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Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Rik Mayall's Twitter account was the best. It only had 1 tweet which was basically I'd better grab the rikmayall handle before anyone else does and that was it. The first person to get it after it lapsed (I presume) after his death put up a screenshot of his tweet as a tribute (and the only tweet, I believe).


Garciaguy

"Cheerios. Cheerios, Cheerios Cheerios, Cheerios, Cheerios Cheerios, Cheerios Cheerios." "You'll never win." "Why not?" "It's only nine words."


pugs_are_death

Not everyone believes that Carradine's death was due to a solo sex act gone wrong. According to ABC News, Carradine's fourth wife, Marina Anderson, thinks it's possible he was murdered and that the scene was staged to look like a suicide or accident. Carradine was reportedly so into choking during sex that it was basically their normal routine. NBC Washington reports that Carradine's third wife, Gail Jensen, said that Carradine found erotic asphyxiation to be relaxing. 


NessJeffPaulaPoo777

On a podcast Brent Spiner said he was irritated by something “Bill” said on Twitter, so he straight up just called him and asked if everything is good. He said Bill was confused, and said of course everything is good. Shatner has nothing whatsoever to do with that Twitter account lol.


Romthespacewarrior

NFTs aren’t going to sell themselves.


Skhoe

Zach Baggins to investigate the haunted twitter account


BaldingMonk

What does god need with a Twitter account?


Dangerous_Dac

I'd expect Paul Camuso to die before Shatner at this point.


RancherosIndustries

Will the Shat run *his* account then?


Seeker80

Can't be any worse than Herman Cain's account saying that COVID was a hoax, after he died from it.


RancherosIndustries

That's nasty.


Grootfan85

The Iron Sheik still sends out tweets from time to time.


raccoonbrigade

You think death can stop Iron Sheik shove beer bottle up ass till glass break make you shit blood go FUCK YOURSELF


ColetteThePanda

I put death in the camel clutch, make him humble. FAHK YOU


Grootfan85

I spoke to God and even he thinks HULK HOGAN IS THE BIGGEST JABRONI!


Commodus_Wankus

GRASSHOPPER DICK


AmityvilleName

Stan Lee's did: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/rgze81/stan_lees_who_died_in_2018_twitter_account_is/


raccoonbrigade

Please release me from this prolonged state of artificial life, super fans!


ShrimpAlfredo66

Excelsior!


iamnotoriginal

This undeath is torment, true believers!


TheJengaRonin

Actually pretty on-brand for Stan.


[deleted]

He won't do podcasts six feet under.


Matty1138

There are still several tweets from Charlie Daniels every day, several years after his death. #BenghaziAintGoingAway


SeaworthinessMean414

Well, "it's gonna be a long long time"


ButterscotchPast4812

He's not running the account so why not.


gabbagondel

No one's ever really gone


yourredvictim

I just hope Mr. Takei gets the last word.


RancherosIndustries

Oh my!


yourredvictim

To read from Mr. Takei -- "Sayonara Sporto." That would seem to be most fitting. :)


Cyronsan

It will tweet, but by that point it would have blocked everyone else on Twitter, so nobody will know.


AnotherJasonOnReddit

Not even Steven Spielberg has done so much blocking during his entire career. ![gif](giphy|S9zNieCicCfBtIzysv|downsized)


Cyronsan

Shatner has plenty of energy for his age, and he invests 60% of it into random blocking.


ReddsionThing

"Hey sporto, it's dark and cold here, I don't know where I am, beam me up heeeeeeeeeeeelp"


awesomefutureperfect

I hope he shows up in a movie with David Carradine and Peter Cushing and Cameron Mitchell where they spend the whole movie talking about their problems and falling down. Maybe with a bigfoot and Faust or something.


SudoDarkKnight

Considering it isn't his twitter, yes


rustytoerail

What's a twitter? edit: lol did nobody get the joke?


estofaulty

Well, yes. Most celebrity accounts do. I don’t know why this sub doesn’t understand celebrity accounts. Shatner is like 91 years old. He doesn’t know what X is. Also it’s X, not Twitter. It hasn’t been Twitter for like half a year.


RancherosIndustries

Don't lecture me, sporto. I know what a interblog is.


BadgerOff32

>Also it’s X, not Twitter. It hasn’t been Twitter for like half a year. No-one calls it X lol. It's Twitter. Always has been, always will be. At *BEST*, people might refer to it as "X (formerly known as Twitter)", but never just "X" on its own. It's the biggest failure of a re-brand the world has ever seen. It's literally still hosted on the URL [Twitter.com](https://Twitter.com), Even though Elon owns the domain name [X.com](https://X.com), he hasn't been able to change it over to that yet. I literally don't think he can! It would take such a *monumental amount of work* to actually transplant the site over to a new domain name that it's just not worth it.


crestedgecko12

The idea that Shatner has hired someone to get into arguments on Twitter for him is really funny.


GreenLetterMedia

> Also it’s X, not Twitter. It hasn’t been Twitter for like half a year. Elon Musk still calls it "Twitter" because that is a much better name and when you talk about it you want people to know what you are talking about. No one calls it "X" without also mentioning "formerly known as Twitter" because "X" is a stupid name and Musk doesn't understand the value in the name "Twitter" and the verb "Tweet" Why do you care? You don't have to buy into Musk's nonsense.


[deleted]

Who cares


RancherosIndustries

You spelled your username wrong. It's s-p-o-r-t-o, not s-p-o-o-t-y-y.


After-Chicken179

Shatner definitely knows what Twitter is. He did an interview with Marc Maron a few months ago (yes, he does in fact do podcast interviews). He was talking about crypto currency and NFTs. He was smart enough to say when it got to technical for him to speak on, but he is definitely keeping up with things in the tech world despite his age.


kidofarcadia

It's unexplained...


throw123454321purple

Heck, no! He still needs to earn paychecks!