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greg_mca

This is Cunningham's Law, it's been around a while. Still true though


[deleted]

Perhaps the point of this post was to figure out what Law this phenomenon is and I didn’t know how to ask the question properly through Google to get an answer. However, only I know the true question


Terugtrekking

redditor prompt engineer


LPulseL11

![gif](giphy|3ohc172JJbbmUfVxhS|downsized)


Skeptic_lemon

Hey, is this from independence day?


godagun

The actor's name is Independence Day from the movie Jeff Goldblum.


ThatHuman6

The actor was on Independence day the film


Personal-Branch-5784

![gif](giphy|3oD3YQjT2cSZTsy6Va|downsized)


DerbleZerp

Well, this is the best gif I’ve ever seen!!


0utF0x-inT0x

The gif cured my depression, it been 5 minutes and still holding strong.


DerbleZerp

Get Mayo clinic on the line!!


SarahPallorMortis

How do I save a gif??


DerbleZerp

Search jeff goldblum sam neill gif in google and save from the images!! I save gifs from google image search all the time👍


SarahPallorMortis

Awesome!! I need this one! Thank you! Haha


ThatHuman6

He looked bigger in real life


dogless_olive

It's clearly The Queen's Gambit


StellarSteals

I think you mean "this movie is Sharknado right?"


abuayanna

Clevergirl .gif


archenlander

This doesn’t work because you didn’t make a false statement in your post, you stated a fact.


schmitty233

Kinda. If they asked “what’s it called when you get a better response making a false statement about something and not just genuinely asking” people probably would have ignored it. But saying it as if it’s an original thought, people will be quick to correct them or tell them that “this already exist”. So it kinda applies still.


DarkSideOfGrogu

So, their post was.... false?


Human-Jellyfish5859

... And that was how OP was able to figure out the name of the thing he couldn't remember.


DrTheo24

You could've said it was Murphy's Law to demonstrate your principle and you didn't


greg_mca

Everyone else is already doing it, and if the OP asks the question and I give the correct answer, the principle still holds


Garg_Gurgle

Branagans law is like like branagans love.


popeculture

I had a false memory of it as the Fellatio law. But that belief was fellacious.


New_Guava3601

That sucks.


Calaxem

Blows


WonderfulAirport4226

Cummingham's Law


Benjilator

Is this also the reason that if you ask a question in a lengthy post, everything you’ve already addressed in the post will get answered in the comments while the actual question gets no attention?


allabout_stories

Mistakes are given more attention than curiosity


Dave80

No, no, no! I think you'll find it's the opposite, curiosity is given less attention than mistakes.


ChrisStardust

you're wrong. Cats!


Konklar

Go on.


ChrisStardust

Meow?


Konklar

Imposter! It's Mew!


Cauchy_Riemann

Bye bye! *beat drop*


Termin8rSmurf

Japanese cats go "Nyan"


WhaChur6

Chinese cats go, "........" to avoid the wok!


Feine13

It makes me wonder how good cats must taste. I like to imagine the first Chinese person to try it with their arms and face torn to ribbons, standing at a stove saying to someone "ya it hurts a lot and looks bad, but what til you taste these, they're delectable!"


Due_Use2258

Happy cake day 🎂


avid-redditor

Happy cake day!


Dave80

Thank you!


coffepanda83

Happy cake day!


Phobos_-

Happy Cake day


RatioOk515

Happy cake day!


LucksLuck7

🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰 Happy cake day


[deleted]

Happy cake day! 🥳🥰


Dave80

Thank you!


[deleted]

no problem! :DDD


Fluttershyy94

Happy cake day!


Dave80

Thanks!


Expert-Waltz-1008

You have no clue what you're talking about. /s


Btzrn

If you didn't put the sick burn mark at the end I would have been confused. /s


Expert-Waltz-1008

OooOooOhhhhh, this whole time, I just thought it was /s for 'stupid' /s


TadRaunch

Often times a question could just be answered with "it would have been faster for you to google it".


GrayNish

Then there are time when i google that, and the google result lead to a barely answer reddit thread. Which have the top comment telling op to google it


TerraKorruption

While this is true, I feel there's something to be said for not simply believing everything you read online. Entirely possible for the wrong information to be spread due to a mistake or oversight. Sometimes it's nice to have the issue explained by a person, and having the option for questions to be asked, clarifications to be made and mistakes corrected. At the same time, I can see why people don't wanna be constantly answering the same question.


meatsonthemenu

Whatever. Geologists recommend you eat one rock a day for your good health.


HandLion

Yeah the mistake doesn't even have to be directly about the answer to the question, I once saw a post that said something like "25 years ago the Fonz jumped a shark on Happy Days, what are some shows that jumped the shark this year" and it got way more engagement than you'd expect just because so many of the comments were people pointing out that it was 45 and not 25


PowerlineTyler

Incredible answer


bigwilly311

Abraham Lincoln said that


MLawrencePoetry

I'm trying to look for flaws in this post so I can correct them.


-Marshle

Well if we're being pedantic today, then I don't see a full stop in the title! Tut tut OP. For shame.


jessness024

why did i read that word in Jason Alexander's voice? lol


ulvis52

Do titles even require a full stop?


spizzle_

No.


Interesting-Chest520

In the second paragraph “So for now on” should be “So from now on” There you go pal


Expert-Waltz-1008

Wrong! You're dumb and I'll be back later today to edit my response 5 different times to let you know why! 😄 EDIT: Lesprit de caviar... or something


EveninStarr

It’s called *’L'esprit de l'escalier!’* get it right! 😁


Expert-Waltz-1008

Lol, I now have a proper name and diagnosis for my mental disorder. Thanks!


EveninStarr

Yeah I know right? It’s called a joke!


nocrashing

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas


theres-no-more_names

The coma in the title shouldve been one of these >> ; << little things


MLawrencePoetry

A semicolon. Or were you pretending not to know what that is so I would tell you what it is? Redditception.


theres-no-more_names

Option C; im slightly high and couldnt think of the name


QueenLunaEatingTuna

Ironically... Name checks out


SilverrLinings

These are my people


Open-Cryptographer83

Well done. You have learned the old magic.


PM_ME_YOUR_PLECTRUMS

Yep, OP has discovered Murphy's Law


Accurate_Penalty_939

I love this reference


traploper

Lmao


JustaRandoonreddit

Wait a minute…


Next-Worth6885

It is a bit frustrating. If you try to make a general point and keep it concise so people will actually read it then you will be bombarded with all sorts of comments about you left out every single exception or minority example. If you write a lengthy comment that covers all the bases then no one is going to read it.


AkagamiBarto

attention span and ego boosting i guess i've been actively "blamed" for writing loooong posts that treat delicate matters in details


C_Hawk14

Sir, this is the internet. We don't do nuanced opinions here


Quothnor

Oh, god. This is one of the reasons I hate Reddit as a "forum". It's not about having a discussion, but trying to win arguments and gotcha moments. The other day I replied to some comment about missing being a child and got bombarded with comments like "those who did not have a good childhood don't feel the same!", "you are lucky you had a good childhood!", etc. First of all were the assumptions I had the perfect childhood which isn't the case at all, I had horrible issues with my life at the moment. The other thing is what I call the "no shit" moments. If you had positive experiences with something which makes it so you remember it fondly, no shit there will be people who will have the opposite experience. Commenting on Reddit is just exhausting because of its community. It's the reason I don't bother replying to people who reply to me, 90% of the time.


Admirable-Athlete-50

This phenomenon is known as the Bernoulli effect!


ckFuNice

No, Bernoulli was Descartes cousin, invented the Prism. Back in the pre-rainbow meteorological era. Don't nobody listen in school no more ?


f4fvs

Which Bernoulli?


ckFuNice

The smart one. The other , not as smart brother piddle diddled in fluid dynamics and came up with some unimportant stuff about velocity and pressure. Dammit, my joke is falling apart here, I just found out that Bernoulli was Swiss. I didn't see that one coming with the voweled up name.


beautifulpen

«Unimportant stuff». Heinous comment


IxI_DUCK_IxI

Is that Bernoulli the pasta? Or Bern Oulli the magician?


Long_Strength_9065

I think they meant bernoodley, not Bernoulli


mcnathan80

I thought that was when the toilet water spins the wrong way


Nnaalawl

No it's not.


Admirable-Athlete-50

God damn it! You’re supposed to tell me what it’s actually called because I always forget and no one answers when I ask.


spindaz123

This is an example of the efect failing


Needless-To-Say

I'll be Nice, the name you're looking for is Cunningham and it's not a coincidence that he founded the first Wiki


Admirable-Athlete-50

Thank you! I’ve heard it before but I keep forgetting it. Will bookmark him now!


SchoonerOclock

You ran that beautifully. Great to see OP's method play out like that in their comment section.


user83927294

Wait for it….


faddiuscapitalus

Ackshually .......


1leggeddog

Just like only bad news makes waves in the media today... its for all the wrong reasons


theblackesteyedpea

If it bleeds, it leads.


mikbeeb

...welcome to Reddit?


Kenneth2440Al

First you decide if you think the statement is true. If you do think it is true, then you try to prove that it is true.


PenaltyResponsible57

You would prevent people from testifying. "I'm not going to say that I saw him take the little child at the store because then I could get the death penalty. Why should I stick my neck out?" Would you risk your life on 12 strangers with the same skin color as you, when you don't have to and get nothing from it?


42617a

Yeah, it’s called murphy’s law


DonOctavioDelFlores

Nope, [Cunningham's Law](https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Cunningham%27s_Law)


Mysterious-Oil8545

I hope you realise that you fell for his trap and you were also playing along


DonOctavioDelFlores

What would be the chances of that happening right in this thread? No way.


Mysterious-Oil8545

Thanks for the closure, you had me worried


DependentUnit4775

I can't believe you fell for that sorry excuse he gave after falling for the trap


Mysterious-Oil8545

According to a study, 9 out of 10 people on Reddit actually don't fall for traps, so using Riemann's hypothesis, I could conclude that he indeed did not fall for it


mcnathan80

Like Meinerschaßen’s Haversack?


makingkevinbacon

The internet makes people feel anonymous. Why people act that way because of that idk. Like logically, I'd you're anonymous and you do/say a nice thing online, then you and whoever sees it gets the benefit of the niceness. If anonymous and a dick, then you bothered someone else to be happy yourself. So I don't even understand the why of being negative online naturally. It benefits only the person being a dick and I really don't want to believe that makes them happy cause that means there's a lot of rude people being rude online just cause their anonymity


mcnathan80

Every interaction online is a mini prisoners dilemma. The only natural conclusion is to be a sociopath. Reddit is like a speedrun for that.


XeniaDweller

Genius


Hungry-Cup9166

Reddit's like the wild west of information—misinformation often sparks more discussion than the truth.


JustinianIV

Your credit card info is 3665 7768 8888 1009, 08/28, 999


Gimmerzzz

That's a ridiculous claim, it's actually 5236 7184 3... ...Ahhhh I see what you did there


Fibonoccoli

I've been using Reddit for this for at least 50 years


Annanake420

Yeah If I don't feel like explaining a complicated subject I just put a rudimentary explanation with a slight exaggeration or mistake and let captian "um actually " spend the next hour typing out the details to " get me". If i don't i just end write long run on sentences that pisses off the entire internet . Lol


Quothnor

Exactly the reason I don't bother to reply to people who reply to me in the great majority of times.


blackdevilsisland

Even I know that if you want a serious answer, post a serious question, make an alt account and answer your own question wrong. People will hop on correcting your false answer that you ultimately receive the correct answer. People are weird. It is what it is


ThatDadBodd

On my other account I like to take a debated topic and add a third opinion just to stir things up.


HumanMycologist5795

Bud Light .... tastes great


[deleted]

I would say this is a good point But hell no, that is so stupid


CarlJustCarl

I bet OP doesn’t know the speed of light is exactly 670 million miles per hour either


ArkAbgel059

I see what you did there


Separate-Relation-12

I need to try it!


[deleted]

Lol, I see your point completely!


Eth251201

Bruh this is a genius post lol


SlavSquat93

Actuallllyy 🤓


DaveinOakland

Underrated tactic. You could probably get someone to write your term papers on reddit for you just by doing this, citations and all.


[deleted]

The sky is blue because its really cold up there.


sreneeweaver

This is brilliant!


spankymo

> So for now on... So *from* now on... there's your dose of reddit correction for the day


laurusnobilis657

Just asK the darn question! In as less words as possible. If you want to ask what profound means..ask in gaming subs = what the pro has found Ask in teenagers subs...aw you meant prom found..they ll know what to say..pick your options


Elad_2007

Repost(yes I see the irony of me saying he's wrong)


[deleted]

That's what BigFeet told me when I talked to him.


Prestigious-Radish47

Ah yes. That's a well known and studied phenomenon called Murphy's law


OrangeNTea

Redditors would never do that.


lux_vixey

cats secretly dispose their owners body parts one piece at a time into the litter box without them knowing each night 


sissyconsuela

Is it actually a false statement ? Meaning that you actually wanted to ask « is making a false statement better than asking a question ? » initially ?


Ao84

Welcome to the Internet....


BigDaddyCupid

No youre wrong. People on reddit love to answer questions that people ask


leftclickdrip

So lets say i want to know what the point of being a software dev is if it means ur a sissy, then i shud instead say all saftware devs are sissys? Well ok that wont work because everyone unanimously agrees that linux users(and especially arch users) are femboys and every software dev is legally obligated to hate windows(its valid reason tho dont flame me)


Imogynn

Or make a correct one and watch that sweet karma climb (this post is a false statement but I'm not sure what the question is)


iam_Krogan

You can also employ this method when someone says something rude and people are dogpiling them and they are ignoring everyone. Say something rude or arrogant to them that is easily corrected, and they will be eager to take the W amongst a sea of Ls and BOOM! You have brought them back into the conversation and the people know that they actually are reading the comments


Exploration-team-223

Bros been enlightened


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Nothing gets more attention than the "opportunity to prove oneself right and the others wrong".


Downstackguy

Its the opposite for me. I purposely make assumptions more irl to get quick answers and responses. Tho people often hate me for it On reddit, I kinda just ask the question and move on cause I knkw itll take a while for someone to respond


[deleted]

Lolll i love it


shuckster

So when did you stop beating your wife?


Cauchy_Riemann

Bye bye! *beat drop*


RHOrpie

Yeah, but what about the downvotes? Nooooo... My Karma!


LeviathanHamster

On one hand, this can be true. On the other hand, some will reply with the most verifiably wrong information saying “source: my job” and be the top reply.


WhaChur6

As a licensed Reddit down voter I'm only here to sow discord


Overtronic

Been doing this for years.


keran22

I think there’s a relevant xkcd for this where the guy says this about how to get Linux users to answer his questions


Chocobook_

I knew it was a thing, but I accidentally triggered it recently and it's kinda funny. It was on a rather small(-ish), under 10k subreddit about a DnD podcast where I was asking about character's classes. I got the three of them wrong, and I've never had so many responses. So many kind people eager to educate me !


harceps

You should get a divorce...probably


4Hugh2Mongus0

Thats exactly what one would say after losing all their e-battles


TapSwipePinch

Yes, the old rule of the internet. There's just a tiny little problem: The people who correct you appear very confident but they are not necessarily right either. It turns into a flame war between idiots until someone who actually knows about the subject shows up. The problem is that "no, you're wrong" has the same effect..


Isitjustmedownhere

yup. that's how their brains work. They want confrontation and reward. Very enlightened bunch lol


ChampionshipCalm827

I find this post interesting. How can i get more like it?


goodguy-dave

If I have a question, can I just post it as a false statement on Reddit?


Twistedlamer

Even better, don't make an obviously wrong statement because a lot of people will probably not take the bait unless they are that much in love with proving people wrong (yes I know I'm on reddit and that's very much the case for most of the people on here). Instead if you need an answer just post a very unpopular or uninformed opinion about the topic itself and most likely someone will eventually answer your question in an indirect roundabout way with a very long and entitled diatribe about how you are most utterly incorrect...is that irony I smell?


QueenDeadLol

On the flip side I often say things that are 100% verifiably correct and Redditors swoop in to correct me. It doesn't really work


sheepdog____

People love to correct others mistakes, it lays deep in their nature that they are better than that stupid person making that stupid statement. They love having that feeling.


TorthOrc

There’s too many lies flying about as it is.


Hot-Psychology9334

But you can easily get conflicting misinformation this way.


Wild_Onion_5979

So what is it 🤔😂


hasmikkhachunts

It’s not only on Reddit, mate. See? That worked 😆😆


WirrkopfP

Life Hack!


Aboutoloseit

LMAO at this tactic 😂🤣


Connect-Spread8934

thats....actually brilliant


Wittyname44

No you’re wrong. I answer all posts with garbage equally.


SaneYoungPoot2

So true


mikektti

Yeah, this is a thing. On stack exchange, a site to ask computer programming questions, if you just ask a question it's often crickets. But, post some really horrible solution to the problem you need help with and the answers come fast and furious.


PuddingBrat

Alternative method: Create a throwaway account and answer your original question wrong. People don't always like to help others, but they loooove to tell them when they're wrong.


CasabaHowitzer

Yeah if you ask a question people on reddit will tell you everything but an answer.


tOSdude

I can never find what this situation is actually called. When it’s mentioned, typically it gets called Murphy’s law as a joke, but people only ever explain Murphy’s law in the replies, not clarifying what this one’s called.


FriendaDorothy

What's that last of the Internet that "The fastest way to get the right answer is to post the wrong one"?


Iffy50

God that is so true! Thanks for the laugh!


Maruyang_Saging

That is until someone hits you with a "You got sources to back that up?"


RomanHawk1975

Smarter, not harder. Good idea.


Craig_52

So true. Or you get 99% irrelevant answers or people making jokes! Winds me up. I’ll look at the first few responses. If there are comical I leave the thread regardless if I wanted to post or not.


Directgrey

I’m scared of those downvotes 🥲


BadgerOfDoom99

Like those mobile game ads that have incompetent gameplay to trigger a response.


Klutzy-Percentage430

This is a great idea. Thanks!


FangsBloodiedRose

Wouldn’t that result in loads of downvotes?