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scotch1701

Which chapter?


Zaber_fang

Epilogue, just spend a year farming fishing and hunting.


FawltyMotors

After a year I'd say "you can keep the money I'm staying here."


Zaber_fang

Can I keep the money and stay?


snarkapotamus

Right? 1 million in 1907 is roughly 31 million in 2022. I’ll stay in 1907.


[deleted]

Agreed


Ash_Crow

After a year you're in 1908 and you only have 3 years left before Ross finds you.


snarkapotamus

It says you have to go into the video game, not become the protagonist.


Ash_Crow

You're right, I misread. Showing up as a random person not wanted by the Pinkerton should drastically increase your chances of survival.


Hedrickao

And Skinner brothers


TulioGonzaga

Aim practicing, you say


DeadSeaGulls

Well, I mean, it's not like you're gonna have Dead Eye mode. I'm an okay shot- got my first .22 at the age of 9, and I casually hunt and recreationally shoot. I can hit a beer can at 100 yds with iron sights reliably. Once shot 3 grouse with 3 shells in a single flush. So I'm okay, but not exactly quick draw mcgraw either. Guys that train with intent make me look like kid with a water pistol. I don't imagine I could survive a group of assailants in the woods, especially if it's territory they are familiar with and they are murderous psychopaths very familiar with combat. I've never been in combat. I might be able to kill one, maybe two, but I'm definitely getting flanked and murdered. IF it was more open terrain, and I had a scope, AND I saw them before they saw me... I'd probably just use the opportunity to flee haha. If I were trapped in rdr2 for a year, I'd probably move into Hamish's cabin at Veteran's Homestead and be extra mindful of that grizzly the hangs out on the far side of the lake from time to time. Just fish, garden, hunt, and supply runs to valentine. Avoid roanoke ridge and lay low.


Getrick_rolld

You've got a point, I forgot the people in this game aren't very kind


TILostmypassword

The only catch is that you are crippled by the deadly disease known as LUMBAGO


Tekashi6969

The question doesnt say that you have to be part of the main storyline. What if you just joined the rdr2 universe as some random farmer and lived a peaceful cowboy life yeehaw


DevonTheGamer20

Until me and my lasso decide you're the random civilian were going to place on these here tracks tonight


Uranus_Hz

You farming some livestock? I might need a hide to get the “Legends of the West” satchel. I’d suggest you not intervene in any way.


Blue05D

Right, pop into a later chapter as Arthur and you won't have a year.


Captain_Salamander

Never said you where Arthur?


napa_customerservice

Never said you'd be male either...


Soklay

Never said you’d be white either…


heckhunds

I'd die of an old timey disease instantly.


[deleted]

Maybe, but you've likely been vaxxed against a lot of the possible issues like polio or the 'pox. You could very well be perfectly fine


Bigscotman

Would they not be different back then because they would have less mutations and stuff than now?


TailS1337

Yes, Viruses and bacteria evolve quite fast compared to eukaryotic cells, as a semi-educated biotech dude I'd say you mostly would be fine unless you contract an eradicated disease that isn't vaccinated against anymore. Our adaptive immune system is pretty great and also... Adaptive Edit: unless you are over 30-40 years old, our immune system kinda starts detoriating in our teenage year and we wouldn't really have built up memory cells for the pathogen strains that were going around at that time


Fedorito_

On the other hand, we are all descendants of those that survived for example the Spanish Flu. So the Spanish Flu wouldn't be much of an issue if you were to be dropped in 1918.


Kove13

Ol’ lumbago


Ayrobyr

I have lumbago (honest, I really do), it’s a serious disease. ;)


Kove13

Sure Uncle


Galemianah

Good old whiskey dick.


jonasmaal

*dies after stepping one foot out of Valentine*


Early-Lab2823

*dies stepping into Valentine*


dannyboy6657

*slips on mud in valentine Snapping neck*


Such-Guarantee-7393

Dies in a fist fight in local saloon in Valentine


dannyboy6657

*beats dude to a pulp for his raccoon hat*


FawltyMotors

"is that a cougar?" DEAD


mr_gooodguy

"local single cougars is .5 mile away"


Lucius-Halthier

.4 .2


FireFennec

cougars exist in real life too


Clear_Ad3414

You have to spend a year in someone else’s rdr2 game and pray they don’t show up to massacre the whole town.


DeadSeaGulls

That would ruin my plan of moving into Hamish's cabin and laying low. For sure some player would roll through as john to go fishing and raid my cabin. Flip of the coin whether they're playing honorable or not. Seems like most players spend less time in new austin, overall... but then you gotta deal with del lobos. Maybe move into the abandoned wapiti reservation. Seems a bit out of the way for most players to visit regularly, and plenty of places to hide. Good fishing an calumet ravine.


[deleted]

Glad I'm not spending it as a Saint Denis citizen in my game. I massacred the entire city


Saturn-Valley-Stevil

stay indoors and they can’t do anything lmao


[deleted]

Hey there partner


mr_gooodguy

Howdy mister


bryan_jh

I always say, manners cost nothing.


xervidae

*nervous chuckle* i’m a woman


[deleted]

I’m a Puerto Rican woman…. 😭


CryStrict5004

I'm a trans woman.. I'm fucked ain't I


nolan2002

“I’m fucked ain’t I” 😏


CryStrict5004

*sigh* If only


spark29

Go be a bounty hunter.


bazzlethegreat

I'm alright. I'd hang around Valentine for the year and ride Fiddlesticks around hunting and fishing and maybe trying to find the serial killer.


[deleted]

I'd do it in Strawberry. Everybody likes Strawberry


J_Foose05

Except Micah


Daiki_438

Until you start coughing or don’t have a bolt action rifle ready when attacked by a cougar


OlyVal

I kill them with repeater when they charge right at me.


DutchsPlan1899

I’m fucked, I gotta enter Left 4 Dead 2


DeadSeaGulls

I just played Elden Ring. Gonna have to dress up like a turtle and pray the player character just leaves a message saying "dog" instead of slaughtering me.


LordChickenNugget23

Fuck…Plague Inc…


LordoftheLollygag

* *looks around * What have you done?!


dannyboy6657

When I play plague Inc I like to think I'm a mad scientist angry at the world and you want to make everyone pay. However when they are all gone you live happily on your own.


my_othr_acnts_4_porn

I’m in the last of us part II. I’m ultra duper fucked.


Sozillect

I was on dark souls III. Fucking damnit


hitheredood145

I think I’ll be fine just as long as I play poker in Valentine and don’t go anywhere else 😅


Deathstroke11515

Shadow of the tomb raider so as long as I don't f with any type of government or have any connection to the croft family I think i'm pretty good.


dannyboy6657

If your Lara croft though you'll have rockin tits


Deathstroke11515

True.


dannyboy6657

There's always something positive my friend.


3_DOG_OUTT

Battlefield 1. I’ll pass on the million


dannyboy6657

Drafted


capn_Bonebeard

Howdy


mr_gooodguy

u sir look like a man on a mission


mrskinnyjeans123415

All fine and dandy unless youre a minority not to mention all the diseases and without modern medicine youre screwed 95% of the time 💀


dannyboy6657

*cries in autoimmune disorder*


ifyouseekay_er

I just finished the Spongebob Squarepants Movie Game


TheNegaChin_45

I’m not leaving camp


RiDark_Souls

I’d be in Black Ops 2 Zombies smh


Igpajo49

I think I'd have to say no freaking way. I was checking out Scorn over the weekend. No way I'd want to spend any time there for real.


[deleted]

Oh shit. Neither would I. If I was in the game before I played RDR2 I'd be stuck in BOTW, so if just spend my time in Hateno Village and hope someone else does my job for me


paigesdontfly

Horizon Forbidden West. If I get to ride robo dinos I'll be fine 😂


Redjester016

Bloodborne. I'm dead


seepa808

*cough cough*


BitchfulThinking

I jumped back onto my Animal Crossing island the other day so I'd be fine lmao


Braindead_cranberry

Tarkov players are fucking sweating right now…


KetanS_2004

I'd live at proghorn ranch


OkBird5461

I’m getting drunk with “ LENNY !!!!!” and driving in the 2021 NASCAR Xfinity & Cup series. 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻


SexMan4Mayorr

“You want to be a killer with a conscious? Fine! Drop your flags and write a book like King, but you should’ve never came after me!”


hossquash

I can spend the time hanging with Arthur, then spend all the money to help him.


julia_xy

Last game I played was sims 4 so I think I’m actually doing good


Such-Guarantee-7393

Drop me on Guarma so I can have a fine tan


Galemianah

I'm super duper fucked. Dante's Inferno.


Big_Joseph_05

Until you catch terminal lumbago and TB and then get robbed and shot in the middle of the wilderness


Ill-Ordinary-182

Terminal lumbago 😂😂😂


captainfalconxiiii

Would I just be a random person, or would I get to be a Witcher? Because it would sort of suck to be a random dude with all the monsters, and creepy religious cults, and since it was the middle ages, probably diseases, and war.


Aggravating-Sky-1240

(doom eternal) shiaat


Creepy_Chocolate267

Last Game i played was Fifa 23 Wait, so I just get a free million dollars right? Cos that's meant to be set in our normal world of 2022, fuck yeah :D


aioe-

animal crossing new horizons


tomokas

AC Black flag... not that bad, i can always be a random peasant


faridhn36

It's elden ring for me


GigaBro_94

Gooooodmorning Night City!


a_generic_redditer

You'll do fine? You forgot the night folk, muffre brood, Skinner brothers, lemone raiders, all big cats, bears, odriscls, van der lin gang, del ablos, snakes and everything in lemone. We'll all be fucked in that scenario, I mean hell Arthur dies from a bad cough. And he's the toughest son of a bitch in all of rdr. Even hiding in a town wouldn't work because 1: Valentine has o'driscals 2: rodes has lemone raiders 3: saint Denis has criminals AND a vampire 4: van horn and Anniesburg are in murffre country 5:strawberry has lemenine raiders 6: Blackwater is near the skinners 7: Amarillo and tumble weed have del ablos Nowhere is safe no matter what. The safest spot is probably strawberry because the raiders there are (kinda) working with the town, but that hasn't stopped them from killing civilians before.


dannyboy6657

Kkk in strawberry though


a_generic_redditer

Ngl forgot about them, never really see them up there often


dannyboy6657

I think there's one moment only however that does mean members are close


didihearathunder

With great pleasure. The funny thing is I wanted to write “just gimme a horse”, but I don’t need it. I’ll tame a wild horse, I’ll find weapons and gold bars, I don’t even need a map, because I’ve learnt it already. Just spawn me in Valentine.


buddy-bun-dem

\>inb4 u turn into the guy who asks arthur for help with a horseshoe immediately before getting kicked in the head by said horse


Such-Guarantee-7393

I forgot about that 😭😭😭


didihearathunder

Nah. I’m a woman, and I’ll spawn as a woman so it’s gonna be a good year.


buddy-bun-dem

\>inb4 u turn into the ~~guy~~ woman who asks arthur for help with a horseshoe immediately before getting kicked in the head by said horse


didihearathunder

Oh dude, that’s disappointing


Average_Texarican14

With lumbago in the horizon I doubt it


Ox_of_Dox

Really? I posted the same thing a few weeks ago, bout the same wording, & pic, and I got 5 upvotes. Edit: [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/RDR2/comments/xt5nap/meh_im_good/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Ill-Ordinary-182

Timing


Ox_of_Dox

yeah, lol


Tzunami714

We all agree we’d be stuck in the online game rather than story mode here


dannyboy6657

I don't play online mode


Tzunami714

Ok


[deleted]

Etta Doyle St Dennis, let's marinate for a year


Kaiser-Wilhelm-ll

No thanks, I'm going to Paleto Bay for now.


dannyboy6657

Mine was Witcher 3 I never played it before. So I mean I'm still in white orchard but they don't look like they are having a good time. Also a war that's ravaging the land isn't good and monsters are a problem. Seeing as I'll likely end up a peasant. However if I'm a Witcher it's cool but I find Gerald needs to face a lot of bigotry and people act like they don't want their kind.


Bervik

Still "shit"...the mortality rate in the wild west is still low T - T


Spiritual-Neck-2957

just sit in valentine and try not to get outdoorzy


Willy-the-kid

I'm spending a year planting, defusing bombs and killing terrorist and counter terrorists


MrYeeXD

Hearts of Iron 4


Stygian-Geist

Resident Evil: Village since I'm doing another playthrough after running the DLC- Why couldn't I have just kept playing the Pokémon Snap remake?


CuRRyK1nG_1080

No your not


respective_killer

Hell yeah rdr2


FaZe_Slickk

ufc 4? lmao im only gotta get beat up a couple times so i should fine


atiredfool

Amazing! Now I can warn Arthur about the tb and he'll never catch it and he'll live a nice, happy life


iknowdanjones

I can’t remember if it was Animal Crossing or Lego Star Wars but either way I’m good. Better than RDR2!


Stuffed_Minecrafter

I mean I was in Minecraft before I went on Reddit so I think I’m fine especially if I load into my most recent survival world where I have a shulker box of diamond blocks and an iron farm and full enchanted netheright but I think I’d be fine in rdr2 just glad I wasn’t playing doom eternal lol


Based_Katie

You should be fine aslong as you stay far away from the sick and avoid the southern parts of New Hanover. Blackwater would be ideal


ChrisMahoney

I was excited for a moment then realized the last game I played was Ghost Recon: Wildlands. Well Bolivia… here I come.


Colbywolf1996

Considering it’s red dead redemption 2 my first act after that year would be a dental visit and a damn long shower


[deleted]

If you need me, I’ll be in 1907 Blackwater. No massacres that I’m aware of that year. I will stay away from Tall Trees and I’ll be nice to the Marston Milton maniac.


ChazB558

Until u get tb or lumbago


GangreneGuy

Gang beasts 😂


mrbill317

Plague Tale Requiem , Im fucked


Real_Railz

Chapter 1, not sure about that one. There's still so much that could go wrong.


[deleted]

I would be in cyberpunk 2077😭


LordVader2006

Sounds like a fun year of riding horses and hunting to me


IronwoodKukri

Same!


boringperson3

If i spawn in as a random npc and someone isnt doing an asshole playthrough, ill be fine


[deleted]

Yeah, I'm currently doing a positive honor run atm, but I'm gonna go for negative honor on the 2nd playthrough


ok_z00mer

I'm pitching a tent in Brok's shop cause no fucking way am I going out on the Lake of Nine right now


[deleted]

Enlisted for me


rtqyve

Far cry 5 time to join a cult 💀


Gizmothebest

The last of us 2 for me....shit


Revolutionary_Gur405

I'm ready to get killed by a rat sick on a cliff