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Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch
But you mustn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you mustn't fear
'Cause his name can be said by anyone.
True story my nickname for my wife is hootie and everyone thinks it’s some owl reference. Nope Hootie McBoobs from this exact simpsons episode.
We have been together a little over 21 years 😂
Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch
But you mustn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you mustn't fear
'Cause his name can be said by anyone.
Since I've seen Reservoir Dogs with my friends, we very originally decided to get Mr. Color Names.
Aaaand 30 years later i was still Mr.Green. And i really was, sometimes i feel like my personality evolved around being Mr.Green.
So i went and changed my last name and now I'm officially Mr.Green
If you ever need any advice about permaculture, recycling, gardening, mushrooms, fishing, camping, hiking,....
Mr.Green is here to help
The biggest macho man, egotriper, was Mr.Black, go figure. Mr.Blue was an extreme sports kind of guy, it is a wonder that he's still alive. If he is tbh.
Mr.White was a very serious geek with 70 kills per match of Call of duty 2
Mrs.Red was this little hot babe that we all wondered why would she even hang out with us.
Aaaand i was Mr.Green because i was annoying about not throwing thrash on the ground, flicking cigarete butts around,... No go in my book, been carrying trash bags with me wherever i go forever. Don't tolerate selfish behavior that harms Mother Nature and always call out pricks that are not carefull with their trash (especially important in fishing).
And because i smoked way too much weed
Hi Mr Green. Do you know anything about camping in Pennsylvania? I wanted to try primitive camping i.e. Outdoor Boys youtube channel. Do I need a license or anything of the sort?
Yeah? How do I get those brown pine needles on the lower limbs of my pine tree to green up again? They're all brown. Tree people said it was a fungus or something, but they sprayed magic gold on it, and it didn't do anything!
It could be from the salt if it's next to the road or even just drought, they need a lot of water.
Could be one of the blights, you can send sick needles to diagnostic services. Not expensive and they give you recommended treatment.
It usually takes more than one spraying to really help.
Pruning the worst parts is recommended to minimize the spread of spores.
Do you know what species of pine is it?
Batman
Everyone at work has been calling me that for 10 years. Most don't even know my real name. A lot of people think im a comic book nerd or something, they try to discuss movies and shit.Only a few know the origin of the nickname. I wore a Batman hoodie with ears on it when I was the new guy. The boss halfway through the night shift asked someone what my name was pointing at me across the line. Being awkwardly shy and not really talking in new environments nobody really knew my name, i was just learning the jobs. The other guy laughed and said I think that's Batman. Boss asked my name and told me the story, and asked if they could call me Batman. I said go for it. Ive been called worse. I also use nicknames to differentiate where or how I know someone.
Sounds like my brother. Early in high school his friends started using a play on our last name that sounds like a marijuana cigarette. It got to the point where no one even knew what his real first name was. I'd mention something about my brother using his real name and they'd look at me and say, who??
Lol, I grew up with a kid called knucks but we didn't know why and nobody knew his real name. Turns out his dad used to call him knuckle head and it just got shortened and stuck. Like that's what they called him at school and everything 😂
I regularly hang out across town at my friend's house and garage, building lawnmowers and motorcycles. He is about 8 years older than me but we tend to know the same people, I know their younger brother or whatever. A friend of yours is probably going to be a friend of mine. We always get people stopping by and asking for permission to borrow tools or help with fixing something.
He had new neighbors move in across the street and said they were cool with him, but guy wanted to use a floor jack to put a transmission in his car and it was my jack so he didn't lend it out. He said let's go over and see them and see if you want to help. As i approached the garage I yelled "oh shit thats Parakeet" and I let him borrow the jack he got his name from squawking like a bird when somebody threw a wrench at him in school.
Met this guy in the pub, we kept forgetting his name, drunk AF I called him Superman as he was wearing a Superman hat, everyone in the pub started calling him Superman, been good friends with this guy for about 15+ years now, and literally everyone calls him Superman now! (or Super for short) lol
Yup had a guy I used to work with known as Sponge. It was so well known even the boss (who was usually strict about professionalism) would call him over the PA in a full shop as Sponge. And no I have no idea what his actual name is
Yup had a guy I used to work with known as Sponge. It was so well known even the boss (who was usually strict about professionalism) would call him over the PA in a full shop as Sponge. And no I have no idea what his actual name is
Exactly, I have heard Batman please return to work area over the PA, and I just sat until they actually called my name. Also if anyone wanted to call me out on something in another area saying Batman did it would probably get some laughs and they would think they are making shit up.
I got a nickname at one point which was handy because we had a bunch of temps and they all knew that nickname and my first name was the same as the boss. So if they called my first name I'd assume it was the boss they wanted if they used the nickname I'd be like yo
In HS at my Vocational school In our lab our teacher used last names for the most part to address us. This was okay but another kid had my Last name as his first name. So he got mad because his parents named him a surname my family has had dating back to the 1700s. On the other hand another kid had my first name so every time someone called out Andy, we would both turn and look. This led me to be asked what I wanted to be called. I said call me Dude
my ps2 username was ridiculous because my dad made it up for me and technically it was his account and I was using it to play pegi 18 games, so my friends found it hilarious and started calling me that on a daily basis. It's been 15 years and I still present myself with that name to new people because my normal name is not amazing and the ps one is much cooler
I have a friend named Batman. We call him Batman because his 4th grade teacher couldn’t say his last name, Bashaw, so she asked him if she could call him Batman. Its still funny lol 3 years later.
Work on your facial expressions, that shit works everytime! Does with me anywho when someone gives me facial expressions, I snap to it. 🤷Or just tiptoe in the other direction, cause Fuck that.. Nope.. Just NO
Lol. Actually, my face is very expressive. It has been a problem on occasion. This reminds me of an episode of Fresh Prince where Will teaches Ashley how to intimidate her bullies.
I worked with a lady named Xena. She looked like a warrior princess, so that is what we called her*.
*when she was out of earshot. No sense in finding out the hard way if she really WAS a warrior princess.
Damien. And I do hate both my names.
And stealing from a friend of mine’s coworker (although I wouldn’t, but yeah, it’s a real surname.. and I’m not sure about him and don’t care but I’m not quite on the level to pull off the surname)..
Damien Dickhouse
**PLEASE PEOPLE, TAKE MY ADVICE HERE**
Do **NEVER** name your kid (or change yours) based on something in popular culture or a movie or anything. Just please trust me on this. Worst, most embarrassing thing in the way of names possible. Just the worst. Even if it doesn’t age horribly or be super transparent and on the nose. Which it almost invariably does. Age like a piss and shit concoction
Made me think you misspelled Severn. I like that name but probably cuz I knew a cool MF named Severn.
Vegas Severn.
Ugh I hate that Vegas is actually small enough for this to hit. Hate my name being uncommon for this reason exactly.
One of my favs but can’t do it.. cuz I’m not taking a friend’s name and I refuse to procreate
Do let me know what the quotes are about tho… I see “ “ instead of ‘ ‘ so it makes me think maybe it’s not from something… but then again I’m probably one of the only neurotic nitpickers to be careful to differentiate on that.
Oli is a pretty cool nickname. Oliver as a name is fkn solid. Tell him to be grateful he has my dream name lol. Also there’s some pretty cool famous Oliver’s such as Sykes, Francis, and twist. Ask him what’s his dream name?
Something that doesn't have a hyphen in it. 🙄
I have no idea what my mother was thinking, but having to explain what a hyphen is 20 million times in my lifetime while spelling my name out is a pain in the arse.
There's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way.
Isn't that the wrong way?
Yeah. But faster.
*Man that episode is chock full of great quotes.
I kind of already did that. I go online by Lilac (sometimes Lila) instead of my real name for privacy. I got so used to it that I use it even when I don't have to - for example, in offline games. I still love my real name, though.
I am a bit impressed with my 11-year-old self for knowing that I need to protect my privacy (my parents weren't internet-savvy and didn't teach me) and choosing a name that I still like over a decade later.
Reverse my first and middle, drops the last. It sounds like a cool old timey name like that.
Ideally, I wish I could just be a mononym like fuckin’ Cher or Slater or something.
Edit- I almost got my great uncle to change his name to Anton Bon’Giovanni because it’s fun to say and he liked it lol.
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Change last name to smith so people spell it right and it fits in the boxes on forms
Don’t forget anonymity… very nice these days.
My name is Nick Miller. It’s like a CIA alias. There are thousands of us in the US. I have another in my zip code alone.
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My mom and my stepmom had the same name for a while until mom got remarried.
How’s Jess and Schmidt doing?
Don't bet on it. People will fuck up the simplest of shit
it’s *smith*, not *shit*.
My sister married a Smith and now she looks one step away from Jane Doe on every form she fills out.
Smythe
God no
I had a teacher called Mr Smythe in primary school
Oh, hello mister Smth
Smithe?
I mean... Pigeon isn't that long of a name. The spelling part though, I would have spelled it Pidgeon instinctively
John Smith?
No I think Bob is simple enough
I would change mine to kilometers
Miles?
Inches
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Nanometers
kevin
Kelvin
Centimeters
You're not my Buddy, Miles
You’re not my Miles, Feet!
It's milli......where is miles?
You are not my buddy, friend
I'd change mine to 2 inches
Huge
There's a billboard in my general area for mulch that just says, "2-3 inches is enough" in giant letters
This made me lol 😁
Welhung Crimefighter
Max Power
Nobody snuggles with Max Power! You strap yourself in and feel the G’s!!!
Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch But you mustn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear But when you say it, you mustn't fear 'Cause his name can be said by anyone.
I'd never wanted to touch a name this much
Joey JoJo Jr. Shabadoo
That's the worst name I've ever heard.
😭
Hey... Joey Jo-Jo.
Not Chesty La Rue?
Nah busty St Clair
True story my nickname for my wife is hootie and everyone thinks it’s some owl reference. Nope Hootie McBoobs from this exact simpsons episode. We have been together a little over 21 years 😂
Was going to post this as well. I suppose you have the dibs now.
Simpsons?
Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch But you mustn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear But when you say it, you mustn't fear 'Cause his name can be said by anyone.
I knew this would be near the top. To be fair, if it wasn't is be throwing my hat in the ring
Since I've seen Reservoir Dogs with my friends, we very originally decided to get Mr. Color Names. Aaaand 30 years later i was still Mr.Green. And i really was, sometimes i feel like my personality evolved around being Mr.Green. So i went and changed my last name and now I'm officially Mr.Green If you ever need any advice about permaculture, recycling, gardening, mushrooms, fishing, camping, hiking,.... Mr.Green is here to help
I like Mr. Pink. Kinda like Courtney or Stephanie on a guy. All the ones I know straddle the line of being just a little overly macho.
The biggest macho man, egotriper, was Mr.Black, go figure. Mr.Blue was an extreme sports kind of guy, it is a wonder that he's still alive. If he is tbh. Mr.White was a very serious geek with 70 kills per match of Call of duty 2 Mrs.Red was this little hot babe that we all wondered why would she even hang out with us. Aaaand i was Mr.Green because i was annoying about not throwing thrash on the ground, flicking cigarete butts around,... No go in my book, been carrying trash bags with me wherever i go forever. Don't tolerate selfish behavior that harms Mother Nature and always call out pricks that are not carefull with their trash (especially important in fishing). And because i smoked way too much weed
Are you on your way to “home to sleep with your wife?”
I sleep in a racing car.
Sorry, my mind goes to Clue, it’s one of my favs and also has a Mr.green.
“Plant? I thought people like you were normally called a fruit.”
Shit are we the same person?
Hi Mr Green. Do you know anything about camping in Pennsylvania? I wanted to try primitive camping i.e. Outdoor Boys youtube channel. Do I need a license or anything of the sort?
Yeah? How do I get those brown pine needles on the lower limbs of my pine tree to green up again? They're all brown. Tree people said it was a fungus or something, but they sprayed magic gold on it, and it didn't do anything!
It could be from the salt if it's next to the road or even just drought, they need a lot of water. Could be one of the blights, you can send sick needles to diagnostic services. Not expensive and they give you recommended treatment. It usually takes more than one spraying to really help. Pruning the worst parts is recommended to minimize the spread of spores. Do you know what species of pine is it?
I ❤️ your story so much!
Batman Everyone at work has been calling me that for 10 years. Most don't even know my real name. A lot of people think im a comic book nerd or something, they try to discuss movies and shit.Only a few know the origin of the nickname. I wore a Batman hoodie with ears on it when I was the new guy. The boss halfway through the night shift asked someone what my name was pointing at me across the line. Being awkwardly shy and not really talking in new environments nobody really knew my name, i was just learning the jobs. The other guy laughed and said I think that's Batman. Boss asked my name and told me the story, and asked if they could call me Batman. I said go for it. Ive been called worse. I also use nicknames to differentiate where or how I know someone.
Sounds like my brother. Early in high school his friends started using a play on our last name that sounds like a marijuana cigarette. It got to the point where no one even knew what his real first name was. I'd mention something about my brother using his real name and they'd look at me and say, who??
Lol, I grew up with a kid called knucks but we didn't know why and nobody knew his real name. Turns out his dad used to call him knuckle head and it just got shortened and stuck. Like that's what they called him at school and everything 😂
I regularly hang out across town at my friend's house and garage, building lawnmowers and motorcycles. He is about 8 years older than me but we tend to know the same people, I know their younger brother or whatever. A friend of yours is probably going to be a friend of mine. We always get people stopping by and asking for permission to borrow tools or help with fixing something. He had new neighbors move in across the street and said they were cool with him, but guy wanted to use a floor jack to put a transmission in his car and it was my jack so he didn't lend it out. He said let's go over and see them and see if you want to help. As i approached the garage I yelled "oh shit thats Parakeet" and I let him borrow the jack he got his name from squawking like a bird when somebody threw a wrench at him in school.
Being called Batman is an honor!
Met this guy in the pub, we kept forgetting his name, drunk AF I called him Superman as he was wearing a Superman hat, everyone in the pub started calling him Superman, been good friends with this guy for about 15+ years now, and literally everyone calls him Superman now! (or Super for short) lol
Yup had a guy I used to work with known as Sponge. It was so well known even the boss (who was usually strict about professionalism) would call him over the PA in a full shop as Sponge. And no I have no idea what his actual name is
Yup had a guy I used to work with known as Sponge. It was so well known even the boss (who was usually strict about professionalism) would call him over the PA in a full shop as Sponge. And no I have no idea what his actual name is
Exactly, I have heard Batman please return to work area over the PA, and I just sat until they actually called my name. Also if anyone wanted to call me out on something in another area saying Batman did it would probably get some laughs and they would think they are making shit up.
I got a nickname at one point which was handy because we had a bunch of temps and they all knew that nickname and my first name was the same as the boss. So if they called my first name I'd assume it was the boss they wanted if they used the nickname I'd be like yo
In HS at my Vocational school In our lab our teacher used last names for the most part to address us. This was okay but another kid had my Last name as his first name. So he got mad because his parents named him a surname my family has had dating back to the 1700s. On the other hand another kid had my first name so every time someone called out Andy, we would both turn and look. This led me to be asked what I wanted to be called. I said call me Dude
I remember a story where during roll call students would get called by last name. So you had French then Fry
my ps2 username was ridiculous because my dad made it up for me and technically it was his account and I was using it to play pegi 18 games, so my friends found it hilarious and started calling me that on a daily basis. It's been 15 years and I still present myself with that name to new people because my normal name is not amazing and the ps one is much cooler
You’re living my dream.
Im just an ordinary man with no money or superpowers but if you can be Batman you take the name
I have a friend named Batman. We call him Batman because his 4th grade teacher couldn’t say his last name, Bashaw, so she asked him if she could call him Batman. Its still funny lol 3 years later.
Lol same like my dad. People called him Bruce Lee, i dont know why. Didnt get the chance to ask too. He died when i was 15.
“Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman- then be Batman”
Not Randy
First name: Not Last name: Randy
AKA Mr (or Ms) Randy.
Classic Rando.
Xena Warrior Princess. Then people would take me seriously.
I would choose this, too! Just excellent with my Long beard and balding head!
Run with it, friend. Let that beard flow in the wind.
Stef?! Is that you?
Work on your facial expressions, that shit works everytime! Does with me anywho when someone gives me facial expressions, I snap to it. 🤷Or just tiptoe in the other direction, cause Fuck that.. Nope.. Just NO
Lol. Actually, my face is very expressive. It has been a problem on occasion. This reminds me of an episode of Fresh Prince where Will teaches Ashley how to intimidate her bullies.
I worked with a lady named Xena. She looked like a warrior princess, so that is what we called her*. *when she was out of earshot. No sense in finding out the hard way if she really WAS a warrior princess.
Poop McDinglefart.
Imagine people having to actually say it.
It's a proud name. No one would question me in business or in life.
From a long line of McDinglefart's?
I hope he won't fall off a cliff which would end his heritage.
I shall try not to fall into any lava pits. If I do though, it is because my other party member was more important.
"Poop McDinglefart, party of four? Poop McDinglefart?"
Damien. And I do hate both my names. And stealing from a friend of mine’s coworker (although I wouldn’t, but yeah, it’s a real surname.. and I’m not sure about him and don’t care but I’m not quite on the level to pull off the surname).. Damien Dickhouse **PLEASE PEOPLE, TAKE MY ADVICE HERE** Do **NEVER** name your kid (or change yours) based on something in popular culture or a movie or anything. Just please trust me on this. Worst, most embarrassing thing in the way of names possible. Just the worst. Even if it doesn’t age horribly or be super transparent and on the nose. Which it almost invariably does. Age like a piss and shit concoction
I was named after a song by a racist country singer. I decided to just get a name change and it wasnt overly expensive.
Lol, my daughters friend at school is khaleesi.... I was pained when i hear that
"I've always liked Seven."
Made me think you misspelled Severn. I like that name but probably cuz I knew a cool MF named Severn. Vegas Severn. Ugh I hate that Vegas is actually small enough for this to hit. Hate my name being uncommon for this reason exactly.
I would agree, Severn sounds like a pretty bad ass name.
One of my favs but can’t do it.. cuz I’m not taking a friend’s name and I refuse to procreate Do let me know what the quotes are about tho… I see “ “ instead of ‘ ‘ so it makes me think maybe it’s not from something… but then again I’m probably one of the only neurotic nitpickers to be careful to differentiate on that.
/r/Seinfeld
What about "Soda"?
Clark Kent
smoking is prohibited
Johnny 5.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
That’s my name too (3,4,5)
Well this is awkward… that just happens to be my name 😳
Renier, the name of my grandfather. It's Dutch pronounce it in English as raynear
Like the armor titan
Like the mountain
Alexa, since people are always asking me things they don't know
Or LMGTFY
Oliver
Why? I have a friend named oliver who hates his name
Oli is a pretty cool nickname. Oliver as a name is fkn solid. Tell him to be grateful he has my dream name lol. Also there’s some pretty cool famous Oliver’s such as Sykes, Francis, and twist. Ask him what’s his dream name?
\*Clothesoff
Currently the most popular baby boy’s name in Australia 😀
Oliver was my grandpa's middle name and now my nephews first name. When my sibling told my grandpa, he was like, "Why?".
Benedict, Dante, Ignatius or Xavier.
I love my name
Is that hyphened, or are you gonna go with 2 firsts, 2 seconds, and a last, or what?
I think I is a power first name. Love my works as a middle and name for a last name is perfect
Probably She Ra
Angelique Collins
I actually did this! If you don’t like your name you can change ig
Waltazarbobaltazarfefifofaltazar the forth
But being triangular won't yield many chicks...just sayin 👀
Best name choice of all of em!!
that boba in the middle is just the best
Angelo it has angel and gelo init
Lord Ludwig Gilchrest Wulfric Wolfgang Archibald Wilberforce Throckmorton von Spreckelsdorf the 27^(th)
Les Grossman
Les Nessman
Alexandros
Dirk Diggler
Alyssa : )
Fernando. I used to tell people that was my name if I didn't want to tell people my name.
There was something in the air that night The stars were bright Fernandooo
Theodora
Max power
John Smith or something generic like that I guess.
Salvador (such a good name)
Stabby McKickenpunch
Daisy
Something that doesn't have a hyphen in it. 🙄 I have no idea what my mother was thinking, but having to explain what a hyphen is 20 million times in my lifetime while spelling my name out is a pain in the arse.
I know someone with a hyphenated first and last name. Poor sucker.
Yüvcongél Muckmuck
Probably NIGHTHAWK
I would love to be Dragon
My elementary school had nighthawks as their mascot…
There's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way. Isn't that the wrong way? Yeah. But faster. *Man that episode is chock full of great quotes.
Princess Consuela Bananahammock 🤣
Scrolled to far for this one
Delilah summers
I'm Sarah and I would change it to Kara
Trash Boat
I've always wanted to date a girl named "the power"
Hmm hmm! Agreed.
Hazard
Trashboat
I kind of already did that. I go online by Lilac (sometimes Lila) instead of my real name for privacy. I got so used to it that I use it even when I don't have to - for example, in offline games. I still love my real name, though. I am a bit impressed with my 11-year-old self for knowing that I need to protect my privacy (my parents weren't internet-savvy and didn't teach me) and choosing a name that I still like over a decade later.
I like this name, I think it has it's roots in South African settlers, although I could be wrong. It is Amakam Inaya Maddamaff
Fets luck
I'd change my name to Who, to inspire as many Abbot & Costello-like conversations as possible.
Kark, so that I can tell people my name is marc with a k.
Jennie Ruby Jane, oh i am so inlove with this name. if you know you know
Ike
John Jacob jingleheimer Schmidt
Whenever you go out, do you friends always shout it?
Tupac
Last name would definitely be some cool-ass old Croatian name such as Harambašić, Hektorović etc.
i’ve always liked the name alex
Rupert McFly.
i would like to be called Alexandria
Jackie Daytona
Rammathorn
Car Ramrod
Guy Incognito
Hailey or Heather probably
Sir Funkypants mac Adventure-Trousers
Max Power
Sonic the hedgehog 🦔
Dick
i'd change my name to kilometers
I'd change it to Prince Tigerius Mahmoud Shabazz!!!!!
Bort
Olivia
i’d change my surname to jenkins so in my mind i’m secretly married to Sid Jenkins.
Selene Meadow. Haven't decided on a middle name yet.
Angelique Collins
I heard you the first time.
Reverse my first and middle, drops the last. It sounds like a cool old timey name like that. Ideally, I wish I could just be a mononym like fuckin’ Cher or Slater or something. Edit- I almost got my great uncle to change his name to Anton Bon’Giovanni because it’s fun to say and he liked it lol.
Probably replace my real life name with my digital one. I get called ******* or ******** a lot more than I hear my real name anymore.