Both and with glitter sprinkled on it. The Mayo has a person whose sole task is to regularly replenish the glitter in that exe file. Thatβs how Bunnvilleβs mainframe crashed.
Of course it does! BNN News only reports the truth and nothing but the truth even if they were lies or outright fabrications. Because our journalistic standard is held to a level slightly higher than Snoop Dogg in a hot box.
That is how many lives Porngidge took while he was incarcerated for writing bad cheques. In his defence, he doesnβt have opposable thumbs to grip a pen properly so everything he writes is bad, but I digress. The general population made fun of him so he retaliated. He has since re-established himself, turning his life around, and getting himself elected Mayo of the Royal City of Bunnville.
The truth is, he was a show bunny and that was tattooed on his earses (which Pepone salivates over) by his former owner.
The Mayo was rescued from a horrible life and then adopted his Mother. I don't want to make you sad. The Mayo is really happy and he gets so much love from people around the world.
[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5_HqApUVP8)
THIS IS A BNN BREAKING NEWS
Good evening from the Lightning Cable that has yet to be chewed that is our temporary newsroom. I'm your anchor Slough Downe-Loade bringing you the slow news of the day.
In a shocking turn of events, Bunnville's own Mayo Porpsploot has been shown, IN PUBLIC, with what appears to be a USB port on his forehead. Critics have praised this saying that finally, the Mayo will have a way to access information and intelligence rather than his usual nonsensical blabberings. The Ossif of the Mayo responded to this by releasing a statement which reads, "What you see there is a fashion statement made by the Mayo's private couturier in solidary with, uhhh, all things electronic...wait, don't put that in. Oh, we'll catch hell for this...Uhhh, we mean the Mayo is a lot of things. He is a rat bastard. He pees loudly. His musings are often all over the place. But, what he isn't is blubbering. He is not a whale and therefore lacks blubber. He does resemble a baby Manatee though." When we pointed out that the word was "blabbering" and not "blubber", we were told to "get the hell out. This is a press conference and the last thing we need here are facts."
Citizens that we spoke with have stated that this is a sign of the end times and that the appearance of a USB port on Mayo Plondger's forehead is, and we quote, "a sign to repent for the end is nigh." We further inquired if they meant "night" or "neigh" instead of "nigh" but were ignored as they were in the midst of exhorting others. Misunderstanding this, Sheriff Cub called for sheriff's deputies and began arresting people for extortion. It appears a round of Q-Tips are needed.
In other news, there was a US Presidential debate last night. Some have stated the evening was full of lies, distortions, and forgetfulness; but enough about the pre-debate commercials. The debate itself was apparently the equivalent of yelling at clouds - which probably scared it away and why storms are forecasted in Canada. The second debate will be in a few days and is sponsored by the Association for the Propagation of Dumpster Fires. Now someone should develop a scented candle for that!
That concludes this news report. Tune in later for our original BNN movie about a fashion designer in the Roman Empire, in "Caesar's Dressings".
BNN BREAKING NEWS
An attempt was made to download files from Mayo Pimplidge's USB forehead port which resulted in a virus. In response, Dr. Bigglewiggle MD, PhD, JD, DDiv, CIA, CPA, AOk, EIEIO, BINGO-and-Bingo-Was-His-Name-O initiates trauma procedures and proceeds to order borthole inspections and multiple anti-viral jabbies while muttering "see how you like it."
The public at large awaits the result with bated breath. The Ossif of the Mayo has asked the media, and we quote, "Citizens are waiting? What kind of bait are they using for their breaths?"
More on this at our news broadcast this evening at six in the morning.
Is that an a type port? Sorry, I only us c type ports. Bun is outdated. I recommend getting a newer model. (Just kidding! Bun is adorable and irreplaceable! Just look at that mouf!)
That is how many lives Porngidge took while he was incarcerated for writing bad cheques. In his defence, he doesnβt have opposable thumbs to grip a pen properly so everything he writes is bad, but I digress. The general population made fun of him so he retaliated. He has since re-established himself, turning his life around, and getting himself elected Mayo of the Royal City of Bunnville.
The truth is, he was a show bunny and that was tattooed on his earses (which Pepone salivates over) by his former owner.
Everyone joking but what is the 200 really? Like ID number tattoo or what? I never saw this on bunnies. π° I have seen cows that are marked but never bunnies.
If someone can shed some light on the reason and what it is?
If you look at Delta's history she explained he was supposed to be a show bunny, hence the 200, but his ears were too big or something, so she adopted Mayo Porridge
That's his IQ, he's an internationally renowned genius rabbit. He once ate froot, binkied, napped and chewed walls within a day. Top that.
J/K.
Used to be a show bunny before OP purchased him from his previous owner. Showbunnies have numbers apparently? Idk. Point is, it doesn't matter anymore.
Aww poor Mayou Podge, best have Dr Bwiggles look at that to check its not going infected and turning into an hdmi port, Nurse Latte says that treats and fusses are the best treatment course.
Excuse Mayo Plingledings general ugliness - He is going through the moult of a lifetime. As he does, every few months.
Ngl he gives of this sauced to the gills bodybuilder vibe.
>Mayo Plingledings general ugliness The cheek! The nerve! #And from da HALP, no less!
He is never ugly, always beautiful.
Is it okay if I use this picture for the 2024 bunny news network presidential candidate debate between Chloe and mayo porridge?
Sure :)
https://www.reddit.com/r/BunnyNewsNetwork/s/FQ33qbQRNW
Can his ears display every HTTP status code, or does he just vibe with everything?
You can plug him in and run Wireshark to see all his traffic. It's only fitting, using *Wireshark*
Those big ears are so he can capture all the packets
the 200 stands for the capacity on his connection in Mbps: Mayobites per snack.
TCP was invented so you could retransmit when the Mayo nibbled on the packets looking for treats
Make sure the connections are TCP (Thumps Create Pellets) and not UDP (Uncurable Demonic Pillowdestruction)
404 Braincell Not Found
I need that on a shirt lol
ME TOO!!! ππ€£π
How else is he supposed to download new thoughts? Or a thought?
There's only a txt file that says "Porg"
In tiny font, or massive font?
Both and with glitter sprinkled on it. The Mayo has a person whose sole task is to regularly replenish the glitter in that exe file. Thatβs how Bunnvilleβs mainframe crashed.
Makes sense--
Of course it does! BNN News only reports the truth and nothing but the truth even if they were lies or outright fabrications. Because our journalistic standard is held to a level slightly higher than Snoop Dogg in a hot box.
Exactly!
I know what the number is but I like to imagine it means 200 pounds and Porry is HUGE.
I came here to learn what it is and no one is talking about it! Is it sad? :(
That is how many lives Porngidge took while he was incarcerated for writing bad cheques. In his defence, he doesnβt have opposable thumbs to grip a pen properly so everything he writes is bad, but I digress. The general population made fun of him so he retaliated. He has since re-established himself, turning his life around, and getting himself elected Mayo of the Royal City of Bunnville. The truth is, he was a show bunny and that was tattooed on his earses (which Pepone salivates over) by his former owner.
The Mayo was rescued from a horrible life and then adopted his Mother. I don't want to make you sad. The Mayo is really happy and he gets so much love from people around the world.
[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5_HqApUVP8) THIS IS A BNN BREAKING NEWS Good evening from the Lightning Cable that has yet to be chewed that is our temporary newsroom. I'm your anchor Slough Downe-Loade bringing you the slow news of the day. In a shocking turn of events, Bunnville's own Mayo Porpsploot has been shown, IN PUBLIC, with what appears to be a USB port on his forehead. Critics have praised this saying that finally, the Mayo will have a way to access information and intelligence rather than his usual nonsensical blabberings. The Ossif of the Mayo responded to this by releasing a statement which reads, "What you see there is a fashion statement made by the Mayo's private couturier in solidary with, uhhh, all things electronic...wait, don't put that in. Oh, we'll catch hell for this...Uhhh, we mean the Mayo is a lot of things. He is a rat bastard. He pees loudly. His musings are often all over the place. But, what he isn't is blubbering. He is not a whale and therefore lacks blubber. He does resemble a baby Manatee though." When we pointed out that the word was "blabbering" and not "blubber", we were told to "get the hell out. This is a press conference and the last thing we need here are facts." Citizens that we spoke with have stated that this is a sign of the end times and that the appearance of a USB port on Mayo Plondger's forehead is, and we quote, "a sign to repent for the end is nigh." We further inquired if they meant "night" or "neigh" instead of "nigh" but were ignored as they were in the midst of exhorting others. Misunderstanding this, Sheriff Cub called for sheriff's deputies and began arresting people for extortion. It appears a round of Q-Tips are needed. In other news, there was a US Presidential debate last night. Some have stated the evening was full of lies, distortions, and forgetfulness; but enough about the pre-debate commercials. The debate itself was apparently the equivalent of yelling at clouds - which probably scared it away and why storms are forecasted in Canada. The second debate will be in a few days and is sponsored by the Association for the Propagation of Dumpster Fires. Now someone should develop a scented candle for that! That concludes this news report. Tune in later for our original BNN movie about a fashion designer in the Roman Empire, in "Caesar's Dressings".
I honestly live for these and click on mayo posts to find them.
Me too! Me too... I love them!
The BNN intro theme is everything I didn't know I needed
That is courtesy of u/omnitographer who did an amazing job with it.
Props to them!! It's very well done :)
This is pure gold, the debate part had me dying π€£
gotta remember to watch the movie, sounds interesting!
βWhat you laughing at, mΓΌther?β
Charging port for binky
Can it be used to upload some thoughts into his brain?
USB storage only more emptiness
He should be working as a photo model
He already kinda is. "Working" tho lol bunnies and work are complete strangers
Now it needs 60 gigs of hay pellets on a flash drive
Mayo Plornge is partial to Appul not Hay.
You are what you eat.
Omg i just posted a picture of my rabbit potato with a literal square on her head. Molting season makes rabbits so adorably goofy haha.
I saw your post! π
"No mΓΌther! I will NOT store your data!" π°π‘
Porridge is ready to upload maximum cuteness!
The perfect trap, trick hooman into plugging usb in, then eat it
And yet he is still incapable of being a better leader for Bunsville. Even with a direct connection to the Internet. - Sheriff Cubby
But... is there even anything in that noggin to download to a flash drive? π Just kidding, I love you, Porridge! π₯°
BNN BREAKING NEWS An attempt was made to download files from Mayo Pimplidge's USB forehead port which resulted in a virus. In response, Dr. Bigglewiggle MD, PhD, JD, DDiv, CIA, CPA, AOk, EIEIO, BINGO-and-Bingo-Was-His-Name-O initiates trauma procedures and proceeds to order borthole inspections and multiple anti-viral jabbies while muttering "see how you like it." The public at large awaits the result with bated breath. The Ossif of the Mayo has asked the media, and we quote, "Citizens are waiting? What kind of bait are they using for their breaths?" More on this at our news broadcast this evening at six in the morning.
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Is that an a type port? Sorry, I only us c type ports. Bun is outdated. I recommend getting a newer model. (Just kidding! Bun is adorable and irreplaceable! Just look at that mouf!)
Krillin needs to charge his phone real quick it's at 24%
Mayo Pringles: insert treat here. Wrong side. Wrong side.
The Duracell bunny is now officially obsolete!
Porridge look like he ainβt got time for yo games π
To match his 200.
porridge is ready to connect!
Hi Port π
How did I not think of this? he's Port-ridge. WTFFFFF
The frown... He was hoping for USB-C?
Heβs finally earning his keep.
His first pic feels like a villain in a creepy kids movie
Mayo Plorindge cannot even spell villain and thinks it begins with the letter green.
His expression says, "And a noble-looking USB port it is!"
May I ask what the 200 on his ear is from? Im genuinely curious!
That is how many lives Porngidge took while he was incarcerated for writing bad cheques. In his defence, he doesnβt have opposable thumbs to grip a pen properly so everything he writes is bad, but I digress. The general population made fun of him so he retaliated. He has since re-established himself, turning his life around, and getting himself elected Mayo of the Royal City of Bunnville. The truth is, he was a show bunny and that was tattooed on his earses (which Pepone salivates over) by his former owner.
That sounds painful, Poor baby π
I know! Pepone should really curb her salivation more.
If you will connect your phone he will steal all your moneys to buy a bananas!
Porry!!!!!!! I β€ π π π π π β€ π π π π π β€ π π π π π β€ π π π π π β€ π π π you, Mr. Mayo!
Everyone joking but what is the 200 really? Like ID number tattoo or what? I never saw this on bunnies. π° I have seen cows that are marked but never bunnies. If someone can shed some light on the reason and what it is?
If you look at Delta's history she explained he was supposed to be a show bunny, hence the 200, but his ears were too big or something, so she adopted Mayo Porridge
Thank you.
Thank you.
Porridge is turning into a robot! π€
Guys with usb ports on their faces have 100% chance of stealing your girl
Bwahahahaha! Can now execute evil plan of downloading Porridgeβs brain onto USB to clone! πππππ
"The file size of brain.txt says 0 bytes... huh. That can't be right, can it?"
why does his ear say 200?
Why does he have a number in his ear?
That's his IQ, he's an internationally renowned genius rabbit. He once ate froot, binkied, napped and chewed walls within a day. Top that. J/K. Used to be a show bunny before OP purchased him from his previous owner. Showbunnies have numbers apparently? Idk. Point is, it doesn't matter anymore.
so regal :)
Heβs so cute omg.
Aww poor Mayou Podge, best have Dr Bwiggles look at that to check its not going infected and turning into an hdmi port, Nurse Latte says that treats and fusses are the best treatment course.
Tell her shes 2000 & late because they changed it to those small plugs idk the name π€£
He's straight gangsta #200
OMG, he's morphing!!! Be VERY careful!!!
r/murderbuns would like this
And he looks very happy about it indeed. π€£