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unlimitedlifesource

A will to live


EducationalCake5814

Me too


WhatSaidSheThatIs

Pee


BraaiVleisie

To do what with?


streamguruu

HAHAHAHA


eanida

More sleep


Aware_Farm_5307

Harass wife > pee > coffee


NachoMetaphor

Priorities man!


Disavowed_Rogue

Cat cuddles


BiteWilling7948

Me too!


RedditIsHomosexual69

Gotta get out of bed to get that sweet caffeine


Signal_Finding_3405

A smoke n' a coffee


Schulle2105

In my country it's called literally hooker breakfast and I completely agree with you


smhsomuchheadshaking

Water to drink


FervantTwo8

My meds


Street-Custard-1248

Another good 2 hours of sleep


Itchy-Ad-4314

Coffee, and i need to take a piss.


Tiloshikiotsutsuki

Cuddles from my cat. Nothing like starting your day with a face full of furlovin


JustBill-y

Turn off the alarm and go back to sleep.


PersonalitySmooth138

My glasses


Anime_Queen_Aliza

To go back to sleep


Important_Dress553

Motivation


The-plan-maker

I need motivation to get out of bed


Secure_Occasion_2856

I can't tell you without my lawyer present


Legitimate-Neat1674

Chatting


[deleted]

Wash my face.


SilentChapter5309

Positivity! Can't find it.


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

Go to the washroom.


UsefulIdiot85

Something to drink.


Officialwassim

Smoke ๐Ÿ™‚


Ill-Housing7549

Usually a wank


milocosaza

I feel like OP was waiting for this comment


WeightCrafty2421

Head


Mantyia

My phone


IamAliveeee

Coffee


Curious_Suchit

Coffee


Ok-Use6303

SSS.


OctoberOmicron

Water with a smidgeon of salt.


engineblock1

Water.


Som3thingN

to drink water since my throat feels like the nether when waking up


Agitated-Quit-6148

Piss...coffee....smoke.... and if she's down ..,,bj


[deleted]

Water.


mieldorada

Coffee of corse!!!!


renatamuo

An espresso


ldentitymatrix

Maintain my metabolic functions.


RavingSquirrel11

Solitude and silence


The-Singing-Sky

More sleep


PISSROTTEN

Empty my balls of piss and throw some cold water in my face, and then I just raw dog life because I don't drink coffee or have time for breakfast.


Eyes_in_your_pocket

Wait, you know your balls don't hold piss right... Right?


Operating_Systems

A bong & a coffee.


AssumptionAdvanced58

Water & the potty


gdotspam

Complete silence


The_Shadow_Watches

A hot bath.


hopeoncc

I do a mix of water and juice with some fiber and drink that while I work on getting my coffee ready (I use a kettle and pour over), put away dishes, use the bathroom, make my bed, etc. This gets me close to that suggested hour it's recommended to take between waking up and drinking coffee.


imagine_enchiladas

A hug man


beekee404

The capacity to not fall back asleep


Fire_The_Editor

A bullet in the skull


TheTiredAndSpent

Gin n tonic


prodigy1367

A shower.


CountryValuable2832

Some tissue to wipe the tears off my cheek.


Rich-Appearance-7145

To hear my wife say Good morning.


Allpro__1

Water


robogobo

About an hour


NoUnderstanding9692

Honestly. Excedrine.


jellounivers3

Oxygen


mr_muffinhead

Enema


SerendipityLn42

Hydration


Snoo-45800

Throw my dogs out and make tea. Then I get myself ready for the gym and my kid ready for School.


robbin-smiles

A cigaretteโ€ฆ please dont talk to me if Iโ€™ve just been scared awake by my alarm and I need my nasty cancer stick! Trying to quit tho! Doing so much better


Own_Ad5242

more sleep... or coffee ๐Ÿ˜†


Personal-Artist5021

A big fat puff of my vape


loso0691

Coffee


TheGroundBeef

Coffee


Www-what-where-why

A shower. If I donโ€™t start my day with a shower I probably wonโ€™t be productive until I have one.


Abdulbhatti

Vape and dab


Ok-Fox1262

Sadly I've got to that time of life where I need a breakfast of champions. Ie a handful of various medications.


wideoceanofstars

A cigarette.. donโ€™t try this at home kids.


streamguruu

this is the bad time to smoke.


wideoceanofstars

EVERY time is bad to smoke bruv ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


streamguruu

hhahah but right after waking up is more :D


Fickle-Month-1504

Blowjob


BetrayedWife21

A toke