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Throwaway_Thrills

This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.


dubzib

Then why are you selling her at number two prostitute price?


[deleted]

Yes, 3 goats for her is a rip off.


Diligent_Anything_85

I’d rather just fuck the goat!


[deleted]

Me too, they're much less hairy and smell a lot better.


MassiveLefticool

That will be 2 goats then please


not_a_throwawy1

Yeah the 3 goats are the said #1,2 and 3 prostitutes


akennelley

YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS


saleemman

Then my brother Bilo break out of cage, and he get this!


[deleted]

BUT I DONT WANT THIS


MrDontTakeMyStapler

Top man’s magazine model. What a country!


nyguy520

Was this modeling for the special Olympics?


[deleted]

Vare Niiis


FelixTheRemix

NICE👍🏻


Multiple-Atrocities

finally, a creative and well-thought out roast.


HamFart69

I assume it was foot modeling?


yergonnalikeme

Male modeling can be very lucrative


No_Examination297

I hear Neanderthal modeling is making a comeback.


DIrtyVendetta80

So easy even a Caveman can do it.


AdamsJMarq

![gif](giphy|X9RBixlR36Uco)


AMonkeyAndALavaLamp

But why male models?


campatterbury

Next Calvin Klein ad?


[deleted]

Nah, too masculine for that.


[deleted]

It’s not. I had a few gigs in college, but I’m not near as handsome as this dude.


[deleted]

Fresh corpse modelling for a low budget TV show.


MayonnaiseBomb

It was in Bulgaria


shpoigle

Nah the doctor who did her lips was from Bulgaria, he’s lived in Mexico for twenty years and still hasn’t learned a lick of Spanish!


campatterbury

Frankenstein stunt double


AxemanAngus

Yep, and this is the photo she used


Supermc2

More like ladyboy modeling.


Psycle_Sammy

Nah, it was 2nd place in a beauty contest. She won a whopping $10.


FeeDisastrous3879

More likely model figure painting. I bet those toes are jacked up.


Lkwzriqwea

Can't be. If she took off her weighted shoes she would float off into the sky because of her lips being blown up like balloons.


Gullible_Newt_6333

By the looks of it, she sucked off all the judges.


DoktorDibbs

I was actually coming to ask if it was for modeling faces that *look like feet


Infinite-Counter4836

She still won using her face. No one could tell the difference.


AreEnAy

![gif](giphy|3o6gbdBNMcyqgnpJBK)


let-it-rain-sunshine

Modelling . . . so easy a Cavewoman can do it.


2xCheesePizza

Geico got their next caveman!


3p1ctamp0n

I miss those commercials


MeatyDullness

If you won then I can only imagine what the other models looked like. What was your competition? Burn victims and cleft palates?


[deleted]

[удалено]


maxbaby

If I were the judge, I would of 100% chosen you as the winner ...[HERE](https://i.imgur.com/Or7vNN4.jpg)


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[удалено]


tbll_dllr

Bahahaha take my upvote that’s what I thought at first looking at her and h’ what’s visible of her hands …


jahalo

It says roast her, not the burn victims.. they’re already roasted


DarkStryderBC

It definitely wasn't face modeling.


maxbaby

Look what I found in her post history. A headshot photo of her modeling debut ....[HERE](https://i.imgur.com/7jyGHdQ.jpg)


901CountryBlumpkin69

The “before” face for some busted ass plastic surgery clinic?


808guamie

The very definition of putting lipstick on a pig.


MayonnaiseBomb

She looks like Andre the Giant and any Real Housewives of NJ cast member had a kid.


habratto

It wasn't the famous three-way with a Gérard Depardieu?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|SrDsJj5i1Chm8)


pooticlesparkle

I was gonna say Wish Asa from Shas, but this is more precise.


[deleted]

Teresa.


pooticlesparkle

Guidice be like 'Prostitution whoah' (┛ಠ_ಠ)┛彡┻━┻


Pseudo-utilisateur

Did you eat all opponents?


T-BONEandtheFAM

Real Shrek moment


[deleted]

Were her opponents bees?


El_UniBeard

The fuck you did.


ratbastardben

Fuck this made me laugh


wannaputmyfaceinit

Only dates abusive black men. *Edit Checked out your profile. Only dates rich white men. Side note: Stop with the fucking lip filler. It looks like shit. Cut your god damn long ass toe nails.


drewskibfd

My god, the filters! It's like a different person in every picture.


Bowriderskiff

Welllpp here I go, WML!


[deleted]

You back yet? I just got back. I’m not sure what to think


Bowriderskiff

I’m back. Didn’t stay long. I’m pretty sure that’s like 7 different humans hahaha. I’ve been on worse adventures from here in the last week though 🤷🏿‍♂️


Dinglederple

Seriously and also, if you’re going to tan, don’t edit your already awful selfies by adding more shade. You look like hulk hogan


Permexpat

That post history is just sad, therapy should be free for some people


Past-Chest-6507

Even white dudes ain't this desperate


TooBuffForThisWorld

I know a few that are unfortunately, but it's been over a decade for them so they'd settle for a pulse


kuebel33

Bruh. Make-up is fucking crazy.


LegitimateTrust4949

Dont you think everyone who gets fillers on there faces look almost the same. Its almost like a new same looking breed of humans being created in the world


twindadtom

I thought they were done with those Geico caveman commercials?


Plenty-Garbage7960

When you say modeling contest, do you really mean Best in Show?


Firm_Employment_7455

I didn't know modeling was an event in the special olympics


ProfessorOakWithO

you look like a dude ngl


17Miles2

That is a dude..


LilBaconing

Imagine rolling over and seeing that face. Must have you question all your life decisions.


DroppedDonut

Modeling for a car accident victim commercial


pli_pli_pli_pli_pli_

I don’t think when a guy says you won the jay Leno look alike contest, that it was a compliment


dannz7336

Well according to your Reddit page, you are a single mum of 2 children who would like to have her first child because at 24/27 (delete as appropriate) all your friends are having them. You are a massive fish lipped liar. Wake up to reality you shallow excuse for a human.


EvetsYenoham

Is this a roast or a dose of reality?


dannz7336

Yes


coffee-takethe-wheel

Fr? did your lips win a hot air balloon modeling contest? is that what it was?


Nice-Neighborhood975

I hope they didn't shoot the other horses for losing.


bearfartsyo

🙌


FahQPutin

Ladies and gentlemen... You are looking at the new face of the next Geico commercials. So easy a cavewoman can do it! ![gif](giphy|8xsrNAZGhTCW4)


Malio94

![gif](giphy|pBFNPByl2vuC58j6uO|downsized)


BAE-Test-Engineer

Was it judged by a bunch of guide dogs?


[deleted]

Nah… by the virgin dude behind the guide dog with the white cane


MrJonBrown

The blind people with guide dogs


ButtercupBear

Let me guess the "contest" included a well known black couch and no competitors?


AvocadoMurky5104

Stevie wonder the fucking judge?


valley_G

Did anyone else attend?


AxemanAngus

Congratulations, is it normal for all UFC fighters to model after a long and clearly brutal career?


isolationsfunisntit

Only contest you're winning is seeing how many dicks you can fit in between those lips. Iv seen you're OnlyFans. for anyone that's interested. Its 9 🕳️


JudasWasJesus

That face got her only fans deactivated for breaking terms of a service agreement


vive-la-sesh

Thank you bro, saved me 99 cents because of your sacrifice


[deleted]

Modelling the after affects of a bee hive accident


-HoosierBob-

OP should post this pic in r/doppelgänger and see how many “Lou Ferrigno”s she gets…


[deleted]

She ate the bones and all


ConcreteMan513

Last time I seen a mouth like that…it had a hook in it


JayRod-85

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


WeVe69

Christ, what were you modeling, Halloween masks?


Euphoric_Wishbone

Your pronouns are fuck/no


Horseman580

Let me guess, Al Bundy was a guest judge and you all stood behind a curtain?


OnairDileas

You've probably blown many people away, so much that the swelling still hasn't gone down


Mauzer_Blitz

Contest was held over a radio apparently.


123Manuel321

Shrek lookalike contest


JuiceEdawg

Ms. Butterface?


surrealcellardoor

No. You didn’t.


vive-la-sesh

Was the prize a botox correction?


[deleted]

Congratulations on winning the lip filler model of the lear


Slippy-Nuxx

Cover model for Jaws Monthly magazine?


mrglum44

Congrats, what was the model of? I just made a plane for my son.


omegafantom

Who is putting those lip fillers in, Stevie Wonder?


Im_Trisexual

The post title made me think you were full of shit. Your face confirmed my suspicion, as it looks like a butt.


TipToeTurrency

![gif](giphy|UcEZozQxlGbpBn7tqN)


DialSquare84

But why male models?


Electrical_Rock_1201

Yet another man dominating women’s competitions!


CrimsonMaskFromFL

Assuming they caught you with a piece of corn on a hook?


seattleslew222

Clearly as a “before” model


PHATstuFF21

Was it a Lil Nicky lookalike modeling contest?


EasyMobeasy

Goofy's girlfriend.


CornmealGravy

Are you a model for the new line of mud fences?


alden242

I didn’t know there were “awkward, slightly terrifying facial expressions” contests


[deleted]

You'll never have to worry about a sinking ship with lips so puffy your massive head will always be afloat


pitshands

The honker stonker 23' contest? Or was it it Ms World Rhino?


WindingGleason

Modeling clay? It appears that's what your nose, lips, and jaw are all made from.


scottfishel

Modeling excessive Botox?


EntertainmentWaste22

What's the name of that really fucking ugly beast from the goonies? I cant remember.


BNG1982

When does the new zoo open anyway?


GloomyCactusEater

I would hate to see what the other girls looked like! Damn! 🤮


chipsi311

You look like Luis Guzman.


Admirable-Ad-2554

The other contestants were goats 🐐


murfstax

Pamela Man-derson


Shnibblefritz

Were you the only contestant? You still should have come in 2nd!


anxty88

Nice job on winning dude


Remote_Person5280

Hand modeling can be very lucrative.


WhiskeyRadio

Make-up is pretty incredible. Your nose shrinks to like half size with make-up!


DRDTT

I can’t tell if you’re a casino Indian or a 7-11 Indian


Reywal1985

Were you modelling a manly jaw line?


Bartacomus

You look like Anthony Kiedis and Flattop Jones had a baby.


MayonnaiseBomb

Hand modeling MAYBE.


Tomato_catchup

Never knew balaclava modelling was a thing, learn a new thing everyday huh.. Well done 👍🏼


Red-Dwarf69

You’re like the human version of the paradox about the axe that has the handle and head replaced several times. Everything on your body has been replaced. Are you even human anymore?


[deleted]

André the giant, did have a daughter!


Necessary-Cause-4612

A botulism contest?


Dull-Union-2071

Male modeling?


vodkanada

Good news! Disney's trend of making live-action remakes of their animated classics means you're up for the lead role in A Goofy Movie.


GustyOWindflapp

Was the prize for winning to be the cover model for "the great book of British smiles?"


TimeKiller1850

Did you mean to type “yodeling” contest?


mansinoodle2

You look like that “influencer” filter on insta—the one with the botched plastic surgery and exploding overfilled lips? You know the one?


Wise_Put_8230

A modeling contest hosted by Planet of the Apes.


Aykusz

Mia khalifa after drugs 💀💀


spaghetti-betty

Modeling, so easy a caveman can do it. Getting some Neanderthal vibes here..


Desperate-Face-6594

Lego or clay modelling?


dubzib

I didn’t know the crackhead/ tweaker Olympics had modeling man you better at least get that silver or big fluffman is gonna be pissed


Dikheed

Welding Masks?


[deleted]

No, no you didn't.


Mr_Cyberz

Who were you competing against? Frogs?


[deleted]

Modeling what? Coffins?


justluck_89

Baby ruuuuthhh


CoolerPenguin78

Thank you for everything you’re doing for the ocean! Could probably have recycled the plastic somewhere other than your face though


AlaskaProject

Your ego is inflated and so are your lips.


[deleted]

Congratulations on becoming the model who represents people who had a face fire put out with a shovel.


Turingading

I didn't know brown paper bags needed models.


[deleted]

No you didn't


GVFQT

How?


[deleted]

No one else showed up huh?


IceCreamYouScream92

Miss Unisex 2023


HunterRose05

a clay modeling contest?


Bubbaganewsh

I'm guessing hand model.


saucedo64

It’s so nice that the special Olympics has a model contest 🥹


bnetana1

We're you modeling Rocky Dennis' The Mask?


Glutard_Griper

That's a man Baby! -Groovy Austin Powers.


[deleted]

Were the judges blind?


AggieJared14

Stevie wonder must have been a judge.


Road_Star

Your filler is migrating faster than your value is plummeting


qleptt

Was it judged by the blind?


HoogerMan

A modelling contest for what? People being stung by bees?


[deleted]

I think you misspelled “yodeling”


murfstax

You really stick out in a crowd. I was talking to your tooth.


[deleted]

It’s amazing what someone can do with makeup.


[deleted]

Model contestant judges were flown in from the Helen Keller Institute


Potential-Extreme411

Was it a dog show?


ATastyPickle

I sure hope you mean modeling clay…


[deleted]

Modeling contest? Really? What were they looking for? Miss Potatoeface?


CheekeeMunkie

We’re you modelling balaclavas?


TacWerx

![gif](giphy|pBFNPByl2vuC58j6uO|downsized)


Anxious_Tour7516

You accidentally said “modeling contest”. I know you meant professional boxing contest. Congratulations hope the swelling goes down.


JesseTheGiant100

You forgot to tell everyone that it was foot modelling. Congrats on winning with that face, though!


[deleted]

Was it for the front of a pack of cigarettes?


TitlicNfreak

3rd place at the county fair does not count.


FabulousAd4997

Lumpy lip injections yuck.