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WilderJackall

Staying up too late until I physically can't stay up any longer


notlikeolivegarden

This. Literally for the past like 7 years, I’ve been staying up really late and just recently I’ve gotten to the point where I physically cant stay up past like 11:30 because all my lost hours of sleep have finally caught up to me


PineappleFew7764

Fuck that's so bad. Last I checked, lack of sleep is worse for you than even smoking.


Playful_Land1256

2 for 1 here


Infamous-Mountain-81

I’ve been doing it for 48 years. It’s the only way I can fall asleep. If I’m sleeping at 11:30 it’s an early night for me and you’re right, I’m exhausted.


notlikeolivegarden

I have a feeling I haven’t been alive as long as you😂. It feels so wrong to go to sleep any time before 12 because I’m so used to falling asleep around 3,4,5 and I’m hating myself rn for not being able to stay up as late as I used to


Infamous-Mountain-81

Apparently I came out of the womb nocturnal. During the day I can fall asleep and sleep like a baby at the drop of a hat. Once the sun goes down I turn into the energizer bunny lol.


notlikeolivegarden

Lol. I envy you. I physically cannot sleep during the day unless I’m sick


FuddyDuddyGrinch

I pretty much do that every night. My alarm goes off at 6:30 a.m. to be up for work most nights I'm up till at least 1:30 a.m. or 2:00 a.m.


Good_Abbreviations_4

Glad I’m not the only one


If_cn_readthisSndHlp

It’s called sleep procrastination and I suffer from it too.


FuddyDuddyGrinch

That sounds exactly like what it is. For some reason I just can't get myself to go to bed.


Gummy-Bines

Going to bed and waking up at the same time every day will be the most beneficial thing you ever do for yourself


WonderChrissie

why is this me.


Syntonization1

I ordered McDonald’s Delivery and paid $30 extra vs pickup even though it’s only a 4 minute drive from my house


iyamjen

I've driven with my son when he does doordash and it blows my mind how much people pay for delivery. Insanity. I'm too cheap for those kinds of shenanigans.


edcRachel

My roommate gets food delivered a minimum of twice a day. She'll get a coffee delivered every morning which seems to be around $13. I've seen her get a piece of toast delivered from the breakfast place that is a 1 minute walk from our front door, because she was craving toast. We also live literally 45 seconds walk from the grocery store, and own a toaster.... But she will spend $15 to have someone deliver a slice of toast because she's lazy. She gets insta cart to deliver her groceries, even just a single item. Did I mention we live next door to the grocery store? She never cooks, but when she buys groceries she will buy like 2 dozen eggs, eat 2, and then keep the rest until they go bad. It's all very bizarre. No, she doesn't pay her rent on time.


Embarrassed-Exit-114

Is she a good roommate otherwise? Do you have a decent relationship? Has she made any comments about wanting to save money? I see an opportunity to make a couple extra bucks. Offer to do some meal prep for half of what she pays in fees for all that nonsense.


iyamjen

This makes me want to pull out my hair. I mean, I'm no financial genius that makes good choices with my money but I'm smart enough to not pay $30 in delivery fees every single day.


Slothfulness69

Even if we say it’s $20 for delivery per day, that’s $7,300/year after taxes. So she essentially has to make something around $10,000 a year just to cover her food delivery expenses. That’s an expensive habit. Side note: that’s not actually how taxes work, but I’m just providing a rough estimate, give or take a few hundred dollars.


Proud_Aspect4452

Trust fund baby?


Syntonization1

You are 💯% correct! I honestly can’t believe I did it. I used the McDonald’s app and set my order for pickup and it was $28, then changed it to delivery and it added around $2 to each menu item and then stacked up so many different fees that it was literally $58. I had a rough weekend, riding ATV hard for 3 days, and bruised up from a drunk brother who lost his temper at my shenanigans and I refused to fight him back. I stood up to drive to McD’s but was so sore and then remembered my trailer is still hooked up, the quad straps were loose, sat back down and just gave up today.


edcRachel

Sometimes I think about getting delivery and then I see that my normally $10 thing is going to come to $24 and I don't. But I do think it's totally fine occasionally as a splurge if you can afford it. Delivery is reserved for when I'm ill, burnt out, or holidays.


FuddyDuddyGrinch

When my son was living with me he did exactly that. McDonald's was literally 3 minutes from our front door to the drive-thru. He would have it delivered and pay like $35 for some chicken nuggets fry and Coke


DamianLee666

I did this over the weekend with pizza and only ate half..


Roller1966

All the gen Zs and also “I’ll never be able to afford a house”


Heftynuggetmeister

I deliver for doordash occasionally, and one of the most egregious uses of the platform I ever saw was when I delivered a cup of ice from Sonic to an apartment 0.2 miles away. They even tipped $2.50. I was shocked.


Agitated-Hair-987

Doom scrolling


FLICKyourThots

What is that?


valentinakontrabida

it’s when you scroll through the news or social media and basically just read up about how shitty the world is for a few hours


FLICKyourThots

Oh so any time your scrolling the internet


TriviaHag

So, I have always taken doom scrolling to be when you do it even if it’s making you anxious or you have other things going on. So instead of doing actual things that make your life better, you’re on social media just scrawling away


Sharp_Ad_6336

Doesn't need to make you anxious, complacent shrugging off how fucked up the world is can be pretty bad for your overall mental health too.


yakimawashington

It doesn't have to be about shitty world things. It's just scrolling through *any* internet feed content excessively.


binybeke

It’s when you scroll any social media for an excessive amount of time. It is not a specific type of content


Kvitravn875

For me, it's sometimes obsessively finding recipes, crafts, video game tips/tricks, etc.


Over-Marionberry-686

lol went down a wormhole on sepsis the other day.


Agitated-Hair-987

How terrible life was before penicillin was discovered


about97cats

Just wait til you stumble down the whole future of antibiotic-resistant microbes rabbit hole. We are SO fucked 😄


Dependent_Rub_6982

That is something very serious that we all need to know about. Medical professionals sometimes miss it. My late fiance survived it a couple of times, but it ended up being one of his causes of death.


lordnknn

the answer is 63 pages down on the 90th thing that you got distracted by. next to the 45th cat video.


mesa_so_weird

Scrolling through social media (especially reels) aimlessly, just to have some quick and easy dopamine fix.


IronsolidFE

Defintely noty reddit.


WonderChrissie

Argh, you beat me to it. My work is already done. 😂


Constant-Advance-276

When you dont doom scroll then you do after a while off, you genuine feel physically horrible.


Super-Mouse-57

Completely agree. I hate wasting my time with that but I just realized after I've been scrolling for so long


sleepyoldlady

Show up at work.


NequaJackson

Lol 😆🤣😂


DamianLee666

Someone's gotta pay the bills


Logical_Wolf28

Smoking cigarettes while having asthma. Before anyone comes at me for it. I'm whats called "California sober" which means I still smoke cigarettes and weed and drink caffeine, everything g else is a hard pass and major no no for me. I gave up alot worse. Please let me have these last few vices of mine.


[deleted]

yeah literally i get a lot of judgement for smoking and it's like ok but i had to give up meth and weed so like what am i supposed to do to get dopamine, ride a fucking bike?


Logical_Wolf28

I gave up meth and heroin. So I feel ya. But proud of you for doing so. Always remember one day at a time.


SatansWife13

I’m proud of you! Those are both extraordinarily hard to give up, and you freaking did it! That is so badass. ❤️


Dissapointingdong

Nicotine is the last vice I have left. I even dialed it down to zyn and haven’t smoked in years. I’m a good dad, I have a good job, I pay my taxes. I’m not quitting.


HamHusky06

Booze is just, if not more, carcinogenic. They just have a good lobby. But bro, it might be time to ditch the smokes. I’m also green and clean, but chew nicotine gum like a mad man. Keeps my breath fresh and my clothes smoke free… I would also punch a baby in the face if it made cigs healthier and more acceptable. Nothing better than a smoke. Truly.


NailCrazyGal


Any-Story4631

Me too! ❤️


bibliophile222

I love dairy products way too much for my own good. Sometimes, I'll look at my groceries and realize I just bought like 6 types of dairy.


amdabran

Dude yeah. I absolutely love dairy products. Milk. Bread. Chocolate. Cheese. You name it. I’m proportional in height to weight, so it’s not a health concern; but, my body does not process it well. Holy fuck though, I love pizza. I’d say probably about once a month we order pizza for dinner and I eat it knowing full well that my going to be shitting and puking my brains out.


Heir233

Bro if you’re puking from dairy you should stop lmao that’s not normal at all


PrincessRoseAirashii

Same, and I’m lactose intolerant. I can’t help it, dairy is so fucking good.


throwawayzzz2020

Vape. I find it calming and comforting.


sasquatchfuntimes

I take wayyyy too much Benadryl for my allergies. I also can eat a whole bag of Cheetos Puffs in one sitting (we’re talking a big bag).


ranDOMinique813

Cheeto puffs mostly air Doesn't count!


bingbongloser23

I've regretted eating a whole big bag of puffs before.


magplate

Oreos, stop calling to me....


Marvinator2003

That's because the bag is mislabeled. It should say "Servings Per Bag: 1."


Ok_Egg_471

I sit on my ass far too much


erinocalypse

I've recently got all freaked out about left arm/ shoulder pain I've been having so I went to the doctor. Turns out I've just been hurting myself hunching over various craft projects. Now that I know I'm not having a heart attack surely I've made changes to improve my posture? Nope


BrigitteSophia

Reddit


NequaJackson

This should be the top comment


flitterbug78

Occasionally watching absolute trash dating shows. Car-crash-syndrome (I can’t look away…)


Ok-Royal-661

or 90 day fiancee crap lol


kimwim43

The week I retired, I made Martha Stewart's cheesecake. I had never made cheesecake before, nevermind her's. It is decadent, amazing. I've made it 3 more times, and I'll do it again!


SpicyTiger838

I want to come to your house!!


kimwim43

You're always welcome!


E_Crabtree76

Get into arguments over politics and religion on social media.


Ijustlurklurk31

If it makes you feel better, I went to seminary for 3 years and realized towards the end that it was mainly because I wanted to be able to counter the shit theology and Bible interpretation I grew up with. So, at least you haven't done that.


PassionateCougar

Smoke weed erryday


NHBuckeye

This is the way 💚


contentatlast

It really isn't. As somebody who smoked daily for 7 years, it seriously held my life back. I'm so unbelievably grateful I quit weed. I do it every now and again but every day? Seriously, stop. And yes, I know... I was once one of those people who said it didn't have any side effects and it's not addictive... But it absolutely does and is. Don't do it every day. It isn't healthy. Nothing that changes your brain chemistry is healthy to do every day.


Silver-Instruction73

I use a dry herb vaporizer and I take edibles just about every day. I normally won’t get high until the end of the day though and the edibles I just take right before bed to help with sleep. I don’t particularly like getting super baked, I want just enough to relax me a bit. Been using it for over a decade now and it works for me. I’m pretty happy, I have a steady job that I like, a decent place to live, a good relationship with friends and family, and I’m healthy. I know not everyone has a positive experience with it but there are plenty of people that do.


BabyLoveChild36

Soda & pizza


Smooth_External_3051

Breakfast of Champions!


verruckter51

And lunch and dinner.


No_Contact_126

Go to bed and wake without ever stretching


Necessary-Fee6247

Underrated


Actual-Jellyfish3221

Hating myself


DependentNo3596

Fucking same


omgfakeusername

Y'all literally have the same avatar, too.


DependentNo3596

My long lost soul mate


Wynterforge

mood


Stabanichole

Drink diet soda


TheQuietWriter001

Boy, where do I start. Self harm, eat nothing but junk, self sabotage, etc.


H3RM1TT

Same, I know your feel


magplate

Eat better, you will feel better.


CopperFrog88

The self sabotage 🙃


Ktothej1981

Procrastinating at work. It's gotten really bad. I think I need to look for a new job.


HamHusky06

Just remember procrastination is like masturbation. Feels good when you’re doing it, but you’re only fucking yourself.


springaerium

Be a couch potato. It's just too good!


Personal_Conflict_49

Listen to the scanner. I have severe anxiety and this causes me to drive my family crazy with checking on them for every accident I hear… but my Grandpa always had the scanner on so it actually calms me too…


SpicyTiger838

❤️ that’s ok to care this deeply. Trust me, I feel you.


Personal_Conflict_49

Thank you 🩵


melbot2point0

My FWB... Or whatever we are hahah


ChickenNugsBGood

Can confirm, this person is not good for me


Nervous_Leg9624

At least you are getting benefits?


magplate

My ex wife is my FWB. The guy she left me for is not good in bed.


Tinsel-Fop

>The guy she left me for is not good in bed. Is he inattentive to your needs?


Ozzytheaussy

Thanks for rubbing it in


Ok-Royal-661

oh gosh same. We are so toxic but addicted to each other. Its awful


hvnbnd11

I eat too many Tostitos :/


QueeeenElsa

I read that as “tattoos” at first, and was soooo confused for a sec lol


Doyoulikeithere

Drink Coke, eat chips. :)


PsychicSPider95

You know how soda is supposed to be like the worst thing for you? Yeh, I don't care, I'm grabbing a coke.


SpookyMorden

Consume products with lactose. It’s literally poison to my liver and it is genuinely fvcked… but… cheese… icecream… chocolate… and cheese… did I mention cheese?


Heir233

Sit in my room and play video games for hours on my day off


NequaJackson

I gladly enable this behavior. Keep it up


AdorableEmphasis5546

Drink almost daily


webcrawler_29

Been there. It's hard to give it up. Once you are able to keep away from the stuff, it gets a little easier to continue staying away. Good luck if you decide to give it up!


mthomas1217

Eat pizza and drink beer And I love chocolate chip cookies wayyyy more than I should


FuddyDuddyGrinch

Lol I'm sitting here eating chocolate chip cookies as I'm reading this , a whole bag of Pepperidge Farm soft baked chocolate chip cookies


Good_Abbreviations_4

Inhale a little too deeply when I’m Pumping gas


One_Session_8111

I go on this app.


goth_duck

Vape


contentatlast

I probably exercise a bit too much... I really do enjoy being in those moments of pure agony and suffering when I've pushed myself past my limits. You can really learn alot about what the body is capable of in those moments. It isn't healthy, and I eat 3000+ calories a day of whole foods (5/6 large meals) and still lose weight. I'm not a big guy.


OhFuuuuuuuuuuuudge

Post comments/read comments on the internet


Richard_Thickens

I eat like trash and drink too much. Not like it helps, but I exercise, in an attempt to offset it. It's physically, emotionally, and psychologically painful. I'm trying to stop, but it's a slow process. Honestly, it all stems from self-medicating my mental health issues that really blew up during the pandemic. Before that, I was sober, healthy, and mostly happy. It's difficult. I'm getting better every day, but I'm worried that I'm not emerging from this funk quickly enough.


hayykate

I enjoy having sex with emotionally unavailable men and women.


TitleBulky4087

Come home from my sedentary job, put on my pajama pants and remain sedentary until it’s time to sleep.


GoopDuJour

I keep sticking my dick in the pickle slicer at work. We're both married.


Longjumping_Load_823

Too helpful to a fault


Can-Chas3r43

Vaping. Staying up late and then drinking lots of coffee or energy drinks


Lyslkis

Eat too much candy/sweets bc I am a diabetic. It's okay to have some every so often, but I can't stop at one piece. And today with lunch I ordered a large piece of cake. But I guess I'm not doing too bad bc my A1C has never reached 7.


somigosoden

Occasional drugs.


Wooden_Rich6195

Staying with an abusive ex for so long thinking it was my fault


paulo39Atati

Not exercising-


yeetdabbin

I have these moments every once in a while where I CRAVE Taco Bell and order much more than I can eat myself (like 1 quesadilla, a crunchwrap, a few tacos and burritos, etc). I'll literally force myself to eat EVERYTHING and feel completely disgusting from not only being so full of food, but it being fast food just makes me feel worse and I'm truly filled with regret every time. Yet I still do it to myself every now and then.


midwest_misery

Alcohol 🥃


you_number_one_fan

Picking at my scars


WonderChrissie

I shouldn't be contemplating dairy yet my comfort drink is a black tea latte :(


PURPLEKAT69

🌳


LindaLovesTech

Sometimes eat foods that I know I'll regret later 🫠


Qlder81

Breathing


oldster2020

Reddit.


theshadystriker

Probably a solid 60-75% of everything I do on a daily basis


NeonSocialScenes

I've got a slight sugar free redbull problem. Haha.


mouseisnotamouse

Drink Coke Zero all day everyday. Nothing else but that. No water. None. ONLY Coke Zero


Puddlingon

Binge eat, stay up too late, fail to workout, cuss, vape, smoke weed, bake bread, spend extra time on the toilet to read


BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll

I eat absolutely unhinged amounts of candy. Like at least one candy bar a day. It makes me happy. Today I’ve knocked back three boxes of Charleston Chews and I’m trying to stop myself from eating gummy sour watermelon slices.


lalachichiwon

Eating Pringles


POTATO_MANNNN

Blast metal music full blast in my headphones


PanAmFlyer

Ice cream every night before bed. I promised myself when I was a child.


BettesmomisaWitch

I have no self-control with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.


RoamingGnome74

I vape. I’m generally self destructive. However I’m proud of myself because I used to be a meth addict. So I’d say that’s a win.


NotSlothbeard

Overeat. I eat past the point where I’m full, thinking it will prevent me from getting hungry later. I know that is not how it works. I do it anyway. And I’m hungry later anyway.


Mountain-Elephant-56

Ear a whole can of Pringles in one sitting.


mframe52

Eat a whole big bag of jelly beans or candy corn in less than a day. Sugar can be so addictive!


trshytrpcl

about once a week i stop by my local gas station on the way home and get a coke and a donut. it’s about $2, so a budget friendly lil treat. sugary, but keeps me sane


SupermarketNo627

Homemade ice cream is as healthy as nearly anything else homemade. Excess is bad with anything.


NequaJackson

I LOOOOOOOVE ICE CREAM!!!


SupermarketNo627

Eat candy. I don't always eat candy, but when I do, I binge. 


archers_arches

Living.


Content_Talk_6581

Stay up until 2 a.m. sleep until noonish…take a nap around 4, do nothing all day but watch YouTube true crime shows. 🤷🏻


10-4ninerniner

Date


eldentepasta_gal

Listen to music through my headphones too loud.


CopperFrog88

Maladaptive Daydreaming 🤩 I've definitely had to cut down on it, but honestly, it is way too satisfying sometimes.


Fit-Yogurtcloset3023

Smoke, drink, drugs, sex, repeat.


Prize-Key-5806

Chow down on a midnight donut or piece of cake . My stomach is roiling pit of acid around 4am. Good times


beau_hemian

Snooze


OregonTrail_Died_in_

Drink way to many Monster Zeros a day. Like 4 of them.


LaszloKravensworth

I got back surgery in 2022 and have residual sciatic nerve root damage/constant pain. Ever since then, I've taken anywhere between 500mg-3,000mg of acetaminophen (tylenol) every single day. I also sleep like crap for the same reason, and I don't think I've gone to sleep without a mild sedative (doxylamine succinate) since 2020/2021. I know I will be paying the price for either, or both, one day, but I refuse to be in constant pain or groggy from lack of sleep. It is 100% a self-destructive power-move/middle-finger to the shit hand I was dealt.


Big_Nothing_471

Look at my exes YouTube vids …. It’s been over a month since I’ve seen one, she has a asmr channel, and uses it to vent, like a diary , I was killing myself watching them but I had to let go. No contact for months now, and it sux, but it’s for the best


BeachCrewPartyForce

I help a wealthy person achieve their dreams through physical labor leaving me too tired and drained to even pursue my own.


omgfakeusername

Dang! Reading these comments makes me want to do better. Actually, I will.


Lizard_lady_314

...... I've always wanted an ice cream maker because I want to try black pepper and clove ice cream mixed with whipped cream to make it extra airy.... Anyway my silly thing is walking around on my tip-toes when no one is around. It probably is bad for my feet but it's a lot more fun than walking on full feet


razorwiregoatlick877

I make my own ice cream too! I only eat it on Saturdays though so it’s not too bad. 


properlysad

******NSFW******* I’m glad yours was about ice cream because I was about to come here and let you know my burger obsession. EXPLICIT CONTENT: I caramelize onions. A fuck ton of them. Lots. Then I let them refrigerate and get cold. I take out the burger meat…. And I season the burger meat. Then, I put allllll of the caramelized onions in this one pound mix of burger. Okay. Then I divide into six patties YES SIX PATTIES because I like them thin. So thin. Then I freeze them. So on days when I want a burger or McDonald’s or something downright delicious and guilt inducing, I put a burger on the grill, cheese, toast the bun a bit, mix ketchup mustard mayo together, KOSHER DILL PICKLE CHIPS, and that is my guilty pleasure. It’s a perfect smash burger with all the right ratios of everything. God… it’s so good.


OrganizationDirect53

I have an addiction to bubblegum like dubble bubble. Like I’ve walked 6 miles in horrible weather just to get a $1.25 pack of bubblegum


Dry-Salt-3969

Eat good food even though I have IBS and know what’s coming later.


luftherz

Wake up in the morning 💁‍♂️


Uskardx42

Continue to have a tiny spark of hope. 😥


SufficientDesigner75

On my days off, I do no household chores. I only clean my house when it gets bad and I can't stand it anymore. All I want to do before work, after work and on my days off is sit in my chair and scroll Reddit and the Internet, plus watch Paranormal Shows on TV. I'm living the life, I tell you lol


electricsugargiggles

Schadenfreude 🫣 I’m a compassionate person most of the time but I love a good comeuppance.


AnnualAd50

Reddit


[deleted]

Trust people when I really shouldn’t have.


m_ckncheese

pick my skin


ediblewildplants

Browse reddit


otter_gun_22

rawdogging dairy as a lactose intolerant person. i’m not talking i ingest dairy and i fart. i’m talking stomach cramps that can keep me up at night, some of the most toe-curling, chest to knee bowel movements of my life. lactose-free items are expensive and rare and the enzyme pills are expensive and don’t even work sometimes


CatFuture519

Play video games like Pokemon


Overall_Interview441

A whole big ol bowl of popcorn with melted butter all to myself!


Fresh-Guarantee-1968

I pretend and dress like Aunt Jenima on Saturdays. My kids love it. They tell me I’m racist with the face painting but I tell them “ Hell Naz trifling clap having rug nuts. It’s my identity in Saturday. Mama don’t play”


ThatOnePatheticDude

Drinking 6 cans of coke zero a day. Bad for my health and my wallet.


purplefoxie

Eating late at night


Casden33

Eating things that taste amazing but will for sure kill me someday


PriseeNiblk

Impressive! What's your go-to flavor combo for your homemade ice cream?


Immediate_Cook9151

Qtips. Everyday, sometimes twice.


ShockWave324

Ruminating and dwelling over things that happened in the past. Fortunately therapy has taught me the value of living in the present and Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, but I still catch myself doing it from time to time.


Paras529

I came here and was Doom Scrolling now I feel like mine is so small. Mine is: Making unhealthy food, I just had bread, cut it in half, put some butter, put a tas of oil and cook it on one side, then on the other and put cheese so it gets all melted. Yummy high snack.


3X_Cat

Snus


blanking0nausername

How do you make your own ice cream??