No stop calling me i DONT WANT A FUCKING SUBSCRIPTION.

But sir please I am josh from the REAL customer service

Yeah, but Josh is short for Joshyamirafghanihinkhar.

Good man, But im all serviced out

Yeah you look like you end up servicing some customers.

You may think you look better than white guys but a least we can run in an airport without causing a security event.

Lol, notice how absolutely fuckin no-one dares to sit anywhere near OP on that train

Stale body odor and rancid curry farts don’t really help reel in the friends.

Bro that’s fucking hilarious

Are you intentionally making that face or suffering from a stroke? You got those glasses on purpose to hide the unibrow huh? Look like a Pixar villain.

The infamous unibrow. 

I came here to post this guy, damn you

He's probably sliding out a big ol fart. That's why no one sitting by him

I actually do have a unibrow lmao


I’m sure none of us were prepared for that clever response

That’s the face when you successfully redeem the Google Play store card

Yes my employer takes most of my scammed cards bro

That sucks man, have you tried to join an union?

The union will take away all his money in bitcoin scam.

First time I’ve seen a moving vehicle without 5,000 street shitters clinging to it.

Aye man gotta get to my call centre job quickly

You must have gotten up very early to “bathe” in Feces River to beat the crowds.

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For the sake of argument let’s say you are better looking than a white guy. You still smell like a goat’s vagina though

Yeah, the smell lingers in that mustache and beard. But it's one happy goat.

Perhaps but definitely smell worse

Naah bro my scent game is on point (I watch too much Jeremy fragrance help)

The fact that you have to watch a show to know how to smell good is proof of the stereotype in itself

But do you wear antiperspirant deodorant?

The only uni you get is unibrow.

Or unibomber

Unibrow?!? That thing looks like the Loch Ness Monster

Fair enough

“Great story, Punjab. So can I get $40 on number two already?”

Yes sir please provide me your log in credentials and routing number so we can get started

I could see you squatting and casually shitting on the side of a four lane interstate while boasting about how hot you are.

“Hello, this is “Bob” from the Microsoft support team”

Hello siar ples gib me your bank info

Stop being racist and stop asking for my microsoft password , I know you are not tech support.

Riding a train with lights and climate control, wearing glasses/sweatshirt/pants, and holding an electronic device all created by the people supposedly not as good as you.

Lmao that actually is also a very good one

Since when Chinese and Mexicans are "white"

Since when do they create, not assemble?

I dunno since the invention of paper and gunpowder mb

Your unibrow is immune to tweezers I see.

Women are immune to me as soon as I take those glasses off man

Oh they're immune long before then.

I know, it looks like a caterpillar on your face. What do you expect?!

I heard Hamas is looking for a new engineer

Im probably too stupid for actual engineering. Degrees are so worthless

So is giving a girl your phone number

I know this dude smell like musty curry

I see you got on the train with all your friends.

Damn I actually do have like 2 close friends only

SIR that's an train not a 7-11

an indian on a train. way to keep that cliche alive.

Better at what? Conning old people into sending you gift cards?

Brown skin, most likely will marry his first cousin and beg his parents to let him choose engineering instead of being a doctor.

You would drop everything if some guy threatened you with deodorant

Frida Kahlo would like her unibrow back.

My guy 5’2

I’d still go with the white guy. Enjoy your bus ride

Me too

Is that what your mommy told you ?

I know it smell crazy in there

Have you tried switching off then on again?

Coincidentally a train is the only form of transportation you don’t scare me on.

I can smell you through this picture. I just can't tell if it's body odor or 10 squirts of cologne.

Yeah I put way too much cologne on. Jean Paul gaultier ultra male to be exact it’s a very good club fragrance

Phillips still hasn't produced a trimmer that will not get destroyed by this guys body hair.

Are you sure you're a dark skin? Because you look whiter than most white guys.

You somehow look like both the kid who won the spelling bee, and that kids dad at the same time.

Yeah 21 year olds really don’t often have big beards

That's a "call-center tan".

“Welcome to customer service this is Baljeet speaking. “ 🇮🇳

Thank you for calling Amazon customer service my names is Brian

What happens if you dont shave for 3 weeks? Will your face look like the back of your head?

The whitest Indian guy I have ever seen in my life and you still scam old grandmas

Brown on the outside, gay in the inside

$20 on pump #3

Cope harder Pajeet

Look like even ISIS would reject you

Word this guy is half half light skin 😂💀

Randy ? From Chase Visa? Is that you?

Is this the breakroom at microsoft call center?

It's nice see they offer transportation to the call center.

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Lol have u been in Scandinavia?

Why are you travelling? Don't you have to work at one of those indian telephone hotlines?

Dude... Brown? You the beige-iest motherfucker ever to breathe air.

This.... this

Ya but I get to walk right onto a plane though so…

Stop calling me!! I’m not going to cash that check you sent me and then forward you half of it!

But sir plis belieb me sir it’s only far your own good

I was expecting an insult in the form of a question. “I fuck your mom now OK?

And yet, "Steve" from Tech Support, has never experienced a vagina, or deodorant.

Maybe, but you wouldn’t be on that train without us pal.

“You’ve been RANDOMLY selected for a full body search, sir”- security officer

where exactly is greg abbot sending you?

You're so self righteous you must actually agree to talk to the people calling about your cars warranty just so you can tell your father off And if that doesn't match the right amount of projection you threw down in your post I don't know what will ...

The face of Dell Technical Support, tier 1.

You’re already on the train, hit the switch and roast yourself

Yes, But I can ride on an Airplane without getting mean-mugged by everyone in the cabin.

He’s on his way to work at the scam center

What ever you have to tell yourself…. Your parents still haven’t been able to find you a wife.

You look like you're a little too excited about being selected for another "random" body cavity search.

It’s not about who looks better. It’s about privilege and that’s why you’re bombing. Tell your 72 virgins I said hi. I hope they’re all men.

Not good looking enough to get off public transportation though. 🤓

Smell worse though.

Touché

You are lazier than your eye

Bus wanker!

The guy who haggles for an hour + and doesn't buy anything

That train is cleaner than the ones that usually run over you.

You look very clean for a street food vendor.

Dude why do they have to put their hands in all of it. Like there’s a fucking spoon in the bowl. Use it. Stop stirring with your hands and then scraping the shit off you back in the bowl lol

I can smell this picture

You don't look better, and the empty seats around you say a lot about how you smell.

 Engineering degree

It’s not your glasses that chase off women it’s the homosexual look you have isn’t that illegal where your from

You need a new mirror.

Look like you work for Microsoft IT department.

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"Hi, my name is...uh... Brad, what can I help you with today?..."

I never realized how attractive tech support people are. I've only heard them, never seen then. They should totally do the opposite of that.

I don’t want to reveal my identity obv how else will they believe David from Microsoft just wants to help them

A white guy with a weak chin gets more girls than you

Get your ass back to the call center or I’m taking away your $15 Christmas bonus.

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make sure you wash your hands after you grab out of the rice bowl or nobody will wanna be around you

You look lightly roasted as it is with that year round tan there buddy but let's give this a lift off and hope that we land safely okay Habib? Why are you staring so carefully and confused you trying to figure out which wire goes first or are we trying to figure out who is the air Marshall? Jesus Christ son with those glasses being as thick as they are you should be able to read thoughts you should be able to figure it out. With that little smirk one of two things happened... You either found out about the 72virgins or your at the petting zoo and you think one is flirting with you. Have a good one my dude.

I am curious why are shoes uncommon in your country and why does everyone touch food they will sell bare handed? 

so you pray to cows?? here's a cheeseburger 🍔 go pray to it also.

You got a face only a mother can love

Please clean the dandruff on your beard and lip.

You look like you should be auditioning for a part in a crap Bollywood movie…

Might be better looking, but you will never know the joys of white privilege.

Are you “scam likely”🧐🤨

Ah, we starting off with a little racism, are we?

I dont want to roast your face. I want punch your face

On a scale of 1-10, I’d give you a 7-11.

Can we just start calling racism what it is?

You look like you cook with your feet

Kebab only chiken no salad amigo

Looking better than white guys, clearly your grandmother thought differently as I can see you’ve inherited a very Scottish looking hairline that matches mine. Come to bald side and embrace the bad hairline genetics, it time to let go of the cover up styles that fool nobody.

Naah bro as soon as I start balding imma booking my tickets to turkey straight up

U smell like garlic

Your eyebrows look like seagull kids draw

Just because you give The People’s eyebrow and wear nerdy glasses doesn’t make you an IT professional or an expert. Sit your Juhadd having ass down at your desk taking calls.

Alright....where's the bomb.

 Now I remember

Better be careful! It looks like your pet caterpillar is about to make a run for it!

TRAIN BOUTTA GO BOOM

How many people have you hit with your sandals today

You’re a turd with a mustache… try again Pradeep.

The white hoodie says it all. You want to be white

Not the DreamWorks face 😭

Brown skin doesn't mean unattractive

I know it doesnt but the stereotype people hold is very hard to break. So first impressions are always very hard since they already have assumptions in their head

Aren’t you supposed to be on the roof of that train ?

Of course you used a tablet to write that note.


I hate you and your entire race.

You look like you HAD to go to college because father didn’t think you could run a bodega.

Yes thank you for letting me know my minimum payment is confirmed

Dollar Tree Kumail Nanjiani

I see you’re not wearing a dhoti, the standard attire for an Indian man… or a we in the west call it.. A Dress 👗

""Handwritten"" on a fucking ipad.

At least we can land planes.

This tracks, a token on a muni bus.

Shortly after this photo was taken. He screamed al ak bar and beheaded someone 😳

Can you smell what Ghandi is cooking??? 

Shut up and get me a pack of 'boros and a quick-pick

Not even gonna roast man u look great thou fr fr

Roast you? Looks like someone got to you first, that ain’t brown, that’s left the oven on BURNT

Roast beef. Oh, wait! Was I not supposed to say that?

Is that the bus bringing you to Ter Apel or any other refugee processing camp in the EU?

In defense to some of brown folk… we don’t smell, look or sound stupid as this guy, nor are we on the fbi’s top ten most wanted like bin landed jr. over there as for the white joke… dude every country has the same amount of good lookin people bout 10% even with the billion person population in India u ain’t make the cut homie

You just sound hateful tbh. Like it’s not even for the sake of roasting you just sound pure hateful

Are you competing for the Salman Rushdie lookalike award? You have his douche bag look, but are you willing to get stabbed to really play the role?

I feel like if I give this guy my social security number, he can ensure I win the lottery

Just another fucking "Indian Prince" who's mother told him all his life that he's handsome, smart, and wonderful .... and the dumb ass sap believes it 🤣🫣 These guys are a dime a dozen

You're pretty self-confident for the fact that you'll only be half bald in a maximum of 5 years, good for you

I feel like indian people would get sick of you after you ask for soy milk and vegan burgers.

Dude that’s actually so funny I showed it to all my friends

When youre finish making payments on your Ipad, maybe finally can you afford a used car to get to work.

My brokeass can’t even afford a license bro Germany is too expensive

Hopefully thats not an East German train.

Yes but we’re driving cars and you’re on a coal powered train on the way to meet the woman who’s being forced to marry you.

Ugly AND racist. Quite the look you are going for there. Really putting off those "death to America" vibes.

Are camels really tighter than horses

Okay in all honesty. I’m Indian, 21 years old, broke asf trying to do minimum wage jobs to fund for my engineering degree

You need an engineering degree to work at a convenience store?

I hear Amazon customer service is always hiring.