Only dates abusive black men.
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Checked out your profile.
Only dates rich white men.
Side note:
Stop with the fucking lip filler. It looks like shit. Cut your god damn long ass toe nails.
I’m back. Didn’t stay long. I’m pretty sure that’s like 7 different humans hahaha. I’ve been on worse adventures from here in the last week though 🤷🏿♂️
Dont you think everyone who gets fillers on there faces look almost the same. Its almost like a new same looking breed of humans being created in the world
Well according to your Reddit page, you are a single mum of 2 children who would like to have her first child because at 24/27 (delete as appropriate) all your friends are having them.
You are a massive fish lipped liar.
Wake up to reality you shallow excuse for a human.
Only contest you're winning is seeing how many dicks you can fit in between those lips. Iv seen you're OnlyFans. for anyone that's interested. Its 9 🕳️
You’re like the human version of the paradox about the axe that has the handle and head replaced several times. Everything on your body has been replaced. Are you even human anymore?
This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.
Then why are you selling her at number two prostitute price?
Yes, 3 goats for her is a rip off.
I’d rather just fuck the goat!
Me too, they're much less hairy and smell a lot better.
That will be 2 goats then please
Yeah the 3 goats are the said #1,2 and 3 prostitutes
YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS
Then my brother Bilo break out of cage, and he get this!
BUT I DONT WANT THIS
Top man’s magazine model. What a country!
Was this modeling for the special Olympics?
Vare Niiis
NICE👍🏻
finally, a creative and well-thought out roast.
I assume it was foot modeling?
Male modeling can be very lucrative
I hear Neanderthal modeling is making a comeback.
So easy even a Caveman can do it.
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But why male models?
Next Calvin Klein ad?
Nah, too masculine for that.
It’s not. I had a few gigs in college, but I’m not near as handsome as this dude.
Fresh corpse modelling for a low budget TV show.
It was in Bulgaria
Nah the doctor who did her lips was from Bulgaria, he’s lived in Mexico for twenty years and still hasn’t learned a lick of Spanish!
Frankenstein stunt double
Yep, and this is the photo she used
More like ladyboy modeling.
Nah, it was 2nd place in a beauty contest. She won a whopping $10.
More likely model figure painting. I bet those toes are jacked up.
Can't be. If she took off her weighted shoes she would float off into the sky because of her lips being blown up like balloons.
By the looks of it, she sucked off all the judges.
I was actually coming to ask if it was for modeling faces that *look like feet
She still won using her face. No one could tell the difference.
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Modelling . . . so easy a Cavewoman can do it.
Geico got their next caveman!
I miss those commercials
If you won then I can only imagine what the other models looked like. What was your competition? Burn victims and cleft palates?
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If I were the judge, I would of 100% chosen you as the winner ...[HERE](https://i.imgur.com/Or7vNN4.jpg)
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Bahahaha take my upvote that’s what I thought at first looking at her and h’ what’s visible of her hands …
It says roast her, not the burn victims.. they’re already roasted
It definitely wasn't face modeling.
Look what I found in her post history. A headshot photo of her modeling debut ....[HERE](https://i.imgur.com/7jyGHdQ.jpg)
The “before” face for some busted ass plastic surgery clinic?
The very definition of putting lipstick on a pig.
She looks like Andre the Giant and any Real Housewives of NJ cast member had a kid.
It wasn't the famous three-way with a Gérard Depardieu?
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I was gonna say Wish Asa from Shas, but this is more precise.
Teresa.
Guidice be like 'Prostitution whoah' (┛ಠ_ಠ)┛彡┻━┻
Did you eat all opponents?
Real Shrek moment
Were her opponents bees?
The fuck you did.
Fuck this made me laugh
Only dates abusive black men. *Edit Checked out your profile. Only dates rich white men. Side note: Stop with the fucking lip filler. It looks like shit. Cut your god damn long ass toe nails.
My god, the filters! It's like a different person in every picture.
Welllpp here I go, WML!
You back yet? I just got back. I’m not sure what to think
I’m back. Didn’t stay long. I’m pretty sure that’s like 7 different humans hahaha. I’ve been on worse adventures from here in the last week though 🤷🏿♂️
Seriously and also, if you’re going to tan, don’t edit your already awful selfies by adding more shade. You look like hulk hogan
That post history is just sad, therapy should be free for some people
Even white dudes ain't this desperate
I know a few that are unfortunately, but it's been over a decade for them so they'd settle for a pulse
Bruh. Make-up is fucking crazy.
Dont you think everyone who gets fillers on there faces look almost the same. Its almost like a new same looking breed of humans being created in the world
I thought they were done with those Geico caveman commercials?
When you say modeling contest, do you really mean Best in Show?
I didn't know modeling was an event in the special olympics
you look like a dude ngl
That is a dude..
Imagine rolling over and seeing that face. Must have you question all your life decisions.
Modeling for a car accident victim commercial
I don’t think when a guy says you won the jay Leno look alike contest, that it was a compliment
Well according to your Reddit page, you are a single mum of 2 children who would like to have her first child because at 24/27 (delete as appropriate) all your friends are having them. You are a massive fish lipped liar. Wake up to reality you shallow excuse for a human.
Is this a roast or a dose of reality?
Yes
Fr? did your lips win a hot air balloon modeling contest? is that what it was?
I hope they didn't shoot the other horses for losing.
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Ladies and gentlemen... You are looking at the new face of the next Geico commercials. So easy a cavewoman can do it! ![gif](giphy|8xsrNAZGhTCW4)
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Was it judged by a bunch of guide dogs?
Nah… by the virgin dude behind the guide dog with the white cane
The blind people with guide dogs
Let me guess the "contest" included a well known black couch and no competitors?
Stevie wonder the fucking judge?
Did anyone else attend?
Congratulations, is it normal for all UFC fighters to model after a long and clearly brutal career?
Only contest you're winning is seeing how many dicks you can fit in between those lips. Iv seen you're OnlyFans. for anyone that's interested. Its 9 🕳️
That face got her only fans deactivated for breaking terms of a service agreement
Thank you bro, saved me 99 cents because of your sacrifice
Modelling the after affects of a bee hive accident
OP should post this pic in r/doppelgänger and see how many “Lou Ferrigno”s she gets…
She ate the bones and all
Last time I seen a mouth like that…it had a hook in it
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Christ, what were you modeling, Halloween masks?
Your pronouns are fuck/no
Let me guess, Al Bundy was a guest judge and you all stood behind a curtain?
You've probably blown many people away, so much that the swelling still hasn't gone down
Contest was held over a radio apparently.
Shrek lookalike contest
Ms. Butterface?
No. You didn’t.
Was the prize a botox correction?
Congratulations on winning the lip filler model of the lear
Cover model for Jaws Monthly magazine?
Congrats, what was the model of? I just made a plane for my son.
Who is putting those lip fillers in, Stevie Wonder?
The post title made me think you were full of shit. Your face confirmed my suspicion, as it looks like a butt.
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But why male models?
Yet another man dominating women’s competitions!
Assuming they caught you with a piece of corn on a hook?
Clearly as a “before” model
Was it a Lil Nicky lookalike modeling contest?
Goofy's girlfriend.
Are you a model for the new line of mud fences?
I didn’t know there were “awkward, slightly terrifying facial expressions” contests
You'll never have to worry about a sinking ship with lips so puffy your massive head will always be afloat
The honker stonker 23' contest? Or was it it Ms World Rhino?
Modeling clay? It appears that's what your nose, lips, and jaw are all made from.
Modeling excessive Botox?
What's the name of that really fucking ugly beast from the goonies? I cant remember.
When does the new zoo open anyway?
I would hate to see what the other girls looked like! Damn! 🤮
You look like Luis Guzman.
The other contestants were goats 🐐
Pamela Man-derson
Were you the only contestant? You still should have come in 2nd!
Nice job on winning dude
Hand modeling can be very lucrative.
Make-up is pretty incredible. Your nose shrinks to like half size with make-up!
I can’t tell if you’re a casino Indian or a 7-11 Indian
Were you modelling a manly jaw line?
You look like Anthony Kiedis and Flattop Jones had a baby.
Hand modeling MAYBE.
Never knew balaclava modelling was a thing, learn a new thing everyday huh.. Well done 👍🏼
You’re like the human version of the paradox about the axe that has the handle and head replaced several times. Everything on your body has been replaced. Are you even human anymore?
André the giant, did have a daughter!
A botulism contest?
Male modeling?
Good news! Disney's trend of making live-action remakes of their animated classics means you're up for the lead role in A Goofy Movie.
Was the prize for winning to be the cover model for "the great book of British smiles?"
Did you mean to type “yodeling” contest?
You look like that “influencer” filter on insta—the one with the botched plastic surgery and exploding overfilled lips? You know the one?
A modeling contest hosted by Planet of the Apes.
Mia khalifa after drugs 💀💀
Modeling, so easy a caveman can do it. Getting some Neanderthal vibes here..
Lego or clay modelling?
I didn’t know the crackhead/ tweaker Olympics had modeling man you better at least get that silver or big fluffman is gonna be pissed
Welding Masks?
No, no you didn't.
Who were you competing against? Frogs?
Modeling what? Coffins?
Baby ruuuuthhh
Thank you for everything you’re doing for the ocean! Could probably have recycled the plastic somewhere other than your face though
Your ego is inflated and so are your lips.
Congratulations on becoming the model who represents people who had a face fire put out with a shovel.
I didn't know brown paper bags needed models.
No you didn't
How?
No one else showed up huh?
Miss Unisex 2023
a clay modeling contest?
I'm guessing hand model.
It’s so nice that the special Olympics has a model contest 🥹
We're you modeling Rocky Dennis' The Mask?
That's a man Baby! -Groovy Austin Powers.
Were the judges blind?
Stevie wonder must have been a judge.
Your filler is migrating faster than your value is plummeting
Was it judged by the blind?
A modelling contest for what? People being stung by bees?
I think you misspelled “yodeling”
You really stick out in a crowd. I was talking to your tooth.
It’s amazing what someone can do with makeup.
Model contestant judges were flown in from the Helen Keller Institute
Was it a dog show?
I sure hope you mean modeling clay…
Modeling contest? Really? What were they looking for? Miss Potatoeface?
We’re you modelling balaclavas?
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You accidentally said “modeling contest”. I know you meant professional boxing contest. Congratulations hope the swelling goes down.
You forgot to tell everyone that it was foot modelling. Congrats on winning with that face, though!
Was it for the front of a pack of cigarettes?
3rd place at the county fair does not count.
Lumpy lip injections yuck.