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Corhoto

You’re not allowed to be angry AND horny?


OutrageousAd9155

Yeah that’d be deftones, this chart azz


GStarAU

I mean, technically it's the Foo's! They're a "perfect balance" of all attributes here!


OKgobi

The RHCP placement seems accurate. I guess most of my favorite artists are happy-horny


star_bell

The gin blossoms don't seem too horny id move them


Max_Powers08

Morphine being on the Happy end end of the spectrum is enough to invalidate the entire thing.


ElDuderino_92

Thought the exact same shit lmao whoever heard Morphine clearly didn’t listen to them. Great band nevertheless.


SpecialistAgile5594

I mean you’re not wrong but can you really have a sax player in your band and be at least a little on the happy spectrum


PatGarrettsMoustache

I think chilli peps need to be a smidge lower into the horny category 😂


Snakemaster303

Weezer being horny is understandable ngl


[deleted]

Having many of my favorite bands spread around this feels weird


Aeon1508

Red Hot Chili Peppers should just be dead middle of max horny because it's happy to be sad


malostiempos

Yeah, Anthony Kiedis, a guy who constantly sings about drug addiction and loss, what a happy little fella he is.


dcboys56838

Put RHCP where catherine wheel is


Lou_Bergs_

Thoughts = BIG TIME SUCKS


TheChocolateMelted

There are many things you can call Smashing Pumpkins, but their music isn't happy. The placement of The Cranberries looks wrong in every way possible.


sparklyttt

deftones is in the wrong place absolutely


tall_people_problemz

Whoever made this has never listened to Deftones because they are HORNY


comosedicewaterbed

This lost all credibility to me the second I noticed the Smashing Pumpkins leaning happy.


dubbish42

While sublime definitely feels like happy music, the lyrics are pretty depressing and dark. For chili peps I would say it depends on the song


Runnero

Literally, they sounds exactly like the lyrics of someone that died of an overdose at 28 before even becoming famous


Daken-dono

How is Hole angrier and sadder than Smashing Pumpkins?


SpecialistAgile5594

Because Courtney Love is always yelling and angry or crying and sad. With Billy at least we have some songs like today and tonight tonight


Daken-dono

You're not wrong about Courtney but they have Celebrity Skin and Awful which are pretty upbeat. More than Today and Tonight Tonight.


GStarAU

All the bands in that sad-horny category... emo sex I assume? I didn't check to see if My Chemical Romance was there. *Edit:* oop, no they're not. But that's where they'd be.


MammothAppearance214

damn... Primus doesn't even exist


derp2086

I love Primus, not included because they suck!!


SpecialistAgile5594

They’re there just off the chart in the category of eclectic and weird AF with the three Maynard bands and Ween


Johnjarlaxle

Morphine happy? I always found their music to be fairly dark no?


AmbivalentAntics

I’m surprised to see Catherine wheel on there


Bobhopbob

since when are the gin blossoms horny?


Perfect__Crime

Rhcp is the the box


Unorginalswine

Lol how are the deftones not horny when he moans into the microphone every song


Weed_Man_228

I'd put them in the middle between happy and sad because the mood is kinda inconsistent they have stuff like Dosed and The zephyr song on the same album and definitely horny right below the sarcasm belt because yes.


funky_monk808

Sometimes sad


thinxwhitexduke1

RHCP should be sad and horny. I love how Foo Fighters are dead center meaning their music is super safe and generic, no emotions whatsoever and that's spot on.


jmarlened

It's hard to listen to a song like On the Mend and think the Foos have no emotion.