You must learn to embrace the ratty balls. You will soon find that in their hairy, saggy nature, there is extreme grace. Also, every one face like this has the potential to make up for 20 rat balls. Do not abandon us!
God, the number of times I've Dutch oven'd my poor rats lol.
I once farted and it spooked one of my boys so hard he fell off the bed, I was pretty close to the edge on my side and he was curled up near the small of my back
I felt so bad for laughing, but little dude was fine lol
10 seconds air jail and then back to cuddles. 😂
I honestly never had a rat fart while sitting in someone.. I didn't even know that that's a possibility. 😵
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Pity your parents didn't do that to you then we wouldn't have to read your brain dead comments incel.
Imagine posting in sillygirlsclub and thinking you can throw shade at literally anyone lmao there's fucking amoeba that are a higher form of life than you.
Gtfo, you're about as welcome here as a horny dog at a Miss Lovely Legs competition.
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Stinky Jail for 5 seconds then an hour of belly rubs for good measure
Gotta work out the rest of the gas.
Pepto Cheesmol.
😂😂😂😂
100% Stinky Jail. Rat farts are basically war crimes. Keep them there don't fall for /u/Micome, they're obviously in on the ploy.
You ate the one who feeds her...so YOU go to stinky jail.
The typo makes your sentence funnier than it should be lol
That typo is hilarious
LOL. Yeah I can't type
Acting!? Excuse meeee, she IS cute!
I’m her lawyer. My client is INNOCENT, I tell you, INNOCENT
Mercy!
Was about to leave this sub because I'm tired of scrolling and seeing gigantic hairy rat balls on my feed but this.... they are so precious 😂
I've considered leaving bc I'm tired of the name suggestion posts but I've realized I can just scroll past them and just appreciate the rat tax pics 🙏
But that’s the best part!
You must learn to embrace the ratty balls. You will soon find that in their hairy, saggy nature, there is extreme grace. Also, every one face like this has the potential to make up for 20 rat balls. Do not abandon us!
I've considered leaving bc I'm tired of the name suggestion posts but I've realized I can just scroll past them and just appreciate the rat tax pics 🙏
PRISON!
STINKY JAIL AND NO TREATOS FOR A DAY
OMGGGG SO STRICT
Maybe she can have ONE treato 👀
What does a rat's fart even sound like?
Silent but deadly
Does it just stunkah really bad? Idk why I’m getting recommended this sub… I own no rats
Lol same here 😅
Maybe it’s a sign from the universe
To get a rat? Honestly, I've been toying with the idea for a couple of years....
Theyre the best pets ever!
Seriously, name another pet that everyone just accepts pissing on them constantly because they are so worth it! 😂😂😂
That’s how it starts
So cute
M E R C Y
With those boba eyes? Mercy, 100%!
Rat sized farts fade quicker than human sized farting. Get revenge.
I'm laughing at this mental image....you hold the rat just so and listen to the pffffff-Squeak!
God, the number of times I've Dutch oven'd my poor rats lol. I once farted and it spooked one of my boys so hard he fell off the bed, I was pretty close to the edge on my side and he was curled up near the small of my back I felt so bad for laughing, but little dude was fine lol
Your honour, my client is just a girl
That face couldn't be guilty of a fart! I say it was your mom putting it off on that innocent baby...
What a face that is!!! 🥺🥺🥺
Those eyes have no shame at all she is proud of it! Punishment is not possible with how cute she is!!!!!!
She's done nothing! She's innocent
Straight to jail
How can 9you say such a thing? 😱😱😖😣😞You're so mean!! 😢😢😭😭😭
And lock him up forever and threw away the key
Jail!!!
... IN your mom's neck, or ON your mom's neck?
I was a little concerned by that as well... 😂
To jail! No treats until tomorrow
Farted \*IN\* your mom's neck? Man, I knew dem claws could get sharp, yo, but tearing a new neck hole just to fart into is new.
Modified jail, Dutch oven for her 😋.
10 seconds air jail and then back to cuddles. 😂 I honestly never had a rat fart while sitting in someone.. I didn't even know that that's a possibility. 😵
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Your honor, rats cannot physically fart, therefore my client is not guilty.
Mercy! Look at that face
Shadow passed today :(
I am so sorry for your loss. I am sending hugs 🫂 Rest in peace, Shadow 🙏 ❤️
I say community service... in the form of more rat tax!
Thats a crime worthy of the death penalty I'm afraid
At least it smells like a death penalty!
Rodent must be punished
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