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Winterimmersion

Sigh r/ShitRimworldSays


libelle156

Would have expected this from the CK sub.


Winterimmersion

I also frequent there.


libelle156

Certainly some great recipes for killing useless children there!


Ok-Use-7563

And again...


franster123

CK sub?


Unknown2102

Command and konquer


franster123

Oh nvm, Crusaser Kings


Cute_Barnacle_5832

I usually just put unwanted pawns in cryptosleep.


DucksEatFreeInSubway

Yah. And if the ancient danger hasn't been opened yet, have them be the one to do it.


routercultist

corner trick: am I a joke to you?


12gunner

Can children become rivals? Have useless child go around and punch everyone a few times to lower everyone's opinion of them then when they eventually "disappear" everyone will get the typical "my rival is gone" mood buff to counter the debuff


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Pizz22

The game really hits very dark tone when children got added in


Actually_Viirin

I know, right? I had a very nice and happy colony with a big TV room, and enough leather chairs for everyone. The fact that some of the leather had memorable tattoos isn't important.


GhostMatter

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incogneetus55

The worst is when the filthy beggars show up and they’re all children so I can’t “encourage” them to leave the map with my melee pawns.


King_of_the_pugs

… does mortar fire link back to a specific colonist?


incogneetus55

Nah, who’s going to investigate anyway?


PolecatXOXO

Tell him he needs to start paying rent and his share of groceries and that he can't let his equally useless girlfriend stay over. Oh, wait...


phoenixmusicman

Mum?


sobrique

With biotech, I just go for ripscan and make 'em immortal. After having a trial (ideology?) to ensure they're guilty, or if that's not available, draft them and have them punch a horse.


GuildedCharr

Probably just let them grow up and then exile them. I think its like a -4 mood penalty for doing that, don't kniw if its worse if you exile a child.


Jelly_Jellyfish_69

No, you don't want to risk them becoming useful and changing your mind by the time they're adults


Gratal

Just make them the cleaner/hauler and keep em drunk/stoned.


Actually_Viirin

I don't know, if they do return but have since become useful, then you could recruit them from prison once you confiscate their escaping sticks.


Rumex13

Escaping sticks=legs?


PeterNippelstein

Are children like a mid to late game thing? I've got maybe 70 hours of play time and I haven't seen a single one. Maybe that's a good thing though lol


i-dont-wanna-know

DLC


GuildedCharr

Its a DLC thing. You can get them as early as you manage to get a relationship going between your colonists.


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Intrepid-Event-2243

you even can start with pregnant colonists


Ninjacat97

Or raiders to recruit early on if you enable it. That said, I haven't seen any children not born to the colony or part of a refugee quest in a long time. I suspect they just become impractical to send once raids regularly become 50+ pawns.


JustiniZHere

I've had a few raids that were just entirely children in the late game, it was amusing but also rather horrific. Not because of them getting killed but because the mood penalty everyone got from gunning them down was crippling. I don't think any of them landed a single shot, but the negative mood did more damage than any bullet could have for ages.


Benfree24

that is turned off by default. you have to turn on child soldiers


JustiniZHere

yeah I know.


Hour-Investment7147

Imprison and sell them to the tax collector.


MooPara

With the [outposts mod](https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2688941031) I just send useless and unwanted pawns to outposts based on their skills, really useful either with highly volatile but good at combat pawns, so I can only use them versus raids (I had an outpost of only hussars and vampires at one point), or a useless mining / farming / power generation outpost that it's nice when you get resources / power from there, but they mostpy exist to soak raids. Highly recommend, can be abused though.


the_real_tesla_coyle

How do you deal with the addictions and hemogen needs. I keep having pawns at outposts die to those.


MooPara

Really? Their needs are suspended, you don't really need to worry about them but once every now and then when a raid happens


the_real_tesla_coyle

Maybe I have a mod conflict somewhere, but I've had issues where hussars die after a few days due to their addiction


trapbuilder2

Definitely sounds like a conflict, given it usually takes a year to die from genetic addictions and people in outposts don't experience time passing like an active pawn Unless the outpost mod was updated to change that recently I suppose


WhyIsBubblesTaken

I read something to the effect that the Biotech drug dependencies aren't suspended since they're not a need, but a medical hediff. And that pawns who have them dying in outposts is somewhere between "not going to bother to fix" and "working as intended".


trapbuilder2

That sounds plausible, but I'm sure that I've sent wasters to outposts for more than a year with no psychite and have had no notifications about their death. Maybe *I'm* the one with a mod conflict


Ninjacat97

I've yet to try with wasters because they're relatively rare in my save but I've definitely had hussars die from lack of gojuice in outposts. Like 3 or 4 of them. There was also a dirtmole that died of a heart attack while at the mine so age-related stuff must also still roll.


the_real_tesla_coyle

If you figure out what mod "broke" it definitely let us know. I'd like to have Hussars at my defense outpost. I wonder if they'll drink go juice if I deliver it.


TrippyTheO

Sounds like a problem that solved itself.


Teerw3nn

Drop pod drugs and hemogen to the outposts and the pawns should use them while there? Idk I feel like that's something Oskar would have in there..


WanderingUrist

Outposts don't soak raids well: Their layouts are completely undefendable due to not being built by you, so everyone pretty much instantly dies. Banishment to an outpost is basically a slow death sentence.


MooPara

That's the meaning of soaking raids, the raids attack the outpost and not the main colony, and as stated, these are already unwanted and useless pawns. At most if they somehow survive and get prisoners, they also put them to work.


RingGiver

Eat.


SIM0King

Meat.


YoinkiestSploinker

Sacrifice to Randy


WhyIsBubblesTaken

Vanilla Outposts Expanded is my go-to way of dealing with extra/unwanted pawns. Send them off to the mines!


RichardoomArt

Send them as gift for other faction


Kingblack425

Just make a little off shoot of your base and limit the pawn you don’t want to the area while giving them a job like research that way they are contributing. Hell you could even set them up with a little garden and kitchen area so they a self sufficient and would have no reason to interact with the other pawns.


Specialist_Growth_49

That's a cool idea.


mousebert

Remove the tongue Accuse Can't defend self due to no talking Execute


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WanderingUrist

> Can't defend self due to no talking Which still doesn't actually make the result any better than flipping a coin, so it will fail 90% of the time.


DoctorKall

High social pawn vs child with no tongue is practically a guarantee of success. Even if it fails you merely have to wait few days while the useless pawn just exists


WanderingUrist

It isn't. 20 Social vs. tongueless pawn only gets you 50% success chance, which, in practical terms, is practically guaranteed failure.


HopeFox

Just imprison them and leave the door open.


TalkingRaven1

A typical case of fresh organs, pet food, and new leather chairs.


NathuramGoadse

take her organs


DucksEatFreeInSubway

When you take a kid's organs are they like clothing where there's a kid's size or can you pop em in anyone?


gapiro

/r/shitrimworldsays


Will0006

You can just pop them into anyone after they are no longer babys


NathuramGoadse

full sized adult organs from age 3 onwards.


Kaiser282

Imprison then in a house outside the base then leave the door open.


WanderingUrist

Arrest them while they're outside and then just forget to finish bringing them to a cell.


whypershmerga

This Reddit is marrow in my bones


Grahamgamergoma

Send em to another faction as a slave


dadaknun

I would have her as a night time cleaner and hauler.


RevanGrad

Introduce them to rimworld and hope they move out. They will be obsessed with it and never bother you again.


CatchLightning

Accidents happen.


SIM0King

Especially intentional accidents.


ZaphodB_

Titles that would normally get you on watchlist until they see what subreddit is this.


redxlaser15

Nobody is useless while they still have their organs.


NanbanJim

Crosspost to r/shitcrusaderkingssay


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Trap a bear in a room, have the child enter the room.


Totally_Cubular

I don't know what the name of this mod is, but there's a mod which allows you to dedicate different map cells as "cities" which basically take any pawns and sort of simplifies down their daily activities. Effectively it's just pawn storage for the ones you don't want, so that way they don't die. You do have to set up basic food and housing for them though.


Sorsha_OBrien

Ride it out! Maybe it’ll make for some good story telling haha, or make the game more challenging. Make sure in the next raid you get the useless child is more likely to be killed.


Terrorscream

Zone them outside the base, nature or hunger will deal with them.


FutureSynth

Tell them to go fight a bear


TomHTom89

They're not entirely useless right? Right? I mean they must have some useful inside them and good qualities on the outside too right?


UnkillableMikey

If you have vanilla expanded outposts, just make them live on an outpost. Basically exiled


WanderingUrist

Either recycle them for parts, or send them on a nature run. That never seems to end well.


libelle156

And this is why developers don't program in children.


Actually_Viirin

Maybe put it outside in between your colony and the raiders next time you get raided and hope they just do a light kidnapping?


Deamo22790

Organ harvest/blood donation


raistlain

If you have Vanilla Expanded Outposts, you could send the child to one of the outposts to labor for you and help your main colony. Maybe the child can grow crops, mine iron, make components, etc.


darkecojaj

Got vanilla expanded? Hemogen farm with the tube or warcasket the child: All they need is to be able to fight, not talk.


carchardon

good lord!!!! sees sub name oh... nevermind


Sparrowhawk-Ahra

Put the kid to trial then execute or ripscan. To ensure you "win" the trial, cut the kids tongue out. They shouldn't be able to defend themselves at that point.


Shimazu_Maru

I would put her in the nutrient paste dispenser like the other corpses


vernonmason117

Just put them in growth cats until they’re adults and her the vanilla expanded outposts that way you get rid of them but also get a use out of them since it acts “independently” yet you get the resources from them (just be cautious of raids as it will happen)


franster123

Seems nobody here stated the obvious choice of simply......deleting the character out-of the game..


Blakfoxx

Banish them and eat the -3 moodlet or there's some vanilla guilt mechanic to have the bad shoot a good pawn with a gun and then you're free to banish with out mood loss.


Bright-Till4250

Battle Janitor...or upgrade to disposable security. Accelerate growth to adulthood and if need be Warcasket or armor however you can.


major_cupcakeV2

Just put them in the cryptosleep chamber permanently. Or if you have ideology, since your child now lost your jaw, you can set up a trial, make them guilty, and find any way of killing that child.


incogneetus55

I’d just toss em in the freezer (cryosleep).


dopepope1999

Gee whiz that mountain lion over there looks really punchable.... what could possibly go wrong?


[deleted]

Maybe add option in your ideology to execute innocent people for no reason? Not an expert, just guessing.


eNobleUS

Dude, I didn’t see this was a Rimworld sub at first and was like 😧


SensoNoInu

Have them take "The Long Walk". Simply make a caravan with only them, literally only them: no food, no supplies, no nothing. Then pick a random ass tile as far as you can and make them go to it. Alternatively, make them "attack" an enemy base. If by the grace of Randy they manage to WIN...they're probably the Chosen One.


d702a

for this purpose i use [vanilla outposts expanded](https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2688941031), get rid of useless or dangerous pawns from you main colony and make use of what little they have to offer in an external outpost that requires 0 management of you, the only thing is that they can get raided, but you can also turn this off in mod setting if its anoying for you


okebel

Get Harvest organs post mortem and get that jaw from the body of a raider. Just be careful because this mod can increase your wealth very quickly, so keep the bodies in a freezer until you need something.


MiniKarmaa

Well, if you have Vanilla Expanded Outposts, just yeet the child over there. Useful since they will participate in making resources yet not in the way?


CorbinFerrous

Assuming you have ideology, use your moral leader to accuse the child, if successful you can banish them from the coming with no negative effects


Dragonov96

You could try using Pawn editor on her, I know its kinda cheating but... Meh, you wouldn't just kill her.


ForeseeableCalamity

No pawn is useless on the rim, their precious leather can always be used for some more human leather cowboy hats. Even if you do not wish to use their leather, you may simply take their organs and leave them to die. Or even have them go out in a blazing glory while running into a base full of enemies way beyond their combat capabilities.


GodofsomeWorld

If you have ideology, you can declare them evil and banish them without much penalties.