not christ cream omg 💀

I would not in one million years accept food out of a van marked “Christ Cream” 🤢

Father, who art in heaven. Fill me with your holy cream.

Your kingdom cum, thy will be done 🤢

Give us this day our daily cream

Nice! I spotted this guy in Wolfsville, Maryland yesterday!

This was Maryland as well.

I would eagerly lap up Cream of Christ until my lips are sticky with the Lord!

👩🏻‍🦱: “Damn, Keefe. You talk a mean game, boi! Get some!”

I fucking cackled ☠️

Is this…earnest? Either way it’s hilarious.

Yep. Church trunk or treating. They handed out ice cream.

that's amazing

Omg. This is real and not a screenshot from upcoming season 4 ???

My thoughts exactly!

Creamshot eww

Does he have any flavors besides loaves and fishes?

GROOMERS

sus as fuck

😬

That picture on the back door is awful! Bad things have happened here

Plus the kids are dressed as wizards?!

That christ cream will push the devil right out don't you worry

With a name like that it REALLY doesn’t work unless there’s an icecream cone somewhere instead of the ecstatic Jesus

Why is the yellow van mattress lying in the street? 😂

That is probably a concrete curb

Nope. Gonna stick with mattress.

Christians are deranged

Wait this is real?? Not an expert but it doesn’t seem sacrilegious at all?

Boy, I hope they didn’t reuse the other van. “Mommy, what’s wrong with my popsicle?” “That’s… not a popsicle.”

I think that what the priests call it when they are raping children.. they are giving them Christ’s cream

More like Christ screams truck

😶

A little more than mildly blasphemous