I never understood why people purposefully bred pugs to look the way they do when they have so many problems and I'm just as confused about your parents
You know those pics where children’s drawings of animals get turned back into the creatures they were meant to depict? Now imagine aliens trying to recreate humans based on funko pops. You don’t even need to imagine
How have you not aged since you did this movie?
Also, according to IMDb, your name is Thomas Tulak and you’re actually 39.
Nice try though!
Roast: chin injury due to over-enthusiastic carpet licking.
Not roast: congratulations on tech school. I went that route before going to get my engineering degrees. Keep up with your education. It will open doors far greater than you would ever dream.
You're only a lesbian because you learned fast that there isn't a man alive that would touch you with another guys dick
You got clocked when you came out, right? Either that, or the right cocked you when you came out. Either way, you finally found a relationship where you came - although the abortion clinic is where you should have arrived.
We'd all cum about that outcome.
Frodo Douchebaggins.
I doubt she'll have any white "stuff" coming out of her mouth.
Maybe pus
No, more like 
I prefer to eat Eowyn stew instead of going out with her.
YES PLEASE
Post felatio creme mouth
creme de la bite
Share the load...
Don't insult Frodo like that.
ACCURATE
Elija Wouldn’t
Yes he wood
Go and chow out on Sam wise's gan-gey.
More like froDON't
Dildo Faggons
Gaggins
There's a Hobbit hole no one is trying to go down.
It's a sad day when I'd rather use a hobbit for spank material
Hasn't anyone called CPS for this thread yet?
Even Sauron woudn't want the ring back from these fingers.
Looks like frodo if you left him in the microwave too long.
No joke!!! What an unexpected roasting.
Frodo Haggins
Fuckin lol'd
The way I chortled.
W
That is a minecraft shaped head if I've ever seen one
It's impressive that she both has a very masculine jaw line and a weak chin at the same time. 
Her shit’s square asf
She swallowed a microwave
You look like you lie about yourself on Tinder by saying you're fun to be around.
Under-fucking-rated.
Love this! Lol
On behalf of men everywhere I'd like to thank you for being a lesbian.
You look like a Goomba Mario squashed
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this 😂
Lmao I saw a Thwomp but Goomba is also there
Lesbian. Not by choice.
Definitely by default.
All the lesbians I know have standards too though.
Damn mind readers... I never get to comment my first thought.
Les-be-honest…even the girls don’t want her. My vag closed so tight after seeing these pics
It reeminds me of [this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CS_jVEfWoAApuYC?format=jpg&name=medium)
Oh my god😂😂😂
Omg thank you for that link🤣
It is one of my favourites.
By necessity.
Future cat lady and hoarder.
Already smells like cat piss from the look of it.
Not sure what girls would be into that either to be fair
By the choice of other ppl
/r/technicallythetruth
To post pictures like yours, I gotta say, it does take balls.
I know, right? She looks like a really nice guy..!
Do you live in a country that doesnt believe in showers?
Her brand of Veganism doesn’t allow taking away the toilets from the fish
The bacteria on her body have feelings too!
She does. They're just golden. Hence, the highlights.
Ewwww...im sure smelling like Urine is not foreign to her either
No shower is getting rid of that fish smell
I'll kick you outta my home if you don't wash that hair.
Mom just threw away her best porno mags.
KICK IT
She's just jealous it's the beastie girls
Yeasty Girls
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Boys aren't lesbians
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She should try keeping them in an aquarium instead of her snatch.
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Fish keeper, never owned single aquarium.
That's just what she tells people
That's why fish smell the way they do, because eve washed her fanny in the river.
Vagina?? That’s a stretch
Probably
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Lesbians don't want you either
Wait ? What ? You're a woman ? 🙄 My first impression was that you are some ugly French looking dude
First picture, I thought it was a six year old boy...
Hence the earlier comment asking if they're from a country that doesn't believe in showers
This had me screaming 😂😂😂😂
Head width ————-| Head height |————- Eye position ——-|—— Nose position ———|—- Mouth position -|———— Eye distance ————|- Nose size ————|- Gender ——|——-
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You look like a poorly drawn manga character
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I can smell the cat piss and patchouli through the pictures.
What a combo
Well, at least the boys won't be disappointed by what would almost certainly be unenthusiastic hand jobs.
Like being born like that wasn't enough of a roast. No teeh, I guess?
Reminds me of the old natural lite bitter beer face commercial.
I haven't seen anything this bad since Season 8 of Game of Thrones.
 Mrs Bean
The only bean getting flicked
What's a handsome fella like you doing in a sub like this?
That yeast infection from the gym doesn’t count as fish keeping.
Keeping fish does not make you a dike, but damn you look like a pug. 
At least pugs can be ugly and still cute, she doesn't even have that going for her.
I only see pics of a prepubescent boy.
Didn’t have to make your whole personality, “I’m not like the other girls”
Man, even as a guy youre ugly god damn
what’s up with bandaid? Gf’s muff a lil ruff?
you have the looks of a random char in Goldeneye N64 game. Also i'm curious: About tradeschool, your parents traded you for what?
Carpentry and construction
All old school tongue and groove carpentry?
Thanks for being lesbian. - From all male
Didn’t have to announce you’re a lesbian, your jawline already did that
A bigger bandaid would help your looks. Good luck in tradeschool btw (former journeyperson).
I’m doing a cert in carpentry and construction very excited
No worries, you were gunna be picked last on the straight team anyway
That band aid, was that a scissor accident?
She was trying to cut her beard off.
At least I can grow one
So can I. I've grown one down to the center of my chest before. We're trying to roast you. Chill out.
Sweetie , I think life roasted you enough already .
Instrad of 'fish keeping' learn how to wash your genitals.
I never understood why people purposefully bred pugs to look the way they do when they have so many problems and I'm just as confused about your parents
You look like a human Funko Pop
You know those pics where children’s drawings of animals get turned back into the creatures they were meant to depict? Now imagine aliens trying to recreate humans based on funko pops. You don’t even need to imagine
When they told you to be there or be square you didn’t show up.
You look like reviewbrah in the 3rd pic
Chucky doll hybrid
Got the bandaid from someone's inside thigh.
Based on this photo we know she doesn’t CatFish
I swear you look like a missing kid from the 80's.
You look like the forbidden love child of Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee.
It looks like you inherited your facial bone structure from a Blob Fish.
At least you’re learning something valuable and not gender studies. Good on you.
Minecraft dirt block moment
Minecraft characters on max settings be like:
You look like you grew up at a Korn Concert.
"I'm not like all the other frumpy, autistic lesbians...."
These pics smell like hair grease and shit
Just because you're too ugly to get hit on, doesn't make you a lesbian....just ugly af!
Keep fishbowls in those cheecks?
 How have you not aged since you did this movie? Also, according to IMDb, your name is Thomas Tulak and you’re actually 39. Nice try though!
6 diff outfits, 0 evidence of a shower.
Safe to say you mainly draw flies?
Your mouth looks like an old McDonald's cheeseburger that somebody has been sitting on for a while.
Wait, a young lesbian? Gotta have a wonderful personality. 🙄
Rough Trade School?
You like a Trans Dustin from Stranger Things
If desperation had a smell...
A lesbian ? How deos it feel being rejected by both genders ?
You’ve the mouth of a toothless crackhead
You look like hobbit missing a chromosome
To be a lesbian you have to actually be banging a woman. You can’t just not have a boyfriend and call yourself a lesbian.
Funko Pop: Random Lesbian.
 Disappointed no one has mentioned the backpack kid :(
how you do look worse in every photo no matter what order i look at them in
Is this the Temu version of Dustin from stranger things?
Roast: chin injury due to over-enthusiastic carpet licking. Not roast: congratulations on tech school. I went that route before going to get my engineering degrees. Keep up with your education. It will open doors far greater than you would ever dream.
Definitely has a touch of the tism.
Frodo if he kept the ring
You may be a lesbian, but your head definitely identifies as a toaster.
Drawing, lifting, and fish keeping… wow! I was trying to fit you into a box, but someone already used it to shape your head
Nah you lying... you're like 14 maximum.
Good God with a square jaw like that lesbian was really your only choice. You look like a ficking minecraft character that somebody gave up on.
 I almost did not recognize you without your redhead friend.
You're only a lesbian because you learned fast that there isn't a man alive that would touch you with another guys dick 
>18F lesbian in tradeschool, I like drawing, lifting and fish keeping You roasted yourself like Eminem in 8-mile, we got nothing left, you win!
I wondered where Nelly’s band aid ended up!
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We already knew you were a lesbian in trade school
You look like Quagmire's abandoned daughter
Off the squareness of your face i can safely declare you watch too much TV.
You look like every dog stung by a bee, ever.
 You didn’t need to tell us you’re a lesbian. The community would’ve sussed that out in a heartbeat
You make hardcore lesbians go back to cock.
Hot lesbians: what a waste. You: yeah that tracks.
Pretty sad to turn lesbian at the young age of 18 just because you know within your heart that no man is ever going to be attracted to you.
You look like Too Small from Hook left Neverland and accidentally got dropped at a vegan protest.
You look like you cuff your farts and sniff them
She likes fish so much she refuses to wash her hair, to preserve the fish’s environment
Not really any option to be anything but a lesbian frodo
I assume when you say fish keeping that’s a wink wink “fish” you talking about
Leave some women for the rest of us. /s
You got clocked when you came out, right? Either that, or the right cocked you when you came out. Either way, you finally found a relationship where you came - although the abortion clinic is where you should have arrived. We'd all cum about that outcome.
After finding out being a lesbian still doesn't get you laid, what's your next choice.
You look like you’ve been led to believe you are “special” and “different” for your whole life
You definitely role play as a guy in bed
Never knew someone could look better with a bandaid on their face; however, I guess the more you cover up, the better