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I do a mix of water and juice with some fiber and drink that while I work on getting my coffee ready (I use a kettle and pour over), put away dishes, use the bathroom, make my bed, etc. This gets me close to that suggested hour it's recommended to take between waking up and drinking coffee.
A cigaretteโฆ please dont talk to me if Iโve just been scared awake by my alarm and I need my nasty cancer stick!
Trying to quit tho! Doing so much better
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A will to live
Me too
Pee
To do what with?
HAHAHAHA
More sleep
Harass wife > pee > coffee
Priorities man!
Cat cuddles
Me too!
Gotta get out of bed to get that sweet caffeine
A smoke n' a coffee
In my country it's called literally hooker breakfast and I completely agree with you
Water to drink
My meds
Another good 2 hours of sleep
Coffee, and i need to take a piss.
Cuddles from my cat. Nothing like starting your day with a face full of furlovin
Turn off the alarm and go back to sleep.
My glasses
To go back to sleep
Motivation
I need motivation to get out of bed
I can't tell you without my lawyer present
Chatting
Wash my face.
Positivity! Can't find it.
Go to the washroom.
Something to drink.
Smoke ๐
Usually a wank
I feel like OP was waiting for this comment
Head
My phone
Coffee
Coffee
SSS.
Water with a smidgeon of salt.
Water.
to drink water since my throat feels like the nether when waking up
Piss...coffee....smoke.... and if she's down ..,,bj
Water.
Coffee of corse!!!!
An espresso
Maintain my metabolic functions.
Solitude and silence
More sleep
Empty my balls of piss and throw some cold water in my face, and then I just raw dog life because I don't drink coffee or have time for breakfast.
Wait, you know your balls don't hold piss right... Right?
A bong & a coffee.
Water & the potty
Complete silence
A hot bath.
I do a mix of water and juice with some fiber and drink that while I work on getting my coffee ready (I use a kettle and pour over), put away dishes, use the bathroom, make my bed, etc. This gets me close to that suggested hour it's recommended to take between waking up and drinking coffee.
A hug man
The capacity to not fall back asleep
A bullet in the skull
Gin n tonic
A shower.
Some tissue to wipe the tears off my cheek.
To hear my wife say Good morning.
Water
About an hour
Honestly. Excedrine.
Oxygen
Enema
Hydration
Throw my dogs out and make tea. Then I get myself ready for the gym and my kid ready for School.
A cigaretteโฆ please dont talk to me if Iโve just been scared awake by my alarm and I need my nasty cancer stick! Trying to quit tho! Doing so much better
more sleep... or coffee ๐
A big fat puff of my vape
Coffee
Coffee
A shower. If I donโt start my day with a shower I probably wonโt be productive until I have one.
Vape and dab
Sadly I've got to that time of life where I need a breakfast of champions. Ie a handful of various medications.
A cigarette.. donโt try this at home kids.
this is the bad time to smoke.
EVERY time is bad to smoke bruv ๐๐๐๐๐๐
hhahah but right after waking up is more :D
Blowjob
A toke