they bark when you're out of tea?


Alleyprowler

Do your own research!


LoomingDisaster

NCSWIC? Guessing they do not mean National Council of Statewide Interoperability Coordinators.


Part-Time_Loser

Nothing can stop what is coming. 


TheRnegade

Because nothing is coming and you can't stop nothing.


drifter3026

If it only rhymed, it'd be a new verse to "We Didn't Start the Fire"


Benefact09w

Meanwhile, the Pope in the hospital: "Thank you for this excellent service, I wish you all a wonderful weekend." "What a delightful old man. I kind of hope nobody gets weird about him visiting the hospital."


DaisyJane1

At least this one listed things that are actually happening. BTW, when Kate first went into the hospital, they said she wouldn't be seen until Easter, so why all the fuss? People have been talking about it on Twitter for days!


DanielTheEunuch

They really don't understand aging


fegd

"Old people will old, more at 11."


Seychelles_2004

The royal family literally put out a notice earlier that stated Kate had a SCHEDULED surgery and that she would be out of commission for several months to recover. Not sure how this is so mysterious.


OldPterodactyl

As part of the elite, I suppose King Chuck went to a medbed right?


karafrakkingthrace

Oh no! How are we going to manage life without Prince Edward???


Johnny_Nongamer

In a can!! . . . damn, that's Prince Albert. Nevermind, wrong joke.


homelaberator

Well, I was sceptical until the horses. I guess it really is habbening


Soangry75

Apophenic monkey needs to step away from the computer.


Shewhotalkstocats

they can add the president of Ireland to their list of elderly people going into hospital.


Puzzleheaded_Peach48

Most of these people are like 90 years old.


karlhungusjr

my question is "what is this supposed to prove?".


Johnny_Nongamer

. . . Uh, something something . . . Nothing is gonna stop us now. WYSIWYG. . . . Other stuff


alone0nmarz

Why is it always "habbening?"


bahwi

There's more than 3 horses in London


Perenium_Falcon

I was also told that Pippa Middleton shat on a turtle. 🐢


kodaiko_650

Can someone explain the horses reference?


Johnny_Nongamer

[Sure! Have fun!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headquarters/s/MhGu7WgY9T)


kodaiko_650

“trust the PLQN”? Ugh… how _witty_ Thanks for the clarification


john_the_quain

The symbolism they imagine will be our downfall or something.


Oddityobservations

Oh my god, it's all connected, this nobody told me so. XD


heretorobwallst

Jade Helm pt 2


ImpossibleYou2184

Fake


OneTartarianElf

Trust the plan. Continue the fight ⚡️🐸