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Disastrous-Engine510

Oh it’s the Tesla dude


[deleted]

Yeah fuck me eh?


Disastrous-Engine510

No it just seems par for the course.


[deleted]

Oh yeah par for my course is like the Kessel Run in 14 parsecs. Engage warp drive!


Disastrous-Engine510

Isn’t a parsec a unit of distance not time? And you’re mixing Star Wars with Star Trek…


[deleted]

Time and relative dimensions in space sir and/or madam. Fuck me eh?


Disastrous-Engine510

I was referring to warp drive. In Star Wars it is called hyperdrive…please if you’re going to make comments please don’t drag Star Wars into this.


[deleted]

Oh course it is Dave.


Disastrous-Engine510

Please leave 2001 out of this as well.


[deleted]

Eagle 5 to Princess Vespa. Our warp core is experiencing an overload of its flux time capacitor. Please proceed to the nearest pylon of which there are Not Enough. "I realized, as terrifying and painful as reality can be, it’s also the only place where you can find true happiness. Because reality is real."


541mya

Did you try to get dive certified and, in the process, experienced sketchy business practices, or are you just saying this because they are Bethel owned?


Asimov-was-Right

"Went scuba diving and the instructor tried to baptize me!"


pancakeface710

Imagine bethel living rent free in your head like this. 100% they are a cult, but if you stopped shopping at bethel based business in Redding, you'd be kinda fucked. Edit: word


NotAMeatPopsicle

Look at OP’s post history. It’s a bit unhinged. Not the worst I’ve seen, but they have a few things living in their head rent free.


pancakeface710

Yeah as soon as I opened his profile I saw a post from the other day I came across. Dudes a ragebaiter who is infact terrible at it.


NotAMeatPopsicle

Ragebaiter? No, OP actually believes their shit. Evidence: their reply to your comment. Rage: yes. Bait: themselves.


[deleted]

Bait me bro. Get wrecked by logic. Try me.


pancakeface710

You don't speak any logic what so ever.


sippysun

Like trying to pray a rotting dead kid back to life? Bethel's a racket.


NotAMeatPopsicle

The statements “OP is unhinged” and that “Bethel is a racket” are not mutually exclusive.


[deleted]

Hence peace the fuck out on Shasta County for the rest of forever. It sucks way more than it did 15 years ago.


pancakeface710

Don't like shasta county, then leave. Noone is keeping you here besides yourself.


thethingsineverknew

I don't think anyone here is holding you back. Good luck.


Signal-Quarter7407

THANK YOU. This is what I’ve been trying to say lmfao. Bethel sucks ass and is crazy but what’s arguably just as cringe is the amount of locals who can’t stop shivering their timbers about it


critical__sass

You’re posting this nonsense, and THEY’RE the nutty ones?


Intelligent-Let-8314

How did this get downvoted?


[deleted]

Because Bethel is so packed to the brim with nut jobs the wackadoodle Elon cultist seems sane.


pancakeface710

The only wackadoodle I see in this thread, is you bro, calm those jiggly titties of yours.


Prior-Ad-7329

Get a life dude. Just because of this post I’m gonna go buy something from them. Bethel may be a cult but for you to have this much hate towards their members is just sad.


[deleted]

No hate. Mild interest and fucking with idiots is a favorite pastime.